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Post by Shaun Hart on Apr 24, 2023 20:19:56 GMT
(Joe Montouri let his anger get the best of him after being denied a Tag Team Title match by Shaun and choose to breakaway and start his own group but now he must deal with consequences of his action as he takes on The Outlaws in a handicap match who are looking to make a statement by beating the World Champion and getting closer to a Tag Team Title shot. ) Main Event Handicap Match The Outlaws vs Joe Montouri
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Post by jmonttwizted on May 5, 2023 22:35:03 GMT
[Another trip to Manchester, UK is on the horizon for J Mont. He has started to bring Mia and Baby G to more shows, but this particular Monday Night Mayhem, he is going SOLO. Not that J Mont doesn't want them there, but their safety is the main concern.]
3/37/23- Flashback
[2 masked men with shirts reading “Expect No Mercy” swing a baseball bat at Shaun and then at J Mont, who by the way was holding his daughter Baby G, with Mia next to him. They miss and roll out of the ring and leave.]
4/10/23- Flashback
[Those bitches didnt show their face this time around because they knew they fucked up when they put Baby G and Mia’s life in danger. So, J Mont sends a message to all and bashes Osh with the sledgehammer, knocking him out cold as THE MECCA stands tall and sends a message to those masked bitches.]
4/24/23- Flashback
[J Mont shifts gears and makes a big POWER MOVE on his so called friend Shaun Hart and walks away from The Mecca, but he is not alone. Joining forces with Mac Bane and Kim Pain, 2 people that no one would ever guess to work with J Mont. Forming a new group called Hostile Takeover which for you idiots is pretty self explanatory. Shaun tried to get the upper hand by saying next Mayhem that J Mont will be in a handicap match with anyone of his choosing. So, J Mont with a shot fired at him already by Shaun for the betrayal, the night is not over as his precious G63 G Wagon was seen with the 2 masked men again. This time, they didn't come alone either. Another 3 masked men were with them as they all started to take batting practice on J Mont’s G Wagon. And if you think that was bad enough, that's nothing compared to what happens next. They pour kerosene all over the vehicle, inside and out. One Zippo Lighter later, the G Wagon is engulfed in flames.]
5/8/23- Present Show Coming Up
[Shaun thinks he got the upperhand on J Mont pitting him against The Outlaws in a handicap match, but word on the street is that TWIZTED THOUGHTZ will be showing up at Mayhem. And for the people that do not know about that side of J Mont, word of advice. JUST RUN!!!!!! And with Mac and Kim there as well, the IIW, Osh, The Mecca and these masked idiots are not safe. A HOSTILE TAKEOVER IS ABOUT TO GO DOWN.]
FADE IN
[With everything going on in the life of J Mont right now, one has to wonder how he can be just laying on the couch looking like he doesn’t have a care or concern running through his mind. Whether it’s the WGWF where he is trying to get the World Champion Peter Vaughn to grow a set of balls to face him to Splat’s Calamity Chamber where he will be locked up with 49 other people. But that’s not all. This Is Awesome Promotions also has a 5 way match for their Championship that J Mont is a part of as well. And let’s not forget the major family drama going on right now with best friend Austin Ramsey. They almost came to blows at the Velvet Rabbit the other night. And then you have Baby G who is trying to walk like she is superwoman. And Mia’s big football season with Las Vegas Does which is taking off like a jet off the runway. And last but not least, the IIW drama. From leaving The Mecca to starting A Hostile Takeover. From turning his back on friend Shaun Hart to masked men jumping him and blowing up his G Wagon. And to top it off, ANOTHER handicap match coming up at this Mayhem. Most men would have either jumped off a bridge already or snorted 40 lines of cocaine to forget about all of this drama. But not good ol J Mont. He is just laying on the couch, looking more comfortable than ever. No shirt on because he loves to show off his body and tattoos. Something that Kim Pain will need to get over because Mia is the only one for him. He is also sporting a pair of New York Knick basketball shorts. And with all of that said, right now J Mont is just focused on the movie he is watching and it’s truly a classic and all time great one.]
