Post by Union Jack on Aug 18, 2022 7:10:45 GMT
GENERAL INFORMATION TAG TEAM NAME: Bear-O-Dactyl TEAM MEMBERS: Pequeño Dinosaurio & Union Jack COMBINED WEIGHT: 375 lbs THEME MUSIC: 'The Motherfucking Pterodactyl' by Sarah Donner ALIGNMENT: Face IN-RING INFORMATION FINISHING MOVE(S): [INCLUDE DESCRIPTION] 1. The Phosphorescent Night Modified Version Of Union Jacks 'Bear Buster' - Jack sets up a opponent in double underhook position, lifts his opponent fully vertical (Ala Tiger Driver 98) spins and drops; Dinosaurio comes off of an elevated position with a crossbody/clothesline/flipping attack, adding his weight to the victim, Jack drops to a seated position to deliver a facebuster. 2. Flight Of The Bear-O-Dactyl Made In Detroit ala Motor City Machine Guns - Top Rope Sitout powerbomb (Union Jack) / Sliced Bread #2 (Dinosaurio) combination 3. Extinction Event Meltzer Driver ala The Young Bucks - Springboard somersault spike / kneeling reverse piledriver combination SIGNATURE MOVE(S): [INCLUDE DESCRIPTION] 1. The Bear-O-Dactyl Crash Event Omega ala The Hardyz - Simultaneous diving guillotine leg drop (Union Jack) / diving splash (Dinosaurio) combination On Tag - From Same Turnbuckle / Non Tag - Separate Turnbuckles 2. Plumage Plunge Skull And Bones ala Motor City Machine Guns - Falling neckbreaker (Union Jack) / Diving splash (Dinosaurio) combination 3. The Lightning Bug Delayed vertical suplex (Union Jack) / Flying crossbody (Dinosaurio) combination 4. Fall Of Beasts Fall Of Man ala The Ascension - Running Legsweep / Flying European uppercut combination 5. The New Asshole Whirling Dervish ala The Vaudevillains - Uppercut to the back of the opponent's head (Union Jack) followed by a swinging neckbreaker (Dinosaurio) BASIC MOVES (OPTIONAL): TEAM INFORMATION BACKGROUND: Seemingly a typical 'Unlikely Pairing' Jack and Dinosaurio seem to have very little in common and their friendship seems ill fitting. However, the two men share an unshakable bond and incredible chemistry making their ring work near seamless. GIMMIK: We Are The Motherfucking Bear-O-Dactyl! ENTRANCE (OPTIONAL): Announcer : Now on their way to the ring, at a combined weight of 375lbs, the team of Union Jack and Pequeño Dinosaurio.... Bear-O-Dactyl! As the ring announcer finishes up, a booming voice from nowhere fills the arena, like an excited chihuahua with no social filter, the unseen speaker tries to sound tough despite the like a childlike inflection to his voice. Lil' MC : Yo! Yo! Yo! You 'bout to witness a Mother Fucking Origin Story, let's go! The house light's dim as 'The Motherfucking Pterodactyl' by Sarah Donner and The Oatmeal starts to play. Fans, especially the younger ones, begin clapping along to the silly, but infectious beat of the song. Spotlights pan across the crowd and strobe lights fill the arena. He is the Motherfucking Pterodactyl Here to Ptear you a nnnnnneeeeewww... asshole The spotlights settle on the stage as Union Jack and Pequeño Dinosaurio burst through the curtain to an explosion of green, blue and red pyro. Lil' MC follows Jack and Dinosaurio out through the curtain and excitedly does a lap of the stage, stopping in both corners to rhythmically thrust his hips and shake his little rubber penis toward the crowd. Yes, it's true He ate 10,000 lightning bugs Kissing his bowels like a million hugs He shat them oooouuuuut One phosphorescent night Painting it like Christmas liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggghhhts Jack is hyping up his partner, whipping the crowd into a frenzy. The small bear drops to his knees and skids across the stage, stopping right in front of the ramp before the Luchadors. He is the Motherfucking Pterodactyl Here to Ptear you a nnnnnneeeeewww... asshole He pops up to his feet and starts furiously strumming the plastic penis that hangs from the front of his costume, the sound of the little bell amplified by the megaphone he is holding close to his crotch. Yes, it's true His plumage is the best in town All the hoooeees Touch his sexy Pteroid bone, oh! Yes he do put the T-rex to shame His pussy arms on that Puuuuusssssy frrrrraaaaame Oh! Both Union Jack and Pequeño Dinosaurio rush forward and leap over Lil' MC. Jack performs a split leg jump, while Dinosaurio dives under Jack's legs but over Lil' MC's head. He is the Motherfucking Pterodactyl Here to Ptear you a nnnnnneeeeewww... asshole Dinosaurio lands a split second before Jack, rolling once to clear the shared landing spot just as Jack sticks the landing where his partner had been. Yes, it's true He enjoys his hobbies too He smokes his pipe Rollerblades and finds ladies to woo, oh! The two members of Bear-O-dactyl sprint down the ramp toward the ring with Lil' MC following as fast as he can. Yes, it's true He rode with the Triassic crew That includes Lystrosaurus, and Plateosaurus, toooooo Ooh, ooh, ooh Reaching the ring, both men leap from the floor to the ring apron before bounding over the top rope to enter the ring. He is the Motherfucking Pterodactyl Here to Ptear you a nnnnnneeeeewww... asshole Both men go to opposite corners, posing for the loudly cheering crowd and hit all for corners in turn, playing up to the raucous reaction. He is awkward on the floor His feet are shit and His balance quite poor Lil MC rounds the outside, high-fiving anyone willing to reach out a hand. He hooked up with a grizzly bear They made love under the sea, and everrryyyyywhere Continuing to pose, the crowd is laughing and eating it up. Both men look ready for action despite the fun loving attitude and unique entrance. Yes that bear gave birth to a Motherfucking Bear-o-dactyl Who just might tear you a new... So beware, motherfuckers, beeewwwaaaarrreeeee! He is the Motherfucking Pterodactyl He is the Motherfucking Pterodactyl Remember him Remember his song Remember his tire iron and His enccccchhhhanting thong Both men move toward their corner and, after briefly conferring, one of them steps through to the outside. He is the Motherfucking Pterodactyl! ACCOMPLISHMENTS SWAT Tag Team Champion (x1 w/ Pequeño Dinosaurio as Bear-O-Dactyl) |