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Post by Osh Vaughan on Apr 27, 2023 10:40:57 GMT
The Mechanics vs The B.U.M Squad
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Post by The B.U.M Squad on May 4, 2023 9:23:25 GMT
Stabby Joe and P.C. McGhee were a pair of bumbling professional wrestlers who couldn't seem to win a match if their lives depended on it. They were scheduled to face off against the fearsome duo of Mechanics, but as luck would have it, they found themselves locked in the washroom before the match.
As they pounded on the door and shouted for help, the surly sarcastic janitor, Charlie Schmidt, arrived on the scene.
"What's going on in there?" he grunted.
"We're trapped! The door won't open!" cried Stabby Joe.
Charlie rolled his eyes. "You two are always getting into trouble. Hold on, let me see if I can help."
He tried to open the door, but it was no use. Suddenly, he heard a loud thump and a muffled curse. He turned to see Stabby Joe holding his foot in pain.
"What happened?" asked P.C. McGhee.
"I accidentally kicked the toilet. It's fine," replied Stabby Joe.
Just then, they heard a crash and a plant fell from the shelf, knocking over a bottle of cleaning fluid.
Stabby Joe, always the impulsive one, reached for his knife to try to cut the plant loose, but he accidentally stabbed it instead.
"Oops," he said, looking sheepish.
Charlie shook his head in disbelief. "You're lucky that was just a plant. Come on, let's get out of here before you cause any more damage."
With Charlie's help, they finally managed to escape from the washroom and made their way to the arena. Stabby Joe was still nursing his injured foot, but he was determined to put on a good show for the crowd.
"Hey, Charlie, you ever think about becoming a wrestler?" he asked.
Charlie just shook his head and muttered, "I've got enough problems dealing with you two."
“Come on PC McGhee! We need to go defeat the Mechanics now and work our way to getting that glorious gold belt.. just think how much money we could make if we melted it and sold it for parts!”
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