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Post by Shaun Hart on Feb 14, 2023 11:11:25 GMT
(Ryan Hawkins requested a match against Joe because he blames him for his officiating skills during his Championship match with John Cavanagh and now looks to make the International Champion pay with pain but Joe Montuori has other plans as she looks to show Cavanagh that anything he can do, Joe can do better.) Match Three Standard Singles Match Joe Montuori vs Ryan Hawkins
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Post by jmonttwizted on Feb 24, 2023 15:10:24 GMT
[Monday, February 27th is just another day in the office for J Mont. They book him, he shows up and shows out. Doesn’t matter if it's Monday Night Mayhem or a big PPV. The minute you add J Mont to the card, a lot is about to happen. From the company’s standpoint, it's a no brainer. You are talking about selling out the arena. Food and drink sales will be at record highs. Merchandise sales will be through the roof. Shit, even parking is going to make you money. And if you could sell condoms in the bathrooms, you would make a killing too. People need something to do until it’s time for J Mont to step into the ring. And this Monday night is going to be no different. All of those facts are going to happen as well as another J Mont win in the books.]
[All of this is going to happen at The Accor Arena in Paris, France. A little over 20,000 french people are going to be screaming all kinds of shit in that french language.]
Ryan Hawkins suce des couilles d'âne
John Cavanagh ne peut pas battre J Mont un jour donné
J Mont pour le président
La Mecque ne peut pas être arrêtée
Le prochain champion du monde IIW sera J Mont
[Those are just some of the things I imagine them screaming. I am sure there is going to be more, but there is a place and time for that. And speaking of a place and time. Right before the IIW comes to town, The Accor Arena is holding events for Chris Brown for 2 nights and Gojira for a night. Everyone knows Chris Brown and he has a great right hand when it comes to hitting a lady. That truly sounds like Ryan Hawkins because he hits like a little bitch. And Gojira is a french heavy metal rock band. This also has to do with Ryan Hawkins because once he gets a JKO from hell, he is going to be laying on the mat with his ears ringing like heavy metal music.]
[Now, The Accor Arena is the main arena when it comes to the Paris Masters ATP Tennis Tournaments and hosts some LNB All Star Games as well as some other sporting events. But after Monday Night, they may change their tune when it comes to sports and concerts and get into the world of wrestling. The IIW Monday Night Mayhem is going to rock The Accor and show why they are the number 1 wrestling company in the world. You can thank J Mont for that too.]
[And traveling across the world is nothing new for J Mont. He has been doing it for over the last 20 years and this past year, his traveler miles are all time highs. And he knows he needs to be ready because the trip from Las Vegas where he resides to Paris, France is a 11 and a half hour flight. That is about 5,421 miles total. For the rich people like J Mont, that's a non-stop flight. Whereas the broke bitches like Ryan Hawkins have to fly standby and that could take up to 35 hours to get there with multiple layovers.]
[But, let's fade into Las Vegas. The best city for gambling, shopping, fine dining, entertainment and nightlife. Probably the main reason J Mont moved there. Ok, that's a lie. Mia and Baby G Mont are the reason he moved there. All of that other stuff is just bonuses. And let's not forget that in the early 1930’s, the nickname SIN CITY was created. Another nickname you don't want to forget is that of J Mont. TWIZTED THOUGHTZ which is the crazy, sadistic side of J Mont that has ended many careers and promotions. Whereas Sin City is known for its mobsters, crime, prostitution and other shady business adventures. And speaking of prostitutes, I am pretty sure that is the only way that Ryan Hawkins is ever able to get laid. He can thank J Mont because if he makes it out of this match in a way he can walk, the pay day is going to get him some good pussy on the streets. But odds are, he will be stuck dealing with some fat nurses at the hospital who will be feeding him some jello pudding and mashed potatoes because he is going to have a fractured jaw as well as other injuries. Too many to list at this time.]
[We were supposed to fade into the home of J Mont and Mia in Vegas, but the HYPE of the city took over. But, now we are focusing on the other HYPE which is J Mont himself. All the pressure has been on him as of late. From the Denzel Porter Invitational, to The Entity Merciless Title Match, to the WGWF antics, to the PWE chaos over his injury and World Title Shot. But all of that needs to go on the back burner for a minute because the IIW has given J Mont a warm up match before the biggest PPV of the year.]
