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Post by Shaun Hart on Nov 14, 2022 19:07:50 GMT
Match Four
Tag Team Match
Gangster of Christ vs Team Olympus
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Post by Gangsters Of Christ on Nov 21, 2022 21:55:28 GMT
November 14, 2022 Smoothie King Center The scene opens up with an view of the subterranean parking structure within the Smoothie King Center in New Orleans. Home of the NBA’s New Orleans Pelicans and host of tonight’s edition of IIW Monday Night Mayhem. MALE PARAMEDIC: I’m sorry sir but you’ll have to follow behind us in another vehicle. There isn’t enough room in the ambulance. JETHRO DAWSON: What are you talking about? There’s plenty of room in there. That’s my father. I’m coming with you. MALE PARAMEDIC: Sir do you want to argue with me or do you want us to get your father to the hospital as quickly as possible?
Suddenly a loud horn starts beeping as we see Jethro’s brother Pope hanging out the window banging on the driver’s side door. POPE DAWSON: Fuck em Jet. We’ll follow em just get in.
Jethro steps down from the ambulance and walks over to the vehicle his brother is driving. MALE PARAMEDIC: In case we get separated we are going to the University Medical Center on Canal Street but just follow us.
The paramedic slams the door shut as the ambulances siren and lights start up. Jethro quickly makes his way over to his brother’s vehicle and climbs in the passenger seat. Pope slams his foot on the gas and practically flies out of the tunnel underneath the arena and lands on Magnolia Street only a few inches away from the back bumper of the ambulance. POPE DAWSON: I swear to God when I see those fucking fucks I am going to beat them so badly their loved ones, if they even fucking have any are going to need dental records to identify their bodies. JETHRO DAWSON: Maybe slow down a little bit before we need an ambulance ride to the hospital our damn selves. POPE DAWSON: Don’t tell me how to drive Jet. You just sit there all calm and let me plot how I am going to murder those two fucking jerkoffs. Who the fuck even were those guys? They looked like two dudes who got picked on their entire lives so they decided to start ramming steroid filled needles into their ass a half dozen at a time so they could one day stick it to their big bad “bullies”. Both of those losers look like they haven’t seen a vagina since they were unceremoniously shat out of their mothers. JETHRO DAWSON: That’s a bit harsh no? I’m sure those guys have subscriptions to Brazzers. POPE DAWSON: Fuck them and fuck Brazzers. I swear to God Jet there is a better than 100% chance I am going to be spending the holidays in a holding cell on agg-assault charges. JETHRO DAWSON: Not necessary Pope. We work for a professional wrestling company. Those guys would be committing malpractice if they didn’t book us in a match with those guys soon. POPE DAWSON: You have a lot more faith in those jackasses in management than I do. JETHRO DAWSON: WATCH OUT!!!
Pope quickly turns the wheel 90 degrees to the left and then immediately back to the right narrowly avoiding an old lady crossing the street with the aid of her walker. JETHRO DAWSON: Good thing we are near a hospital because I think that lady that you almost hit might have had a heart attack. POPE DAWSON: She looked like she was in her 80’s. Her days were numbered anyway. I would have been doing her a favor.
Pope slams on the brakes basically in the middle of the area designated for ambulances. We know this because there is a very clearly marked signs that says “Ambulance Only”. JETHRO DAWSON: We can’t park here Pope. POPE DAWSON: Sure we can. This is the emergency room and this is an emergency. MALE PARAMEDIC: You can’t park there.
The annoying male paramedic from before shouts at Pope and Jethro. POPE DAWSON: It’s fine.
Pope and Jethro get out of the car and start to follow their father who is being wheeled into the hospital on a stretcher. POPE DAWSON: See that car over there? Go park it for me. Bring me the parking slip.
Pope says as he tosses his keys to a guy standing by the front door of the hospital. JETHRO DAWSON: I don’t think that guy was a valet. POPE DAWSON: That's fine. That wasn't even my car.
