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Post by Tristian King on Jun 20, 2023 13:28:02 GMT
Match One Tag Team Tournament Semifinals Standard Tag Team Match The Mecca (Bam Miller and Kim Pain) vs The Syndicate (Black And Gold) Kevin Watkins and Hardcore Jono (with Sabrina Masters)
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Post by Mr. Tees on Jun 29, 2023 10:48:13 GMT
Dimly lit funeral home, appears to be totally empty and dead quiet with the exception of the usual organ type music. There is literally no one present or so it seems and the lighting appears to be a bizarre reddish color. Suddenly, some sort of prayer seems to be recited and repeated over the intercom a number of times as we come upon Kevin Watkins laying motionless in an open casket. Watkins as you can imagine is wearing a black and gold pinstripe suit and has his usual face paint/coloring in the same black and gold scheme.
Intercom Prayer: Dear Heavenly Father, We sincerely repent for all of our past and present sins known and unknown, we are sorry for them all and beg for your mercy and forgiveness. We ask that you cleanse us with the blood of Christ, guide us with the holy spirit and help us turn away from all of our sins, compulsions, vices, addictions and our sinful natures in general. We ask that you forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us and lead us not into temptation but deliver us from evil. In Jesus name we pray…. Amen. This prayer repeats at least two more times as Watkins lays there. It is then that Watkins apparently begins speaking in a voice over style fashion. Watkins is still laying motionless in the casket and obviously is not speaking live.
Watkins: Watkins to the rescue yet again! Once more Hardcore Jono creates fires that I have to put out and messes that I have to clean up. I won that match for us last week Jono, you know it I know it everybody fucking knows it. Much will in all likelihood be the case this week when we face the “Mecca” Kim Pain and Bam Miller. It’s been this way since even before the Infamous “Train Ride From Hell” back in Anarchy Wrestling. Remember that Jono? I sure as shit do and have never forgotten it nor will I.
There is a brief pause as the above prayer repeats over the intercom yet again before Watkins’ voice comes back. Watkins: You were responsible for four out of five incidents on that train ride; shaving someone’s eyebrows, pissing in someone’s bag, shitting in someone else’s suitcase, ejaculating in someone’s salad, shaving off half of someone’s beard and half of their head. Hell you did everything except walk around with your erect penis hanging out asking “who wants some of this?” That was that other piece of shit Rick Tees who I’m more than thrilled to have completely out of my life. I was innocent on all counts, but was fired anyway and sent packing just for being in the company of you two idiots. I’ve been involved in many fights and altercations because of you, you’d start shit with people and they’d come after me for being your partner. One guy even fired a gun at me because you were sleeping with his wife. You’re a real asshole Jono and never even so much as ever gave me a “thank you” for any of it. I’ll tell you one thing, you let me down again in anyway or cause me anymore trouble I’ll take your ass out personally. I still consider you a prime suspect along with that other asshole whose name I’d rather not speak for that recent string of bizarre attacks at my experience. I put nothing past you Jono. But remember this, I’m a man and a half and you’re just half a man. This is why you are my partner in what apparently seems to be a mixed tag team match against a man and a woman in case you were wondering. I’m more of a man than you could ever hope/dream of being. Watkins: Speaking of which Bam Miller You’ve got the kind of face I love to punch and I’m going to be punching the shit out of it. And Kim Pain, I’m all for women’s equality and equal rights. All I’ll see when I look across the ring is opposition, someone standing in my way between me and the end goal which is to win at any and all costs. I couldn’t care less if it’s a man, woman, child or dog, anything standing in my way is getting run the fuck over! Simple as that. I don’t have to “love” my tag team partner to have exceptional in ring chemistry with them and come up with a winning strategy. It's pretty simple, we’re just going to beat the hell out of you two and since we aren’t getting paid by the hour we’ll finish you off as quickly and as painfully as possible. It’s a means of conserving energy for the next round and the round after that. We didn’t get into this tournament to not win the whole damn thing. We will advance in this round, go on to win the next round and move forward into the finals, win the whole damn thing, get the tag title match and take home the grand prize.
Watkins: Now take that camera crew and get the fuck out of here! This interview is over!
Fade out
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Post by Mr. Tees on Jul 1, 2023 11:22:33 GMT
Hardcore Jono arrives at the funeral home where Watkins is laying motionless in the casket still.
Jono: Hey jerkoff what the fuck are you doing? We’re on a deadline and have to get going here. You know I’m getting sick of you and your weird fucking behavior.
Watkins suddenly gets up and gets out of the casket. Watkins: You know how I prepare for matches. I go into a deep meditation, pretend almost that I’m dead I’ve explained this to you time and time again but you can’t seem to get it through that pea brain of yours.
