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Post by Osh Vaughan on Mar 21, 2021 1:14:34 GMT
Tag Title Round 1 Ryan Hawkins and Chris Nitro vs Bum Squad vs Chris and Ryan beat the shit out of each other at the KKND PPV, but they have signed up to the tag tournament and they take on the B.U.M Squad this week looking to continue their surprisingly good start to the federation
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Post by Deleted on Mar 21, 2021 15:03:19 GMT
The camera flickers on as the scene cuts open to the IIW medical room. Dr.Homes is seen looking over Ryan Hawkins shoulder as his brother Chris is seen sitting in a chair next to them. He's curious looking at the diagram that shows the female diagram.
Dr.Homes snaps his fingers at Chris.
Dr. Homes: Stop being a pervert sir, I'm sure a man of your age has seen plenty or maybe not.
Chris: You got the wrong idea, doc. I've never seen the diagram before but trust me, I've been in plenty.
Chris smirks as he smacks Ryan on his injured shoulder that is tapped up damaged from the Boiler Match. Ryan slams his fist into the medical bed as he speaks.
Ryan: What the hell is wrong with you? Can you not see my shoulder is injured, and I'm tired of listening to you two argue. I'm still replaying the events in my head from the Boiler Match to see where I went wrong, and it's hard to focus on when you won't stop your bickerings.
Dr.Homes: Next time, you should duck when someone swings an object at you, but anyway, your good to go. You've just received some bruises. I've got to check on another patient.
Dr.Homes walks out the door leaving the two brothers in the room as Chris breaks the silence.
Chris: You know I hate to say it but you losing this match is a blessing in disguise.
Ryan: Like hell it is!
Ryan stands up, balling up his fist with the intent to strike his brother.
Chris: So are you going to hit me? Look at you all beating up, shoulder wrapped up, and you choose to fight. This is why you lost Ryan because you're full of yourself. You don't think, and that's why Rogue out smarter you and Nitro tonight, but as I said, this was a blessing because now you can look in the mirror and see your flaws, and now with my help, we will restart your path to the top in IIW. You staying in the Hardcore division was never going to help you do that.
Ryan loses his fist and rubs his head as he thinks over what Chris just said.
Ryan: You make some excellent points, and yes, maybe I was getting lost in a maze, so to speak, going after that Hardcore Championship. I just wanted to be a champion, so bad No! I needed to be The Hardcore Champion to prove I've belonged.
Chris: And you don't think you've proved that since you been IIW? Longest reigning IIW Hardcore Champion and multiple time Hardcore Champion but that was just your stepping stone, brother, to get your name out, and it's out there. Twitter is blowing up, and the Boiler Match is trending. You may have lost the match, but your momentum is still growing.
Ryan: So what's next since you have all the answers?
Chris: Tag Team Championship!
Ryan: So you want us to team up and make a run at the Tag Team Titles?
Chris: Oh no, I've got business of my own that I've worked out with Bob Mitchell, and you'll be seeing him soon too, but this man will be your partner.
The door opens up as Chris Nitro walks in ribs wrapped up from the injuries he suffered in the boiler match. He steps forward and begins to speak.
Nitro: I know what you think; why team-up? I say why not. We may think of went to war for the Hardcore Championship, and both came up short and let Rogue getaway, but I see an opportunity for two of the most brutal bastards in IIW to take a swing at the Tag Team Titles, and I say we can hit a home run.
Ryan: We have beaten the hell out of each other for the last couple of weeks, but I've always respected you, so if I'm going to team up with someone is going to be you.
They shake hands as they stare intensely for a moment. Chris hopes up and claps his hands.
Chris: I'm so glad you two agreed because this would've been awkward when I told you that I already had you two booked for Mayhem to take on the B.U.M squad in the Tag Team tournament.
Ryan: So I cross paths with them again. I've already proved to be a better man than PC Mcghee when I beat him last Mayhem, and Stabby Joe won't be a problem for you.
