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Post by Tristian King on Jul 4, 2023 10:26:06 GMT
Main Event
Tag Team Tournament Finals
Standard Tag Team Match
The Syndicate (Black And Gold) Kevin Watkins and Hardcore Jono (with Sabrina Masters) vs Malice Intentions Alliance ( M.I.A ) - Jayce Carver & Trent Maddox
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Post by Mr. Tees on Jul 11, 2023 11:15:36 GMT
We begin with someone playing the game Red Dead Redemption. Whoever is playing seems to delight in torturing and killing the shopkeeper Herbert Moon. We watch as they kill Moon in a variety of ways, everything from simply stabbing, beating or shooting Moon to death in his own shop, to kidnapping and hogtying Moon and taking him on horseback to various locations in which he’ll be executed or simply allowed to die. In one instances, he’s placed on train tracks as a train comes barreling down on him running him over and killing him instantly. In another, he is hogtied and tossed into a lake being watched as he drowns, in yet another, he is set on fire by being tossed into a camp fire and then kidnapped and hogtied again this time dying in similar burned to death fashion as fire bottles are tossed at and round him. in another, his store is fire bombed with him inside of it unable to escape in time. In yet another, he’s taken out to a deserted area, has bait thrown around him and is ripped apart by wild predators. In one of the less creative ways, he is hogtied and taken out to a forest and then used for targeting practice with various guns and knives being directed at different parts of his body all at once. In one of the worst, forms of torture Moon is kidnapped, has an opportunity to escape and takes it, only to be killed by having the horse he jumps on shot in the head and dying as a result of the horse crushing him to death as he’s attempting to make a mad dash toward freedom. Yes indeed, if there is a horrible way to die in this game at the hands of demented players the Herbert Moon character has more than likely experienced it all or at least most of it at the hands of this particular sadistic player who seems to have it out for him. We then come upon that particular player who happens to be none other than Hardcore Jono. Jono is dressed in western attire complete with a black cowboy hat with gold trim he begins listening to someone off camera who seems to be doing the bulk of the talking.
Voice: I don’t know how you do it Jono. Your manager is flakey at best, you’re partner doesn’t have both Orrs in the water but yet you keep winning and keep moving forward.
Jono: I don’t know either honestly, I guess I’m just half man, half amazing or maybe the competition is pathetically weak. I mean I’m not even bringing my best and am still wiping up the floor with these people.
Voice: Well this week you have Malice Intentions Alliance ( M.I.A ) – Jayce Carver & Trent Maddox they’ve been winning as well and you’re in the finals against them.
Jono: Just yet another obstacle for me to overcome and I shall. Now I’m two victories away from a tag team championship provided Watkins doesn’t fuck it up. I’m the one holding this all together and making it click like you said the guy’s out to lunch and doesn’t’ have both ORRS in the water. He actually believes he’s “glue” holding this altogether not the case at all. And Masters who even knows where her heads at?
Voice: I think she might be pregnant, but the identity of the father would be the real mystery. Most would assume Brodie, but I hear he shoots blanks and has a micro dick. I mean for such a huge man you’d expect something more than a dick the size of a tick or a perky A cup sized nipple. I heard she’s been with more women than he has in the course of his life and that’s just sad. He was a virgin on their wedding night and she wasn’t, she was the first and the only women he’s been with but she can’t say the same.
Jono kind of laughs the voice seems to disappear and it’s questionable whether it was ever really there at all or just existed in Jono’s psyche. Jono then hears a knock at the door and goes to see who it is only to find there is no one there but his Grubhub order has been left. He received no “on the way” text or anything just an estimated delivery time. He brings the food in and then begins cutting a promo seemingly out of nowhere.
Hardcore Jono: This week we add Malice Intentions Alliance ( M.I.A ) – Jayce Carver & Trent Maddox to the ever growing list of victims on our quest for tag team gold. M.I.A you’ve been impressive against inferior opponents I’ll give you that, but now you’re coming up against the Syndicate (Black and Gold) three people who really can’t stand one another but are a cohesive, well, oiled machine who can stand you even less. We are going to steamroll over you two on route to winning this thing and getting that tag team title shot that should have just been gifted to us in the first place. So it is written and so it shall come to pass what are you going to do M.I.A when the Syndicate (Black and Gold) kicks your ever loving ass?
Fade out.
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Post by Jayce Carver on Jul 11, 2023 21:36:32 GMT
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Post by Jayce Carver on Jul 15, 2023 17:03:43 GMT
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Post by Mr. Tees on Jul 15, 2023 22:15:07 GMT
“Hail To The Chief” is playing over black nothingness, Kevin Watkins than suddenly comes into view wearing a patriotic red, white and blue stars and stripes suit with a matching mask. Watkins is in a simulation of the oval office in the White House. Wasting little time he begins speaking directly to the camera. Watkins: My fellow Americans, tonight will be the night of our victory, our triumph over those crooked and corrupt Canadians known as M.I.A. We will end them once and for all and prove the superiority of the United States of America. Jayce Carver has been repackaged more times than the King’s Fairground Mall. First he was a cowboy who believed himself to be the reincarnation of Jesse James, then he was something/someone else and now this. And Maddox is just along for the ride. Both of them will be taking a ride to the hospital once all is said and done. We are winning this thing and moving onward and upward for we might have our differences, but we are Americans and that makes us superior to anyone and everyone else in the world. I’m a former United States Marine and this in of itself makes me better than any Canadian could ever hope or dream of being. I am owed for my service and will collect by winning this match and advancing to the title opportunity against the Gangsters Of Christ. Carver seems to enjoy flapping his gums and running off at the mouth, but I just hope he enjoys sucking his meals through a straw for the next couple of months. I’m going to stick my fist in his face and my foot in his ass. I’m going to beat the shit out of Maddox as well because when you lay down with dogs you tend to get fleas.
Watkins breaks to take a sip of water. Watkins: I fought against some of the sickest and most sadistic sons of bitches who ever played the game in Anarchy Wrestling, you two ass clowns don’t scare me in the slightest. I don’t know about the two of you, but I can’t stand my partner but we have excellent chemistry he’s the best brawler and I’m the best all arounder put us together and we create an unstoppable force. Which countless others have discovered in this tournament and which these two jokers will learn this coming Monday. You guys have been handed shit because of your good looks and the fact people like you, the looks part will definitely change when we rearrange your faces and nobody likes a loser which you shall be after you fall in defeat to the two of us. We aren’t fucking around here, we’re here to hurt people and win championships. Go head, take us lightly, assume victory even though you’ve never faced us, we couldn’t care less it would make it all the sweeter when we obliterate and eviscerate you two in front of the world in the main event. You’re coming up against two guys who will do absolutely anything to win, we’ll sink to any level, stoop to any low winning isn’t everything it’s the only thing. You guys have been on cloud nine living the dream, but the blinding light of reality is about to slap you right in the face when your tournament hopes and possibly even your careers are ended at the hands of the Syndicate (Black And Gold.) As a great man, the greatest man I know once said “You have been warned and now the bells toll for you and when bells start tolling heads start rolling.” This is your final notice you are finished in this tournament because we are black and gold until we’re dead and cold and you two are not only inferior but Canadians as well. God Bless you all and God Bless America and Americans for we are the world and no other country or peoples matter. Fuck every other nation on Earth America first, America only, Trump 2024 make America sane again. Biden is a braindead dipshit and the epitome of political corruption.
Fade to black with Watkins laughing manically.
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