Post by Tristian King on Jul 18, 2023 3:08:07 GMT
OPENING SEGMENT
Mike Fisher: Ladies and gentlemen we have got official word that IIW has obtained exclusive footage.
Scott James: We have been told that this footage may shock a lot of people and turn a lot of heads in the right direction.
The video played on the titantron starting off by flashing the signature Mecca logo across the screen. Voices could be heard talking back and forth before we see the panda sitting in the middle of the room front and center.
Mike Fisher: This must be an extended clip from the masked man who put his name in for the UK battle royale coming up.
The video continued to play as we saw the camera zoom out revealing finally who the two men standing behind him with their hands on his shoulders. To no surprise one man is Enigma, an exclusive main stay with Mecca. The other is none other than the fearless leader himself JMont standing with a huge smirk on his face.
Scott James: Who could have guessed that Mecca had something to do with this? The writing has been all over the wall.
Silence filled the room well as the eyes of the panda shifted back and forth inside the mask. Teasing the crowd JMont grabs the panda head and slides it up a little but doesn’t take it off quite yet.
Mike Fisher: Come on now he is tormenting us with the answers.
Scott James: Just take the head off and reveal it already damn it.
Waiting a few more minutes letting the suspense build up with anticipation. Finally he reaches forward and slides the head off the panda to reveal. The camera feed cuts off just as we were about to get the answer we needed.
Scott James: We apologize, it seems we are having technical difficulties.
Mike Fisher: If we manage to get the footage rolling we will show you who is under the mask but until then please stand by.
Scott James: It has been reported that the footage has been lost and we will NOT get to see who is under the mask.
Match One
UK Number One Contender Open Battle Royal
Mike Fisher: Welk that was a mysterious video opening and left us with more questions than answers but it’s time we find out who’s going to face the U.K. Champion Max Stone later tonight.
Scott James: Well besides the mysterious Panda we have all types of competitors taking part in this match for an opportunity at Championship Gold.
Mike Fisher: Yes we do have a loaded field for this match and started off this battle Royal is Anthony King and Kenny Pryce.
*BELL RINGS*
King and Pryce start things off by trading blows in the middle of the ring and then King delivers a knee to the gut of Pryce and then slings him intot the corner and catches him across the head with an elbow and then brings him out of the corner with a hip toss and then hits him with an elbow drop.
Mike Fisher: King has overwhelmed Pryce early in this match.
Scott James: Yeah he's being smart by putting the beat down on Pryce before trying to toss him out on his ass.
King goes to lift Kenny up but Kenny hits him with a low blow.
Mike Fisher: It's a dirt tacit but its legal in this type of match-up.
Pryce tries to throw King over the top rope but he holds on for dear life, Kenny starts hammering fist into his back to weaken him to be able to be thrown over but King delivers an elbow to Pryce and thent ackles him to the ground as the clock begins to countdown.
ONE…
TWO…
THREE…
FOUR…
FIVE…
The clock goes off and out comes both members of Team Olympus!
Mike Fisher: Well I wasn't expecting Zeus or Hercules to be involved in this match but here we are.
Scott James: We said we would have a lot of surprises, and this is the first of many.
Zeus and Hercules roll into the ring and take the fight to King and Pryce who are a lil exhausted from the match already. They hammer them with punches and then hit a belly-to-belly suplex on both of them. Then both memebrs of Team Olympus lock in an ankle lock on Pryce and King.
Mike Fisher: Pryce and King are in no man's land right now.
Scott James: As messed up as it might be this might be the safest place for them right now.
They both apply pressure to King and Pryce's ankle as they try to weaken both men, after a while King and Pryce are able to use their legs to throw Zeus and Hercules forward towards the ropes and then get back to their feet but as they try to charge after them they drop to one knee as the effect of the ankle lock holds them down. Team Olympus comes back and delivers to knees to the faces of King and Pryce to lay them out back first. Zeus and Hercules then run up to opposite sides of the top turnbuckles and then both of them hit double moonsaults on top of King and Pryce and now all four competitors lay out in the ring.
Mike Fisher: team Olympus showing out right now.
Scott James: Well showing out my cost them, they had King and Pryce down ready to be eliminated but instead they go high risk that resulted in them being laid out and hurt as much as it did Pryce and King.