Nitro: That is true, and they aren't as talented as us, but we must not underestimate their tag team experience they have over us. They know each other better than we do.
Chris: See, this is why I knew you two would work out; now let's get out of here and get you two ready for next week. I see some future champions in front of me.
Chris opens the door letting Nitro and Ryan walk out as the scene goes dark and the camera cuts off.
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Post by Chris 'Monday Night' Nitro on Mar 21, 2021 18:03:04 GMT
A trash can is filled with blood soaked rags and peices of torn off skin. Nitro is sitting in a chair finishing bandaging himself up.
Nitro - Well I guess I talked a good game. A better game than I presented last night that's for sure. Then the asshole who won just drops the title to further rub it in. Clearly he was the best person to put into a hardcore title match. That's fantastic booking if I must say so myself. Let's book someone in a hardcore title match when they clearly don't care about the title. I guess that's why this place has closed a handful of times. Mismanagement at its finest. We had a knock down drag brawl for the hardcore title and this week 2/3rds of us are in the tag team tournament. It's not even a hardcore tag title match. Cool I guess that makes sense. But I'm a just a rookie here with no power so I will go where the booking sheet tells me to i guess.
Nitro stands ups and puts his shirt back on. He is finished cleaning himself up.
Nitro - Ryan Hawkins we went to war last night. We beat the snot out of eachother and somehow we both walked away from the match. I never intended on that happening but here we are. The fact that you took so much pain last night makes me respect you. You stood toe to toe with me and traded blows all night. That makes you good in my book. Not many people would be willing to enter a boiler room with ropes in it apparently and take the beating we both did. I guess if I need to team up to do a non hardcore series of matches I'm glad it's with you. Just know this man I can't promise I'm going to follow all the rules. I'm not one to play nice all the time. The only part of this tag team idea I actually like is having you in the same corner this time. That will probably save me a few years on my career man. I actually feel bad for the other "tag teams" because we are going to hurt them. We are going to break them.
Nitro walks over to his locker and starts packing up his left over weapons.
Nitro - B.U.M squad huh. Wow you guys look like a couple of winners. Why would you want to name yourself after homeless people. Is that how highly you value one and other. That's absolutely ridiculous boys. You need to step your game up that's for sure. I'm not entirely sure you belong in the same ring as Hawk and myself. It's clear who the better men are and come Meyhem we are going to beat you lifeless. It's really cute you got added to the tag tournament but it will end up being a nightmare for you. When you get to the ring at Meyhem you better be ready for a fight because that's what we are doing. I'm pissed off I lost in the boiler room and you 2 fucking morons will be the first ones to stand infront of me. That's not a good position for you to be in. I am coming to the ring to hurt someone in 2 weeks and that someone is you 2 idiots. Your time in IIW has been a joke, you have made zero impact and will never either. It's actually a slap in the face for Hawk and I to have to face you.
Nitro waves his hand to signal he is done talking to the camera crew as the scene fades to black.
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Post by Benz on Mar 21, 2021 19:40:23 GMT
Within seconds of the ref counting three; counting Benz’s shoulders to the mat ‘Champagne’ Dwayne Dealins is dragging Power Trip out of the arena and into a waiting limo. Two men watch them leave.
Amid the garbage, tossed away just like society has tossed them; are Joseph Burns and Patrick McGee. The duo are colloquially known as B.U.M. Squad, because they are clearly bums and the like to Beat Up Men, but mainly because they’re homeless and smell pretty bad.
Stabby Joe: Told ya.
Days later back at the very same dumpster our fragrant friends are on their cardboard mattresses, with cardboard and plastic wrapped around them. P.C. McGee finishes another can of Tennent’s Super, adding a belch for good measure. Joe is looking at his phone, which unbelievably has not been cancelled by the owner the big Scot liberated it from.
Stabby Joe: We got another match Paddy. It seems were part of the tag team tournament, all thanks to Benz and his ability to be $hit with contracts we’re still tied to this place.
