Post by Osh Vaughan on Mar 16, 2021 1:29:31 GMT
IIW Halls Ep 6
It’s actually Ep 5 but I typed 6 and couldn’t be arsed to press backspace and type 5 in as I thought it would be to much effort, obviously I only realized after writing the previous sentence that that took more effort than changing it back to ep5 but I’m a stubborn guy so it will stay like that!
Introduction
Foz – It’s about time I got to introduce one of these episodes. Osh always keeps me out of the picture so now it’s Foz’s time to shine! Osh by the way is not here due to a scorching case of genital herpes that he picked up in episode 5, but obviously you know all about that from reading the episode 5. You will also know that Kyle Hanna ran away from school after finding out that his mum was infact his dad and that his dad was infact his uncle’s niece. I know it may sound strange but if you don’t understand go back and read episode 5!
So what can I say about this future episode? Not much Osh usually blags on about something that doesn’t actually happen, So I’m going to tell you exactly what happens.
1. They go camping
2. Jonny C Swears
3. Adam Bradley gets kidnapped
4. No one cares
5. The story ends with a pointless out of place feel good moment
So enjoy!
Episode 6 – If you’re still confused [Bradley] Just quit now
Osh – Hey guys guess what… there’s a big surprise Alec Fleming is posting it on his door soon, I wonder what it is!!
Mr Pain – Man maybe we got a live act like Dr Dre, Hope it’s not McFly that would be Gay!
Foz – Camping
Osh – What?
Foz – Were going Camping
Osh – How you know?
Foz – It was in the introduction
Osh – Well that spoils that bit of fun
Jonny C – Fuck!
Foz – so was that
Osh – see this is why we never let you do the introduction Foz, you just ruin it for everyone
Adam Bradley walks past
Mr Pain – What The Hell? Was that Smell?
Foz – Bradders!
Jonny C – Cock
Foz – you still doing that?
Osh – It aint bad.. You didn’t smell him before he got shat out by Adam The monster… Now that was a stink!
Alec Flemings Office
Alec – Sean you ready to go camp-in
Sean – Only if we can have a spit roast
Alec – But I aint bought a pig
Sean – We wont need a pig for the spitroast Im thinking about
Alec – That’s pretty disgusting.. But I love it!
Sean – But we’d need a 3rd person, A Student maybe?
Alec – What about Bradders?
Sean – Yeah I did always think Bradders had a supple posterior.
Later on everyone is packed to go camping.
Osh – I have nothing to say
Even later on everyone is outside by their tents with fire and marshmallows
Foz – this is boring!
Jonny C – What the fuck was that?
The lads look round convinced they heard someone moving around or something somewhere. There is suddenly a deafening scream!
Osh – Shut up Bradders!
Adam – Sorry.
Foz – Right I think we need to pay Stoner a visit
Osh – isn’t that my line?
Foz – Screw it I aint doing a retake!
Stoners tent – Correction – STONERS HOTBOXED TENT
Stoner – Come in young smittenwrappers
Osh – SmittenWrappers?
Stoner – I don’t know, I’m high….
Osh – Stoner we think we heard some people running around outside
Stoner – Well I’m not surprised, this is the forest of The Bum
Foz – So Alec Fleming and Sean Taylor might like it?
Stoner – Not that type of bum. THE BUM! Two guys who have nothing to lose so they walk around eating whatever they can. There is Stabby joe who legend states would piss on his prey and then there was PC McGee who was known to go around stabbing their victims. Together they made quite a team. Infact have you ever heard of Viper or King?
Osh – No?
Stoner – That’s because BUM killed them took their corpses ripped off their limbs and had a BBQ
Foz – Wow that’s sick!
Stoner – Don’t worry. There was some BBQ Sauce as well… Or so the legend states
Osh – Woah, That true?
Stoner – No it was only actually Brown Sauce.
Osh – no not that the story
Stoner – Probably… Or I’m High....
There is a scream from outside the guys run out and see Adam Bradley being dragged away by two strangers
Jonny C – Oh My Fucking God They’ve Cunting Fucked Bradley
Foz – I think he means they’ve taken Bradders
Osh – in that case… Let’s get outta here before they bring him back!