As the four competitors lay lifeless the countdown begins.
ONE…
TWO…
THREE..
FOUR…
FIVE…
The clock goes off and out comes another tag team to enter the battle royal and it's The Outlaws!!!
Terry and Bradshaw slide intot the ring and start hitting everyone in sight. Hitting Pryce and King with left and right hands as they drop tot he mat with a suplex and then catch Zeus adn Hercules with spinebusters and get on top of them and start beating them down.and then get up beating their chest as the crowd gets behind them.
Mike Fisher: The Outlaws came in kicking ass and taking names.
Terry and Bradshaw sling Team Olympus into one corner and then sling Pryce and King into another, Terry then hits a big body splash on Pryce and King while Bradshaw hits one on Team Olympus. They then start stomping a mold hole in each of them as the clock begins counting again.
ONE…
TWO..
THREE…
FOUR….
FIVE….
Luna est dominae, volkodlak malorum
Artes et perditae, lycan incarnatus
Luna est dominae, volkodlak malorum
Artes et perditae, lycan incarnatus"
A dense fog rolls out along the entrance ramp, the haunting whispered chant growing in volume along with the pulsing tempo of the music. A hulking horned beast appears from the gloom, slowly and methodically stalking towards the ring. His leather doomsday cloak is open over his massive chest, each step bringing him further into the light until "The Monster Machine" is revealed in full. The dark and Gothic chanting continues, music swelling in volume as each pulse in the tempo and each measured step of the monster are in sync.
"Rota, vita, mara, vena
Mare, dracul, morte, vita
Rota, vita, mara, vena
Mare, dracul, morte, vita"
Mike Fisher: My god its the Legacy Champion ENIGMA!!!
Scott James: I was not expecting to see this monster among us tonight but I guess the Legacy Champion is ready trade the belt in for the UK Championship if he is successful in winning this battle royal and then later on in the night.
ENIGMA ascends the ring steps and subtly wipes his feet on the apron, turning towards the crowd as he removes the horned skull mask, revealing his soot-streaked face and colorless eyes. Throwing his head back, he sprays a bloody mist into the air before letting out a snarl. When his head lowers, blood drips from his chin, down his heaving chest.
As Enigma steps in Terry and Bradsahw come at him and starts hammering away with punches and then hit a double kick tot he gut and tries to swing him intot he ropes but Enigma puts the breaks on and uses his strength to bring Terry and Bradshaw back towards him and then lays them out with a double closeline. He then picks Bradshaw up by his bald head and then scoops him up and slams him on top of Terry and then Enigma bounces off the ropes and comes back to hit a big splash on top of them.
Mike Fisher: The Legacy Champion showing off his dominance.
Kenny and King rush Enigma but Enigma hits King with a big boot and then grabs Pryce by the throat and lifts him high in the air before hitting a sit-out chokeslam in the middle of the ring, As Enigma gets up on his feet he is met by Hercules who tries to hit a belly to belly suplex but Enigma rocks him with a headbutt and then hits his own belly to belly suplex on Hercules.
"Look In My Eyes" by Obie Trice plays over the speakers as the fans become unglued from their seats as the man in the Panda Mask makes his way out on stage and slowly makes his way down the ramp.
Mike Fisher: The last entrant in the battle royal is finally here, and we are just seconds away from finding out whos behind the mask.
The masked individual slowly makes his way into the ring where Enigma stands across from him, they stand their just looking each other down looking like they can start trading blows but suddenly the mask individual unzips his jacket and slowly takes it off to reveal a MECCA t-shirt and then rips the mask off his head to reveal himself as CLYDE NEWTON!!!!
Mike Fisher: HES BACK!!!!
Scott James: CLYDE NEWTON IS BAKC IN IIW AND BACK WITH THE MECCA!!!
Clyde and Enigma give each other a sinister smile and thne start going after everyone else. Clyde catches King with a superkick and then tosses him outside the ring.
Alice Goldier: Anthonthy King has been ELIMINATED!!!!
Clyde turns around and almost gets caught by a closeline from Terry but he ducks and as Terry leans on the ropes he catches him with a knee to the face and sends terry going over the top rope and out to the floor.
Alice Goldier: Terry has been ELIMINATED!!!!!