PC: At least we can get some better beer, and maybe food that wasn’t left in a bin. Who do we have to beat up? The incestuous cowboys? Flippy Flops Backflips dudes? Oh, is it The Monster dude and his frog-faced friend?
SJ: No, at least they’re proper team despite. We have to face two men who fought at KKND and now are best buds. Just like we used to be with Benz before he dumped us again and joined back up with Dwayne.
PC: You sound like a wee lassie who lost her crush, ya big girls’ blouse. Benz got ripped off again. We have to focus on our match. We’ve been here before. We win we get more money; we get more money we get to live another week. I saw the match announcement earlier. Saw our opponents mouthing off too.
They want to be in this match even less than us. Nit-hawk as I like to call them don’t seem to take us seriously fella.
SJ: That’s ok I don’t take us seriously either. Let’s face it who would. They just see who we’ve become. They don’t see the life we lived; the life that makes us more dangerous than they know. We’re invisible to most people. We’re human trash, left in the gutter, people choose not to see us. They don’t want to realise how privileged they are.
Hawkins and Nitro get to sleep in a comfy bed in an expensive house. They get at least three-square meals a day, hit the gym, get a hot shower and kiss their loved one’s goodnight. We get scraps to eat, a dumpster to live under and trash for a bed.
They want to win… we need to win! We can just stand back and let them fight each other and pick the bones of the loser.
PC: Like that KFC Bargain Bucket we found last week. I sucked those bones dry.
SJ: That wasn’t the first time you’ve done that.
Both men mug to the camera while pointing finger guns. It needed a laugh track or at least a wah wah from a trombone. Their smiles drop as four shadows fall over them. Two bald men flank a large snobby looking man with a white Stetson. Half a step behind them stands the final member of their party, a well-built black man with wild hair. He is the first to speak.
Hey losers, where is Benz? He owes my boss here a lot of money. Dealins’ promised big things and your boy dropped the ball then vanished. When he climbs out of whatever sewer he’s hidden in and crawls back to…. Whatever this shit hole is… tell him he is in big trouble; Louis Beauregard Johnson, my boss wants payback on his investments.
Joe and Paddy seem non-plussed. The big knife in Joe hand probably helps.
PC: I suggest your four move along. The IIW arena has camera everywhere. Assaulting two poor men minding their own business wont help LBJ stocks and shares. Yeah, we know who you are. We haven’t seen Benz for weeks. He’s probably back in the gutter now that CDD has took the money and run. We have a match to prepare for, so before my friend gets Stabby and messes up your cowboy hat I suggest you mosey on. The James Gang are around here someone, go find them. We’ll be seeing them real soon once we beat Nit-Hawk.
LBJ: Be seeing you boys real soon. If Benz has gone, I guess you’re next in line to pay up. Good luck at Mayhem, ill be watching.
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Post by Benz on Mar 26, 2021 21:24:04 GMT
Benz: Just give me one reason why not? Standing in their usual stomping (and sleeping) grounds James Beneveti, known to his million (and millions) of fans as Benz, Stabby Joe Burns and Paddy PC McGee are arguing. Joe: Are ye $hittin’ me pal? One reason?!?! I’m the one that needs one reason… one reason not tae take me blade an’ stick it in ya ribs. Uneasy on his feet because he just finished huffing glue PC McGee steps between the pair of former friends. PC: Benz ya tw@t, every time yer start winning you take off. Let that rat Dealins brainwash you and leave us behind. Every time he spends your money then runs when your hot streak is over.
An’ what happened this time when Anthony “I believe my own hype” Phoenix beat you? Oh yeah Dwayne ran and now these LBJ guys are looking for you. When they couldn’t find you they came to us. One shove sends McGee on his arse, Joe steps past his friend to get to Benz Joe: In short Benz… F@ck off. The two men stare at each other. Realising Joe is as stubborn as he is stabby Benz decides discretion is the better part of valour and leaves. Joe: Im f@ecking raging… I cannae wait until Mayhem im gonna kick the livin’ $hit out of Nit-Hawk. Those pretty boys are gonna wish they stayed fighting each other over that crappy hardcore title. Lets make this a real fight tae remember Paddy.
