Post by Shaun Hart on Mar 11, 2021 21:06:26 GMT
The segment opens up to Shaun Hart sitting in the back of a limousine. The seats are black leather, why the outside paint is champagne white, why diamonds light up the ceiling. Shaun's phones ring, and he answers as the screen tells shows a private caller.
Shaun- Hello? Yes, I'm on the way now. Tell him it's not my fault he shouldn't have got involved with Jim Murphy's business, but it's ok. I've already secured him a contract.
Shaun taps on a black case with Gold with the letters IIW spelled out on the top.
Shaun- Yes, I'll be there in a minute, and I can talk to him once I get there.
Shaun hangs up the phone and pours him a glass of champagne as it bubbles on the glasses. Shaun takes a sip and snaps his fingers to get his driver James' attention.
James- You snapped, sir?
Shaun- Yes, I need you to go faster. The man is already in a bad mood, and I don't want to keep him waiting.
James- But sir, he's already upset with you for how long you left him behind. Why he was in his unfortunate situation, you were still living the Hollywood lifestyle.
Shaun- Now watch your mouth James; you best not forget who's name is on that paid check you get.
James- It's 2021 now, sir. I get a direct deposit.
Shaun- Oh, here we go with the smart mouth again; you know, if I haven't known you for so long, I would've fired you by now.
James- Sir, you do remember you gave me a lifetime contract; you can't fire me, or you'll have to pay the full disclosure amount.
Shaun- Damn it, I thought you forgot about that.
Shaun downpours the champagne down his throat but accidentally spills some on himself as James brings the limousine to a halt.
Shaun- Are you DRUNK?
James- No, sir, that would be you, I'm afraid, but anyway, sir, we are here at the Hollywood California Prison Center.
Shaun- Well, don't just sit there get the door.
James- I'm afraid I cannot, sir. We did not add door getting in the last contract.
Shaun- Getting doors is part of a driver's job; I shouldn't have to include it in writing.
James- I believe a driver is just a driver, sir.
Shaun aggressively opens the door, swinging it open, but it hits a solid object that dents the door. Shaun gets out to see the damage and what he hit. As he gets out, he sees that he hit a police car. Shaun quickly puts some money on top of the vehicle.
Shaun- That should cover the damages, I hope.
Shaun walks towards the prison gates. He steps up and waits for a guard to come to speak to him.
Guard- What is your business here?
Shaun- I have a client to pick up today is his release day, and I'm late to pick him up.
Guard- What's his prison number?
Shaun-538274568
Guard- Ok, yes, I see he's waiting on the opposite side of the gate ill let it up, and he'll be able to walk on out.
Shaun- Thank you very much. This has been a long process.
The gates open up, and Shaun waits patiently as a muscular man makes his way toward him. As the man gets closer, Shaun extends his hand out for a handshake. The man instead grabs Shaun by the collar and lifts him. Guards start to respond, but Shaun waves them back.
Shaun- It's ok. He just hasn't seen his best friend in a while. How you been, Bobby
Bobby- How I been? How the hell you think I've been, you jackass? I have been locked up for simple assault for six years. You were supposed to get me out, manager. Are we even still under contract.
Shaun- Yes, you are. We did the lifetime deal along with James, I just found out. This isn't all my fault. I told you to leave Jim Murphy alone, but no, you had to pick a fight with him.
Bobby- You damn right I wanted a match with Murphy the coky s.o.b thinking he can talk to The Hollywood Champ, The Peoples Choice, no sir he can not. That's why I had to lay the Mackdown on his sugary ass. Now let's hurry up and get back to CDW so I can whoop Murphy up and down Hollywood Blvd.
Shaun- Unfortunately, CDW closed down six years ago, and nobody knows where Murphy is, but I got you a brand new deal with IIW ready for you to sign.
Bobby- So let me get this straight Murphy has me locked away and runs CDW into the ground because he had nothing but half-ass talent trying to carry the workload Greatness left behind, but as you can see, they could not carry my jockstrap. Now tell me more about this IIW?
Shaun- Well, yea it's in Manchester UK
Bobby interrupts Shaun
Bobby- Are you telling me you want me to wrestle across the ocean outside the United States?
Shaun- I know how you feel about going to other countries because you were in the military for a little while, but things have changed, and the UK is excellent. And I know what will get you sign they've got exceptional talent. I'm telling you, stacked from top to bottom.
Bobby- I'll look over the contract. No promises yet, but I do like healthy competition, so if I do sign, know I'm coming to Manchester to whip everlast one of the wig wearing S.O.B. All up and down Manchester ave because finally, Bobby Mack is free
Bobby and Shaun slide into the limousine and shut the door as the segment comes to an end.