Clyde then turns his attention to Hercules and grabs him by his tights and slings him over the top rope and out to the floor.
Alice Goldier: Hercules has been ELIMINATED!!!!
Mike Fisher: Clyde just easily eliminated three competitors back to back.
Scott James: I think Enigma is going to match him.
Enigma puts his hand around the throat of Kenny Pryce and lifts him up high in the air and then walks over towards the ropes and tosses him over and straight into the ground.
Mike Fisher: Good god Pryce just got airborne.
Scott James: And Eliminated.
Alice Goldier: Kenny Pryce has been ELIMINATED!!!!!
Enigma then turns around and gets hit with a double dropkick from Bradshaw and Zeus, Enigma doesn't move a muscle he instead grabs Bradshaw by his bald head and tosses him over the top rope and out to the floor.
Alice Goldier: Bradshaw has been ELIMINATED!!!!
Zeus rushes Enigma towards the ropes and they struggle on the ropes but Enigma starts to gain the upper hand and almost has Zeus over the top rope but then Clyde comes out of nowhere and lifts both Enigma and Zeus over the top rope and onto the floor.
Alice Goldier: Here is your winner and number one contender to the UK Championship tonight, Clyde Newton!!!!
Enigma looks up at Clyde with a smirk and rolls intot he ring to meet his fellow Mecca member and whispers something in his ear and all Clyde can do is smile sinisterly as the referee raises his hand in celebration.
Mike Fisher: The Mecca dominated this battle royal and now we wait to see if Clyde Newton can bring the UK Championship back to The Mecca.
Match Two
Non title
Standard Tag Team Match
Gangster Of Christ © vs Pretty Technical
Scott James: The time has come where we will see our current tag team champions in action against Pretty technical.
Mike Fisher: This should be a match where Gangster Of Christ looks to send out a message to the winner of the finals.
Scott James: They need to set the tone and prove why that is the best tag team IIW has to offer.
We flash the ring in the middle of the arena in Japan. First to make their way towards the ring is the tag team of Pretty Technical. Both men arrive on the top of the entrance ramp striking multiple poses before they head down towards the ring. Slowly walking down the cold steel ramp with smirks on their face before they enter the IIW ring and await for Gangster Of Christ to arrive upon the scene.
Scott James: Pretty Technical doesn’t seem to be playing any games tonight.
Mike Fisher: Will that save them from the highly focused Gangster Of Christ in this match?
It’s time for the current reigning tag team champions to make their long awaited entrance. Country boy can survive - Hank Williams Jr. hits on the sound system blasting through the entire arena. As we see the shadowed image of both men appear on the top of the ramp we can hear the IIW announcer doing her job.
Alice Goldier: And making their way down the ramp we have the current reigning tag team champions of the world. With a total combined weight of 445 lbs please get out of your seat and welcome Jethro and Gabe the Gangster Of Christ.
The Japanese culture is blowing the roof off the arena showing their support for this team that has run roughshod in the tag team division. Reaching the bottom of the ramp they both rolled underneath the bottom of the ropes before they stood tall in the middle of the ring.
Moments passed before the referee met the teams in the middle of the ring as the two teams had a stare down. The referee signals towards the time keeper to ring the bell and get this match started as we see Jethro and Ryan McCann start the match inside the ring. Enhancing some punches back and forth the two men look for an opening. Spotting his moment Jethro picks up and slams him down with a thundering piledriver.
Scott James: I doubt that will be enough to finish this match but that was a nasty fall.
Jethro went for the quick cover hoping to seal this match quickly. Hooking the legs in a standard pin he tries to gain a quick count. The referee drops down to his stomach and begins to slap the mat with his left hand.
1…
2…
Kick out.
Mike Fisher: We told you it was going to take a lot more than that to defeat Pretty Technical but it was a good try.
Not burning too much energy Jethro walked over to his corner and extended his hand to his brother giving him a chance to get inside this match. Quickly he grabs the foot of McCann and pulls him further away from his own corner.
Scott James: Showing how much experience this tag team has inside the ring.
Well Ryan McCann is down in the corner we see Gabe do a move not usually in the normal rotation as he hits a springboard diving knee. It connects to dazing Ryan even more so. Picking his lifeless body up from the mat, he taunts and mocks him before hitting him with a superkick.
