Post by Deleted on Dec 21, 2022 14:11:41 GMT
Up in the Himalayas, the ice-cold wind blows hard as a lone man climbs Mount Everest in nothing but a tank top and some shorts and boots. He started this climb with twenty-nine other people but they all have fallen off leaving only himself to conquer this great challenge. His bare hand grabs the top of the icy mountain and pulls himself up and makes sure he has his balance before he stands and looks over the scenery as the camera does a 180 angle before falling on his face and revealing a smirking Bobby Mack.
Bobby Mack: That's right average joes it's the People Choice and I've just conquered another incredible feat that not to many can brag about and come December 29th I'm going to do it all over again when I toss twenty-nine other supporting actors out of the ring onto their sorry asses and I'm going to do it in stellar fashion.
Bobby laughs then puts a smirk on his face.
Bobby Mack: You see I'm authentic, I'm an originator, I'm not some fake carbon copy like Terry Marshall that makes his living ripping off a steroid abuser wrestling star from the eighties! Come on old man it's 2022 nobody gives a damn about your pathetic-looking pythons and made-up merchandise numbers you pulled out of your ass!
Bobby smirks as he paces back and forth in the icy cold that doesn't seem to faze him.
Bobby Mack: This business is about entertainment BROTHER! And right now you're about as entertaining as watching paint dry. Your whole promotion video had me sleep like an old man in a nursing home, I swear an El Landerson promotion video would've been more entertaining than the dog shit you posted for the world to see.
Bobby smirks as he puts one finger in the air.
Bobby Mack: You see Terry you walked back into the IIW, thinking this was the same landscape when you left after coming up short at the last Ice Crown event last year.
Bobby smirks as he shakes his head.
Bobby Mack: Well moron you better take your head out your ass and wipe the shit from your eyes and realize things have changed and that the People have a new megastar to grace their screen, sell out these arenas and move more merchandise than all these average joes put together.
Bobby laughs.
Bobby Mack: Now don't beat yourself up to bad about it Terry, you aren't the only one that lacks a high IQ to comprehend that I am the only one that stands at the top of this mountain because your jerk buddy Mr. Clean Xavier Lux is someone else I saw that was talking out the side of his neck. Yeah Lux I see you was talking real big about the Hollywood star, talking about Bobby just in this match to fill a spot and put others over.
Bobby wags his finger back and forth.
Bobby Mack: You couldn't be more wrong about me, you see I'm the new foundation this company is going to be able to stand on, you're looking at the only real megastar left in pro wrestling because nobody in this locker room can entertain a crowd better than me and they damn sure can't stand toe to toe with me in the ring and it doesn't matter if it's you or any other of the twenty-eight wrestlers in this match.
Bobby smirks.
Bobby Mack: Now let's talk about you though Lux because not many people in IIW know much about you but I can't blame the fans or anyone for that matter because in the grand schemes of things you haven't been worth a damn since you lost the OCW World Championship and got your pink slip in the mail.
Bobby laughs as the icy wind blows hard past him and he just continues to smirk without a care in the world.
Bobby Mack: Now granted Lux you've been trying to climb back up the mountain and reclaim your glory but time after time you've failed to recapture that and it's even gotten so bad for that you've taken your ball from the XWF and moved on because you weren't able to make much of yourself over there and then last night on WGWF Brawl I saw you fail again when the Television Championship was on the line.
Bobby laughs as he shakes his head.
Bobby Mack: Now you think you're going to come into my company and become a winner overnight.
Bobby shakes his finger.
Bobby Mack: I don't think so Lux and I hate that I have to be the one to put you right back down in the gutter of failure, but somebody has to do it and to be honest, it's where you belong and not in the same ring with me. Because I'm greatness, I'm not only a Hollywood success, I'm a winner at life and I'm going to continue to win because let's be honest none of you can touch me!
Bobby picks up some snow from off the ground and rubs it on his chest.
Bobby Mack: Yeah that feels good, the ice doesn't bother me and the temperature in the arena won't not affect me because just like Tom Brady and Michael Jordan I got ice in my veins! I'm cool under pressure and unlike Max Stone I actually rise to the occasion and back up my talk. I won't fall short in the big moment as he did at Explosion and when I win the Ice Crown rumble nobody will question whether or not I earned a shot, unlike someone that had to do some politicking to get a Championship match.
Bobby smirks.
Bobby Mack: You see The People Choice doesn't have to do all that to make it to the top of this company, I don't need any favors or back door deals the only thing I need is an opportunity and that's exactly what the Ice Crown Rumble has given me and you can bet your tick stock ass Max I'm going to cash in on it!
Bobby smiles.
Bobby Mack: I'm not here to just win Championships, I'm here to take this company to the next level and give the fans what they want and that's something different besides the same old faces they've seen for years now. No more will the people have to tolerate mediocrity like Ryan Hawkins and Caleb Scott who run around here like extras from The Purge Movie.
Bobby laughs to himself for a moment as he's really liked that joke he just told
Bobby Mack: But seriously, let me focus on some talent that's actually going to last more than a couple seconds in this Rumble, like the biggest and most obnoxious loud mouth in IIW the International Champion Joe Montouri and before I start ripping you apart let me give you credit where it's due, you've had a nice run so far in IIW and I can't deny you winning the International Championship in you first match in a match like this is impressive but lighting isn't going to strike twice sunshine.
Bobby pauses.
Bobby Mack: So go ahead and stick your chest out like a moron and shout to the top of your lungs because it doesn't matter what you do Jmont, I'm going to leave you laid out like Mac Bane did on the WGWF and if you think Dane Preston has been a nightmare for you, boy ole boy you just wait until the People's Choice comes face to face with you! You've had a nice run but now reality is about to step in and remind you that you'll always be the steppingstone and never the boulder.
Bobby smirks.
Bobby Mack: Now let's turn our attention to our resident hitman who thinks he's John Wick without the winning result. I swear Eoin you're the first hitman I've seen that never hits his target consistently. I mean I'm surprised they keep sending you these contracts when you can deliver on the goods… But maybe they just enjoy seeing you fail at your craft.
Bobby laughs as he shakes his head.
Bobby Mack: But regardless of their intent, they are setting you up to be embarrassed again when you step into the same ring with me but since you are number one and I'm number twenty-nine it's a good chance you won't even have the privilege to be tossed out of the ring by me so let me stop wasting my time on an afterthought.
Bobby pulls out a cigar from his short pockets and fires it up and takes a couple of puffs.
Bobby Mack: Matter of fact, I don't even want to waste any more of my precious Hollywood time on your average joes, so I'm going to cut to the chase and make this nice and sweet.
Bobby takes another puff.
Bobby Mack: I will become the new face of this company and make sure they never have to rely on outside names like Chris Page who don't really have any love for this company and was just looking to add another notch on his belt. Without even getting in the ring yet I can tell you I give a damn about IIW because I put pen to paper to sign with this company over all the others so that should tell you all you need to know about my commitment.
Bobby pauses for a moment.
Bobby Mack: All of you that think you are going to climb to the top of the mountain might as well jump off now and save yourself from the long fall that awaits you because I am the top of the mountain and I'm walking into Manchester on December twenty-ninth to take my Ice Crown in my debut match and punch my ticket to a World Heavyweight Championship match, then I'm going to win that one as well and when the dust settles I will sit on my throne and oversee my kingdom in the IIW as your new World Heavyweight Champion!
Bobby sits down on the mountain as he looks over the cliff as the scene fades out.