The Dawson brothers follow their father and the pair of paramedics through the emergency room towards a set of doors that open automatically. The Dawson’s try to follow through the doors however they are immediately cut off by an angry looking nurse. ANGRY NURSE: You two will have to wait over there in the waiting area. As soon as we know more a Doctor will come and get you. POPE DAWSON: What? JETHROW DAWSON: That’s our father. He’s old, his memory isn’t so good. He’s gonna freak out if he wakes up in a strange place with machines beeping and tubes hanging out of him and neither of us are there to comfort him. ANGRY NURSE: I understand and I promise we will do everything we can to make him comfortable and try and get you boys back there to see him as soon as possible. POPE DAWSON: See that you do.
Jethro quickly steps in between his brother and the angry nurse in an attempt to calm Pope down. JETHRO DAWSON: Come on. Let’s go take a seat and just chill for a little bit. There’s nothing else we can do for dad right now. POPE DAWSON: I swear to fucking God bro those two fucking cock sheaths are not long for this world. If Osh and Shaun Hart or whoever it is that books the shows don’t put those two dudes in the ring with us at the next available booking it’s going to be Osh and Shaun Hart that end up on the wrong end of a beat down. I will absolutely go to jail over this shit I don’t give a fuck. If those two fuck stains had any respect at all for this business, for what we do they’d have come at us head on but they didn’t because they don’t and it’s because they don’t that I am going to teach them a lesson that our father taught us a long time ago. I am going to beat it into their brains until that’s all that’s there. And then I’m going to beat them some more and I’m not going to stop until I am physically unable to lift my arms anymore.
The scene fades to black. ________________________ The scene opens on the edge of thick woods on the outskirts of Lizard Lick, North Carolina where we find Jethro and Pope Dawson in front of Pope’s black 1967 Impala. Jethro starts things off as he gazes into the camera and begins to say. JETHRO DAWSON: Ya know something, Pope, I really don’t know where to begin when it comes to Team Olympus and this upcoming Explosion event. It wouldn’t be half as bad if they didn’t load our guns for us. These two make about as much sense as Cav claiming to be the World Champion when he didn’t pin or submit Chris Page at the last pay-per-view event, it makes nearly as much sense as Jonny C walking back into an organization and being HANDED a shot at another Championship, it makes almost as much sense as Crush challenging for the World Belt when he just lost his UK strap. Do you see where I’m going with this?
Pope looks down toward the dirt and spits before nodding his head. JETHRO DAWSON: I feel like the IIW is in need of a firm reality check because over here in these parts it seems that entitlement is worth more than earning anything when you look back at the downward spiral things have taken over the last several weeks. I remember being excited when we got our contracts, thinking this was it… but thus far within our residency, it’s painfully obvious that this isn’t anything special, and this is a place where in order to get ahead you have to run in the right circles.Jethro, leaning back on the hood of Pope’s Impala steps forward where his hands hit the front pocket of his jeans as he gazes deeply into the lens of the camera while continuing his thought. JETHRO DAWSON: Unlike the above-mentioned, we didn’t show up here demanding title shots, we haven’t “won” anything without beating whoever we’ve been in the ring with, and now if it didn’t get worse than dealing with the remedial talents of the Landerson Family the powers that be have given a green light for another subpar team with lesser talents than the Bum Squad the opportunity to step inside the ring with Lizard Lick’s best Tag Team of all time!Pope finally speaks up. POPE DAWSON: Them boys that laid hands on our father?There’s a nod of the head from Jethro as Pope asks which garners the following response. POPE DAWSON: I have a lot to say about those soon to be corpses.JETHRO DAWSON: I’m sure you do, and we’re going to get there but before we do let’s start things off by taking a trip back in time a few short weeks ago when all of this nonsense began with Team Olympus, shall we? Listen, we get it guys. We understand that you guys being the BEST tag team in the world chasing little ole us is a bitter pill for you to swallow considering the last thing it does is make either of YOU the best. I mean, we’ve been accused of not being the brightest bulbs out of the bunch but at least we are standing before you with an unblemished IIW record while you two bitchboys are reduced to jumping a younger, more talented team to get your name back in the bright lights after suffering your current setbacks considering according to your own words you’re the best.Jethro simply rolls his eyes at the deluded logic that’s been spat out from their next set of victims. JETHRO DAWSON: You