The Fast and Furious
[The scene that has his attention is when Brian and Dom pull up to the shop of Johnny Tran when they are followed by a bunch of his boys on bikes. Brian and Dom get out of the Mitsubishi Eclipse that is fully loaded with every possible performance add on you can get. After a few words, Johnny Tran and his boys took off. So Brian and Dom thought they were in the clear until they heard some bikes coming back. Johnny and his cousin were the ones that showed back up. His cousin started to rifle off shots at the Eclipse. Then after a few moments, Dom realized there was NAS in the vehicle as him and Brian took off running away. The car then starts to engulf in flames and before you know it, the car shoots up in the air and bounces back down to the ground, as it burns away like a burger left on a grill unattended.]
Anyone got a 10 second car or a Mercedes G63 G Wagon for sale?
[J Mont shoots up out of his comfort on the couch and grabs the remote. He turns off the big screen and makes his way towards the kitchen. Opening the fridge like a fat kid who is looking for some pizza or left over lasagna, J Mont grabs a Corona and slams the door shut. Right after that loud sound, you can see Mia come from around the corner like a bat out of hell.]
Mia: What is your problem?
J Mont: God damn Johnny Tran just gave me a reminder about my G Wagon.
Mia: So, a movie about a fake car blowing up set you off?
J Mont: It’s just a reminder of what happened to me.
Mia: Things happen. Just be happy that me and Baby G weren't anywhere near the G Wagon.
J Mont: Yes, you and Baby G are always first in my life. Your safety and protection is my main focus and that's why I can't have you guys at the arena or nearby until I figure all of this out.
Mia: I know you are going to figure it out. You always do. Just stop getting pissed off because you're going to do something you may regret or do something before you really think about it. I'm not ready to marry a man in Orange either. And I certainly don't want to have to call you by a number like 3722145 either.
J Mont: You know I have lawyers to make sure I never wear orange or get locked up.
Mia: Do you have anyone that can stop you from getting killed and buried?
J Mont: Why do you have to go that far?
Mia: I know you better than most people Joe. I know that when someone crosses the line with you, you want to out due them by 1000. And especially when they could have hurt me or Baby G, I know you want to kill them. Just please be careful. I know what you have done in the past to people and I know you want to go that route, but please just think before you do.
J Mont: I will make you a promise that I will think about it before I do it, but these masked men have something coming to them. They need a reminder of just who the hell I am. They need to call GOTH and get some advice about me before they go any further. I almost buried that man and still have a hole waiting for him.
Mia: I love you babe and we are getting married this year. Please don't do anything to stop that for us or our family.
J Mont: I love you too Mia.
[Mia walks back around the corner to check up on Baby G while J Mont is in the kitchen and slams that Corona down faster than Al Bundy finishes in the bedroom. And we all know Al is done in just a few quick seconds.]
J Mont: Not only Monday night do i need to worry about these masked fuckin morons, but i also have to watch my left side and my right side because Shaun Hart wants to be a tough guy and throw me in a 2 on 1 match with The Outlaws. I really thought Shaun was a smarter man than that but he will learn as well. Crossing paths with J Mont is something that you don't want to do. The masked men will surely get theirs when I get the chance, but right now I need to Focus on the task at hand. But I have done this once before here in the IIW, and I will do it again just for fun. I guess Shaun forgets that i was booked back in January against the Tag Team Champions at the time, ATG in a falls count anywhere match for MY INTERNATIONAL TITLE. Rhett Dawson and Sawyer Wade versus J Mont. The odds were stacked against me like a full stack of pancakes at IHOP. Think about it for one second. It was a 2 on 1 handicap match for starters. Then its falls count anywhere, so anything could happen to me. I can get pinned by either guy but if I try to pin one of them, the other could save that person. But when my back is against the wall, that is when I perform at my best. Throughout my whole career, it has been like that. When the match doesn't mean that much or I'm just not into it, I put it on cruise control and get the job done. It might not be pretty, but I still prevail. But, like this Monday Night, when the odds are against me because its a 2 on 1, im so fuckin ready to prove to everyone AGAIN just why i am the undefeated World Champion and i plan on keeping it that way.
