Post by Bobby Bourbon on Sept 28, 2022 4:26:44 GMT
GENERAL INFORMATION
WRESTLER NAME: Bobby Bourbon
PICTURE BASE: Will Ferrell
WRESTLER HEIGHT: 6'5"
WRESTLER WEIGHT: 290 lbs
WRESTLER AGE: 37
HOMETOWN: Washington, DC
THEME MUSIC: After Dark - Tito and Tarantula
ALIGNMENT: Cool Heel
IN-RING INFORMATION
WRESTLING STYLE: Power/Dirty
FINISHING MOVE(S): [INCLUDE DESCRIPTION]
1. Bobbybomb
Any manner of powerbomb
SIGNATURE MOVE(S): [INCLUDE DESCRIPTION]
Phrenology Claw, Honestly Brutal, Dinosaur Extinctor, Richter Spike, Flatiron, EMC Squared, SHORYUKEN!!!, Big Boy Toss
Phrenology Claw: Kona Clutch (go to submission)
Honestly Brutal: Bearhug with a charge into the corner then a slam, think Oklahoma Slam ending with a belly to belly.
Dinosaur Extinctor: Pop-Up Spinebuster. Similar to a pop-up powerbomb, except the victim is caught and brought down with a spinebuster.
Richter Spike: Fisherman's Falcon Arrow, the impact of which alerts a team in California whenever it hits.
Flatiron: Torture Rack lift Samoan Drop.
EMC Squared: Earth's Mightiest Chokeslam, proving that Robbie's mass times the force you hit the squared circle gives the crowd energy.
SHORYUKEN!!!: A huge roundhouse uppercut.
Big Boy Toss: Beale toss
Ole' Reliable: A kick to the dick or a punt to the vagina, whatever you're packing.
More signatures than basics, because Bobby ain't no basic ass bitch.
BASIC MOVES (OPTIONAL):
Clothesline
Corner Avalanche Splash
Vertical Suplex
Eye Rake
Double Underhook Suplex
Senton Splash
CHARACTER INFORMATION
Maybe it's CTE, maybe he's born with it. Either way, as asinine as Bobby gets, as ridiculous as Bobby gets, as stupid as Bobby gets, Bobby is an absolute savant in the ring, capable of countering anything into one of his wild moves.
GIMMICK: Heel that doesn't know he is one and has a fanbase for some goofy reason; ruthless, mean, almost heartless to opponents while being the guy who will let someone in front of him at a grocery store. Also, super sexy, gets tons of Girls Gone Wild style lifted shirt titty shots at shows, including from ugly boobs, but so focused on being violent that it's almost wholesome how he respects those who show him skin with a gentle wave.
CHARACTER BIOGRAPHY: Bobby Bourbon has seen some shit, but instead of being bitter, he wants to help people via philanthropy. Philanthropy, the method rich people use to seem on common ground with all of us. Still convinced he's a man of the people, he engages in wild behavior he wouldn't get away with if he weren't rich AND white. Regardless of how much of a brutish asshole, dickhead, and out of touch fool he is, he's still a monster in the ring, almost knowing he'll outfox an opponent with sheer strength at some point.
ENTRANCE (OPTIONAL):
The lights in the arena go sunset golden orange as smoke fills the air. Pink and silver laser lights cut through the smoke and it looks fucking rad. The opening riff from After Dark shatters the air and the fans all look in attention to the ramp, many already booing. Slowly walking out onto the entrance ramp is Bobby Bourbon. He stops, surveys the whole of the arena, raises his fists at 45 degree angles, and continues his deliberate plod towards the ring. Bobby climbs the steps, then climbs the nearest ring post half way and raises his fists at 45 degree angles. The lights go back to normal and the music stops. The IIW Universe in attendance, becoming hooligans, all chant in unison.
*FUCK 'EM UP, BOBBY, FUCK 'EM UP!*
ACCOMPLISHMENTS
Stuff in other feds, hardly relevant, y'all gonna learn.
HANDLER INFORMATION (OPTIONAL)
Name: Bobby
Experience: How long have you been at this? Long enough that it's kinda sad at this point.
