Post by Shaun Hart on Mar 9, 2021 15:59:16 GMT
The segment opens up to Adam The Monster and Shaun Hart standing outside the gates of Windsor Castle. As the royal guards open the gate, Hart and Adam move forward as the Guards lead them.
Shaun starts to whisper to Adam.
Hart- Now remember, when you see the old short lady with the golden crown on her head, don't eat her.
Adam- But what if she smells good?
Hart- I don't care if she smells like a Sunday night dinner. You will not eat the Queen! Especially how she's a fan of yours.
Adam- Fan?
Hart- Yes, someone that idolize you and wants to see you succeed. That's what I've done for you, Adam, so there will be MONSTERMANIACS running wild, brother.
Adams starts jumping up and down, shaking the ground with his large frame.
Adams- MONSTER MANIA
Hart- Ok, calm down, you big scary giant you. You keep this up, and ill be having to buy the Queen a new castle, and there won't be any money left to trademark Monstermania.
Adam- Ok, I be useful, but you have to feed me a snack later.
Hart- Of course, I got the driver going to the morgue now.
The Royals Guards come to a halt as the giant golden doors to the castle entrance open.
Silence hushes over everyone as Elizabeth II makes her grand entrance. Everyone bows but Adam.
Hart- Bow your head; it's seen as disrespectful.
Adam- Umm, what's a bow?
Before they can finish their conversation, everyone else has stood back up, and all eyes fall on Elizabeth II as she makes her way to Adam and Hart.
As she gets closer, Hart extends his hand out to shakes her and begins trying to praise her.
Hart- It is an honor to meet you, Queen Elizabeth II; you are gracious
But she walks right past Hart ignoring him as she walks, and stops in front of Adam.
Queen- I can't believe you came. I'm such a huge fan. I've been following your career since you emerged in IIW.
I just had to have you come over when I saw you had a return, and I have a special gift for you today.
Adam- Gift? Is it food? I prefer people if you have any.
Queen- Haha, that's what I like about you, just like me, ready to bite someone's head off.
She calls her hands, and two royal guards bring out a cow.
Queen- Now I know you prefer people instead, but how about a whole hamburger just for you.
Hart drops his mouth wide open, a shock at what he is seeing. A server comes by with glasses of wind, and hart chugs the whole thing.
Adam picks the cow up and opens his massive jaws as wide as he can spread them, and eats the cow in one bite.
Queen - How exciting now for my primary gift.
A royal guard comes over and hands the Queen the knighting sword.
Adam bends down as the Queen begins.
Queen- I Queen Elizabeth II herby knight you Sir Adam The Monster.
Adam Stands up.
Adam. Adam The Monster Knight
Hart starts taking pictures with his phone.
Queen- Now let's all come in for a party
Everyone heads inside, but Adams uses the wall. He was making Hart faint as he thinks about the bill.
The scene fades out as The Queen gets on the dance floor with Adam.
Shaun starts to whisper to Adam.
Hart- Now remember, when you see the old short lady with the golden crown on her head, don't eat her.
Adam- But what if she smells good?
Hart- I don't care if she smells like a Sunday night dinner. You will not eat the Queen! Especially how she's a fan of yours.
Adam- Fan?
Hart- Yes, someone that idolize you and wants to see you succeed. That's what I've done for you, Adam, so there will be MONSTERMANIACS running wild, brother.
Adams starts jumping up and down, shaking the ground with his large frame.
Adams- MONSTER MANIA
Hart- Ok, calm down, you big scary giant you. You keep this up, and ill be having to buy the Queen a new castle, and there won't be any money left to trademark Monstermania.
Adam- Ok, I be useful, but you have to feed me a snack later.
Hart- Of course, I got the driver going to the morgue now.
The Royals Guards come to a halt as the giant golden doors to the castle entrance open.
Silence hushes over everyone as Elizabeth II makes her grand entrance. Everyone bows but Adam.
Hart- Bow your head; it's seen as disrespectful.
Adam- Umm, what's a bow?
Before they can finish their conversation, everyone else has stood back up, and all eyes fall on Elizabeth II as she makes her way to Adam and Hart.
As she gets closer, Hart extends his hand out to shakes her and begins trying to praise her.
Hart- It is an honor to meet you, Queen Elizabeth II; you are gracious
But she walks right past Hart ignoring him as she walks, and stops in front of Adam.
Queen- I can't believe you came. I'm such a huge fan. I've been following your career since you emerged in IIW.
I just had to have you come over when I saw you had a return, and I have a special gift for you today.
Adam- Gift? Is it food? I prefer people if you have any.
Queen- Haha, that's what I like about you, just like me, ready to bite someone's head off.
She calls her hands, and two royal guards bring out a cow.
Queen- Now I know you prefer people instead, but how about a whole hamburger just for you.
Hart drops his mouth wide open, a shock at what he is seeing. A server comes by with glasses of wind, and hart chugs the whole thing.
Adam picks the cow up and opens his massive jaws as wide as he can spread them, and eats the cow in one bite.
Queen - How exciting now for my primary gift.
A royal guard comes over and hands the Queen the knighting sword.
Adam bends down as the Queen begins.
Queen- I Queen Elizabeth II herby knight you Sir Adam The Monster.
Adam Stands up.
Adam. Adam The Monster Knight
Hart starts taking pictures with his phone.
Queen- Now let's all come in for a party
Everyone heads inside, but Adams uses the wall. He was making Hart faint as he thinks about the bill.
The scene fades out as The Queen gets on the dance floor with Adam.