two fucks can’t even make it through a segment on television without sounding like you’ve rehearsed your lines a thousand times AND still screw it up! If you can’t even cut a promo correctly what in the blue hell makes you think that you will be able to outwrestle one of the only unbeaten teams in this company? With the logic of Champions and title shots being passed out we actually DESERVE an opportunity based on smacking around everyone that’s been put in front of our paths; which now include these two chumpstains.Jethro lets out a deep sigh before he continues on. JETHRO DAWSON: How is it these fuckboys can stand in front of a camera and profess to be the greatest tag team in the world when their only other appearance in active competition hinges on a loss in a six man tag? Not only did you two come up short it’s kind of hard to tell anyone that will listen how great you are; who the hell are either of you? Donald Trump? If it wasn’t stupid enough to attack us from behind like a couple of bitches now you’re trying to convice the world you anything more than flies hovering over a steaming pile a crap!Pope steps forward, his hands in the pocket of his jeans as he takes over. POPE DAWSON: Now we’re starting to get to the meat and potatoes of this entire deal. You two cumquats realize that if you wanted to test your merit from Lizard Lick’s cream of the crop all you had to do was ask right? I don’t know if either of you are familiar with us; wait, who am I kidding? Of course you don’t know us because you’ve already misquoted us like the naive chodes you’ve shown yourselves to be. Instead of being men, instead of being Olympic Champions and coming to us face to face you went after our old man; not only did you go after our father you then tried to turn it on us in the most juvenile of ways.Pope merely shakes his head from left to right at the camera, he removes his hands from his pockets, crosses them across his chest while gazing intently into the camera. POPE DAWSON: Yeah man, it’s totally our fault that you guys blindsided us just so you could take liberties with a sixty-year-old man. Man, talk about some impressive stuff.Sheer sarcasm exudes from the tone in Pope’s voice. POPE DAWSON: I guess even Olympic Champions are prone to make excuses for their own actions instead of taking ownership for them. It’s kind of sad if you really think about it because they should have every advantage they needed going into this party come Explosion; but, I guess not, I suppose these two need a lesson in humility and respect, and it looks like we are the right two people to give it to them. You see, it didn’t have to be personal…but you made it that way.Pope lets his arms fall to his side. POPE DAWSON: The funny thing about it all is we aren’t even bent about it anymore because in just a few short days we have the opportunity to not only rectify it but also show the world that the last two people who should be wearing Gold Medals are you two dickheads So, I guess the true question should be is how will a couple of nutsacks such as yourselves be able to convince anyone of anything when we are done humiliating you and embarrassing you harder than Rhett Dawson, Swayer Wade, or Maverick Tatum ever could. Jethro then states. JETHRO DAWSON: Last time I checked you have to win in order to be looked at as people making empty promises, and that’s what we have here. A couple of fools that have over promised and underdelivered since putting pen to paper here in the IIW while we have done nothing but flourish, and will continue to come Explosion because there isn’t going to be any blindsided attacks to give you some sort or moral boost for the failures you’ve become, there isn’t going to be anything but you two standing across the ring from the two of us where the best team is going to leave with their arm raised in victory while you guys hold your heads in shame realizing that you just got smacked by two of Lizard Lick’s best.Suddenly entering the frame from off-camera is Michael Dawson as he takes a position in front of his sons, bible in hand. MICHAEL DAWSON: If you would have told me that two Olympic athletes had so little regard for themselves than to lay hands on someone twenty-five years their senior to get themselves over was a thing in 2022 I would have called you a liar, but yet here we are. If there wasn’t already enough questions being raised about both of you allow me to step in and poke a few more holes in that sinking ship you are calling a career. The least either of you could have done was give me a beating that I’d remember for a lifetime rather than recover from in a matter of minutes. I thought you were professional athletes, not a couple of fourth rate scrubs so desperate to get a win. What makes matters worse for both of you is that you tipped your hand, you showed us the true level of your insecurities while opening the door wide open for my boys to show you the true meaning of the words pain, and suffering.A sly smirk starts to find its way upon Michael’s face while he states. MICHAEL DAWSON: It baffles my mind just how remedial you have