[J Mont and Mia are laying in bed still. Must be nice not having to get up for a 9 to 5 job. But that is complete bull shit because Mia and J Mont put more hours in than a regular blue collar worker. When you have a 7 month year old baby, that is a job of itself. Then, Mia also has to train for her football season which is still going on at the present time. As well as make sure all the business adventures J Mont has are handled while he is out training or out of town for an event. Mia makes a lot of the trips, but there are a few she cannot make based on her schedule as well. And Paris, France is one she is going to have to miss because of her football schedule.] Mia: Baby…….Babe…….Love Button……
[J Mont is not answering to anything right now as Mia is figuring out what to say next to get his attention.] Mia: Cav Baby!
[Mia knows exactly what she did and after those words were mumbled, J Mont shoots up out of the bed like a bottle rocket and looks right at Mia.] J Mont: Oh really Allison? You want to go there?
[Mia is laughing because once again, she got under J Mont’s skin. She really could make a lot of money from this because she is truly one of the ONLY few that can do that. Many have tried, and most have failed.] Mia: I was trying to get you up with all these cute little sayings, but you didn't budge. The minute I said Cav, it was like you were shot out of a cannon.
J Mont: Sorry babe, it was just nice to finally get some real rest and sleep in a little.
Mia: You slept right through the 6 am alarm clock too for Baby G Mont. So I got up, changed her and fed her. But I can tell she was looking for you.
J Mont: Man, I never miss an alarm either.
Mia: It was cute watching you sleep though.
J Mont: Just never say the name Cav again while we are sleeping together. I was ready to start swinging.
Mia: You would never lay your hands on me. I know that already.
J Mont: I can tell Chris Brown to wait for me in Paris and bring him back with me if you want to be a smart ass.
[J Mont and Mia are now all tied up at 1 after this exchange. Mia gets out of the bed but does it very slowly and sexy. That Georgia Peach is all out as she gets to the edge of the bed. J Mont is salivating at this moment. The thoughts running through his head would make for an Oscar Award winner with Brazzers.] J Mont: Damn babe, that ass is getting fatter.
Mia: Maybe I'll let Chris Brown get a little dose of this.
[J Mont doesn't look too enthused as Mia takes the lead this morning.] J Mont: You may have won this little battle babe, but I promise you that I am not leaving France with my first loss here in the IIW.
Mia: I know hun. I cannot wait to watch you beat whoever the hell they signed you up to face.
[Mia walks out of the room, as J Mont gets up and walks out as well. They go in opposite directions as Mia goes towards the kitchen and J Mont goes towards Baby G Mont’s room. When he peaks his head in, he sees Baby G Mont standing up like she knew he was coming. Daddy’s little girl is very smart as she extends her arms out for him to pick her up. The soft side of J Mont comes out, as he brings out a big smile and picks up Baby G Mont. He gives her a big kiss on her cheek and her face lights up in happiness. He then starts to throw her up and down playing as her cute laugh really makes his day. After a few more throws, he exits the room and walks toward the kitchen.] J Mont: Knock! Knock!
[Mia looks at J Mont like “What the fuck are you talking about?”] Mia: Ummmmm. Who’s There?
J Mont: Ryan!
Mia: Ryan Who?
J Mont: Exactly babe. That should be his name when the ring announcer gets ready for the match. I can see it now.
Ring Announcer: [J Mont doing the impersonation.] And now, standing 6 feet 4 inches tall and weighing in at 220 pounds from Nowhere…….Ryannnnnnnnn Whoooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!
[Baby G Mont is the first one to let out a chuckle, as does Mia as well. J Mont is having fun with this because he knows what he wants is right around the corner. That doesn't mean he is looking past Ryan Hawkins, but being the special ref last show, he saw all his weaknesses and errors up close and personal. It’s like he got a head start on a match that he doesn't really need the help with.] Mia: Look at the bright side. After you defeat him, you can say you knocked off another former champion in the IIW and keep adding to your resume.
J Mont: Ryan Who was a champion here?
Mia: How do I know this and you don't?
J Mont: How do you know this and I don't?
Mia: Because I watched Cav’s promo to make sure he didn't say anything that you needed to know about myself or Baby G Mont. I do my homework for this family too.
