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Post by Osh Vaughan on May 3, 2021 0:28:36 GMT
Stoner's Smokeshop Stoner vs Chris Nitro vs
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Post by Chris 'Monday Night' Nitro on May 3, 2021 17:34:59 GMT
The scene opens to Chris Nitro standing inside of a baseball stadium. He is holding a large bag and a baseball bat.
NITRO - Who the fuck throws a god damn cat at someone? Cats are shifty and not to be trusted at all. This is why I'm more of a dog person.
Nitro drops the bag.
NITRO - This war between us ends at Worlds Collide Stoner. It's been going on long enough. I attack you then you attack me. It feels like an endless circle but I'm glad you at least had the balls to agree to this match. It's about fucking time Osh got off his lazy ass and made the match before we killed eachother. Well before I killed Stoner because I'm out for blood and he doesn't possess to power to come anywhere near killing me. I need to rid myself of you and move on to bigger and better things. But after what you did I still owe you a major beating. I know you're watching this thinking what did I do to deserve this. Think long and hand stone man becasue you know exactly what you did. I was willing to let it go there but no you needed to be an asshole and got Princess Lady the cat involved. Got I fucking hate cats.
Nitro leans down and opens the bag and takes out a glass bong.
NITRO - After what you did your lucky to still be standing. We have battled many times now and both failed to beat the other. This ends at Worlds Collide once and for all. I don't quite understand what a smoke shop match it but I don't care at all. You see all I care about is hurting you Stoner and reguadless of the match type I will be able to do that. I don't plan to follow.rules or play nice at all I want to take you out of IIW. You messed with the wrong fucking man this time Stoner. Do I really think this ends at Worlds Collide, yes i do but maybe not who really knows here. We have done battle everytime we have layed eyes on eachother. It's a reoccurring nightmare to have to mix it up with you as much as I have. At least this time I won't be blindsided by a fucking cat flying through the air at my face.
Nitro throws the bong into the air and swings the bat absolutely destroying the bong and causing glass to rain down.
NITRO - I'm sure this match has something to do with us smoking all of the devils lettuce and that's fine with me if it means you get these hands. You can get me as high as you want becasue it will make no difference to me. I can swing this bat in any condition and plan to use it to take your head clean off. I got bandages on my face after that little stunt you pulled at the bar and I got payback on the mind.
Nitro pulls our a glass bowl throws it up into the air and hits it with his bat.
NITRO - Would you look at that one go. I would call that a home run. I don't like you Stoner. I think you're a burnout who has no business in the world of wrestling. A complete embaressment to the IIW if you ask me. That's why it's my job to rid us all of the stink of Stoner. I have been rocking my brain to try and find something about you that doesn't piss me off but I am completely stumped. People always assume becasue I'm a hardcore wrestler I don't care about this business. Swinging a chair or kendo stick is far harder than anyone thinks and I do deeply care about wrestling. You make a mockery out of the sport that I love and I just can't stand for that
Nitro grabs a glass bubbler out of the bag. Once again throws it high and creams it with the bat.
NITRO - I bet this is bothering you isn't it Stone man. Seeing all this brand new never been smoked paraphernalia being absolutely destroyed for no real reason. Some one taking something you love and treating it like a joke. Doesn't feel good does it? That's what you're doing to the wrestling world Stoner. You don't belong here with your stupid ass move names. Puns aren't nearly as funny or comical as you think they are. It makes you look like a buffoon.
Nitro grabs a bag filled with a green leafy substance. He throws the bag into the air and hits it with the Bat. The bag explodes and sends the green leafy substars everywhere.
NITRO - I honestly can't think of what this match is going to be. I'm going to be walking down that ramp blind not knowing what I am doing and having zero game plan but I will win it. I don't need a game plan to beat you Stoner. I will just hang with you till you beat yourself. It's enviable that you will at some point smoke yourself stupid and that's when I capitalize and take you down a peg. I just need to play the waiting game and you will make a mistake.
Nitro grabs another bong and throws it into the air destroying it with his bat.
NITRO - What this boils down to is this, you tried to burn me and I caught on and didn't allow it. You have a bullseye on your back now and that's dangerous for you. I am a multiple time hardcore champion. Yes you know that clearly but I have far more title reigns than you. I'm also the current IIW tag team champion with my boy Hawk. I'm doing big things here and if you think for one fucking second I'm going to let some hemp head ruin that you're sorely mistaken. You picked the wrong person to go after Stoner I will prove that to you at Worlds Collide.
Nitro picks up the bag and dumps it on to the ground. He stomps on the bongs and bowls completely smashing them all.
NITRO - Let me guess you sat at home in your parents basement as a kid alone watching anime and wrestling. I bet when you first saw Rob Van Dam you sported wood for 3 days. He changed your life didn't he? Are you trying to get higher then RVD. 2 things I know, 1. No one out pizzas the hut, and 2. No one gets higher than Rob Van Dam. So basically you're a cheap knock off that's just not good enough to stand alone. Be your own man and don't rip off other people. The whole weed thing has been done a million times now. Its both boring and outdated. Seeing as weed is legal in a lot of places now it's not even edgy anymore. It's really sad actually that you keep holding onto the past. It's time to grow up Stoner.
Nitro picks up the bag and throws it over his shoulder.
NITRO - You're an IIW legend for some crazy ass reason. Everyone here seems to be won over by your charm and humor but that's not how I see it. You're a fucking Joke around here that has no punchline. You're one of few men who have been dumb enough to hang around the IIW even though Osh can't seem to keep the fed running. Oah has driven this place into the ground on more than one occasion yet here is your dumbass waiting to sign right back up. It's quite pathetic if you ask me. Being so despite for a job you keep coming back. I guess you're just not good enough to go anywhere else, without the help from papa Osh right? I will be the one to rid the IIW of its Stoner addiction and I won't even feel a little bad about it. Make it whatever kind of match you want becasue the outcome won't change. Me standing over your body in the middle of that ring holding my arm high.
Nitro makes his way into the dugout and exits the field as the scene fades to black.
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