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Post by Kalvin "Kal" Dayspring on Apr 21, 2023 13:52:38 GMT
The Monster that has been Andre Cash finally gets his TV title shot against what many would consider the FACE of Friday Night Combat TJ Alexander. TJ Alexander Andre Cash
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Post by Andre Cash on May 1, 2023 4:59:15 GMT
*The shot opens up with Andre wandering around an empty park, his blistering orange suit shining in the sun. Bits can be heard as Andre enters and leaves the shot…*
TJ? Mr. Alexander? *he stops someone who is clearly Malik Kaun in a pair of fake glasses and a phony mustache* sir, have you seen TJ Alexander…he’s a tiny white man with the personality of cardboard…he’s probably wearing some baggy jeans and an anime t-shirt…no, you haven’t seen him. Damn, thank you for your time. *Andre continues to look around the park, checking under the slides of the play area, even turning over a small rock* TJ, you down here, I mean, I know you like to fit in small spaces, but this is ridiculous. *He stops a woman who is clearly Jordyn Moss in a terrible blonde wig* ma’am, I’m sorry to bother you, but have you seen IIW’s TV Champion, TJ Alexander, anywhere, he’s scheduled for a big match but like his seasoning, it’s nowhere to be found…no, okay, thank you for your time. *He stops one more person, Apollo Moore in a terrible wig, dressed to look like how Andre described TJ,* Oh, TJ, thank god, I found you…where have you been, the people must be worried sick. You haven’t been seen since you ate the pin on Combat…I just wanted to wish you luck, and remember, I’m just trying to save this business. *Apollo begins to fake cry, like a toddler* Oh, I’m sorry buddy, I didn’t mean to scare you, TJ…Here, here’s a twenty, why don’t you go and buy yourself a package of biscuits and a small box of tea. I’m sure that’ll last you until Riot Act. *Apollo leaves the shot skipping away like a child. Andre watches him skip away and looks at the camera* What a mark…
*The camera fades to black only to be replaced with a new shot of Andre sitting in the war room with the DHW World Heavyweight Championship front and center, Andre sits with a pure black suit, white shirt, and a red tie, dressing like Agent 47 from the Hitman games. He looks down the barrel of the camera and begins to knock on the camera.*
TJ…TJ…are you there big man? You seemed to have a lot of shit to talk all those weeks I was FORCED to be home, but you have yet to thank me…”why would I fank you bruv?” Let me tell you, tea-sipping twerp, because of me being suspended, you got the easy way out. You faced SILENCE, a man who could be beaten with a hard sneeze…YOU SHOULD BE THANKING ME BECAUSE YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO FACE ME! Your pathetic reign was extended an extra 42 days, all because Kal wants to protect the white-meat that can be sent to all of the speaking engagements, the consummate professional who will never speak their mind, stick to the script, and be the most boring person at the dinner…that’s the only fucking reason you even had the chance to become TV Champion. Kal has protected you every step of the way, issuing fines, suspensions, Hell, threatening to fire me in the middle of a board meeting, all because of the talking I was doing on the ol’ twitter…YOU’RE THE SAFE BET, and that’s why you have been hidden away, protected, put in these inferior matches to bolster that win-loss record of yours…KAL KNEW YOU WOULD BE THE WANTED…but he also knew that you couldn’t cut the mustard…he knew that if he gave you the chance to be a Heavyweight champion that ratings would go into the toilet faster than the shit running down your leg when you think of facing me…you overhyped, undertalented, white-meat, “oh, look at me, I do flips and never say anything controversial” lookin’ ass…you disgust me because I have seen so many people like you get opportunity after opportunity in this business, while those who have a fucking mind to speak are left in the dust because they’re too vocal! Everything about this match pisses me off, and it shows every moment of training. I have taken all of this anger, every ounce of piss and vinegar that courses through my veins and used it to get better…because, when a fire isn’t lit…ain’t nothin’ gettin’ cooked…but what do you know about cooking…