Lets show ‘em what hardcore is. We can beat the piss outta the two d!ckheads Having upgraded from glue to paint Paddy is busy, with a snort and a loud whoooo he musters up enough sense to reply. PC: yeah!!!!Stood just around the corner Benz looks like a poor little puppy. Sad Hulk music plays as he walks away. As a shadow falls over him Benz stops. Joe Barone- Hey… wanna team up? Benz: Yeah End scene
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Post by Chris 'Monday Night' Nitro on Mar 27, 2021 17:45:29 GMT
The scene opens to a smokey bar room. NITRO and Hawkins are sitting at the bar each with a bottle of whiskey next to them.
NITRO - You catch that promo from B.U.M squad man what a fucking joke that was.
Hawkins - Yeah man that was something else alright.
NITRO - I really thought B.U.M was an acronym for something. I know they claim it's something like beat em up or something. But it would appear it's not though and these 2 guys are legit bums. They hang out in dumpsters and eat from them. I almost feel like it's some kind of hate crime to stomp them out. Didn't that bum fights dude get in a lot of trouble for that.
Hawkins - Yeah I think he went to jail for all that bum fights stuff.
NITRO - Greattttttt. Well i guess that's just just a chance we are going to have to take at Mayham. I can't believe they had the balls to say aren't a real team. Just because we have beaten the crap out of eachother a few times doesn't mean we aren't a good team.
Hawkins - I don't feel you truly know a person untill you fight them. That's how you know what a person is made of.
NITRO - I agree with you 100% man. We are a fantastic and very real tag team. We know exactly how far eachother will go to get what we want. We are both already very decorated champions here. What are you like 19 time hardcore champion so some shit.
Hawkins - It's like 6 or 7 yeah. We can't really call ourselves decorated when we have only won a 24/7 hardcore title. We need to step our game up and add some titles.
NITRO - Thats exactly what we are doing right now. We are in the tag title tournament now and let's be honest there is no other team out there that's more ready than we are. Look at us we are born champions. Grated we may be a bit battered and a tad broken from all the years of hardcore wrestling but we are ready to make the next step to grab those tag titles man.
Hawkins - We really are. These 2 bums stand absolutely no chance against us come Mayhem. It's kind of sad actually. You're right it almost does feel like a hate crime.
NITRO - I know man it's wild. These are basically 2 legit homeless men we are going to beat the hell out of. They are running their mouths and asking for it so I will bring the hate to them if that's what they really want.
Hawkins - They want the match to be hardcore. They must be far crazier than we thought. They have seen how crazy we can get. I think they have some kind of death wish.
NITRO - I agree man. I mean if I lived in a dumpster and had to scronge for food I would also want to die so I guess it tracks. But if they want to make it hardcore we can absolutely make it hardcore.
Hawkins - We probably would have done that anyway to be honest.
NITRO - OH we absolutely would have but they asked up for it so now it's on them. When we hurt them no one can say they didn't deserve it. The real question is how far to we take it on Mayhem.
Hawkins - They called us out and said they wanted to get hardcore with it. We need to step up. We need to go very hard now because anything else would make us look like fools.
NITRO - No I don't want to look like a fool that's for sure.
Hawkins - Exactly my point neither do I.
NITRO - I will bring my cart then and we can decide on the fly what we want to use to inflict pain. I have annarray of stuff. Lots of fun goodies I can use to inflict all sorts of pain. There might be close to 50 instruments of pain in my cart.
Hawkins - I'm fully aware of that Nitro.
