Post by Dan Distoner on May 20, 2021 2:13:56 GMT
Get it together like your big brother Bob. He's got a haircut and got a real job.
George Thorogood
In room 420 at the Manchester Medical Center. Dan Distoner is sitting with lady love Lynn, sister MJ and the members of Revolution X. Just 3 days removed from a Hellacious street fight at When Worlds Collide. Distoner looks worse for wear. But is fired up about not being released. But the entire group is watching a replay of the street fight on Netflix.
Distoner: God damn. That was a crazy bump. I thought I broke that dumb son of a bitches neck when we bounced off that van. Not that I care. Any word on his condition?
MJ: I saw that slut Lilith that's been hanging all over him the last few weeks at the arena earlier. She said Myers was due to he released from the hospital across town in the morning. Same as you. But she is afraid he won't ever be the same as he was before.
Distoner: Your damn right about that sis. He won't be. Because this ain't over yet. Not by a longshot. I got a text from Osh. Saying Myers is now demanding. A shot at the Legends Championship. And Osh is gonna let him have it at our next PayPer View. But. Not only do I pick the kind of match. But I also get to add a stipulation of my own.
Lynn: What kind of match is it babe? I don't know if I could handle seeing you in another street fight. You two jackasses tore up half of Manchester. Including the most beautiful cathedral in Manchester. Osh said you idiots did 250,000 in damages just there alone.
Distoner: Relax babe. This one won't be a street fight. And it has to end in the ring. Our next matchup. Is gonna be a good old fashioned strap match. If I lose. Myers becomes the new Champion. But if I win.......
Phoenix: Myers leaves?
Deane: No you idiot. Didn't you hear Dan say. This is far from over.
Phoenix: Watch who you are calling an idiot. We are all a team here.
Deane: So what did you choose Dan?
Distoner: Well if there is one thing that hasn't changed about Jason Myers since our days in NWA together. Jason has always been proud of his long golden locks. Even tho after the other night them locks were bloodstained. So I threw the stipulation out there. If I lose. He gets my belt. But if I win......Jase get a haircut. Its Hair vs Title. And apparently the jackass is stupid enough to accept. Because it's already been booked. We just have to sign the contract at Mayhem and it will be official.
Everyone in the room starts to laugh as a doctor comes in to check DiStoners vitals.
Distoner: Give it to me straight doc... when am I getting the fuck out of here?
Doctor: Dan technically I could let you go tonight. But I am going to wait til morning. So that I am sure you won't reinjure yourself throwing your woman around.
Everyone in the room begins to laugh as Dan and Lynn's faces get beet red.
George Thorogood
In room 420 at the Manchester Medical Center. Dan Distoner is sitting with lady love Lynn, sister MJ and the members of Revolution X. Just 3 days removed from a Hellacious street fight at When Worlds Collide. Distoner looks worse for wear. But is fired up about not being released. But the entire group is watching a replay of the street fight on Netflix.
Distoner: God damn. That was a crazy bump. I thought I broke that dumb son of a bitches neck when we bounced off that van. Not that I care. Any word on his condition?
MJ: I saw that slut Lilith that's been hanging all over him the last few weeks at the arena earlier. She said Myers was due to he released from the hospital across town in the morning. Same as you. But she is afraid he won't ever be the same as he was before.
Distoner: Your damn right about that sis. He won't be. Because this ain't over yet. Not by a longshot. I got a text from Osh. Saying Myers is now demanding. A shot at the Legends Championship. And Osh is gonna let him have it at our next PayPer View. But. Not only do I pick the kind of match. But I also get to add a stipulation of my own.
Lynn: What kind of match is it babe? I don't know if I could handle seeing you in another street fight. You two jackasses tore up half of Manchester. Including the most beautiful cathedral in Manchester. Osh said you idiots did 250,000 in damages just there alone.
Distoner: Relax babe. This one won't be a street fight. And it has to end in the ring. Our next matchup. Is gonna be a good old fashioned strap match. If I lose. Myers becomes the new Champion. But if I win.......
Phoenix: Myers leaves?
Deane: No you idiot. Didn't you hear Dan say. This is far from over.
Phoenix: Watch who you are calling an idiot. We are all a team here.
Deane: So what did you choose Dan?
Distoner: Well if there is one thing that hasn't changed about Jason Myers since our days in NWA together. Jason has always been proud of his long golden locks. Even tho after the other night them locks were bloodstained. So I threw the stipulation out there. If I lose. He gets my belt. But if I win......Jase get a haircut. Its Hair vs Title. And apparently the jackass is stupid enough to accept. Because it's already been booked. We just have to sign the contract at Mayhem and it will be official.
Everyone in the room starts to laugh as a doctor comes in to check DiStoners vitals.
Distoner: Give it to me straight doc... when am I getting the fuck out of here?
Doctor: Dan technically I could let you go tonight. But I am going to wait til morning. So that I am sure you won't reinjure yourself throwing your woman around.
Everyone in the room begins to laugh as Dan and Lynn's faces get beet red.