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Post by Osh Vaughan on May 11, 2023 10:07:08 GMT
tag team match
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Post by The Mechanics on May 13, 2023 17:11:07 GMT
Time Stamp
Saturday, may 12th 10:27 am
Location: Superior, Wisconsin
[The scene opens on an old brick and mortar building with a sleek black, big block white lettered sign that reads "W & D Automotive Repair Shop" on the flat top roof.]
[The camera transitions to inside the repair shop and the sound of a DeWalt 20V Max XR Lithium-Ion Cordless Impact Wrench reverberates off the inner walls of the building as we see the final lug nut drilled into a wheel stud.]
[We pull back slightly to see Zeb Webb standing up tall and turning to greet the camera with a smirkish smile. His face covered with a mixture of oil, grime and good old fashioned, hard working sweat. Wiping the brow with the back of his stained hands, Webb rubs both palms down the chest of his mechanic coveralls, leaving behind a pair of dirty hand prints.]
Zeb Webb: I love this drill it's like my third leg because it has 700 foot-pounds of maximum fastening rotational force and 1,200 foot-pounds of nut-busting torque!
[Drew Donahue slides out from under the vehicle on a Mechanic's dolly with a socket wrench in hand and shoots a puzzled look towards his partner.]
Drew Donahue: Nut busting torque?! Is that pillow talk or shop talk??
Zeb Webb: Can't it be both.
[Drew Donahue ponders in thought and shrugs it off and then slides back under the vehicle while Zeb Webb returns his focus back to the camera.]
Zeb Webb: My blue collar is just like the hard earned dollar, it doesn't change color. Everything we got? (Proudly glances around with arms extended as if to show off the fruits of their labor) Was earned through hard work and that won't change now that The Mechanics are set to debut in IIW. First on the docket is stabby Joe and the B.U.M. squad. Now I'll be honest, being the the new kids on the block...
(Random singing is suddenly heard coming from the undercarriage of the vehicle in repair.)
Drew Donahue: WHOA OH UH OH OH, WHOA OH UH OH, WHOA OH UH OH OH, THE RIGHT STUFF, OOH YEAH!!
(Zeb Webb cracks a smile.)
Zeb Webb: That's right we got the right stuff baby, like double stuffed Oreos and just like fine wine, we're only going to get better with time. So the poor posse better get ready because they're gonna get a taste of what the mechanics can do inside that ring soon enough.
[Zeb Webb grabs a red shop towel, wiping his hands on it before throwing the now dirty rag over the camera, fading us to black.]
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Post by The B.U.M Squad on May 14, 2023 19:13:27 GMT
Stabby Joe and P.C. McGhee were a pair of bumbling professional wrestlers who couldn't seem to win a match if their lives depended on it. They were scheduled to face off against the fearsome duo of Mechanics, but as luck would have it, they found themselves locked in the washroom before the match.
As they pounded on the door and shouted for help, the surly sarcastic janitor, Charlie Schmidt, arrived on the scene.
"What's going on in there?" he grunted.
"We're trapped! The door won't open!" cried Stabby Joe.
Charlie rolled his eyes. "You two are always getting into trouble. Hold on, let me see if I can help."
He tried to open the door, but it was no use. Suddenly, he heard a loud thump and a muffled curse. He turned to see Stabby Joe holding his foot in pain.
"What happened?" asked P.C. McGhee.
"I accidentally kicked the toilet. It's fine," replied Stabby Joe.
Just then, they heard a crash and a plant fell from the shelf, knocking over a bottle of cleaning fluid.
Stabby Joe, always the impulsive one, reached for his knife to try to cut the plant loose, but he accidentally stabbed it instead.
"Oops," he said, looking sheepish.
Charlie shook his head in disbelief. "You're lucky that was just a plant. Come on, let's get out of here before you cause any more damage."
With Charlie's help, they finally managed to escape from the washroom and made their way to the arena. Stabby Joe was still nursing his injured foot, but he was determined to put on a good show for the crowd.
"Hey, Charlie, you ever think about becoming a wrestler?" he asked.
Charlie just shook his head and muttered, "I've got enough problems dealing with you two."
“Come on PC McGhee! We need to go defeat the Mechanics now and work our way to getting that glorious gold belt.. just think how much money we could make if we melted it and sold it for parts!”
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Post by The Mechanics on May 17, 2023 5:16:10 GMT
[Charlie Schmidt is hard at work inside the host arena for Mayhem using his expertise to masterfully mop the floor when the surly man feels a hand unexpectedly touch his shoulder. Charlie quickly spins around with the mop in a ready to strike position when he sees Drew Donahue and Zeb Webb of the Mechanics with both of their hands up.]
Drew Donahue: WHOA! Hey now. Take it easy buddy. We come in peace."
(Double D throws up a double peace sign to drive the point home ✌️ ✌️)
Charlie: "I'm not your buddy, guy." Janitor Schmidt said sarcastically.
Drew Donahue: "I'm not your guy, friend!"
Charlie: "I'm not your frien-..." [ Zeb Webb sees this conversation is going in circles and quickly interrupts in an attempt to get things back on track.)
Zeb Webb: Alright, okay we get it. You have a job to do and don't want to be bothered when you are working so that you can get this place spic and span before showtime.
Drew Donahue: Nicely done by the way.
(Double D gives a double thumbs up of approval 👍 👍 which gets him a sideways stare in return from the custodian.)
Zeb Webb: Look we aren't here to cause you problems. Infact, we brought gifts for you and the B.U.M. Squad. A piece offering, if you will. Wait right here and we'll be back quicker than a speeding ticket. Double D let's go grab the merch.
[Zeb Webb follows Drew Donahue out of the door. A few seconds pass and the two 300+ pounders return each carrying a white foam ice chest with "The Mechanics" written in bold blue font lettering. A black trash bag filled with swag rests on top of said cooler. Zeb Webb sets the ice chest he's holding down at the feet of Charlie Schmidt AKA the janitor then digs into the black bag of swag, pulling out one item at a time.]
Zeb Webb: What do we got here? ( A pair of round objects are shown with "The Mechanics" emblem emblazoned into the cork material.)
Drew Donahue: "COASTERS! OOH YEAH! NO RINGS!! (Wiggling his finger as if to suggest rings are a no-no☝️) [ Zeb Webb reaches back into the swag bag and pulls out a blue shop towel with "The Mechanics" logo centered onto the fabric, draping it over the janitors left shoulder.]
Zeb Webb: Shamwow has nothing on this. That towel will clean up any mess made lickity split.
Drew Donahue: Just like that! (Snaps fingers 🤌)
Zeb Webb: But wait, there's more!
[Z-Dub retrieves a "Mechanics" key chain with a bottle cap opener attached with "The Mechanics" etched into the metal.]
Drew Donahue: That's not all! We saved the best for last, OOH YEAH!
[Double D pops the ice chest lid off to reveal a 12 pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon. Z-Dub pats the lid on the cooler resting at his feet.]
Zeb Webb: "There's the same thing in this second ice chest for Stabby Joe and PC McGhee along with a roast beef and meatball marinara sandwich. We know how the B.U.M. Squad has been down on their luck lately but at least they won't leave empty handed now after we mop the floor with them on Mayhem. Ain't that right Drew?"
Drew Donahue: "OOH YEAH!"
[The Mechanics exit the scene quickly as they and the Janitor dips the mop in the bucket and resumes cleaning the white tile floor as we fade to black.]
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