Post by Deleted on Jul 21, 2021 1:23:31 GMT
*A vignette starts off in a smoke filled room with red lights flickering setting an eerie ambience and tone. A shadowy figure walks into frame and slowly emerges from the smoke into the focus of the camera. Killer Keno lights up a cigarette and stares down the camera.*
Keno: You don't know who am .... but you will. My name is Keno. Killer Keno. I'm here to shake the foundation of what are now socially acceptable norms in professional wrestling. Years ago this sport that I love used to be dominated by real men .... gladiators, giants, true grit tough as nails sons of bitches. Those days are almost just a memory. Now we have beanpoles running around with championship gold making a mockery of the sport. We have men competing for titles made for women. We have guys dressed in thongs while gyrating their asses and slamming their asses into the faces of other grown ass men. What in the actual fuck has this world come to? We live in a society where you get cancelled for saying something that hurts someone else's feelings. Let me make this perfectly clear, I don't give a damn about your feelings and I sure as hell don't give a shit if you try to cancel to me because I'm not the type of guy to apologize of a tweet from ten years ago and beg for my job back. If I say something controversial I will own up to it even if it is a statement from fifteen years ago that I made as joke or don't even agree with anymore.
*Keno takes a drag from his cigarette.*
Keno: How did my passion that was once dominated by a pool of alpha males get overrun by a group of whiny betas? Oh someone made fun of you school and now anyone that disagrees with you is a racist? You aren't strong enough to get anywhere on your own merits so you make yourself a victim and you celebrate your victimhood. If anything I'm saying now offends you then, you probably are the beta bitch I'm talking about. Where are the John Waynes of the world? Since when did dancing around like a complete moron become acceptable in Professional wrestling? Was it when companies started becoming more entertainment and less about the titanic battles between beasts? Let me make a statement right here, right now. I am going to bring masculinity back to professional wrestling. I love the traditional values of this great country and by God I'm not going to just pretend all this woke bullshit is the new normal. I'm here to put a stop to the poison that is destroying everything that was once sacred in this sport and I am going to do it with no apologies, no ass kissing, and I'm not giving any fucks!
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