[J Mont opens the fridge door again with some aggression and grabs another Corona. This time, he quietly closes the door so that Mia doesnt come back around with an attitude.]
J Mont: If you think some punk ass bitches called The Outlaws are going to stop me, then you are drinking some haterade like most of this business who is JELLY of me and all my accomplishments. And beating these 2 assholes in a handicap match is just another notch on my hall of fame career. And to be honest, when I hear the name OUTLAWS, I definitely don't think of a tag team from the IIW. I think about the legendary southern rock group that has been around for over 40 years. I only know this thanks to Mac Bane. They are legendary and have staying power, but the same cannot be said of the tag team that uses the same name. In my neck of the woods, we knew The Outlaws as Tupac Shakur, Napoleon, Big Syke and EDI Mean. But you also have America who knows The Outlaws as a TV series on Amazon that just renewed for Season 3. All of these Outlaws have success stories and careers worth talking about. But The Outlaws in the IIW won't be around long to even come close to the ones just mentioned. Monday Night Mayhem will be the end of The Outlaws, and they can thank Shaun Hart for that. He thought he was going to be setting me up for failure in this handicap match but instead, I'm just a pissed off Italian with a mission in front of me that is not impossible. In fact, it’s a mission I'm going to complete, then The Hostile Takeover is going to finish the job.
[Once again, J Mont slams another Corona down. Thank god in today's world, there are Uber and Lyft drivers, because the rate he is going, he will need one if he wants to go anywhere. It’s not like he can take his 2023 Mercedes G Wagon. Oh yeah, FUCK YOU masked men.]
J Mont: Let me make one thing clear to these masked men. You think you got the last laugh blowing up a $250,000 Mercedes AMG G 63 Custom G Wagon, but you in a way did me a favor. My insurance is handling everything and I'm actually gonna make some money on this deal. And secondly, gives me a reason to order a Brand New one too. I'm going to have to stick to 2023 because the 2024 is going to be a battery electric, and that's not my cup of tea. But hey, when you're J Mont, money doesn't matter. I make money in my sleep and when people say money doesn't grow on trees, they are full of shit. I got money trees all over the United States, Greece, Italy, Mexico and the Dominican Republic. Just a minor setback with a blown up car, but I'm trying to look at the bright side of things with it. Don’t get me wrong, I'm still pissed and I'm going to get my revenge, but in the meantime, I guess I will have to drive my 2023 Bugatti La Voiture Noire in the meantime. What a problem to have huh? I know the masked men and The Outlaws are jealous of me and all that I have. I mean, I bet these masked men all drive 1998 Ford Contours and 1999 Geo Prizm’s while the Outlaws drive a 1992 Mercury Cougar with expired tags. Maybe im gloating and bragging, but when your J Mont, you can do all of that because i back up everything i say and i'm not scared to speak what is on my mind.
[Why not go for a 3rd Corona? Just like J Mont’s Stable pattern here in the IIW. From CCPE to The Mecca, now to Hostile Takeover. 3rd times gonna be a charm.]
J Mont: Having Mac and Kim by my side, I have to say is kinda odd but also a smart decision. I know first hand what Mac can do in the ring and have had our ups and downs but I'm not a dummy. He is one of the toughest opponents I have ever faced in that ring and him uniting with me makes us one of the toughest stables in this industry. But I cannot forget about Kim Pain. She is the toughest female I know in the game today, and I'm sorry Mia, but Kim is a sick bitch in that ring. She is like the female version of J Mont on that mic too. One of the few who can keep up with me when it comes to spitting out a promo about anyone or anything. You put this puzzle of J Mont, Mac and Kim together and you have what we call a Hostile Takeover. We all do what we want, when we want, but we are on the same page when it comes to the goal at hand. Take over the IIW and shove it up the ass of The Mecca, Team Osh and anyone else that wants to get in our way. We welcome anyone to come stop us. As a matter of fact, if anyone can stop us, I will cut you a check for 500K. That's how confident I am in the 3 of us. And maybe for shits and giggles, I will make a phone call to my brother Paul and get him to bring Michelle with him and we will sign up for War Games. We know Osh is trying to field a team. We know The Mecca is fucked now. The Takeover is happening right before your very eyes. Don't blink because if you do, you will miss all of the good stuff we are about to do.