NITRO - HA yeah thats right. I just don't get why these 2 would call us out and want to make this a hardcore match. They where already at a disadvantage coming into this match. Looks at us we are at the top of of game and moving up the ranks here. They are barely holding on as it is. Then they want to make it hardcore. They have a 0.0% chance of winning. It's just not fair now. We are going to absolutely destroy these dudes.
Hawkins - We definitely are but ask and you shall receive right. They simply asked us to take this match to the next level and we will happily answer.
NITRO - I still can't believe they called us a fake team. I know they didn't say exactly that but it a very real sense they did. We are like Laverne and Shirly, Groot and Rocket, peanut butter and jelly. We are a well oiled tag team machine. We have our sights set on those tag titles. We won't stop till we hold that gold in our hands. We are going to make all of our dreams come true.
Hawkins - Oh no please don't.
NITRO - TOO LATE
Nitro jumps up and stands on his bar stool and starts to sing
We're gonna make it Give us any chance we'll take it Read us any rule we'll break it We're gonna make our dreams come true Doing it our way Nothings gonna turn us back now Straight ahead and on the track now We're gonna make our dreams come true
Doing it our way There is nothing we won't try Never heard the word impossible This time there's no stopping us We're gonna make it
On your mark, get set, and go now Got a dream and we just know now We're gonna make our dreams come true And we'll do it our way yes our way
Nitro takes a bow then jumps down and sits back on the stool.
Hawkins - Your love for old TV sitcoms is maddening sometimes man.
NITRO - Not just old sitcoms, all sitcoms. But tell me that doesn't make the most sense for us. It's almost like it was written for us. It's perfect.
Hawkins - You're not wrong but I don't need to constantly hear you sing.
NITRO - Well get used that. I have the voice of an angel and everyone needs to hear it.
Hawkins - Agree to disagree I guess.
NITRO - Hey we may be a tag team and a damn good one if I must say so. That doesn't mean I won't break one of these bottles over your head right now. You're lucky you don't have that hardcore title anymore man I would have taken it from you right here.
Hawkins - You're the lucky one Chris becssue that would have been a huge mistake on your part.
NITRO - My turn ha ha agree to disagree. At the end of the day we will both keep competing for the hardcore title and no matter how many times we attempt to end eachother it will make us stronger as a team.
Hawkins - In a weird way it will. That's not good for B.U.M squad or any other team in the tournament.
NITRO - No it's not good at all. Just think if we are winning to kill eachother on a very regular basis imagine what we will do to people we don't like. The stakes a very high for this tournament. We are going to crown the new tag champs. The first set of champs for the revival of the IIW. That could be huge for us. We will cement our names in the history books.
Hawkins - Right where they belong.
NITRO - Exactly my friend. We are building something big here. You and I are going to take the tag titles, your brother is going to take the international title. The Purge is quickly becoming a force in the IIW and I love every second of.
Hawkins - We are letting people know who we are and we are not to be taken lightly. Anyone that stands in our way will be swiftly dealt with that's a guerentee.
NITRO - You're damn right they will be. B.U.M Squad you 2 are the first ones to feel that pain. You stand no chance of advancing to the next round. We are more than ready to deal with you and toss you right back into that dumpster you call a home. You guys are a joke and for some reason Benz has kept you around for a while now. I think that's exactly everything we need to know about him as a person. Or maybe why you guys keep hanging around if you barely eat and sleep in trash. You guys ain't right in the head that's for damn sure.
Hawkins - Not wrong there.
NITRO - I'm never wrong ever.
Hawkins looks directly into camera
Hawkins - Wrong literally all the time.
NITRO - REGUARDLESS come mayhem your living conditions will feel like 5 star compared to the beating we will gove you. You 2 ass clowns are going to wish you never stopped cuddling in that dumpster of yours. Try and be ready for us but the purge doesn't stop for anything. No matter how ready you think you are wrong very wrong. See you clowns at Mayham.