Mike Fisher: This is pure dominance from our tag team champions.
This time Gabe doesn’t go for the cover; he climbs the corner to the top turnbuckle where he poses for a second. The crowd was silent for a moment in shock before he hit a giant frog splash that makes a giant popping sound when it connects. Again he hooks the leg and goes for the pin against Pretty Technical.
1…
2…
This time Chris Norton is able to break up the pin to keep the match alive. Before he is forced to exit the ring he manages to get a cheap shot in on Gabe hitting him with a low blow. The referee didn’t see it as he was busy with the commotion outside the ring. The camera panned to the front row just beside the commentary table to see The Syndicate sitting in the front row.
Scott James: Why are they out here?
The camera now pans to the top ramp to see M.I.A standing with smirks on their faces. Standing still with no movements.
Mike Fisher: Both teams from the finals seem to be out here scoping the tag team champions. In preparation for their match tonight they wanted to see the result of this match.
With the action still continuing inside the ring we see Gabe and McCann back to their feet with Gabe being very unhappy. Out of nowhere Gabe hits the last rites sending McCann to the ground in agony. Walking over the corner he slaps his partner's hand as Jethro hops inside the ring quickly. In the middle of the ring he applies the exorcism. With no option left but the tap out the referee calls for the bell.
Ding, ding, ding.
Alice Goldier: And your winners via submission at the 14:54 mark Gangster Of Christ.
Both men are standing in the middle of the ring with their backs turned to eachother. Jethro is staring down The Sydicate in the front row. Meanwhile his partner Gabe is staring up the ramp at M.I.A with intensity.
Mike Fisher: What an impressive victory yet again for the brothers here in IIW.
IIW Cut away from the match with the staredown of all the teams that are involved in tonight’s affairs.
Winners VIA submission.
Gangster Of Christ
SEGMENT
Mike Fisher: Well Scott, before we cut backstage I think we should take a moment and talk about how unhappy our loyal Japanese fan base has been when that new guy Johnny Stylez showed up and torched it all…He even torched the truck it came in for Pete’s sake!
Scott James: Yeah I saw that it was friggin awe…I mean just terrible! And not to mention how angry he has apparently made some of the members of the IIW roster since he apparently purchased all of that merch from our fearless leader Tristian King…
Mike Fisher: Wait Scott you got some brown stuff on your nose BUD!!!
Scott James: WHAT? Mr. King is pretty much the best!...and kinda has the face of an angel!
Mike Fisher: The POINT?
Scott James: TRISTIAN KING RULEZ ALL!!!
Mike Fisher: No the point we were on originally…LOOK AT YOUR NOTES…the next segment…
Scott James: Ohh…RIGHT! So yeah that LA Johnny Stylez sure is something isn’t he?
Mike Fisher: That may be putting it mildly Scott, but one thing he is for sure is an ass.
Scott James: YEAH BUT THE DUDE OWNS BRAZZERS!!! You can’t speak so ill of a man who knows the stars of so very many wet dreams and sit so close to me!...THAT WAS MIKE THAT SAID THAT RUBBISH JOHNNY! I THINK…
Mike Fisher: I think he is standing by in the back as we speak prepared to speak to our backstage correspondent Michael Morrison…Michael take it away…PLEASE!!!
Scott James: ….?
Mike Fisher: MICHAEL MORRISON BACKSTAGE WITH JOHNNY STYLEZ!?!?
The scene glitches and we get a quick shot backstage of Adult Film Star Romi Rain walking up to IIW backstage interviewer Micheal Morrison who’s jaw is on the floor as his attention is one hundred percent focused on this amazingly gorgeous women standing in front of him…So much so he doesn’t even see THe DoN oF DI$Re$PeCT sneaking up behind him…ANd just before Stylez is able to put his hands on this mook suddenly the camera
*GLITCHES*
…We then cut back to ringside for a moment as there seems to be a bit of confusion going on.
Mike Fisher: What in the hell is happening?