Jonny C – What the cock block we going to do now without Bradders here?
Osh – Marshmallow?
Jonny C – Delightful.
Meanwhile – With Alec Fleming and Sean Taylor
Alec Fleming – Hi Ho
Sean Taylor – Hi Ho
Alec Fleming – It’s bumming time lets go
Sean Taylor – Hi Ho, Oh Oh, Oh Oh oh
Alec Fleming – But Sean did you really need to knock Adam Bradley out?
Just then two scraggy strangers run up to Fleming and Taylor and steal Adam Bradley from them before running off with him
Adam Fleming – For Sir Elton John’s Bum’s Sake!
Sean Taylor – OI Bitches… Come back here, bend over and take it like a man!
Back at Camp
Foz: What we should do is figure out our main problem of what are we going to do about Bradders?
Osh: Who cares, Sleep good!
Rob – I think we should form a plan
Osh – Rob?
Rob – Yes?
Osh – Didn’t realize you were even here.. You aint said a thing for the time span of 45 lines!
Rob – Well maybe if you talk to me more rather than ignoring me
The lads go to sleep as they don’t really care about what’s just happened or anything that will now happen.
The Next Day
The Kyle Hanna Montana Studds House
Kyle: Mum whats wrong you’re covered in scabs!
Kyle’s Mum: I got savagely attacked
Kyle: Where is he?
Kyle Mum: He’s gone now, he didn’t even pay me!
Kyle: for what???
Kyle’s Mum: oh never mind, I’m just glad you’re here to help me through this
Next Day (Saturday)
Kyle: How you feeling mum?
Kyle’s mum: pretty good
Kyle: where’s all your scabs gone?
Kyle’s Mum: Never you mind, just eat your cornflakes
By now all the lads are back at uni
Foz – All in all a 100 percent successful trip
Rob – but we lost Adam Bradley?
Foz – All in all a 100 percent successful trip
Osh – I don’t think that’s the last we’ve seen of Adam Bradley though
Foz – what makes you say that?
Osh – just wait till the next introduction to find out!
It’s actually Ep 5 but I typed 6 and couldn’t be arsed to press backspace and type 5 in as I thought it would be to much effort, obviously I only realized after writing the previous sentence that that took more effort than changing it back to ep5 but I’m a stubborn guy so it will stay like that!
Introduction
Foz – It’s about time I got to introduce one of these episodes. Osh always keeps me out of the picture so now it’s Foz’s time to shine! Osh by the way is not here due to a scorching case of genital herpes that he picked up in episode 5, but obviously you know all about that from reading the episode 5. You will also know that Kyle Hanna ran away from school after finding out that his mum was infact his dad and that his dad was infact his uncle’s niece. I know it may sound strange but if you don’t understand go back and read episode 5!
So what can I say about this future episode? Not much Osh usually blags on about something that doesn’t actually happen, So I’m going to tell you exactly what happens.
1. They go camping
2. Jonny C Swears
3. Adam Bradley gets kidnapped
4. No one cares
5. The story ends with a pointless out of place feel good moment
So enjoy!
Episode 6 – If you’re still confused [Bradley] Just quit now
Osh – Hey guys guess what… there’s a big surprise Alec Fleming is posting it on his door soon, I wonder what it is!!
Mr Pain – Man maybe we got a live act like Dr Dre, Hope it’s not McFly that would be Gay!
Foz – Camping
Osh – What?
Foz – Were going Camping
Osh – How you know?
Foz – It was in the introduction
Osh – Well that spoils that bit of fun
Jonny C – Fuck!
Foz – so was that
Osh – see this is why we never let you do the introduction Foz, you just ruin it for everyone
Adam Bradley walks past
Mr Pain – What The Hell? Was that Smell?
Foz – Bradders!
Jonny C – Cock
Foz – you still doing that?
Osh – It aint bad.. You didn’t smell him before he got shat out by Adam The monster… Now that was a stink!
