Post by Deleted on Dec 8, 2022 2:21:10 GMT
The scene opens up in the Caesars Palace in Las Vegas Nevada, the place is packed with many high rollers playing different slot machines and different gambling tables. At one specific blackjack table, we hear someone enjoying themselves loudly after a big win, as the camera focus in on the table we see Hollywood movie star and pro wrestler Bobby Mack collecting his winnings from the table with a big confident smile on his face as he looks at the other players around the table.
BM: Don't frown your ugly oatmeal face at me grandpa, you should've had a better game plan before you came for Hollywood's biggest star and The People's Choice Bobby Mack and if you didn't know now you know gramps!
Bobby lights up a cigar at the table while the dealer starts over again as he deals out new cards. Some of the players start coughing from his cigar smoke and one older woman makes a comment about it.
Older Woman: Do you have to smoke that over here?!
Bobby laughs as he collects his cards and gets them in order before blowing the smoke right into her face.
BM: Listen up here granny, if you didn't want to breathe in my atmosphere you should've picked a non-smoker's table, now keep it up, and The People's choice is going to make you eat one of these cakes,If you know what I mean.
Bobby winks at her and she makes one of those Karen-looking faces like she is so offended and then her husband gets up with an ugly mug on his face as he approaches Bobby.
Older man: Now listen up here boy, I don't care if you think you are some big shot but I won't allow anyone to talk to my wife like that!
Bobby laughs at the threat and proceeds to finish off a shot of whiskey before turning his attention to the old man.
BM: You got five seconds to get out of my face before I do to you what I plan to do to half of the IIW roster when I kick their sweet asses over the top rope and down to the floor and have them wondering how they got their asses whooped so quickly! While the millions of fans watching at home and in the arena chant Bobby Mack.
The older gentleman tries to respond but Bobby blows some more smoke in his face.
BM: Now that was a warning, next time you try to interrupt the People's Choice I'm going to pretend your Max Stone carrying around that stupid damn clock, talking about some damn tick-tock to a Stone era! Just like him, you need to realize nobody cares about going back in time, it's all about the future and the future is Bobby Mack.
The older man grabs his wife and they begin to leave the table while Bobby Macks laughs them off and then turns back to the dealer and lays his card down.
BM: Twenty-one baby, The People's Choice is a winner again and we going to continue this winning streak all the way to the IIW Ice Crown Rumble, that's the big one, and I'm going to cash in on that, and anyone that doubts me can just look at my track record, once I put my mind to it, I can do anything and if you didn't know now you know.
As the dealer starts to reshuffle a card falls out of his sleeve and Bobby Mack lets him know about it.
BM: Hold on you must be a New England Patriot or a Houston Astro because I see cheating tactics have been discovered but I'm going to let it slide because I've already cleaned this place out enough and this is just an example of regardless of how you play me straight up or cheat the results will be the same, Bobby Mack wins, you moron!
Bobby Mack takes his poker chips and begins to walk off as a blonde attractive woman walks pass him and he checks her out.
BM: God bless America baby, because I'm not sure if the UK got some baddies like that but fingers crossed because I can't get stuck with an expired milk-looking woman like Beckett Marisol, or god forbid they look like Apathy.
Bobby makes a disgusted face as he turns back around and bumps into his manager Angel Rodriguez.
BM: Come on now Angel you got to be more careful, you almost made The Macks shirt get ruined and you know that would've cost you big time when I deduct the cost to clean it from your check.
AR: Sorry senor Mack but I was in a hurry down here to get you on the entertainment stage because IIW has requested that you hype up the upcoming event.
Bobby raises his left eyebrow up.
BM: So IIW going to disrespect The People's Choice and act like I don't know how to promote an event? I'm the most exhilarating man in not only Hollywood but of all entertainment, did you let those average joes know that Angel?
AR: Si senior I did but you know how these people are, they think they have to stay on top of us because their talent sucks at promoting the business, too busy trying to convince people they are living the good life but they're really in their parents basement.
Angel and Bobby laugh together.
BM: That's a good one right there Angel, sounds like you were talking about Jay Vaughan. That kid is always trying to ride the coattails off that dead family name. I mean let's be honest Osh was the only building a legacy for it, the rest of the Vaughan are about as valuable as the lit I got in my pocket.
Bobby and Angel laugh together again as they begin to walk to the stage.