TJ, I have watched you since the moment I walked into this company, and it never gets easier…seeing all this potential, all this ability…put into such a…pussy. You have everything you could ever ask for and yet you choose to do nothing meaningful, you choose to do nothing of note. YOU BEAT SILENCE TO RETAIN…Congratulations…that’s about as much of an accomplishment as a participation trophy for running in elementary school. “Congratulations Timmy, you managed to only eat three worms while playing in the dirt, here’s your ribbon and a big good job from Mr. Dayspring…now run along and let that bigger kid beat you up, but remember…you matter.” That’s the type of treatment this company has given you…and don’t think I haven’t seen you going around and trying to make a name for yourself on the independent scene, because trying to get everything you ever wanted isn’t enough for “The Entitled” TJ Alexander…he isn’t satisfied with running the pockets of a promoter who doesn’t know better, no, buying all that blood sausage and crumpets is really hurting his economy…if only all that money they were paying you to do nothing noteworthy could be used to find you some style, maybe we’d be having a different story…maybe if you had some kind of personality beyond “I wrestle good,” I might consider you a threat, but that’s all you have shown anyone in this company, that’s all you’ve shown these people…last time I was on this screen, I called you generic…and I will forever stand by that because you’re about as flavorful as boiled chicken…and you’ve got about the same personality to boot…you see, what really boggles my mind is the fact I can see what you’re going to say now…
*Andre puts on a terrible british accent, takes off his sunglasses, widens his eyes, and makes his voice an octave or two higher*
“Andre Cash, you muppet, you think you can beat me, but that’s far from the truth…I’m coming to teach you a lesson…and that lesson is…*Cash drops his head and starts to snore, a beat goes by then Cash suddenly reanimates, imitating being woken up…he returns his voice to normal*
Wha–what was I saying…I fell asleep just thinking about hearing TJ speak…but don’t you people fear because come Riot Act…you will no longer have to call this half-baked boypussy a champion because your savior is FINALLY getting his opportunity…but that doesn’t matter to anyone in the back, they’d rather have the man with the personality of caucasian cuisine…because, like I said, he’s safe…
FROM DAY ONE…I called myself a pillar of this brand, I called myself the Alpha, and that’s not just because it can sell merch…I call myself a pillar because, like Atlas, I will put the world on my back and carry us for generations to come…I will put this entire company on my back and take us to new heights…I AM THE PILLAR, I AM THE ALPHA, I AM THE FUCKING GOD OF THIS SHIT! And TJ Alexander, your time is up… "But Andre, you’ve only called him boring and generic, you haven’t said anything new either…”
You’re right, but there’s a reason…because, despite this match being announced a week or so ago, TJ has still chosen to remain silent…he’s probably going to say he’s off training, or making a name for himself because he “loves competition” while I’ve been training my ass off to be stronger, faster, smarter…I have been studying every match of his from IIW, ECE, Hell, I even got some from back in England…I know every play in your book…and just like all the elite Linebackers that could be drafted…all it takes is one hit…to end the game. So TJ, bring every bit of that fighting spirit, bring all those fans of yours, Hell, bring your mom, because I want them all to see what a real professional wrestler is meant to look like. Come Riot Act…everyone watching will witness a massacre…and through the silence…all that will ring out is…
AND NEW!
*Andre stands up and leaves the shot as it faded to a promotional picture of Andre holding the TV Title, presumably when he took the title. As the shot holds on this picture, a voiceover can again be heard.*
Ladies and gentlemen, this message has been brought to you by your new Television Champion, Andre Cash, in conjunction with Alpha Enterprises…You’re Welcome!
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Post by TJ Alexander on May 1, 2023 14:12:53 GMT
(The scene opens up and we are inside of a hotel room, looking over the city of Atlanta, Georgia. TJ Alexander is standing on his balcony, dressed in some street clothes, jeans, and a black hooded jacket, with the ECE United States Championship and the ICW world heavyweight title over both shoulders.)
“So here we are right we are just a few days away now that I will be finally getting what rightfully belongs to me back into my hands, and that’s the IIW Television championship, you see with all the games that Andre Cash has been playing it’s comes to the point now is enough is enough and I have kept quite because of that reason, I have allowed you Andre Cash to walk around with MY TV belt in your disgusting hands to amuse you, that feeling that is creeping inside your thick bald head that you are actually the TV champion is ridiculous. But it’s gonna be fun taking it from you at Riot Act.”