Shaun- Hello? Yes, I'm on the way now. Tell him it's not my fault he shouldn't have got involved with Jim Murphy's business, but it's ok. I've already secured him a contract.
Shaun taps on a black case with Gold with the letters IIW spelled out on the top.
Shaun- Yes, I'll be there in a minute, and I can talk to him once I get there.
Shaun hangs up the phone and pours him a glass of champagne as it bubbles on the glasses. Shaun takes a sip and snaps his fingers to get his driver James' attention.
James- You snapped, sir?
Shaun- Yes, I need you to go faster. The man is already in a bad mood, and I don't want to keep him waiting.
James- But sir, he's already upset with you for how long you left him behind. Why he was in his unfortunate situation, you were still living the Hollywood lifestyle.
Shaun- Now watch your mouth James; you best not forget who's name is on that paid check you get.
James- It's 2021 now, sir. I get a direct deposit.
Shaun- Oh, here we go with the smart mouth again; you know, if I haven't known you for so long, I would've fired you by now.
James- Sir, you do remember you gave me a lifetime contract; you can't fire me, or you'll have to pay the full disclosure amount.
Shaun- Damn it, I thought you forgot about that.
Shaun downpours the champagne down his throat but accidentally spills some on himself as James brings the limousine to a halt.
Shaun- Are you DRUNK?
James- No, sir, that would be you, I'm afraid, but anyway, sir, we are here at the Hollywood California Prison Center.
Shaun- Well, don't just sit there get the door.
James- I'm afraid I cannot, sir. We did not add door getting in the last contract.
Shaun- Getting doors is part of a driver's job; I shouldn't have to include it in writing.
James- I believe a driver is just a driver, sir.
Shaun aggressively opens the door, swinging it open, but it hits a solid object that dents the door. Shaun gets out to see the damage and what he hit. As he gets out, he sees that he hit a police car. Shaun quickly puts some money on top of the vehicle.
Shaun- That should cover the damages, I hope.
Shaun walks towards the prison gates. He steps up and waits for a guard to come to speak to him.
Guard- What is your business here?
Shaun- I have a client to pick up today is his release day, and I'm late to pick him up.
Guard- What's his prison number?
Shaun-538274568
Guard- Ok, yes, I see he's waiting on the opposite side of the gate ill let it up, and he'll be able to walk on out.
Shaun- Thank you very much. This has been a long process.
The gates open up, and Shaun waits patiently as a muscular man makes his way toward him. As the man gets closer, Shaun extends his hand out for a handshake. The man instead grabs Shaun by the collar and lifts him. Guards start to respond, but Shaun waves them back.
Shaun- It's ok. He just hasn't seen his best friend in a while. How you been, Bobby
Bobby- How I been? How the hell you think I've been, you jackass? I have been locked up for simple assault for six years. You were supposed to get me out, manager. Are we even still under contract.
Shaun- Yes, you are. We did the lifetime deal along with James, I just found out. This isn't all my fault. I told you to leave Jim Murphy alone, but no, you had to pick a fight with him.
Bobby- You damn right I wanted a match with Murphy the coky s.o.b thinking he can talk to The Hollywood Champ, The Peoples Choice, no sir he can not. That's why I had to lay the Mackdown on his sugary ass. Now let's hurry up and get back to CDW so I can whoop Murphy up and down Hollywood Blvd.
Shaun- Unfortunately, CDW closed down six years ago, and nobody knows where Murphy is, but I got you a brand new deal with IIW ready for you to sign.
Bobby- So let me get this straight Murphy has me locked away and runs CDW into the ground because he had nothing but half-ass talent trying to carry the workload Greatness left behind, but as you can see, they could not carry my jockstrap. Now tell me more about this IIW?
Shaun- Well, yea it's in Manchester UK
Bobby interrupts Shaun
Bobby- Are you telling me you want me to wrestle across the ocean outside the United States?
Shaun- I know how you feel about going to other countries because you were in the military for a little while, but things have changed, and the UK is excellent. And I know what will get you sign they've got exceptional talent. I'm telling you, stacked from top to bottom.
Bobby- I'll look over the contract. No promises yet, but I do like healthy competition, so if I do sign, know I'm coming to Manchester to whip everlast one of the wig wearing S.O.B. All up and down Manchester ave because finally, Bobby Mack is free
Bobby and Shaun slide into the limousine and shut the door as the segment comes to an end.