[3 Corona’s down and more to go? Sounds like a great idea as J Mont repeats the process of opening the fridge door, grabbing another Corona and closing it. It’s almost like Groundhog Day here but Bill Murray wishes he was J Mont.]
J Mont: I really think everyone wishes they were J Mont. I mean, look at me. Great body, hot ass fiance in Mia. All the money in the world. All the businesses and real estate success. Movies, Commercials and Endorsements that never stop. And some of the best talent in and out of the ring you will ever witness in the industry. I have taken the IIW by storm since I signed on in September and ever since, it's been my playground. I have taken whatever fight they threw at me and handled it like it was a 6th grade fight near the swings and seesaw. I have tried to teach everyone here in the IIW just why J Mont is the best in the business and the ones that didn't want to listen, we went over the walk bridge and fought it out. Once again, J Mont always comes out on top and victorious. And everyone is wondering what this all means. It just means that when you think you may have gotten over on J Mont, you fail to realize that you have always been 2 steps behind. I may let you think you got me but when you least expect it, i will get you and you will be in shock and never saw it coming. Just like these masked men. They got me not ONCE, but TWICE, but I haven't struck out yet and I don't plan on it. I have a great average in this business and I'm going to make sure it stays that way. The masked men better be ready, because Monday Night, i have a few plans in case they want to show their face AGAIN. But while I have that all set, I need to make sure i dont forget about The Outlaws.
[Debating about a 5th Corona, wondering if he will turn into an alcoholic like John Cavanagh. Fuck it, another one it is. Can’t let Cav beat me in a drinking contest because he sure can’t beat me in the ring.]
J Mont: Getting my FOCUS back or trying too because drinking does the opposite of that. I think I'm facing off against Terry Bradshaw and Terry Crews? [J Mont ponders to himself for a moment.] Man this is going to be a tough one for me. A Hall of Fame Quarterback and multi time Super Bowl winner. And then you have a former football player, stand out actor and a man with a body chiseled like art work that can dance like no other. [J Mont starts to laugh at his own thoughts.] Ok Bradshaw and Terry, you have nothing in common with those legends other than their name which you drag through the mud because you suck. And being from Texas, I asked Mac Bane if he ever heard of you and he laughed because he told me about a bar brawl you 2 were in where you ran away like a bunch of sissies instead of manning up and fighting. You might as well hang out with Will Smith because he did the same thing when he ran away from Philly and ended up in Bel Aire. But come Monday Night, there will be no place to run. I'm not going to run. I'm coming full speed ahead and ready to hit a JKO to the left and a JKO to the right. I'm going to pin the both of you at the same time and send a message before War Games that J Mont is and will always be the best in the IIW. I know that eats OSH up inside but he will just have to deal with it. Shaun Hart is going to watch this match and just pray that I slip up and fail. There is a better chance of the Phoenix Suns coming back from 2 games down and beating the 1 seed Nuggets then that happening. Messages are going to be sent and it starts with The Outlaws.
[Number 6 and counting. But who really is counting? I lost track of the win streak I was on here in the IIW so I might as well just keep drinking and not worry until the beer runs out.]
J Mont: And the next thing that is going to run out is the luck of The Outlaws. They can send me a thank you card from the hospital after I get done with them. Because being in the Main Event with the World Champion is a nice little pay day that they will never see again. Maybe they will be smart with the money they get instead of buying some chewing tobacco and dumb ass cowboy hats. I'm sorry Mac, but those hats really are dumb as hell. Keep those in San Antonio and away from me. The only good thing about San Antonio is that Church’s Chicken first opened up there and The Alamo. I can't even say the Spurs cause they have sucked ever since Tim Duncan left. And I hate to talk bad about Texas because of Mac, but these 2 clowns give Texas a bad name.
[Things are starting to get a little tipsy here as number 7 is just slammed.]
J Mont: I find it funny these 2 are obsessed with winning, but when is the last time they have won anything here in the IIW?