Scott James: WHO CARES?!? WAS THAT ROMI RAIN??? I…I watched her like 25 minut…
Mike Fisher: I’m SORRY FOLKS we seem to be undergoing some very technical difficul…
*GLITCH*
Scene cuts backstage again where we see Johnny Stylez holding an unconscious Michael Morrison while he walks him over to a large blue garbage receptacle where he mindlessly drops Mr. Morrison into. Then Johnny looks up and flashes that trademark arrogant smirk as once again the screen
*GLITCH*....*GLITCHGLITCHGLITCH*
Then we finally cut backstage where we see Brazzers Adult Film star Romi Rain with her long jet black hair and beautiful baby blue eyes. She has on a pair of black tight leggings, and a tube top that leaves very little to the imagination. She smiles her perfect smile and then goes on speaking like she was supposed to be there.
Romi Rain: Good evening Intense International Wrestling, I am adult film star Romi Rain, and the personal backstage interviewer of the one and only PaRaGoNa oF AMeRiKaNa and soon to be number one contender for the IIW Legacy Championship LA Johnny Stylez! And we have quite a bit to talk about so let’s go ahead and bring him on…Thank you for joining me Mr. Stylez it is truly a pleasure!
LA Johnny Stylez steps into view. His blue hair is slicked back and he has on a pair of thick black rimmed RAYBAN sunglasses. He has his black and white wrestling trunks on with the Fleur DE Lis on the side. He also has his official IIW 4:19 GoT -A- ??MiNuTe?? Sleeveless tshirts on, and as always his arrogant smirk plastered across his face.
Romi holds the mic close to Johnny so we are able to hear his response, but before he goes to speak he reaches out and uses his own hand to guide Romi’s hand where it should be…But like it’s her first night so yall give her a break K?
LA Johnny Stylez: Ms. Rain it truly is a pleasure to have you here with me this evening. With morons like that phucksock the IIW sent to interview me, no wonder overrated
!!!!!F’N MoRoNZ!!!!!
LiKe MaXi PaD STONE CAN’T/WoN’T STOP CRYING!!!!
But obviously I’m not them! When I see something I don’t like, I either improve or destroy it..and in this particular instance I definitely
!!!!F’N IMPROVED IT!!!!
…SoRRy ASSHATS SHE is ONLY paid TO interview !!!ME!!!
But anyway I imagine you have some questions lined up for me don’t ya Ms. Rain?
Romi Rain: I most certainly do! You compete here later on tonight for the right to compete for your first CHAMPIONSHIP! But it appears others have taken note of your recent string of successes because it seems mostly everyone on the IIW roster is talking about you to one degree or another. What do you have to say about all that?
LA Johnny Stylez: Hmm very profound question Romi, you keep that shit up and well…Well I guess I can’t say it on TV, but anyway let’s change the topic back to all of those slack jawed ASSBAGS out there who are finding it quite difficult to keep my name out of their mouths…And let’s start by talking about probably the biggest got damn moron I have seen since I been here, and lemme tell ya I have seen more than my fair share of
!!!!DoUCHE BaGGeRy!!!!
SINCE I BEEN HERE, BUT THIS FERBIE MOTHER PHUCKER HAS IT DOWN TO AN ART!
…K so Kung FU PANDA…
!!!!!LiSTeN UP BITCH!!!!!
MaTTeR oF FACT GRAB A PeN n SoMe PaPeR WHiLE YOU’RE AT IT PHUCKSOCK!!!
Cause I know you are apparen…
Romi Rain: Wait…This guy is for real a Panda Ferbie?...People like still do that?
LA Johnny Stylez: Apparently…But one question at a time Romes…K?...K! So yeah where was I?...Ohh yeah I was calling IIW’s Kung FU Panda a
!!!!!F’N I.D.I.O.T.!!!!!
Cause Really The Guys a PHUCKIN IDIOT!!!
Like the kind that should have to pay a tax or something, but whatever it’s not all that important! What’s important is…Look my dude, SENIOR FERBIE, I know you are just now coming back on the scene here in IIW and you are looking to make some sort of impact, which ya know ya kinda almost pulled off if you are willing to over look the fact that you spent at least half the time
!!!!!JeRKiNG oFF JMONT!!!!!
..AND TaKe IT FROM THE BOTH OF US, WE BOTH KNOW HANDY J’S WHEN WE SEE EM!!!