shown yourselves to be by laying hands upon me like I’m a professional wrestler. How did it feel to beat up an old man? Do you feel like men now? I know it’s a feeling that you’ve never felt in your loins before and very possibly one that you will never feel again because now you have to pay the piper in the form of Jethro and Pope Dawson, and I assure both of you that the last thing you’re going to feel like when they strike down upon thee with get vengeance and furious anger is like a couple of men.Michael pauses for a second or two before chuckling under his breath and stating. MICHAEL DAWSON: Something you two should probably come to terms with now while it’s still early in your careers, if you’re the greatest tag team in the world you do not have to tell the world… the world tells you. I say that to say the last thing either of you is the greatest at anything but whatever you won those chocolate medals hanging around those necks. If you take a stroll through Lizard Lick and ask them about tag team wrestling the names that come from those lips are Jethro and Pope. Soon those names will be coming out of the mouths of fans around the world because they don’t have to talk about it… all they have to do is show up and be about it! Jethro steps forward taking over from his father's words. JETHRO DAWSON: We’ve knocked off a Bum Squad, we’ve taken down the Landerson’s, and those were done because we were booked against them… what do you think we are going to do to both of you after your actions against our father? You two dumbasses have kicked a hornet's net.POPE DAWSON: Just remember when the smoke clears and that dust settles while you two boys are left lookin’ up at the lights that the Gangsters of Christ didn’t pick this fight… but we will damn sure be the two that finish it. Heck, I might even take those medals since we’d just beaten the best, right?Pope can’t contain his laughter following his sentence. MICHAEL DAWSON: He who is without sin may cast the first stone. Olympus, your glass house is about to shatter into thousands of pieces… but it didn’t have to be this way, all you had to do… Let. Us. In.The screen goes dark.
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Post by Gangsters Of Christ on Dec 2, 2022 12:06:04 GMT
“I want to talk to you two about something before we head out to train.” The scene fades in with Michael Dawson sitting at their kitchen table at the Lizard Lick home of the Dawson’s. Both Jethro and Pope Dawson take their seats at the table before Michael continues. MICHAEL DAWSON- “We are on the cusp of our Pay-Per-View debut, and I don’t think I have to tell either of you just how important this opportunity is for us. It’s everything we have been working so hard to for.Michael observes his two sons while Jethro is checked in it seems Pope’s head may be elsewhere.. MICHAEL DAWSON- “Pope, are you paying attention?POPE DAWSON- “I mean this with no disrespect Dad, but the last thing we need is a pep talk going into a match with two posers that have had WEEKS to show us if that verbal diarrhea that flowed forth from their mouths on Mayhem was because they were stroking out or if that’s just who they are. But here we sit just days away from the Pay Per View and it’s crickets. Oh and did I mention they put their fucking hands on you or did you get a concussion and forget?.”MICHAEL DAWSON- “That my son is exactly why we are having this conversation now. Forget about what they did to me because the more you focus on that the angrier you will get which then means the more prone to mistakes you will be, and that my boy is exactly what they need from you in order to be successful. They know they can’t beat you. They NEED you to beat yourselves. That is their only chance. Their only play. Their Hail Mary in the waning seconds.”Jethro turns his head toward Pope before adding to Michael's statement. JETHRO DAWSON- “I get it, Pope, there isn’t a person on the planet that wants to break their necks more than I do but dad’s right. The more we harp on it, the more energy we give it the more prone to fucking up we’re going to be. They want to use this as a way to get in our heads… We have to correct ourselves and keep our eyes on the prize.”Pope responds to Jethro. POPE DAWSON- “You might be okay with those gutless clout chasers putting their hands on our old man but I never will be.”Jethro rolls his eyes while shaking his head. MICHAEL DAWSON- “That’s not the point Pope. We can’t change how they got our attention, but what we can do is control our response to it. The past is the past. Let it burn and let your future rise from the ashes. What I need for you both to understand when it comes to Team Olympus is that unlike them you boys aren’t desperate to make an impact because you’ve already made it, when guys stoop too low like that, when they try to convince the world they mean something they are only exposing their own insecurities that we can now exploit… If we remain level-headed.”Michael pauses for a moment before he continues on while firmly maintaining eye contact with Pope at the end of the kitchen table. MICHAEL