[J Mont walks over and gives Mia a nice kiss for the work she does.] J Mont: I really need to do a few things today and then I'll come back tonight and spend time before I have to leave out for France.
Mia: And don't get any funny ideas to try to meet Gisele Bundchen out there and use whatever happens in France stays in France. I know Tom and her got a divorce and she is on the prowl now.
J Mont: I can't help it if she wants what I have.
Mia: You do remember I play on the Las Vegas Does and I will blitz past you and take her down hard for a 20 yard loss. Try me!
J Mont: I will take that 20 yard loss and keep it moving.
Mia: I knew you were a very smart man.
[J Mont hands over Baby G Mont to her, and she doesn't look happy that her daddy is leaving, but business calls right now. J Mont is now back in the bedroom, figuring out his very next move.] J Mont: It’s pretty simple to me when it comes to Ryan Hawkins. Hit him quickly with a JKO and end this Nightmare of facing a guy who should be cleaning my shoes, instead of wrestling me. If he thinks all those past shots to the head fucked up his mental state, then this JKO is going to send him to LaLa Land. All his dreams of possibly winning another title here in the IIW are going to be KILLED. Call me The Dream Killer.
[J Mont cracks his knuckles because when he thinks about violence, his adrenaline starts to run like there is no tomorrow.] J Mont: Truth be told, when I saw the name Ryan Hawkins versus John Cavanagh, I had to wonder something. Why would a basketball player in his prime age who plays for the Toronto Raptors G League and so close to the NBA want to get involved in wrestling? Even in the G League, you make decent money and if that didn't work out for him, he has a degree from Creighton to use in the job hunt. So, after this thought, I had to do a little research on the IIW website and realized I was wrong. There is another Ryan Hawkins, but god damn, they are both some ugly sons of bitches. Maybe the 2 of them need to get together and start a business. Hawkins and Hawkins Pooper Scooper Services and Dog Waste Removal. Reason for this is because both of their careers are total SHIT and going down the shitter real fast. They will have first hand experience on how to clean up shit after they fall on their faces real soon. One Ryan is about to lose to J Mont and the other Ryan is about to get cut from a G League.
[J Mont is one of the smartest and most strategic men in this business today. People have tried to play mind games against him and all that did was cause J Mont to block the shot like he is Dikembe Mutombo.] J Mont: Hawkins can take his shot, but he is going to fail. I am going into the match with Cav as the International Champion and still undefeated. For all i care, Ryan can call upper management or even Mr. Intensity and ask for Cav to be the special ref. I would love that because Cav will see first hand then just how deadly the JKO is in person. Ryan can put together a million and one ways to defeat me, but he won't be able to execute them to get the job done. I am already 2 steps ahead of him. The best thing for him is to pull a Chance card in the game of Monopoly and go back 3 spaces and get the hell away from me before I scramble his brain like a 3 egg omelet with bacon ham and cheese.
[J Mont after that thought is getting hungry.]
[Fast forward like 40 minutes because the scene that is going down would be a jackpot hit on Onlyfans, but J Mont doesn't need to do that like some other wrestlers in the industry today.. J Mont in the shower, then in a towel brushing his teeth, using the mouth wash, shaving his face and all. He quickly walks over to the closet and grabs the first thing he sees. A pair of designer jeans with some custom rips in them followed by a Robert Graham custom button down shirt. He then pulls down a Gucci Shoe Box and pulls out some slip on loafers.] J Mont: I know a lot of the people in the IIW and the common world doesn't know what the name Hawkins means, so I'm going to fill you in. It means LITTLE HAWK of Australian origin. But there is one positive thing to this last name and that's it's been around since the 13th century. So, maybe there is a good Hawkins out there somewhere, but it's definitely not RYAN. He wishes he could be a supermodel and Miss Universe like Jennifer Hawkins. He wishes he could play the drums like Taylor Hawkins from the Foo Fighters. He wishes he had a jump shot like Hersey Hawkins. He wishes he had vocals like Justin Hawkins from the group Darkness. He wishes he had a fastball like LaTroy Hawkins. And the list goes on and on. End of the day, Ryan Hawkins is just a flat out loser.
