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Post by Sebastian Hamilton on Jun 4, 2023 19:54:38 GMT
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Post by TJ Alexander on Jun 13, 2023 17:24:19 GMT
(The scene opens up and we see TJ Alexander dressed in street clothes, standing in front of an IIW backdrop)
“How does it feel bruv? How does it feel Cash parading around with that Television championship that you stole from me? How does it feel when you’re prancing into hotel lobbies with that over your shoulder? Do you think that people look at you like a champion or just see you as another face just checking in, because let’s face it Andre Cash since you’ve been champion, what exactly have you’ve done? NOTHING. You’ve not been on interviews or meet and greets you’ve simply gone silent, you’ve ghosted yourself and you’ve hid away from anything and everything. Why is that? Is the pressure already getting to you that you couldn’t handle any meet and greets or interviews from outside of pro wrestling. When I was TV champion, not only was I repping IIW in other companies I was doing everything, I was doing all the fan meets and I was doing media interviews, putting IIW out there for the world to see, but you have not done a single thing of worthy or note.”
(TJ Scoffs)
“And let’s be honest how did you manage to get a TV title shot in the first place? By being a low-life thief, and that’s all everyone will see you as, nothing more than a side-bar champion, a paperweight champion until I reclaim what I shouldn’t lost in the first place, and if I want that TV championship back I’ll have to go to another level in order to reclaim it, because I know that if you can lock in that alpha lock then maybe you’ll sneakily win again, but I will be on another level, I will dig even more deeper in my gut and soul and I will out-do you and sub-due you into folding.”
(TJ smirks)
“Andre Cash I know what you’re gonna spew out of your mouth bruv, I know that you’re gonna say you’ve been a better champion than I was, that you’re a real man’s champion, but all that is false bravado, same with your over-plumped over-sized muscles that you seem to be proud off, I see a man that has over-used steroids in the gum bruv, whereas me, I’m all natural in every way, and when we meet at civil unrest I am gonna’ be fully focused and prepared for everything you have to offer Andre Cash, but you are in for a surprise, see unlike you I know how to keep relevant and real, I know how to adapt and I know when I can change, unlike you who’s a robot, you’re arsenal of moves will be studied and I will have the flaws in them to expose you, but what are you gonna do bruv? Are you gonna be able to keep up with me when I change everything, I don’t need to do the same old sticks, but when I step in the ring at civil unrest, it’s not the TJ Alexander of weeks ago, a new TJ Alexander is standing in front of you. A new TJ Alexander who knows his worth and his worth is being TV champion and in the future GLOBAL champion, I know my worth, but you there’s a dozen of you on the independents or in the gyms all over the world, if the company is looking for an over-sized steroid using freak.”
(TJ smiles)
“Andre Cash I hope that you’ve been getting in front of the mirror and enjoying the view with my TV championship over your shoulder, I hope you have held that near and dear to your heart because when I take it from you, when I rip it from your chunky big arse hands I hope it hurts, like it did to me. When you took and stole my TV championship, it was like a knife in the gut, I hope to do the same. I hope not only do I plunge a knife in your stomach but I hope I put a nail in the coffin for you, and you’ll realise that when you beat me it was just a blip. A blip that should never of happened, I will get back my TV championship and I will show the world that I am the better champion, while I hold that TV title in high regard and close to my heart, you have worn it like an accessory, like a cheap plastic fake gold watch you wear, or a cheap arse gold necklace. Andre Cash you better take a deep breath and a sigh of relief because when I take that TV title back the responsibility of that TV title will no longer be on your shoulders.”
(TJ pauses)
“Andre Cash the reckoning is coming and it’s me, I am gonna’ fuck you up, that title is coming back to me and it’s gonna’ be glorious. Andre Cash the spew and sewage that you’re gonna’ come out and say will not affect me...nothing will. I am ready right the fuck now but you’re lucky it’s in a few days time. Andre Cash there’s nothing on this earth that will stop me so you better get use to empty hands because you won’t be holding that TV title anytime soon.”
(TJ smiles)
“So Cash bring out all the none-sense and spew that you’ll try and spin but the fact of the matter is there’s no hope for you, not even a little.”
(Scene ends)
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Post by Andre Cash on Jun 16, 2023 19:00:39 GMT
*The scene opens up on Andre sleeping in his gigantic bed, the Television title is seen on the dresser behind him. Jordyn Moss walks in and shakes him awake.*
Jordyn: Dre, you need to wake up…I know you’ve been training for this match, but you really need to talk about TJ Alexander and your TV Title match.
Andre: *still waking up* what, why, I’ve beat that fool already, I don’t need to concern myself with the British Blowjob Artist or his overinflated sense of importance.