DAWSON- “They are hoping that with you boys being so young that you will allow it to cloud your judgments, to blind you from the truth that they refuse to admit yet will not have a choice to by the time you both get done humbling them in front of millions of people around the world. He who is without sin cast that first stone, you can get mad about it… or you can get even.”JETHRO DAWSON- “I’m not going to lie, Pope. I want to crush their larynx with my boot but then I remember that these two chumps have had one showing in the IIW… and they lost! It’s incredibly hard to claim to be the best when you hardly compete let alone can’t rack up that win. What this boils down to is professional jealousy. They can’t get over to save their lives while all we’ve had to do is show up as advertised, take that ring by storm, and knock off two teams in the process.”MICHAEL DAWSON- “You boys have done more in a shorter period than they have, and that eats them alive considering we’re talking about Olympic Medalist.”Pope survey’s the room before he responds. POPE DAWSON- “It sounds to me that both of you are afraid that I might allow my temper to get the better of me. Is this an intervention? Where are the cameras and the shitty coffee?”Pope looks up and past the head of the table for a cameraman to pop in at any point only there isn’t one that shows themselves. MICHAEL DAWSON- “I wouldn’t call it an intervention by any means but let’s be honest here, between the both of you if anyone is going to fly completely off the handle it’s going to be you because you can’t get your emotions when you need to. It comes with age, and you are still a young man.”POPE DAWSON- “I’m going to hold them accountable for their actions. It’s like that scene in Rocky 4 where Dolph says that infamous line; “if he dies, he dies.”. That is exactly how I feel about Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dumbass. They crossed a line, and now they’re about to find out that every action has an equal and opposite reaction. I didn’t ask for this, I’m just playing the hand I’ve been dealt.”JETHRO DAWSON- “Pope, I think ultimately we all want the same thing in this instance, and you and I are going to get that opportunity at Explosion, but what we don’t need is for them to escape with a victory over us under any circumstances, it could halt our forward momentum toward getting that crack at the World Tag Team Championship. That’s why we are here, that’s what we have been tasked to do, and that is our bigger picture. Team Olympus has already shown the world what kind of cowards they are… so now it's our turn to show the world that actions have consequences, and consequences have repercussions. I am all for kicking their asses six ways from Sunday but they aren’t going to get in my head, I won’t be blinded by such hate that I lose sight of the bigger picture.”POPE DAWSON - “Or, and hear me out on this one. I can do both. I can beat the balls off of these two rat bastards and still keep my head. It’s actually really not that hard to do two things at once. Maybe you struggle with it Jet I don’t know but for me it’s really simple. Beating these guys from pillar to post is going to be cathartic for me and then when it’s over, when the final bell sounds and the ref raises our hands I am going to move on to the next match and those two are going to move on to the morgue. Are you done with the pep talk Dad? I have some stuff I need to handle before our sparring session later.”MICHAEL DAWSON- “Sure Pope. Not like you are listening to me anyway.”POPE DAWSON - “I am Dad. And I appreciate your wisdom and input but I’m still going to do things my way. You both know this and it will be fine.”Pope gets up from the table and walks out the back door of the home, closing it behind him leaving Michael and Jethro sitting at the table. MICHAEL DAWSON- “I think we might have a problem son. Pope may say he can handle it, he may even believe it but his history says otherwise. He’s a ticking time bomb ready to explode.”JETHRO DAWSON- “Maybe, but that’s why I’m there. We got this pops. I promise.”__________________ JETHRO DAWSON- “Man, I thought this Team Olypus were supposed to be the greatest Tag Team in the industry, and if that is really the case here then why the hell have you had three weeks to mutter a single word and all either of you have done is sit around playing grab ass with each other instead of, I don’t know, cuting some form of promo to explain why you are what you profess to be?"Jehtro shakes his head from right to left as he adds further insult to injury. JETHRO DAWSON- “Tisk tisk, tisk.”POPE DAWSON- “Nothing pisses me off more than a couple of lazy fucks that are all bark and zero bite like these two Olympic Chumps that clearly have come to the understanding that they’ve bitten off way more then they can chew the mere moment they elected to make things personal. Do you want to know something, Jethro?JETHRO DAWSON- “What’s that?”POPE DAWSON- “Look the fact that these two have essentially gone into hiding the second this match got booked won't stop me from ripping their throat out on