Any more blatant and you would have ended your promo by crawling under Monty’s desk to make sure his balls didn’t stay BLUE!!!! And believe it or not PHUCSTICK that isn’t even the most brazen example of your hmm let’s call it
!!!!STUPIDITY!!!!!
Cause Ya Cant Claim IGNORANCE CAUSE YOU KNOW BETTER!!!
…Or at least you should! SO I guess that means the big question at this point is…Were you able to get his
!!!!!BaLLZ In YoUR MoUTH Too?
Romi Bet Me $50 YA DID!!!
Which is only funny because it’s true…Which now that I say it out loud really sounds more sad than anything!!!
Romi Rain: So wait, what is it that makes this Ferbie…I mean dude so stupid in your eyes?
LA Johnny Stylez: In my eyes?...Ohh NO MISS RAIN you’ve got it all bass ackwardz! With what I have The KFP (KuNG FU PANDA) you could find take any K-12 science book put it in there and call it a FACT!!! But look let me catch you all up to speed. So dudes in the truck…If you’d please…Romi do you recall this from a few days ago?
[ Shoving the sharpie back inside his backpack, he continued to stroll down the hallway so he could ditch the crime scene. By avoiding the scene, he made his way out the back door into the parking lot. This route was more scenic anyway. Stumbling on what appears to be the truck of Johnny Stylez that was loaned to him by Tristan King Just like the buried treasure in their storage auction, this was a rare find. Taking a moment to scratch his head, he snaps his fingers like he has an idea. Walking down the street, about fifteen cars away, he pops open the trunk of his vehicle. Reaching inside, he pulls out a black metal baseball bat. Not just a normal baseball bat but a Louisville slugger, to be exact. As he arrives at his destination, the first thing he swings at and explodes is the driver's side mirror. Plastic and glass hit the ground, making a sound. Not satisfied just yet, he winds up far back and slams the slugger with force. Smashing it as hard as possible, he makes a solid connection with the driver's side window. The echo sounded like a gunshot as it shattered into thousands of small shards. ]
THAT WILL BE AN EXPENSIVE FIX
Fuck your window. Johnny. I figured a little redecorating was in store since you think this truck means everything. If Tristan King wants to fine me for the damages, he can collect the money himself. I dare him to step inside the Mecca lion's den and try to collect because I know he wouldn’t be leaving with a profit. You have zero chance of winning this time, kid. You can’t stand inside my ring and claim dominance. By the way, that smashed window is for stealing merchandise you don’t own. You may have ignited the evidence, but you left your fingerprints all over the crime scene. A real shady motherfucker, if you ask me.
Romi Rain: Yes this is a scene from that promo he shot before tonight! But OH NO JOHNNY…YOUR TRUCK?!?!
LA Johnny Stylez: My truck? Or was it Tristian’s truck???…Ohh right it doesn’t matter, here yall check this!!!
Scene then switches to a pre match promo that aired on the official IIW website A couple of days before the last Mayhem…You know the one everyone saw as they walked in the arena?...But wait if this was about the truck Johnny torched then what the hell did…?...Ya know what? Yall just keep watchin!!!!
LA Johnny Stylez: …AM a self righteous dipshit? Ya know what don’t worry about short stack! Allz I need to know is my truck ready?
Tristan King: Your truck?...Yeah about that Johnny! You need the truck too?
LA Johnny Stylez: Well yeah man, I left mine back stateside!
Tristan King: OK well can I trust you will bring it back in the condition it was given to you in with a full tank?
LA Johnny Stylez: NAH!
Tristan King: Excuse me?
LA Johnny Stylez: No there will be no need for me to bring the truck back my dude!
Tristan King: And may I ask why the hell not?
LA Johnny Stylez: Cause…
Johnny looks down at his watch and suddenly a black van drives up out of no where and a tiny Japansese fellow hops out with a black duffle bag. He walks over to Johnny with a clipboard in hand. Johnny takes the bag and unzips it and smiles big. He then looks back up and nods towards the Japanese courrier. Johnny then unzips the bag and removes a crisp new $100 bill and hands it to the courier. Johnny then reaches back in and grabs another small package out of it and then zips it up. The Japanese man bows towards Johnny and Johnny arrogantly smirks at Tristian King and Ed as they glare at Johnny in confusion. The van drives off and Johnny hands Tristian King the duffle bag.