JEOPARDY MUSIC IS PLAYING!
J Mont: Exactly. NEVER! They can try to cheat and do whatever it takes, but they will never get the job done. They are just wasting everyone’s time being here. I don't know what OSH saw in them when he signed them to a contract. It’s like throwing money away like most GM’s do in the NBA. Oh shit, you're 7 feet tall. Here is 10 million a year because you're tall. Same thing here. You got 2 guys that look the part but don't act it. You wanna be the best tag team in history, yet you are about to lose a handicap match. Sure it's against the World Champ, but come on guys. 2 of you and 1 of me. The math means you should win and have the upperhand. But I'm going to shut that theory down and prove that TALENT always wins, not numbers. You want numbers and a chance to win, play lotto. So, I'm going to leave you guys with this. This won't be a DRIVEBY. This is going to be an in your face beatdown that you don't ever forget. Im not going to STICK YOU UP, im going to knock you the fuck out. There will be no HIGHWAY ROBBERY of my World Title or undefeated streak. The LAST SHOT anyone will remember is the JKO to finish you both off in the center of that ring. I'm writing a check that I can cash because this is no HEIST. My money is always good and I'll bet the world that I am walking away Monday Night with my hand raised and once again, defying the odds in a handicap match. If you want to play the game HANGMAN, there are only 3 letters that you need to know.
J K O
J Mont: And once you're down on your back and realize that it's all over with, you can REACH FOR THE SKY and hope the lord can save you and get you back into another company because the IIW will have no use for you when i get done. I'm sending a message to the masked men, The Mecca and Team OSH through you. Once again, Shaun Hart is the reason for you being put in this position, but at the end of the day, I have one job to do. And that is to keep WINNING!
[7 Corona’s down and as he goes to open the fridge, J Mont knocks one over as glass shatters everywhere. Once again, Mia comes from around the corner, but this time has Baby G in her arms.]
Mia: Where did all these empty beer bottles come from? And who did that one break?
J Mont: I was thirsty.
Mia: We have juice, water, and red bulls in the fridge.
J Mont: I wanted to save those for a rainy day.
Mia: I know you have a lot on your mind babe, but you're starting to get reckless. Between the fights at the Rabbit, arguing with your friends, and now this drinking, i'm a little concerned.
J Mont: I will be fine wifey. Once I figure out who they masked assholes, it will make things a lot easier. Also, with Mac and Kim by my side, the Takeover is going to help everyone involved. I promise you that things are going in the right direction. I'm not going to let an OUTLAW stop me from the task at hand. The masked men crossed the line when they got my family and personal assets involved in this. If they wanted to face me, all they had to do was step to me like a man instead of trying to be like me using a mask. I was the creator of the mask attacks, now everyone wants to do them.
Mia: Like I said babe, just be careful and keep me in the loop.
J Mont: If you want to help, keep your eyes and ears glued at the Rabbit and see if you hear anything about Thad and Sahara.
Mia: Why them?
J Mont: I got a hunch they were involved in the masked men attacks. Thad said he wanted my title and was upset we lost in the SEX Cup Tournament, so I wouldn't put it past him. Plus I hate his wife and always talk shit about her.
Mia: I will check with Candice and see if she heard anything. I'm on the way out now to talk with Toddy to see what we can do about you and Austin.
J Mont: I don't got time to worry about Austin #29 right now.
Mia: Well we are concerned about the both of you.
J Mont: Do what you do, but I gotta get ready to meet up with Mac and Kim. We got some business to go over.
[Mia walks by and gives J Mont a kiss. He also leans in and gives Baby G a big kiss. The smile on both of their faces is what keeps J Mont going and doing what he does. Providing and Protecting his family is very important to him. As Mia leaves with Baby G, the broken glass on the floor is still there.]
J Mont: Outlaws, this glass symbolizes what I'm going to do to you. I'm going to shatter your jaws, dreams and careers. Good luck figuring out a way to put it all back together afterwards.
[J Mont walks out of the kitchen leaving the mess for the moment, but come Monday night, everything will be cleaned up in that ring and J Mont will stand tall and The Hostile Takeover will officially be on its way.]
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