How Did You Find Us?: Chris Page.
WRESTLER NAME: Bobby Bourbon
PICTURE BASE: Will Ferrell
WRESTLER HEIGHT: 6'5"
WRESTLER WEIGHT: 290 lbs
WRESTLER AGE: 37
HOMETOWN: Washington, DC
THEME MUSIC: After Dark - Tito and Tarantula
ALIGNMENT: Cool Heel
IN-RING INFORMATION
WRESTLING STYLE: Power/Dirty
FINISHING MOVE(S): [INCLUDE DESCRIPTION]
1. Bobbybomb
Any manner of powerbomb
SIGNATURE MOVE(S): [INCLUDE DESCRIPTION]
Phrenology Claw, Honestly Brutal, Dinosaur Extinctor, Richter Spike, Flatiron, EMC Squared, SHORYUKEN!!!, Big Boy Toss
Phrenology Claw: Kona Clutch (go to submission)
Honestly Brutal: Bearhug with a charge into the corner then a slam, think Oklahoma Slam ending with a belly to belly.
Dinosaur Extinctor: Pop-Up Spinebuster. Similar to a pop-up powerbomb, except the victim is caught and brought down with a spinebuster.
Richter Spike: Fisherman's Falcon Arrow, the impact of which alerts a team in California whenever it hits.
Flatiron: Torture Rack lift Samoan Drop.
EMC Squared: Earth's Mightiest Chokeslam, proving that Robbie's mass times the force you hit the squared circle gives the crowd energy.
SHORYUKEN!!!: A huge roundhouse uppercut.
Big Boy Toss: Beale toss
Ole' Reliable: A kick to the dick or a punt to the vagina, whatever you're packing.
More signatures than basics, because Bobby ain't no basic ass bitch.
BASIC MOVES (OPTIONAL):
Clothesline
Corner Avalanche Splash
Vertical Suplex
Eye Rake
Double Underhook Suplex
Senton Splash
CHARACTER INFORMATION
Maybe it's CTE, maybe he's born with it. Either way, as asinine as Bobby gets, as ridiculous as Bobby gets, as stupid as Bobby gets, Bobby is an absolute savant in the ring, capable of countering anything into one of his wild moves.
GIMMICK: Heel that doesn't know he is one and has a fanbase for some goofy reason; ruthless, mean, almost heartless to opponents while being the guy who will let someone in front of him at a grocery store. Also, super sexy, gets tons of Girls Gone Wild style lifted shirt titty shots at shows, including from ugly boobs, but so focused on being violent that it's almost wholesome how he respects those who show him skin with a gentle wave.
CHARACTER BIOGRAPHY: Bobby Bourbon has seen some shit, but instead of being bitter, he wants to help people via philanthropy. Philanthropy, the method rich people use to seem on common ground with all of us. Still convinced he's a man of the people, he engages in wild behavior he wouldn't get away with if he weren't rich AND white. Regardless of how much of a brutish asshole, dickhead, and out of touch fool he is, he's still a monster in the ring, almost knowing he'll outfox an opponent with sheer strength at some point.
ENTRANCE (OPTIONAL):
The lights in the arena go sunset golden orange as smoke fills the air. Pink and silver laser lights cut through the smoke and it looks fucking rad. The opening riff from After Dark shatters the air and the fans all look in attention to the ramp, many already booing. Slowly walking out onto the entrance ramp is Bobby Bourbon. He stops, surveys the whole of the arena, raises his fists at 45 degree angles, and continues his deliberate plod towards the ring. Bobby climbs the steps, then climbs the nearest ring post half way and raises his fists at 45 degree angles. The lights go back to normal and the music stops. The IIW Universe in attendance, becoming hooligans, all chant in unison.
*FUCK 'EM UP, BOBBY, FUCK 'EM UP!*
ACCOMPLISHMENTS
Stuff in other feds, hardly relevant, y'all gonna learn.
HANDLER INFORMATION (OPTIONAL)
Name: Bobby
Experience: How long have you been at this? Long enough that it's kinda sad at this point.
How Did You Find Us?: Chris Page.