Alec Flemings Office
Alec – Sean you ready to go camp-in
Sean – Only if we can have a spit roast
Alec – But I aint bought a pig
Sean – We wont need a pig for the spitroast Im thinking about
Alec – That’s pretty disgusting.. But I love it!
Sean – But we’d need a 3rd person, A Student maybe?
Alec – What about Bradders?
Sean – Yeah I did always think Bradders had a supple posterior.
Later on everyone is packed to go camping.
Osh – I have nothing to say
Even later on everyone is outside by their tents with fire and marshmallows
Foz – this is boring!
Jonny C – What the fuck was that?
The lads look round convinced they heard someone moving around or something somewhere. There is suddenly a deafening scream!
Osh – Shut up Bradders!
Adam – Sorry.
Foz – Right I think we need to pay Stoner a visit
Osh – isn’t that my line?
Foz – Screw it I aint doing a retake!
Stoners tent – Correction – STONERS HOTBOXED TENT
Stoner – Come in young smittenwrappers
Osh – SmittenWrappers?
Stoner – I don’t know, I’m high….
Osh – Stoner we think we heard some people running around outside
Stoner – Well I’m not surprised, this is the forest of The Bum
Foz – So Alec Fleming and Sean Taylor might like it?
Stoner – Not that type of bum. THE BUM! Two guys who have nothing to lose so they walk around eating whatever they can. There is Stabby joe who legend states would piss on his prey and then there was PC McGee who was known to go around stabbing their victims. Together they made quite a team. Infact have you ever heard of Viper or King?
Osh – No?
Stoner – That’s because BUM killed them took their corpses ripped off their limbs and had a BBQ
Foz – Wow that’s sick!
Stoner – Don’t worry. There was some BBQ Sauce as well… Or so the legend states
Osh – Woah, That true?
Stoner – No it was only actually Brown Sauce.
Osh – no not that the story
Stoner – Probably… Or I’m High....
There is a scream from outside the guys run out and see Adam Bradley being dragged away by two strangers
Jonny C – Oh My Fucking God They’ve Cunting Fucked Bradley
Foz – I think he means they’ve taken Bradders
Osh – in that case… Let’s get outta here before they bring him back!
Jonny C – What the cock block we going to do now without Bradders here?
Osh – Marshmallow?
Jonny C – Delightful.
Meanwhile – With Alec Fleming and Sean Taylor
Alec Fleming – Hi Ho
Sean Taylor – Hi Ho
Alec Fleming – It’s bumming time lets go
Sean Taylor – Hi Ho, Oh Oh, Oh Oh oh
Alec Fleming – But Sean did you really need to knock Adam Bradley out?
Just then two scraggy strangers run up to Fleming and Taylor and steal Adam Bradley from them before running off with him
Adam Fleming – For Sir Elton John’s Bum’s Sake!
Sean Taylor – OI Bitches… Come back here, bend over and take it like a man!
Back at Camp
Foz: What we should do is figure out our main problem of what are we going to do about Bradders?
Osh: Who cares, Sleep good!
Rob – I think we should form a plan
Osh – Rob?
Rob – Yes?
Osh – Didn’t realize you were even here.. You aint said a thing for the time span of 45 lines!
Rob – Well maybe if you talk to me more rather than ignoring me
The lads go to sleep as they don’t really care about what’s just happened or anything that will now happen.
The Next Day
The Kyle Hanna Montana Studds House
Kyle: Mum whats wrong you’re covered in scabs!
Kyle’s Mum: I got savagely attacked
Kyle: Where is he?
Kyle Mum: He’s gone now, he didn’t even pay me!
Kyle: for what???
Kyle’s Mum: oh never mind, I’m just glad you’re here to help me through this
Next Day (Saturday)
Kyle: How you feeling mum?
Kyle’s mum: pretty good
Kyle: where’s all your scabs gone?
Kyle’s Mum: Never you mind, just eat your cornflakes
By now all the lads are back at uni
Foz – All in all a 100 percent successful trip
Rob – but we lost Adam Bradley?
Foz – All in all a 100 percent successful trip
Osh – I don’t think that’s the last we’ve seen of Adam Bradley though
Foz – what makes you say that?
Osh – just wait till the next introduction to find out!