(TJ pauses)
“Andre Cash I see that jealously in your eyes and its screaming the pain that you’re in, I bet it eats you alive knowing that not only am I the guy that the company can send to the media and do press conferences and all that jazz, but the fact that I actually have the talent to go along with it, drives people like you nuts, because I can see the physical work that you have put your life into looking the way you look, but it hurts that a small white-kid has the ability too, it burns you inside that not a only does this white-kid can go off and do media, he can be champion too. You see the excuses that are coming from your mouth also reeks of jealousy, Kal Dayspring suspended you, because of not what you say, but you obviously did wrong, and deserved suspension. Now I’ve said before I would have preferred to face you other than SILENCE but it fell that way but now we can write that wrong and get down to it. We can square up and I promise you Andre Cash this small white-kid is gonna smack that arrogance, over-confidence from you, and Andre Cash that’s when I’m gonna have some fun.“
(TJ smirks)
“I have watched you too Andre Cash and I have seen the amount of work that you have put into your body and into the ring, but when it’s all said and done, the only person who’s left in the dust is you, and that’s not because your too vocal it’s because that I am better. You may have the anger, you may have the strength, but I have the speed, agility and patience to watch you overlook me and that’s when you’ll make the mistake. That’s when you make a step in the wrong place, I will circle that and target that one-footed step, I will indulge in that one-wrong mistake in this match and I will revel in it. I will execute every move that I have in my arsenal and I will hurt you, I will break you, and I will embarrass you. This white-kid is gonna make you feel like a loser because YOU are a loser.”
(TJ smiles)
“I find it funny that you actually believe some of the stuff that is spilling out of your mouth don’t you, stuff like entitlement, stuff like protected but if you looked deeper and you looked at the very beginning of when I first came to IIW, you’d find out that I wasn’t entitled, I wasn’t protected and even now to this day, I am neither of those things. I have worked my arse off since day one and I have overcome everything, from being spurned in the locker room, from being screwed over time and time again on MAYHEM for the TV title and even now, even now because let’s be honest and frank, Andre Cash you didn’t deserve this title-match.”
(TJ scoffs)
“This title match was given to you because you STOLE it simple as that, and now Kal Dayspring has HANDED you this match, he knows the ramifications of what a lawsuit will bring if he went that route, so now after your bitching and moaning you get a title match, you didn’t earn it, and when at Riot Act I am named STILL Television champion how are you gonna feel? Depleted, confused and crushed, because after all you’re big talk and you’ve done a lot, this small white-kid has beaten you on a big pay-per-view stage.“
(TJ laughs)
“Andre Cash it’s funny that YOU call yourself the pillar of this brand and this company because nobody else has, you have claimed that moniker for yourself because in reality, promoters and GM’s want someone like me as the pillar, when Friday night Combat was announced, and Kal Dayspring wanted me over from Mayhem, he begged and pleaded with me, he offered me so much it was unreal, was you even around then? I don’t think so. I don’t need to call myself the pillar of the company or brand because in my head I know I already am, I know that in the future of this brand it’s gonna be MY face plastered all over it, when the credits roll on the opening of the show, it’s gonna be my face that is shown more, on the productions trucks, guess who’s on them too, yep that’s me too. You see Andre Cash I don’t need to call myself the pillar because I already am, and that’s another thing that eats you alive, you have to name yourself it because nobody will. Nobody will give you the keys to the kingdom not because you’re too vocal it’s because you’re bang average at best, while I have unlimited amount of potential and time on my hands and I will surpass my peers.”
(TJ smiles)
“If anyone is gonna put the company on their shoulders it’s gonna be me and I already am, you say you’ve been studying me, you’ve watched everything from IIW, ECE and my stuff from the UK, good, but unlike you, I am not a one-trick pony, unlike you I am not a robot, and I have more arsenal and moves up my sleeve that I can pull out of the bag when needed, you on the other hand are just another big-man in this business, and there’s thousands of them, throw a penny, and we can find dozens of you big-men, some may actually make something of themselves, while you Andre Cash will lose to me at Riot Act.”