Jono: Anyway, Masters is outside so move your ass other wise you won’t be “pretending” to be dead you actually will be fucking dead. Watkins: I’ve been dead before moron remember?
Jono: Oh yeah, the alleged “hit” on you that supposedly “succeeded” and yet you are somehow still fucking alive much to my chagrin most of the time. Watkins: It did succeed and I was actually fucking dead putz.
We are taken to some sort of flashback from several years ago where a much handsomer, younger, Kevin Watkins without a face covering was getting into 1972 Gran Torino on a hot summer evening, he had the driver side door open briefly for a moment as he searched for something he dropped on the passenger side, suddenly a man pulled up on a motorcycle. Man: Hey Jono!
Watkins: Who the fuck are you? I’m not Jono. Without saying another word or paying attention to what Watkins said the man fires a single bullet and shoots Watkins in the chest. Watkins doesn’t die instantly so the man pours gasoline on the car and sets it ablaze. The rest is subjective and left to imagination and interpretation regarding whether Watkins got out or actually “died” that night only to later return.
We are now back in the present.
Watkins: That hit was intended for you. I tracked down that gunman after I came back to life and made him talk, he put up quite a bit of resistance but eventually he gave me a name before I sent him to the great beyond, I tracked down the person responsible and sent him there as well all of it was intended for you asswipe don’t ever forget that.
Jono: You’re so fucking weird, honestly I met a lot of weird people but you take the cake as being among the weirdest if not the absolutely weirdest fucking person I’ve ever met. Now let’s get moving.
Fade out after the two leave the funeral home. We are then transported to an old school interview stage in front of a live crowd. “Mr. Wrestling” Tony C comes out to overwhelming boos as he approaches the stage dressed in a three piece, black suit with gold pinstripes, matching black shoes and a golden colored dress shirt with no tie. Carter pays no attention to the fans and has a smug, arrogant expression in his face. Tony C: Ladies and gentlemen and I use that term very, very, very, very loosely given the reaction you’ve given me here in this godforsaken shithole.
The boos get louder.
Tony C: Please allow me to introduce my guests at this time Hardcore Jono and Kevin Watkins, collectively known as “The Syndicate (Black and Gold)” along with their manager the lovely Sabrina “The Pimpstress” Masters.
“The Zoo” by Scorpions plays and Jono and Watkins make their way out sans Sabrina Masters but Brodie Masters is with them.
Tony C: Gentlemen I have to ask where is your lovely manager?
Watkins begins speaking
Watkins: The mistress is a bit under the weather, but come match time you had better believe she’ll be right there with us as she always is. She sent us some of her breast milk to use for preparation.
Tony C: That’s information I did not need now I have a mental image I can’t get out of my head.
Watkins: That sounds like a you problem. A lot of people are into adult breast feeding. I remember at the age of 21 I was told I was “too young” for it, and now more than make up for lost time that I’m older and more mature.
Jono simply gives a weird look, Brodie has no expression at all really it’s a bit like that blank expression Joe Biden usually has like “where in the hell am I?, who am I? what am I doing? etc.”
Brodie Masters actually begins speaking
Brodie Masters: Just a little morning sickness, moodiness more so than usual, nothing to worry about she’ll be fine. Why am I not being booked? That’s more of a question for concern. These other guys have gotten booked multiple times since I’ve been here and I haven’t been booked once in a single match of any kind I’ve been contracted here for over a month.
Jono: Brodie this isn’t the time nor the place stand back and shut up. And not for nothing but there sure are some ugly people in this city.
Crowd boos and starts an "asshole" chant.
Jono: This coming Monday fireworks are going to fly on this July 3rd edition of Mayhem when me and my very, very weird tag team partner head into the semi finals of this tournament to face Bam Miller and Kim Pain. Last week we made examples out of the Mechanics and this week it will be more of the same when we destroy the Mecca. We’ll burn the Mecca to the ground, blow it up and then some. The Mecca won’t even know what hit it and will be nothing but ash when we’ve finished with it. In the words of Sabrina “The Pimpstress” Masters neither member of the Mecca are pimpin shit. This is a case of a make shift, mixed tag team going up against a cohesive unit, although we might not be able to stand one another we have excellent chemistry. He’s a great technical wrestler/all rounder and I’m one hell of a brawler put it all together you have something that is unstoppable.
Watkins then begins speaking
Watkins: The Mecca will fall in defeat and we will advance forward into this tournament. Because
Hardcore Jono and Kevin Watkins: We’re black and gold until we’re dead and cold. So it is written and so it shall come to pass what is the Mecca going to do when the Syndicate (Black and Gold) kicks their ever loving ass? Nothing and like it of course.
Tony C: Well thank you very much gentlemen maybe next time I could actually get some questions in edgewise.
“The Zoo hits again as the three men head to the back to more choruses of boos and jeers.
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