a worldwide Pay-Per-View event that is no doubt going to close out the calendar year for the IIW. What better way to end the year than by making a viciously loud statement at their expense?”JETHRO DAWSON- “You have a point there.”POPE DAWSON- “There is a saying that fits this bill perfectly.”JETHRO DAWSON- “Oh yeah, what’s that?”POPE DAWSON- “Fuck around and find out.”Jethro nods his head in approval of Pope’s words as Pope gazes into the lens of the camera as if he’s peering it through it and speaking directly to the cunts that make up Team Cowards. POPE DAWSON- “Since clearly opening your mouths and allowing words to escape seems to be to challenging for you, since coming to the harsh reality that you’re about to get skunked by the Gangster’s of Christ might be a little too humiliating for Olympic Athlete’s such as yourself…Pope motions with a jerkoff hand gesture while he continues. POPE DAWSON- “It seriously baffles my mind how either of you were successful on an Olympic level while you’re struggling here and now against a team for all intents and purposes you SHOULDN’T be shaking in your panties to get in the ring with. The problem you two now face is more dire than even you can comprehend because ole Jethro here has taken the handcuffs off my wrist which means the level of violence that I am going to bring you is going to be more than enough to send you two fucks back down to the Bush League’s where you truly belong. You’ve established firmly that pressure isn’t your thing, you’ve elected to keep those cock suckers attached to your face closed… and for good reason. It’s not like anything intelligent has spilled out of them anytime in recent memory so perhaps you are doing yourselves some favors by reserving that right to remain silent even though you’ve not been placed under arrest… yet.”JETHRO DAWSON- “You’d think we’re at Church with how quiet they’ve been considering the last time we physically saw them they were screaming like a couple of head hunters about how great they are while not garnering a single win in their IIW career. News Flash, that doesn’t change come Exploision. As a matter of fact we’re starting to get a little tired of being handed the table scraps when it comes to competition. We’ve been here for nearly three months and all we’ve been served is a Bum Squad, a lesser talented Bum Squad, and now a couple of posers that wouldn’t know tough if they tore into a well done steak. This would usually be where I drop the entire all sizzle no steak comment but to be honest neither of you are worth the time or energy we’ve already given you, but unlike the two of you… The Gangster’s of Christ ALWAYS show up when advertised.”There is a pause from Jethro but before he can continue Pope cuts him off. POPE DAWSON- “I can’t speak for you but I’m growing pretty tired of being fooled into thinking the IIW has a healthy roster of teams or roster members for that matter. Do they put anyone under contract to tout numbers? That’s how it appears when you have us wasting our time and energy on a chump after chump after chump since we walked through your doors. It’s insane to me to sit here and think about the success this federation claims to have yet half of the roster can’t bother to show up and promote along the way. It is safe to say that says way more about the IIW than it does about anything else. The higherups are so out of touch with professional wrestling the humor of it all escaped a while back.”JETHRO DAWSON- “I feel your pain brother. We didn’t come here to be handed wins, we didn’t come here to boost our egos, we didn’t come here because we COULDN’T find success anywhere else because we will leave all that for the Cav’s and the Jonny’s of the federation. We came to the IIW because we were told this place was THE place to be for Tag Team Wrestling, we came to IIW to prove that we are ready for a primetime run in our industry, but thus far we’ve been about as disappointed in what we’ve had to deal with and the level of unprofessionalism, to the unsafe working environments, to even Shaun Hart and Osh putting themselves in a marquee position on the cards like they fucking matter on the product side of the equation. It’s clear that these good ole boys in the IIW truly don’t care about anything that’s going on around them if it doesn’t involve them. We’ve seen this a million times over, how many times can you recycle the same shit?"POPE DAWSON- “I can sense you’re starting to get fired up… and I like it.”JETHRO DAWSON- “I’m not getting fired up moreso than I’m bored by what’s going on around us. We were sold a bill of goods that simply doesn’t exist. The IIW isn’t a land of opportunity, the IIW is a joke. The competitors involved with the product are jokes, and what makes matter worse the punchlines are equally as fucking lame as Team Olympus. Hell, even your own Tag Champions that you went out of your way to create a tournament for didn’t bother to open their fucking mouths… and THEY were the only REAL challenge standing in our way to claiming those Tag Straps, and now we’re going to be reduced to sloppy fucking seconds.”