(TJ smiles)
“You Andre Cash will look in the mirror the following morning and see the failure in yourself, you will see the disappointed in your eyes knowing you couldn’t beat a small white-kid, and then you’ll disappear without a trace, and that’s fine by me, I will overcome this obstacle in front of me and I will retrieve my Television champion and smile while I do so. There is not gonna be a massacre, there’s not going to be a one-sided annihilation, there is only gonna be me bringing that fight you asked for, and that’s you’re biggest mistake. I’ve overcame greater things in life personally and professionally and you’re no different, so Andre Cash, you’ve asked why I’ve been silent for some time, it’s because I wanted to see what you say, and surprise you’ve said the same carbon copy bullshit of almost everyone else that has been placed in front of me, that I’m entitled, that I’m protected, well I’ve shown them that wasn’t the case and now I’ll show you it’s not the case too.”
(TJ smiles)
“You Andre Cash are gonna find out exactly what I am capable of and soon at Riot Act you will lose everything, and I will gain my Television championship back, so Andre Cash enough talking, I’ll see you at Riot Act, have my belt cleaned and sparkling will ya.”
(Scene ends)
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Post by Andre Cash on May 4, 2023 1:12:39 GMT
*The scene opens up with Andre grabbing different belts from his collection, IFPW Legacy and Intercontinental titles grab his attention. He tosses them over his shoulders, as he turns, the IIW TV title can be seen around his waist. Andre smiles and comes alive*
This is what’s cool right? We out here showing off the GOOOOOLD but TJ, I want you to take a close look at this…*he points down at his waist* No, not my anaconda…I’m talking about “your” IIW Television Championship. You see, I will openly admit, I stole this bitch straight out from under you…I took this belt and went home because I KNEW it would be worth more around the waist of the one, true Alpha in professional wrestling! I knew that this championship being around your waist meant that this company was heading up shit’s creek without a paddle…you were hellbent on being the DEATH of this fucking company…and I had to save it…sometimes the saviors have to be a little more dastardly, a little more shady…and a little smarter than the next man in line because the EVIL that I see behind your eyes…is far more than the “jealousy” you see behind mine! That’s right, TJ, I see your plan, I see the hand, and I’m calling your bluff! You think this match will become your Royal Flush, but you forget that Aces are high and Andre Cash doesn’t play that shit!
You’re out here treating this match like a game, talking about how your “talent” drives “people like me” nuts…what fucking talent…I have yet to see modicum of talent that even remotely justifies that arrogance that permeates off of you like the stink lines from your girl’s kitty…You see, Alexander…there’s a difference between arrogance and confidence…the difference is the ability to follow up…that’s why I say you’re arrogant, because I have yet to see anything that warrants your levels…but I’ve already mentioned that, but you chose to ignore that and talk about how this match is the way to right that wrong…but let’s focus on the bullshit that you’re spewing saying I don’t deserve this title match…saying I didn’t earn this title match because I stole this…that’s right. I had to take this fucking title to remove Kal’s lips from your ass and show him the fresh, new world that could come from Andre Cash being the champion…I had to take a title to show the world that everything I’m spouting is like the gospel, the only truth…but that’s not what you’ll claim! Even after I beat your ass from here to London and back, you’ll say some shit to make yourself seem like a hero that will climb the mountain again and dethrone the Alpha…but in the words of the Immortal Muhammad Ali, “It’s not the mountain you’re climbing, it’s the pebble in your shoe,” and the heavy feeling that you’re going to experience after Riot Act, is one you better get used to, it’s called disappointment, your parents, girl, and whatever friends you have know it well, since they associate with you. The fact that disappointment has always been a foreign feeling to you shows the entitlement that radiates off of you like you’re the fucking chernobyl of overinflated egos…you don’t understand what it means to work for what you have in this world, and it shows in every moment you speak…
You took the time to fucking attack MY assent, you attacked me being the PILLAR of this company, but that’s where you went wrong..you say I’m a one-trick pony, a robot…well, listen here Sarah Connor, the Terminator is here and he’s coming for your FUCKING HEAD! *Andre tosses the two IFPW belts onto the table and begins to shout* I PROMISED THIS BUSINESS TO BRING IT TO A BETTER PLACE AND I PROMISE, YOU’RE THE FUCKING STEPPINGSTONE BETWEEN ME AND THE STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN! I will treat you like the pebble you are and toss you into the river…there’s no one like Andre Fucking Cash…but we can find millions of “talented” high-flyers who can’t even put together a coherent sentence without attempting to blow their way to the top…but just like Paris Hilton, all that air in your head is seeping out and eventually it boils down to “I’m great” and “That’s Hot,” while people actively seek out IIW shows that I’m on. I’m selling tickets, you’re selling hotdogs…I’m the main event…you’re the prelims…and after Riot Act…I’ll be champ…and you’ll be back in Britain…crying like the bitch you are!