BM: But if Shaun Hart and the masses need someone to generate some more eyes and money they've come to the right guy because The people listen to me and if they didn't know they're about to know, now go do my introduction for me.
Angel Rodriguez gives Bobby the double gun with a smirk on his face and a wink as he walks on stage and motions the lady performing on stage to move out of his way as he takes center stage and puts the microphone in his hand.
AR: Ok you joe promediob(average joes) get up on your feet and get ready to be entertained by the most exhilarating man in not only Hollywood but all of the entertainment, let me introduce you to the reflection of perfection, the man who gets all your attention, The People's Choice, Bobby Mack!
Bobby Mack struts onto the stage with a slick mark on his face as Angel passes off the microphone to him.
BM: Let me speak to my morons real quick, I promise to leave you feeling excited and ready to throw your money at IIW as you try to order the IceCrown Rumble on whatever damn streaming service you can get it on but not to see some bottom feeders like The Landerson because we all know they couldn't but an entertaining thought to work to save their damn lives!!!
Bobby smirks as some of the people in the casino look shocked but drawn into what he is saying.
BM: I can already see I got your interest before I'm even done yet but let me tell you why you're going to order this exclusive IIW event and no it won't be because of a guy like Eddie Charisma who ironically has no charisma because if you ever seen one of his promotion videos you've seen them all because he's unoriginal and lacks the ability to draw anyone in but he shouldn't feel bad because he's not the only one, I could repeat this statement and removes his name and replace his name with bums like Andre Cash, Pequeno Dinosaurio, Sebastian Hamilton, and some shiny head bastard named Xavier Lux who's so unimportant the company didn't even bother to put his bio on the DAMN website!
Bobby laughs for a moment as the people have come in closer now as he has their attention, and you can see some laugh at his antics.
BM: Wooo, I'm feeling good right now and I'm almost ready to tell the people why they're going to order this event but let me tell you again who you aren't ordering it to see. You aren't ordering it to see Fred Debonair win the rumble and go on to face John Cavanagh for the IIW World Heavyweight Championship because with all disrespect that's boring, we've seen that story a thousand times in IIW now. Doesn't matter if it's Fred or Tyler, The Debonairs get their asses smoked each time and the people are tired of investing time in someone that can only be a contender and never a World Champion for IIW.
Some of the people in the casino nod their heads in agreement with Mack as he paces back and forth now and takes off his black leather jacket.
BM: I almost forgot this boring jackass before I got to the main attraction that's going to draw millions back to pro wrestling but you saw the average cowboy known as Liam Cain makes his one.. No, wait… Second… Maybe third… You know what it doesn't matter how many times he leaves and comes back the same thing remains, he's a middle-of-the-pack guy that can never reach the height of success that his pea-sized brain dreams about.
Bobby pauses for a moment.
BM: Ok Morons listen up because I'm only going to say this once because The People's Choice doesn't like to repeat himself and you aren't going to want to miss hearing this because the reason you should order or come see the IIW Ice Crown in person on December twenty-ninth at the IIW Arena in Manchester, UK is because of the box office draw standing in front of you right now. I'm what this IIW company needs, new blood that can pave the way for a new era in this company where you don't have to see the same old guys like Jonny FnC, Blade Alexander, Crush, or John Cavanagh continuing to take up all the spots at the top.
Bobby gives a wink with a smirk on his face.
BM: I'm bringing in a new flavor that's going to last a lot longer than Russell Wayne's World Title reign.
Bobby laughs again on stage as some of the people's faces look shocked at the comment and some even chuckle at it.
BM: Wooo, I'm on fire right now and I'm not in a hurry to come to a stop because I'm coming into this Rumble highly motivated to become the new King of this broken-down kingdom that so desperately needs someone that can build it back up to not only as great as it was before but even greater than last time. This company has talked about a golden era and a mainstream era, well how about an era that's here to stay and not a cup of coffee as Chris Page did?
Bobby pauses for a moment.
BM: How about you all get ready to spend your money and invest your time in the man that's going to whoop, belittle, and humble twenty-nine other wrestlers and challenge for the World Heavyweight Championship and become the face of the company as I elevate it to the Mecca of all pro wrestling and sports entertainment and if you didn't know now you know!
Bobby Mack drops the microphone and gives a bow as the people erupt with cheers as Alex Rodriguez streams live from the side as the scene closes out.