Post by Osh Vaughan on Mar 16, 2021 1:28:02 GMT
Original Air Date - Nov 2007
The IIW Halls – Episode 3
Introduction
Osh- Wow we actually made it to 3 episodes. Now this episode is a pretty scary episode. I have been advised by my lawyer to put this warning because more than likely you skipped past the first warning without reading it. You naughty boys and girls you. Well in this episode entitled ‘Daffodils Delight’ There are going to be a lot of sick and crude jokes, probably more than usual. There will probably be more offensive jokes towards Kyle Hanna just because of his name as well as the debut episode of the IIW Hall’s first serial killer. So read on at your own expense!
Episode – Daffodils Delight [Should really be called Machete Dave but that would be to relevant to the story]
Foz - Hey Osh
Osh - Sup?
Foz - Look what me and Rob found
Osh - Yeah?
Rob - Yeah this paint ball gun
Osh - hmm what can we do with this?..........
A Few Hours Later
Were in the Head Tutors Head Room, Alec Fleming is sat facing the guys who are all around him in a semi circle
Alec Fleming - Ok people all take a seat now
Osh - Were sat already
Alec Fleming - ok Osh, be calm
Osh - Sir yes Sir
Alec Fleming - Now I know what you did was wrong, but I’m sure there is a reasonable explanation why my car is now covered in paint
(Osh Whispers to Rob) - Alec Fleming doesn’t even have a car
(Rob whispers back) - I thought that
Osh - Aye well
Alec Fleming - now what do you have to say for yourselves?
Osh - in my defence, it was Foz
Foz - Bastard!
Alec Fleming - Ok Foz, I expect full repayment for the car
Foz - Fuck sake Alec Fleming you don’t even have a car!
Alec Fleming - Well what about that mean machine outside
Alec Fleming points outside to something covered in paint
Osh - That’s a bike!
Alec Fleming - Bike Car, same thing
Foz - Fine I’ll pay for a new one,
Alec Fleming - Good Good, now may this be a lesson to you, you can now all stand up and go
Suddenly Kyle Hanna Montana Studs runs in covered in paint
Osh – Told you that wasn’t a chav we hit
Foz - Damn could’ve sworn it was Bradders
Kyle Hanna Montana Studs: Guys I thought we were cool?
Stevey: Hey we didn’t know it was you man, any way you got no proof we did it
Rob: Part from maybe the fact we already admitted to doing it, infact Osh has got the paintball gun hidden down his trousers
Osh: err that isn’t a paint ball gun mate
Rob: Jeez Louise!
Osh: well I guess in a s…….
Foz: No need Osh, No Need
Osh: Plus..You were never cool...
Alec Fleming – well that’s enough If you weren’t Halls Rep Osh I would have you all kicked out
Osh – Well that worked out well for us then didn’t it
Later on there is an ambulance outside. Osh and Foz look on as a student is wheeled out with a big gash down the side of his face
Foz – Wow that is sick
Osh – Not as sick as putting your genitalia in a starving lions mouth and flicking its genitals with a wet towel!
Foz – That doesn’t sound sick
Osh – Well the sound you will make will be!
Jonny C – what the fuck BITCH happened there?
Foz – Who knows
Osh- there is only one person we can consult at a time like this
Jonny C – I’ll get the weed…
The guys wonder off to Stoners room
Foz – Hello Stoner. We seek your advice again
Stoner – Ok what do you have to offer
Foz – we bring weed of the finest Jamaican quality as well as possibly a magic mushroom
Stoner – How is it Magic
Foz – Well it isn’t but we nicked it off Adam Bradley.
Jonny C – COCK…
Foz – Random
Jonny C – It’s a side effect of the Tourettes some times I respond when I FUCK hear certain words, one being Adam Bradley COCK
Foz – Really?... Adam Bradley
Jonny C – COCK
Foz – hahaha Adam Bradley
Jonny C – COCK! Ok stop it
Foz – Fine
Osh – but yes Stoner.. We need to know whats happened with these kids being carted out
Stoner – Ah.. The legend that is Del Fuego!