[As J Mont leaves the bedroom, he walks up to Mia and Baby G Mont and gives them both a kiss.] J Mont: I will see you both tonight.
[J Mont goes out the front door and as he closes it, Baby G Mont gets a sad look on her face. Mia gets jealous at how attached Baby G Mont is to her daddy while she is the one that always feeds and changes her among most things. While the 2 of them are inside, J Mont is out near his 2023 Mercedes G63 G Wagon that he uses as an everyday around town vehicle. Leaning against the hood of the car, he is checking some messages on his phone.] J Mont: I gotta be here, i gotta be there, then here and then there. Thank god I'm not one of these people that have to put 10 bucks in my gas tank and hope it lasts the week. 10 bucks would get me down the road and around the corner before my gas light pops on.
[J Mont is planning his day in his head as he has a busy schedule coming up.] J Mont: While I'm out here making money on top of money, my future is already set. I cannot say the same for Ryan Hawkins. This man is stuck in the 1980’s wearing all black all the time. Kinda reminds me of a gothic person. And the last man named GOTH felt my wrath at the CCPE versus The World Supershow and was defeated. And the same fate is going to happen to Ryan. The rage I'm having thanks to Stephen Stratford in the PWE stealing my World Title match right from under me to face Allen Chaney at the PPV has me in kill mode. But, I will be a nice guy and make sure Ryan gets back to the states so we can honor him with the For Whom The Bells Toll tribute. You see Ryan, you're just a guy at the wrong place at the wrong time. Im taking a lot of my anger out on you and then going to use the remainder to take down Cav and be the NEXT World Champion. Floyd Mayweather and Canelo Alvarez think they can walk around with all these belts, well i'm going to do the same thing here in the IIW. Just keep collecting all the gold.
J Mont: Hey Ryan, I will do something I know you will appreciate after I beat the holy hell out of you. I will take your own blood that is all over you, and write the letters JKO on you using your own blood. You want to act like a killer, but you're the one that is going to be hunted and killed. And don't think I haven't heard from a few people I know here in the IIW that you are using a move that is very similar to mine and call it the TDK. Sad part is, you had the right idea to steal my move, but you just can't get the job done with it. When I hit the JKO, no one ever gets up from it. It’s a wrap. Throw some lettuce, cheese, tomato, green peppers, salt, pepper and mayo on it and call it the Hawkins Defeat Wrap. So, you need to change the TDK to the HDW.
J Mont: My appetite right now is for some food of course, but also to go to Paris, make quick work of Ryan, get back to Vegas for Mia and Baby G Mont and then prepare my climb to the top of the IIW. They keep throwing people at me but no one is hitting the bullseye. The only thing that is hitting is when the ref slaps his hand on the mat for the 1 2 3. And Ryan, I know your head is scrambled up and things are kinda a blur at times. But the good news is that you don't have to worry about figuring out what comes after 3. Because at 3, you will know that you lost yet again, that is if you are even conscious enough to realize that. I am going to BRING THE PAIN, and that's a shout out to New York’s own, Method Man. Ryan, welcome to the list of J Mont. And you should feel honored to be on it because it's a list full of a lot of talent and it's growing.
J Mont: Time to put my foot to the floor and get this done. 25 hours in the sky total roundtrip to get to Paris. A few hours beforehand to get ready for the match and only a few minutes for the match. So, all this traveling and getting ready for just a few minutes in the ring. Maybe I need to talk to Mia and make this trip worthwhile for me. She needs to let me have some fun with Giselle while I am there. I will show her why Tom Brady was not the right QB for her.
J Mont: I will go to Paris because it's in my contract and the fans wanna see me there. Just sucks for them it will be for only 5 minutes or maybe a few seconds. Either way, it's not a long time. Sounds like the same problem Cav has in the bedroom. He needs to get with his insurance company and get that erectile dysfunction checked out before it's too late. And Ryan, make sure you get some good rest and keep having those positive dreams about defeating me because I am your worst NIGHTMARE and I'm going to SHATTER ANY DREAM you have of winning this match. Life is a chess match. Every decision that you make has a consequence to it. You're making the decision to step into the ring with me which has a consequence of your career ending.It’s not a smart decision, but you are a few sandwiches short of a picnic. So, I will see you in Paris as you will get a first hand look at the soon to be new World Champion.
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