Jordyn: *rolls her eyes* it’s in your contract, you have to say something at least once a month…you’re already past that deadline, you’ve been fined, I’m just trying to save you money so you can buy your mom that house.
Andre: You’re right, alright, give me a bit to get ready, then we’ll head somewhere…I have an idea. Oh, and, pull up TJ’s promo for the drive, it’ll at least be a bit more entertaining that hearing the congress talking about attendance.
Jordyn: Got it.
*The shot fades to black*
*The scene opens up with Andre walking in a peach orchard. He’s walking around the orchard with the Television Title around his waist…suddenly he stops and pulls a peach off of a tree.*
Here you go, TJ, since you LOVE to try and pick the low hanging fruit. *Andre tosses the peach off screen* Seriously…who the fuck do you have nudes of to keep getting these shots because it seems like, no matter what you do, you always get another opportunity…when you lose a title, you should be put at the back of the line, but not you, TJ, you get right back up and you get another shot…You love to bring up that I stole the TV title, you love to bring up that I made this championship a million times more relevant in ONE action than you did the entire time you were champion, but somehow that’s a bad thing, somehow that makes me lesser than you in your mind…TJ, let’s be honest here…you lost, I beat your ass and took your title, and all you could say is the same old bullshit you said before… “You’re overgrown, you roided out, muscle head, go back to the indies…” TJ, I want you to take a moment and look at your bookings, take a look at what you’re currently doing…you’re taking your scrawny ass to every indy that will hire you, you want to be the big fish in the little pond…you want all the promoters to big you up and talk about you like you’re the biggest star in the world…when in reality, there may be dozens of me on the indies, but there’s thousands of you…the overhyped “star” who is known for being so hard working, so confident in their ability, but in reality, they’re just good at overinflating their importance just enough to make them seem important. You are nothing more than a copy of every indy star I’ve beaten in my career…but that’s fine, because I’ve made a career out of shattering egos and winning belts…and… *he looks down at the TV Title* Would you look at that, I’m already holding a belt, so I guess all that’s left is to put you in your place and prove that the “Game Changer” is stuck so far in the past that he might as well be the Atari.
But, I will give you some credit, you were right, I haven’t been doing interviews, I haven't been doing meet and greets, I’ve been traveling internationally to promote myself because THAT’S what champions do! Champions travel the world and get their promotion on the map, but you wouldn’t know shit about that…you’re so self-important that you don’t even realize that I’ve been off trying to get an event started in Japan, or maybe even having IIW run in the Tokyo Dome, I’ve been an AMBASSADOR, rather than just a rassler doing media…I’ve been making this company seem like the biggest deal in the world because, with me on top, it will be. I don’t need to promote my media appearances, I don’t need to promote my tours, the people who know greatness will follow me, and they have…but that’s not what you want to hear, right, you’d rather I see you as a threat because you ran your mouth…because you decided to…*fake gasp* talk. *Andre fanes pain* oh dear, TJ Alexander talked again…but, *he wipes a fake tear* like a bitch who eats prunes and granola for breakfast…it’s the same shit, different day! “Renna, renna, I’m gonna regain my title because I’m too good, blah, blah, blah,” TJ, I want to remind you that…I BEAT YOUR ASS ALREADY! I am the Television Champion because I beat you in the middle of that ring…CLEAN! I have put you down before but I guess this is the Walking Dead because…here you are again…it really shouldn’t surprise me…I mean, you might need a tic-tac since your breathe probably smells like semen, since you’re obviously doing some *he shakes his hand in a masturbatory gesture* “extracurricular” activities to be back in my face so soon after being beaten!
But that’s okay, I have no problem beating your ass for a little extra dough. I have no problem beating you so bad that you’re stuck looking like Sloth from The Goonies…but I do want to warn you of one thing…If you want to talk about Andre Cash, I suggest you learn how to speak proper english…out here sounding like a Peaky Blinders Character with marble mouth…you need to learn how to put RESPECT on my name because, with me as champion, this company is making more money, and with more money, they can pay all the boys better…you’re out here claiming you know what makes this company important…then I’ll gladly show you what’s going to happen at Civil Unrest.
*Andre grabs another peach and smashes it*
You’re going to be flying back to the UK in a bodybag…and I’ll be flying back to Georgia with the Television Championship. Bring whatever “reckoning” you’re promising because I reckon, there’s no chance in hell that you’re walking out with this belt…
History is written by those who witness greatness…And after Civil Unrest, they will write…
And STILL IIW Television Champion…Andre Fucking Cash!
Believe that, bitch!
*The scene fades to black and is replaced with the match graphic of TJ vs Andre. After a beat, a voice over can be heard*
This message has been brought to you by Alpha Enterprises and is approved by the reigning and defending IIW Television Champion, Andre Cash…and please remember…
Fuck TJ Alexander!
*Fades to black*
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