Osh – Del Fuego?
Stoner – Yes Del Fuego… The story goes that Del Feugo was just a normal kid living a normal live, he had a great love of Pigeons. He used to play with his pigeon every day. He lived at that abandoned Tree stump outside the halls, but one day. Benz Ortega was short of food and was looking to cook something for a halls meal. So the story states Benz Ortega went down to the stump while Del Fuego was asleep and he slashed The Pigeon in half with a machete and served it up for lunch that day. When Del Fuego found out.. He went a little bit crazy in his head. He broke into Benz Ortega and Stole his machete. Then Benz Ortega was never seen again… Well not until his shift the next day. But they say Del Fuego then went on a killing spree.
Osh- Woah.. That True?
Stoner – Probs.. Or I’m High one or the other.
Osh – we should go find him!!!
Foz – Why?
Osh – Good point lets not bother.
Stoner – Let’s get high
Osh – Nah were cool
Stoner – Well I’d be lying anyway.. would be more like lets get higher!
The lads walk out and back to the common room
Osh – You’d think there would be more cops around here after that kid got stabbed
Foz – would make sense wouldn’t it
Jonny C – Well theres one over there…
Jonny points at Alec Fleming who’s dressed up as a cop
Alec Fleming – Go back to your rooms lads I’ve jus come out to get some butter.
Alec Fleming turns round revealing that his cop outfit has no back to the pants bit
Osh – Now that I did not need to see!
Foz – Sigh this reeks of Adam Bradley
Jonny C – COCK
Osh – Agreed.
Just then a knife wielding maniac runs in.
Osh – You know what.. I got a feeling that could be Del Fuego
Foz – Yeah? I’m not sure why you think it’s him?
Osh – For a start he’s running round waving a machete in the air.
Suddenly Adam Bradley walks over to him
Osh [Shouts] – Nice knowing you bradders
Jonny C – Cock
Foz – We only said Bradders then not his full name
Jonny C – I know. But he still is one.
Del Fuego goes to stab Adam Bradley as we fade to black!
The IIW Halls – Episode 3
Introduction
Osh- Wow we actually made it to 3 episodes. Now this episode is a pretty scary episode. I have been advised by my lawyer to put this warning because more than likely you skipped past the first warning without reading it. You naughty boys and girls you. Well in this episode entitled ‘Daffodils Delight’ There are going to be a lot of sick and crude jokes, probably more than usual. There will probably be more offensive jokes towards Kyle Hanna just because of his name as well as the debut episode of the IIW Hall’s first serial killer. So read on at your own expense!
Episode – Daffodils Delight [Should really be called Machete Dave but that would be to relevant to the story]
Foz - Hey Osh
Osh - Sup?
Foz - Look what me and Rob found
Osh - Yeah?
Rob - Yeah this paint ball gun
Osh - hmm what can we do with this?..........
A Few Hours Later
Were in the Head Tutors Head Room, Alec Fleming is sat facing the guys who are all around him in a semi circle
Alec Fleming - Ok people all take a seat now
Osh - Were sat already
Alec Fleming - ok Osh, be calm
Osh - Sir yes Sir
Alec Fleming - Now I know what you did was wrong, but I’m sure there is a reasonable explanation why my car is now covered in paint
(Osh Whispers to Rob) - Alec Fleming doesn’t even have a car
(Rob whispers back) - I thought that
Osh - Aye well
Alec Fleming - now what do you have to say for yourselves?
Osh - in my defence, it was Foz
Foz - Bastard!
Alec Fleming - Ok Foz, I expect full repayment for the car
Foz - Fuck sake Alec Fleming you don’t even have a car!
Alec Fleming - Well what about that mean machine outside
Alec Fleming points outside to something covered in paint
Osh - That’s a bike!
Alec Fleming - Bike Car, same thing
Foz - Fine I’ll pay for a new one,
Alec Fleming - Good Good, now may this be a lesson to you, you can now all stand up and go
Suddenly Kyle Hanna Montana Studs runs in covered in paint
Osh – Told you that wasn’t a chav we hit
Foz - Damn could’ve sworn it was Bradders
Kyle Hanna Montana Studs: Guys I thought we were cool?