*Andre leaves the shot as it faded to a promotional picture of Andre holding the TV Title. As the shot holds on this picture, a voiceover can again be heard.*
Ladies and gentlemen, this message has been brought to you by your new Television Champion, Andre Cash, in conjunction with Alpha Enterprises…You’re Welcome!
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Post by TJ Alexander on May 4, 2023 17:12:22 GMT
(The scene opens up and we see TJ Alexander dressed in street clothes standing in front of an IIW backdrop)
“So when will you stop flapping your gums Andre Cash because once again the stuff that is flying out of your mouth is utter bullshit, and those sunglasses you wear aren’t the only thing that is stopping you seeing what I truly have up my sleeves, the fact is you’re so blind to the true fact is I am better than you, no matter what you say. You can call yourself a saviour all day long, it’s not like we haven’t heard that before, you can use little puns like a royal flush to seem flashy in your vocabulary but at the end of the day Andre Cash you’re nothing more than a dim-witted over-sized steroid using freak. Nothing about you is deserving of this match, you can claim that I am under-rated or talentless but that is the jealously talking. That is all but jealously because you’d wish you were me, you wish you was me because maybe just maybe promoters and GM’s would give you the keys to the kingdom, you wish you were me because maybe just maybe more opportunities would fall to you, you had to steal from me, how low-life are you?”
(TJ scoffs)
“In this match Andre you are going to see my level, you are going to get the best out of me because I am putting you down, like the dirty dog that eats it’s masters slippers, like the dog that steals food off a child’s plate, I am bringing everything I have in order to knock your head off and I am gonna’ enjoy it, I am gonna’ revel in the fact that I bested you and embarrassed you, and Andre Cash, all you’re yammering you’re doing right now, if anything you’re over-compensating, all this talk right now is just shadowing your actual talents because you really know that I am far greater than what you speak. You know I am gonna’ run circles around you and then do it again, so what do you do? Blab none-sense to mask your inability. Because when that bell rings you’re gonna feel numb and every limb is gonna feel like jelly, because you’re up against a true STAR of this business. Not some hack wannabe pillar that has to call himself that, not a man that has to call himself “Alpha” when in fact his just a boy acting tough.”
(TJ pauses)
“Andre Cash who are you trying to convince me or yourself because let’s be honest the fans that will watch me reclaim MY TV title is not seeking tickets out because of you, there’s barely buying your merch and you are far down anyone’s list of favourite wrestlers, especially here on Friday Night Combat, because of your plain boring robotic charisma, then you have me, a guy with a cool British accent, massive amounts of potential and a all out in-ring spectacular athlete. You Andre Cash are kiddin’ yourself and when the bell rings its last rung, you’ll know I’m telling the truth. You’ll know that through all the flapping of the gums that you’re doing, you’ll see it first-hand that I HAVE MY TITLE BACK.”
(TJ smiles)
“You’ll be a crumbled mess on your already shaking knees watching me celebrate my damn victory over you, I’ve tried to hold back my words a little and watch what I say but now fuck it, I am gonna’ slaughter every fibre that you may have and ground them into dust, and then watch you cry like a little girl, but keep your knickers dry sally, the aftermath is what’s gonna hurt you more, that moment in time where I am standing above you with my TV title is just a small moment in time, the aftermath is the days after, the days after when you’re asked questions on how did you lose to TJ Alexander, that’s when your gums will finally stop flapping’ because you won’t have an answer. You brain will shrink even smaller and so will your ego. You are not taking that belt from me.”
(TJ frowns)
“Andre Cash the time is dwindling down and soon we’ll be there in that ring across from each other and you Andre Cash have no idea what’s really coming your way, like I said before, have my belt cleaned and sparkling, because it’s coming back to me.”
(Scene ends)
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