Post by Adam The Monster on Mar 2, 2021 2:03:59 GMT
“Well done Adam, your numbers have been really on point this month, I really reckon if you keep up this level of performance that we could really see you progressing into middle management”
Adam Themonster (Them-on-sta) smiled and nodded his head, his boss Kirk Stevens was the Regional Manager and had really been impressed with Adam's commitment to work, he was never late, he always was well groomed and despite his large presence was an absoloute gem with his numbers and phone manner
Adam Themonster - Thankyou Kirk, really appreciate this opportunity you took on me.
Adam had come looking 4 years ago for a job and Kirk took him on as an apprentice analyst, since then he had progressed into junior analyst and eventually Senior Analyst, There wasn't much that Adam could remember about his years prior, he knew he had done some bad things, he knew there was something not quite right with him, there were questions that were left unanswered. He loved meat for example, it was delicious...but there was something more once wasn't there? Surely...There is a craving in there somewhere
"Adam, What we'd really like to see is you mentor someone, this here is Colin, nail this and I will be recomending you in the morning!"
Adam Themonster stands up his tall frame towering over everyone in the room as he is introduced to a normal sized man
"This is Colin"
Kirk points at Colin
"And this is Ad....."
"OMG THATS ADAM THE MONSTER"
Adam Themonster - Sorry it's pronounced Them-on-star
"No, you're a wrestler...a legend... Adam The Monster!"
Adam looked at this man confused
Adam The Monster - I'm sorry, I really think you have me mistaken
"No Seriously, you are the legend Adam THE Monster! You ran rampant in the IIW for many years, I've always been a big wrestling fan, your battles were legendary!But then 4 years ago when the IIW Closed you just disapeared, there were rumours you'd gone back to the jungle to search for your family... You used to eat people"
Adam looks shook up as the words run round his head.... Eating people is so unnatural but it almost....almost sounds right?...He had always wondered about his name, he assumed when he saw his name tag The Monster was a typo and he changed it to Themonster as that was a normal name right?
Adam The Monster - I'm sorry, I don't remember any of this
"Look"
Colin pulls over Adam's laptop he's been typing all his numbers in on...He opens Youtube and types 'Best Of Adam The Monster' ... The clip begins to play as it shows Adam The Monster on the screen, he's shown delivering The Monster Mash to multiple opponents.... Then it flashes up RIP.... As Adam The Monster literally eats David Stone... It continues...Adam The Monster eats Javier Cassius and finally lets out a big roar
Adams eyes shoot wide open as he realises....it all comes flooding back... the mayhem, the muder the massacres...But...this.. THIS IS WHAT WAS MISSING
"Well Adam, now you've seen this... Look at this the IIW is back open!"
Adam looks at the brochure.. he see's all the names he remembers now... Jonny C....Jake E Dangerously....ADAM BRADLEY... with the sight of Adam Bradley, his stomach starts to rumble and he rubs his stomach.
Kirk Stevens notices the change in Adam's behavior and is quick to ask
"Adam Are you ok?"
Adam stops he turns and looks at Kirk Stevens....Suddenly in one fell swoop HE EATS HIM WHOLE
Adam The Monster - I AM ADAM THE MONSTER.... AND I WILL MONSTERISE YOU
Adam belches storms straight through a wall in the direction of the IIW Arena
Adam Themonster (Them-on-sta) smiled and nodded his head, his boss Kirk Stevens was the Regional Manager and had really been impressed with Adam's commitment to work, he was never late, he always was well groomed and despite his large presence was an absoloute gem with his numbers and phone manner
Adam Themonster - Thankyou Kirk, really appreciate this opportunity you took on me.
Adam had come looking 4 years ago for a job and Kirk took him on as an apprentice analyst, since then he had progressed into junior analyst and eventually Senior Analyst, There wasn't much that Adam could remember about his years prior, he knew he had done some bad things, he knew there was something not quite right with him, there were questions that were left unanswered. He loved meat for example, it was delicious...but there was something more once wasn't there? Surely...There is a craving in there somewhere
"Adam, What we'd really like to see is you mentor someone, this here is Colin, nail this and I will be recomending you in the morning!"
Adam Themonster stands up his tall frame towering over everyone in the room as he is introduced to a normal sized man
"This is Colin"
Kirk points at Colin
"And this is Ad....."
"OMG THATS ADAM THE MONSTER"
Adam Themonster - Sorry it's pronounced Them-on-star
"No, you're a wrestler...a legend... Adam The Monster!"
Adam looked at this man confused
Adam The Monster - I'm sorry, I really think you have me mistaken
"No Seriously, you are the legend Adam THE Monster! You ran rampant in the IIW for many years, I've always been a big wrestling fan, your battles were legendary!But then 4 years ago when the IIW Closed you just disapeared, there were rumours you'd gone back to the jungle to search for your family... You used to eat people"
"You Used To Eat People"
"Used To Eat People"
"Eat People"
Adam looks shook up as the words run round his head.... Eating people is so unnatural but it almost....almost sounds right?...He had always wondered about his name, he assumed when he saw his name tag The Monster was a typo and he changed it to Themonster as that was a normal name right?
Adam The Monster - I'm sorry, I don't remember any of this
"Look"
Colin pulls over Adam's laptop he's been typing all his numbers in on...He opens Youtube and types 'Best Of Adam The Monster' ... The clip begins to play as it shows Adam The Monster on the screen, he's shown delivering The Monster Mash to multiple opponents.... Then it flashes up RIP.... As Adam The Monster literally eats David Stone... It continues...Adam The Monster eats Javier Cassius and finally lets out a big roar
Adams eyes shoot wide open as he realises....it all comes flooding back... the mayhem, the muder the massacres...But...this.. THIS IS WHAT WAS MISSING
"Well Adam, now you've seen this... Look at this the IIW is back open!"
Adam looks at the brochure.. he see's all the names he remembers now... Jonny C....Jake E Dangerously....ADAM BRADLEY... with the sight of Adam Bradley, his stomach starts to rumble and he rubs his stomach.
Kirk Stevens notices the change in Adam's behavior and is quick to ask
"Adam Are you ok?"
Adam stops he turns and looks at Kirk Stevens....Suddenly in one fell swoop HE EATS HIM WHOLE
Adam The Monster - I AM ADAM THE MONSTER.... AND I WILL MONSTERISE YOU
Adam belches storms straight through a wall in the direction of the IIW Arena