Stevey: Hey we didn’t know it was you man, any way you got no proof we did it
Rob: Part from maybe the fact we already admitted to doing it, infact Osh has got the paintball gun hidden down his trousers
Osh: err that isn’t a paint ball gun mate
Rob: Jeez Louise!
Osh: well I guess in a s…….
Foz: No need Osh, No Need
Osh: Plus..You were never cool...
Alec Fleming – well that’s enough If you weren’t Halls Rep Osh I would have you all kicked out
Osh – Well that worked out well for us then didn’t it
Later on there is an ambulance outside. Osh and Foz look on as a student is wheeled out with a big gash down the side of his face
Foz – Wow that is sick
Osh – Not as sick as putting your genitalia in a starving lions mouth and flicking its genitals with a wet towel!
Foz – That doesn’t sound sick
Osh – Well the sound you will make will be!
Jonny C – what the fuck BITCH happened there?
Foz – Who knows
Osh- there is only one person we can consult at a time like this
Jonny C – I’ll get the weed…
The guys wonder off to Stoners room
Foz – Hello Stoner. We seek your advice again
Stoner – Ok what do you have to offer
Foz – we bring weed of the finest Jamaican quality as well as possibly a magic mushroom
Stoner – How is it Magic
Foz – Well it isn’t but we nicked it off Adam Bradley.
Jonny C – COCK…
Foz – Random
Jonny C – It’s a side effect of the Tourettes some times I respond when I FUCK hear certain words, one being Adam Bradley COCK
Foz – Really?... Adam Bradley
Jonny C – COCK
Foz – hahaha Adam Bradley
Jonny C – COCK! Ok stop it
Foz – Fine
Osh – but yes Stoner.. We need to know whats happened with these kids being carted out
Stoner – Ah.. The legend that is Del Fuego!
Osh – Del Fuego?
Stoner – Yes Del Fuego… The story goes that Del Feugo was just a normal kid living a normal live, he had a great love of Pigeons. He used to play with his pigeon every day. He lived at that abandoned Tree stump outside the halls, but one day. Benz Ortega was short of food and was looking to cook something for a halls meal. So the story states Benz Ortega went down to the stump while Del Fuego was asleep and he slashed The Pigeon in half with a machete and served it up for lunch that day. When Del Fuego found out.. He went a little bit crazy in his head. He broke into Benz Ortega and Stole his machete. Then Benz Ortega was never seen again… Well not until his shift the next day. But they say Del Fuego then went on a killing spree.
Osh- Woah.. That True?
Stoner – Probs.. Or I’m High one or the other.
Osh – we should go find him!!!
Foz – Why?
Osh – Good point lets not bother.
Stoner – Let’s get high
Osh – Nah were cool
Stoner – Well I’d be lying anyway.. would be more like lets get higher!
The lads walk out and back to the common room
Osh – You’d think there would be more cops around here after that kid got stabbed
Foz – would make sense wouldn’t it
Jonny C – Well theres one over there…
Jonny points at Alec Fleming who’s dressed up as a cop
Alec Fleming – Go back to your rooms lads I’ve jus come out to get some butter.
Alec Fleming turns round revealing that his cop outfit has no back to the pants bit
Osh – Now that I did not need to see!
Foz – Sigh this reeks of Adam Bradley
Jonny C – COCK
Osh – Agreed.
Just then a knife wielding maniac runs in.
Osh – You know what.. I got a feeling that could be Del Fuego
Foz – Yeah? I’m not sure why you think it’s him?
Osh – For a start he’s running round waving a machete in the air.
Suddenly Adam Bradley walks over to him
Osh [Shouts] – Nice knowing you bradders
Jonny C – Cock
Foz – We only said Bradders then not his full name
Jonny C – I know. But he still is one.
Del Fuego goes to stab Adam Bradley as we fade to black!