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Post by Osh Vaughan on Jul 8, 2023 12:24:15 GMT
Hardcore Jono vs eddie Charisma
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Post by Mr. Tees on Jul 12, 2023 11:13:05 GMT
Hardcore Jono is shown fallen asleep during the Kenny Omega vs Wil Osprey match from AEW/NJPW Forbidden Door 2023. Having seen the match countless times, Jono has decided to watch it again but this time fatigue has gotten the best of him and he’s drifted off. He’s awoken by a knock on his door.
Hardcore Jono: Who the fuck is it? What the fuck do you want?
Suddenly we recognize the voice as none other than Tony Carter.
Tony C: It’s me, it’s me, “Mr. Wrestling” Tony C. I’m here for our interview in regards to your match against Eddie Charisma.
Hardcore Jono: Well, get the fuck out of here and come back another time! I’m sleeping and I’d rather be fishing than speaking to you, especially at this moment and I hate fishing with a mother fucking passion.
Tony C: Now see here, I drove all of the way up from South Carolina and cut short a vacation for this, I’m not going anywhere until after this is done so open up or need I knock the fucking door down?
Hardcore Jono: I’d like to see you try… little man. Go head give it a shot make my day.
Suddenly the door seems to be ripped from it’s hinges and removed as a rather large man who looks like a jacked up version of Bane from the Batman franchise comes storming through the door. Except for the generic ski mask this guy looks like he could play Bane or any jacked up, muscle bound freak in any superhero movie.
Hardcore Jono: Holy shit! Who the bloody hell are you?
Tony C: (Smirking) Say hello to my new bodyguard. I have a lot of enemies and people who just don’t show me any respect so out of necessity, I went out and found some protection against those who would do me harm. Now I have things to do and places to be, I don’t want to conduct this interview anymore than you want me to conduct it… but let’s get it over with so we can both get on with our day.
We then if by magic seem to be transported to an interview set of some sort. This set looks like it’s been specially set up for a shit down interview as there are two identical chairs facing across from one another. Tony C is setting up and preparing to sit in one chair while Jono is sitting in the other obviously. Carter takes the lead and begins speaking.
Tony C: Hello again peons, peasants and pissants… it’s me… it’s me. “Mr. Wrestling” Tony C back with you again. And joining me yet again is one of my favorite guests… you know him, you love him or hate him he really doesn’t care Hardcore Jono.
Jono appears to be wearing a Syndicate (Black and Gold) shirt but it’s a newer one with the background being a lake with some trees around it and a man fishing in a paddle boat, and it specifically says “I would rather be fishing and I hate fishing.”
Hardcore Jono: “Great” to be here, thanks for having me.
Tony C: Now Jono… I have heard some rumors that your deal with IIW was only a short term one and will be expiring soon and that you won’t be resigning with the company therefore will be leaving after your matches this week is there any truth to this?
Hardcore Jono: Absolutely. You see in a lot of ways I’m like Bruiser Brody, big, rugged, tough son of a bitch doesn’t take shit from anyone, also highly intelligent and cunning, he never stayed in any one place for any length of time and neither do I.
Tony C: But that said people expect to you roll over and play dead in your match against Eddie Charisma will you be doing that?
Hardcore Jono: Hell no!
Tony C: Please elaborate.
Hardcore Jono: Just because I’m leaving… doesn’t mean I’ll be leaving with a loss. I plan on destroying Eddie Charisma as part of leaving a lasting legacy here, so when/if I do ever return people will remember just who in the hell I am. Charisma is in for a violent and brutal beating, the same as he’d be getting if I wasn’t leaving. I’m going to make an example out of him to show future generations of exactly what happens to someone who gets into the ring with Hardcore Jono.
Tony C: I noticed and I’m sure I’m not alone that Sabrina Masters and Kevin Watkins have been absent from anything to do with you promo wise until at least this point care to shed some light on that?
Hardcore Jono: Well, if you hadn’t noticed we aren’t joined at the hip. They have their own things going on as I have mine and just because we’re a team doesn’t mean we actually like one another or spend every waking moment of our days together.
Tony C: There have been rumors that you plan to really make a statement at Eddie Charisma’s expense and that you plan to go out with a bang by either blowing Charisma up or setting him ablaze any truth to this?
Hardcore Jono: I might and am truly capable of blowing him up or setting him aflame whatever I choose to do, but it’ll be a surprise something that the people can remember me by and something that will never be forgotten. It might happen, it might not so let’s keep it a surprise and not spoil it. One thing is certain the beating I give Charisma will be one of epic portions that will be remembered and talked about for centuries to come. I have nothing to lose as I'm leaving anyway so no need to worry about fines, suspensions what are they going to do fire a guy who is already leaving?
Tony C: Although this isn’t relevant to this particular show what happens if you and Watkins make it through the finals and win the tag team tournament will you come back for the tag team title opportunity?
Hardcore Jono: Probably if the money is right. After this deal expires if I stick around without signing a new deal I’ll be getting paid on a per appearance basis but I take it a day at a time. I mean an asteroid could strike the earth and we could all be dead tomorrow who knows anything’s possible.
Tony C: Anything else you want to add?
Hardcore Jono: Just one more thing, a final warning to my opponent. Charisma you’re fate was decided thousands of years before you were even conceived. The outcome of this match was decided when it was signed before the ink dried, you are in for a nightmare you will not be able to wake yourself from. So it is written and so it shall come to pass what are you going to do when Hardcore Jono kicks your ever loving ass?
Fade out with Carter and Jono saying something we can’t quite here as the scene fades.
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