Post by Ryan McCann on Dec 22, 2022 11:09:18 GMT
Chris Norton: Rumble, Rumble, Rumble
Ryan McCann: Quit it
Chris Norton: Rumble Rumble Rumble!
Ryan McCann: You’re not even in the god damn Rumble!
Chris Norton: I was meant to be then last minute I got replaced by apathy!
Ryan McCann: I wouldn’t stand for that, I’d make sure when Apathy comes down to the ring you get down there and eliminate her
Chris Norton: No… I meant I couldn’t be bothered to sign up
Ryan McCann: God damn it Chris! This was a great chance to put Pretty Technical on the map big time! Think of it, all those people in the ring, so many of them look at them… so many of them that we hate… I Hate the goths, I hate the disturbed backgrounds, I hate the Irish
Chris Norton: Erm, Isn’t this bordering on a bit of racism?
Ryan McCann: Nah I’m not stereotyping I just hate everyone that aren’t us, don’t you agree?
Chris Norton: Well I don’t like a lot of people, that’s true
Ryan McCann: WE’RE HERE TO WRESTLE CHRIS! … I don’t care if you see dead people… I don’t care if your life is like a box of chocolates… I don’t’ care if they’ve gone back in time or got a bionic leg
Chris Norton: That one’s left haven’t they?
Ryan McCann: Good, reminded me a bit of the film Bicentennial Man… good film if you haven’t watched it to be fair…low key hit
Chris Norton: Erm, Thanks.
Ryan McCann: Now listen up, at the Ice Crown Rumble we put ALL OF THE IIW on notice, You know there are no rules right?
Chris Norton: Right
Ryan McCann: So I’m saying we use this to our advantage, come out with me, we’ll take them all out together, I mean in a fight for everyone, what an advantage we will have by teaming together to eliminate all in front of us.
There is a knock at the door… In walks Charlie Schmidt, holding some envelopes, he hands one to Ryan
Ryan: What’s this?
Charlie: This is the draw for the Ice Crown Rumble. It has your number on it
Ryan: YES! Please be number 30!
Chris wanders over to Ryan who is tantalisingly opening up his letter
Ryan McCann: 30!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!! We’re the last entry Chris!!!! We’re gonna win!!!!!!
Chris Norton: YESSS WELL DONE RYAN!
Charlie: Ryan?
Ryan McCann: Yeah?
Charlie: I thought you were Rhett Dawson
Ryan McCann: No… I’m Ryan McCann! You’ve known me for 15 years Charlie!
Charlie: Ahh my bad, sorry, this is for Rhett… here’s your envelope
Ryan McCann: 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chris Norton: NO WAY!
Ryan McCann: This is an outrage!!!! I DEMAND YOU CHANGE THIS?
Charlie Schmidt: WHAT? I’m just the janitor, you need to speak to Osh!
Ryan McCann: He’s dead!
Charlie Schmidt: Guess that explains why I haven’t received my paycheck for the last 2 years
Ryan McCann: He’s only been dead a month!
Charlie Schmidt: THAT BASTARD! I’m gonna kick his ass
Ryan McCann: A Bit late for that Charlie
Charlie Schmidt: He may not feel it, but I’ll take great satisfaction in doing it!
Charlie Storms out as Ryan and Chris look at each other
Ryan McCann: Ok Chris… we’re gonna need proper tactics now, if we’re coming out at number 2, there’s a whole load of shit infront of us! WE’RE GONNA NEED A PLAN!
Ryan McCann: Quit it
Chris Norton: Rumble Rumble Rumble!
Ryan McCann: You’re not even in the god damn Rumble!
Chris Norton: I was meant to be then last minute I got replaced by apathy!
Ryan McCann: I wouldn’t stand for that, I’d make sure when Apathy comes down to the ring you get down there and eliminate her
Chris Norton: No… I meant I couldn’t be bothered to sign up
Ryan McCann: God damn it Chris! This was a great chance to put Pretty Technical on the map big time! Think of it, all those people in the ring, so many of them look at them… so many of them that we hate… I Hate the goths, I hate the disturbed backgrounds, I hate the Irish
Chris Norton: Erm, Isn’t this bordering on a bit of racism?
Ryan McCann: Nah I’m not stereotyping I just hate everyone that aren’t us, don’t you agree?
Chris Norton: Well I don’t like a lot of people, that’s true
Ryan McCann: WE’RE HERE TO WRESTLE CHRIS! … I don’t care if you see dead people… I don’t care if your life is like a box of chocolates… I don’t’ care if they’ve gone back in time or got a bionic leg
Chris Norton: That one’s left haven’t they?
Ryan McCann: Good, reminded me a bit of the film Bicentennial Man… good film if you haven’t watched it to be fair…low key hit
Chris Norton: Erm, Thanks.
Ryan McCann: Now listen up, at the Ice Crown Rumble we put ALL OF THE IIW on notice, You know there are no rules right?
Chris Norton: Right
Ryan McCann: So I’m saying we use this to our advantage, come out with me, we’ll take them all out together, I mean in a fight for everyone, what an advantage we will have by teaming together to eliminate all in front of us.
There is a knock at the door… In walks Charlie Schmidt, holding some envelopes, he hands one to Ryan
Ryan: What’s this?
Charlie: This is the draw for the Ice Crown Rumble. It has your number on it
Ryan: YES! Please be number 30!
Chris wanders over to Ryan who is tantalisingly opening up his letter
Ryan McCann: 30!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!! We’re the last entry Chris!!!! We’re gonna win!!!!!!
Chris Norton: YESSS WELL DONE RYAN!
Charlie: Ryan?
Ryan McCann: Yeah?
Charlie: I thought you were Rhett Dawson
Ryan McCann: No… I’m Ryan McCann! You’ve known me for 15 years Charlie!
Charlie: Ahh my bad, sorry, this is for Rhett… here’s your envelope
Ryan McCann: 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chris Norton: NO WAY!
Ryan McCann: This is an outrage!!!! I DEMAND YOU CHANGE THIS?
Charlie Schmidt: WHAT? I’m just the janitor, you need to speak to Osh!
Ryan McCann: He’s dead!
Charlie Schmidt: Guess that explains why I haven’t received my paycheck for the last 2 years
Ryan McCann: He’s only been dead a month!
Charlie Schmidt: THAT BASTARD! I’m gonna kick his ass
Ryan McCann: A Bit late for that Charlie
Charlie Schmidt: He may not feel it, but I’ll take great satisfaction in doing it!
Charlie Storms out as Ryan and Chris look at each other
Ryan McCann: Ok Chris… we’re gonna need proper tactics now, if we’re coming out at number 2, there’s a whole load of shit infront of us! WE’RE GONNA NEED A PLAN!