POPE DAWSON- “I think what my brother is trying to say is that wasting our time has officially come to a screeching halt. You pencil pushers can line us up some REAL competition, and clearly since you don’t have it under contract I might suggest you run along and find some. The Gangster’s of Christ are officially putting the winners of the IIW Tag Titles on notice that since you will be looked at as the “best” this circus has to offer that you put your money where your mouths are. Don’t get scared now, don’t piss in your panties, don’t go running around pretending to be something you’re not because as you can see when we dispose of two “olympic medalist” come Explosion that the best in the IIW will be standing directly in front of you. The great Jim Morrison once said, “the time to hesitate is through”,”
JETHRO DAWSON- “Come Explosion when we trounce the so-called “best” make no mistake about it you’re going to be looking at the best. The rest of you dumb fucks are just embarrassing. Come Explosion it will be safe to say that Olympus has Fallen.”Jethro winks at the camera as the feed cuts to static.
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Post by Team Olympus on Dec 2, 2022 21:24:44 GMT
(We open up inside a big, packed and ancient Catholic church in Barcelona Spain, down the aisle a red carpet leads us to a podium where two individuals stand with their backs turned towards the camera and people in the audience. One is dressed like a priest and the other is like a gangster from the movie Friday. They slowly turn around and reveal themselves to be Hercules and Zeus in the order told before. Hercules steps up to the podium and speaks into the microphone.)
Hercules: We are the Gangsters of Christ, and we have come to tell you to put your faith in us as we begin our journey through the valley of Evil as we take on The Gods of Team Olympus. I know its hard to have faith in us, even though we've never been worth a damn except for the small success we had in a backwater dump of Lizard Lick North Carolina where we wrestled your average joe hill billies and whatever idiots were available out fo the trailer park.
(Zeus throws up some gang signs as he approaches the podium and even flashes a gun to the people that bend down for fear of being shot by accident.)
Zeus: Yo yo it's all good we are professional gangsters despite our holy lifestyle, it was hard making a living in a dump city like that and only wrestling in front of like fifty people each booking. So we had to get down and dirty when the time called for it.
(Hercules puts his hands in a prayer motion)
Hercules: We asked for you good people to forgive us for the actions we weren't smart enough to amount to anything else in life and struggle to make good decisions, that's why we have to have our even more bum father travel with us and help us because at least with the three us we are able to have a functioning brain. I know those handsome and skilled wrestlers known as Team Olympus are better than us in just about every way you can measure but what they don't have is our heart or gangster instinct…
(Zeus and Hercules try to hold their laughter in but it's too much for them and they just let out a loud laugh in the church and then throw off their outfits and reveal themselves to be Team Olympus in their wrestling gear now.)
Zeus: You may lift your head up now people, we arent really those untalented and uneducated dummies from the south. We are Team Olympus, an actually respectable tag team that's actually won something worth a damn at the highest level in any sport and that's the Olympics.
(They show off their gold medals to the camera and Hercules even bites on them a little.)
Hercules: Yeah that's real Gold and not whatever lame joke those Gangsters of Christ spent weeks coming up with. Them boys can’t even come up with some original without looking up trash talk for dummies. Those insults might have gotten them far back in the amateurs but this is the big league and you boys need to come a lot better than that but it looks like you boys are punching above your weight and getting ready to get smacked back down to reality. Zeus: The facts are simple we are the better Tag Team because we are actually decorated with accolades that mean something and aren't hand out participation trophies. Teams like Gangster of Christ make us sick and bring the prestige of tag team wrestling down and we will not allow it. We are walking into this match on a mission to prove to everyone in the locker room that we are the best of the best and will save this division from these other teams that resemble the pedigree of Gangster of Christ.
Hercules: The honeymoon period is over for you boys, real competition has finally shown up to put you boys in the basement where you belong. So come December 4th we are going to kick your ass just like we did a couple of weeks ago and make your father look like a bitch once again. The fairytale story for you two is over for you and now all that awaits you is Two Olympic Gods that are going to send you straight to hell.
(Zeus and Hercules's fist pump and then flex as the scene goes dark.)
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