Post by Ed Money on Jul 27, 2021 1:52:53 GMT
Sounds of birds chipping fills the audio. As the camera is panned back, with trimmed green grass. The grass is only disturbed as it approaches a concrete patio deck. That vanishes into blue ocean like water that fills a swimming pool. The rushing water rolling over and splashing into itself erupts the audio. As the camera gets closer smoke rolls beyond the pool from a Traeger grill. The camera swings to show a side view of what one would only call a mansion. The back door swings open as if automation has taken a life of luxury and multiplied it to 10. A man appears and the wrestling world is affixed on their screens. With one question? Why is Ed MONEY on the IIW website let alone shooting a video. Then reality sets in. This wasn’t just buzz three weeks ago. When the dirt sheets reported. That talks and negotiations had taken place. However the last you heard a deal couldn’t be reached. The man who flips open an ice chest. Reaches in and looks up at a man who is shadowing the door way. Money looks at him with a half cocked grin and says.
Money: Oh you want some of this. How many times have I told you. It’s not a cooler it’s an ice chest. Beer comes out of a cooler it goes into an ice chest. How about you call it that if you want some of this cold gold!!!
He shuts the lid taking a can out and putting it in koozie. He shouts out with authority.
Money: (shouts) Hey toots bring that meat out. So I can put it on the grill. And you
As he looks at his long time friend, and manager Dollar Bill. Who walked out of the door way and is setting in a chair.
Money: How about giving me a hand. You it’s like my dad use to tell me. The guy at the grill is the closest thing to a king we have.
Bill rolls his eyes. He’s use to taking the brunt of Ridells insults.
Money: Quit eyeballing my ice chest those bullets are the kings!!!
Bill: look Ed stop the nonsense. You got the IIW production team down here. So you can make this big grand entrance into their media, and all you want to do is show them a lite version of food network.
Money: It wouldn’t be a lite version if Bobby Flay would hurry his a…
Bill: (cuts Ed off) Man Bobby Flay isn’t coming. Man just stop it. You haven’t been a big deal in close to decade, and spare me the whole bird flu to the wu flu spill. These viruses haven’t been what’s held you up. You spend your dads money almost faster than he can make it. You’ve had a career that span two good runs. But what have you done lately? Nothing same old song same old dance what’s different this time.
Money: I got sponsors.
Bill looks at him with confusion.
Money: Sponsors baby. Traeger grill sponsoring me. Coors lite sponsoring me.
Ed steps back and puts the products front and center and then puts them over.
Money: As a matter of fact. I would say that my deal with IIW maybe the most lucrative in wrestling history. Because of my sponsorships. You see they get a talent like me at what I’d call a welfare price. But my sponsorships get blasted on their tv for free. Well free to them but I’m making this money hand over fist. Now go in the house and get that box off the table. I got hats shirts watches sunglasses. The more stuff that I put in front of eyes the more dinero goes in my bank.
A production hand comes in view and whispers something in Ed’s ear. He immediately looks irritated.
Money: now this jack off just informed me. That the production budget of this video. Was on a 15 minute window. So any overtime will come out of my pocket. Well Ed Money don’t work for free and he sure as hell don’t pay to work. So stay tuned to my Twitter Instagram and YouTube for future dates. And we’ll definitely be seeing more of each other.
A smile broadens as the scene freezes.