Nitro pours a shot for him and Hawkins. They cheers and fire them down. Hawkins beings to pour 2 more as the scene fades to black.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 28, 2021 3:56:34 GMT
As the camera flickers on, we see Ryan Hawkins and Chris Nitro walking down the streets of Manchester's Moss Side, both man wearing a black shirt that reads Purge on front and wearing black straight leg jeans as Ryan smokes on a cigar why Chris Nitro pushes a cart down the street with them. The pavement they walk on has cracks-in it that you can see from a mile away. The streets are littered with trash, and the buildings they pass by are old and beaten down looking. This is the known reputation for Moss Side being a neighbourhood of gangs, gun crime, and homelessness. As the camera circles around the community, it comes back to Nitro and Hawkins. Hawkins takes a pull from his cigar as he inhaled then exhales
Ryan: I’m glad you all could join us, and I hope the B.U.M squad you are watching because you called Nitro and me out, and we didn't take too kindly to that.
Ryan picks up a metal trash can lid and places it in nitro's cart as they keep walking.
Ryan: I saw your video you boys put out; it was quite telling but not of Nitro and me but you two. It seems you two can't decide whether or not to leave Benz alone or not even after he dumped you two for this the first opportunity that came along. So I guess you can say you two are the ones that are showing cracks in the shield.
He kneels and uses a crowbar to lift a piece of cement that has come unhinged in the ground and drops it in Nitros cart as Nitro lights up with an evil intention grin.
Nitro: You bums went off talking smack without getting your facts straight. You say Hawkins and I would end up beating the hell out of each other, which will lead to our downfall that is false. As you see, Hawkins and I only beat the hell out of each other when it comes to the Hardcore Championship, but that's not what's on the line is it? No it's a chance to advance to the next round in the tag team tournament. Unfortunately, for you bums, Ryan and I are on one sick, dirty, evil page! And that's not good for you or anyone involved in this tournament.
You also seem to think Ryan and I come from the same background. Now, why Ryan does come from wealth? I, on the other hand, did not. I don't like to talk about the past, but do know I came from places just like this. I pulled myself out of the gutters and never looked back, but the same can't be said for you, can it...
Ryan stops as he kneels in front of a homeless man with a sign that says, I'll fight for food.
Ryan: Don't worry, my friend, you won't have to fight anymore and soon the Bums won't either.
Ryan puts a few dollars in his pockets and pats it as he gets up and turns back to the camera.
Ryan: Just like that man, you two are also broken down to the point you have to fight for food, and yes, I don't know your struggle, and neither do I care to. I see who you two men are useless people of flesh that would rather embarrass themselves for a check, and Yes, thank God I come from money, but even if I didn't, I would never find myself in your shoes.
I'm built; differently. I strive for excellence, and theirs no way I would've been stuck in the gutter like you two; no, sir, I would've been like my partner here who made it out the Gutter and stayed out.
Ryan throws a led pipe and a stop sign that lays on the ground in the cart.
Ryan: The most significant thing you did say that caught our attention the most was the fact. You guys believe you are more brutal and more dangerous than us. Boys, have you've lost your minds?
That's a trick question. Don't answer that because you two are clearly off your rocker if you think you two losers believe you can best Nitro and me in a wrestling match or a hardcore match. We've set the bar high for everyone else to climb when it comes to hardcore wrestling; if you don't believe me, ask Rogue why he relinquished the belt right away, and he'll tell you he didn't want to deal with Nitro and I again after he barely escaped hell the first time!
But since you open this door, Pure will not take pity on you as Nitro, and I take things to the extreme as we bring this cart of goodies. Come next Monday night, Mayhem; we will show you and everyone else why we are the most dangerous tag team in this tournament as we will prove as we use you two as examples as we cleanse the tag team division of trash like yourself so when the bell sounds and the dust settles, it will be The Purge that passes you by dropping you back off in a dump like this where you belong.
Ryan lites his cigar up and blows smoke in the camera as the scene fades out and goes dark.
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