LA Johnny Stylez: Pardon gents…Where was I?...Ohh that’s right…Your truck T…Can I call you T?...Cool cause I’m gunna anyway! Anyway you can’t expect me to bring it back in any kind of condition because you have enough in that bag to buy you a brand spanking new one!...Ohh and well you won’t want this particular truck back when I’m through with it!
Scene cuts back to the backstage interviewing area where we see Johnny and Romi trying to keep in their laughter, but Johnny succumbs to it and starts laughing hysterically but manages to keep this party going cause guess what…
LA Johnny Stylez: HAHAHAAH…Wait…WAIT THERE’S MORE HAHAHAHAAHA
Scene then cuts back to Johnny’s taped promo from last Mayhem continues…Johnny fast forwards to the irrelevant parts and gets right down to the meat and potatoes of it as he plays it from riiiiggghhhtttt HERE!
Tristan King: AS I WAS SAYING…what in the hell are you gunna do with all that merch and my truck!?!?
LA Johnny Stylez: Well you’re holding a bag of my $$$ which leads me to assume you consent to me purchasing it from you as I did with everything in it…Which would then make it my truck and MY merch! And if yall really wanna know what I’m gunna do with it all…Make sure you watch Mayhem ya digg??
Johnny gives the fellas a moment to let all that sink in, and before either can go to say anything else he as always rudely interrupts…
LA Johnny Stylez: K so it’s a long ass way to that next town Mayhem is going to be in…So if we are done here with whatever the phuck this is, I’d like to hit the road?...Cool?...COOL! See you asshats at Mayem…
…4 DaYZ n 19 HRz LaTeR!!!
Johnny then takes the shirt and holds it out so we can see the picture of Cody Starks standing behind his manager at his desk and above their heads it reads…CoDY STARKS
!!!!!F’N BLOWZ!!!!!
Johnny then rips the shirt in half and walks over to the fuel intake for the truck and stuffs the shirt down into it and then unflicks his zippo once more and allows the flame to gently dance onto the fabric of the shirt utntil it catches the flame. Johnny then quickly makes his way from the truck as the camera fades to a few moments later where Johnny is in a safe distance it isn’t too long until we hear a very loud and distinctive
!!!!!!BOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!
…Yup It WAS THE TRUCK!!!
Scene ciuts back to the interview area where Romi’s eyes are wide almost in disbelief…THis is how most of you feel when you are sitting watching people do stupid shit on YOUTUBE…Only this is NATIONAL F’N TELEVISION!!!!...Ya know which makes it EVEN F’N BETTER!!!! Watch…
LA Johnny Stylez: So ya see ROMES
Romi Rain: OHH MY GOD WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT!!!
LA Johnny Stylez: RIGHT…Like who’s truck did he smash? Because well the truck and all the merch that I
!!!!!F’N PAID FOR!!!!
YA SILLY STUPID BITCH!!!!
Was parked right out in front of the arena where Mayhem was last week right where I parked it and torched it and paid the fine and got my slap on the wrist from the Japanese fire department! …Which I’m almost positive THe KFP would have noticed if he wasn’t sitting shotgun riding face down in JMONT’s car…IN JMONTS LAP when they pulled into the arena last week. But ya know this is so pathetic I almost feel bad for everyone’s favorite bamboo eating
!!!!!!P.U.S.S.Y.!!!!!!
…It Was Probably Your Own Truck He SMASHEd F’N LAME ASS!!!
So look I could really sit here and go on and on about what kind of idjet goes out of his way to make himself seem cool, edgy, and bad ass when he comes out dressed like a Panda and doesn’t do his homework! SInce we aren’t across the ring from one another I can’t claim to be your teacher but I can suggest that next time I DUNNO MAYBE DO YOUR HOMEWORK…Or at the very phuckin least watch some more
!!!!F’N SeSaMe STReeT!!!!!
…Ya KNow Just Don’t Try TO FUCK BIG BIRD FERBIE!!!!
Or maybe next time when you map out your promos, try shooting less of it with JMONTs dick in your mouth and spend more time making sure your plan to come off as some kinda edgy bad ass doesn’t blow up in your face making you look like the joke she thinks you are
The camera pans out and we see Romi Rain doing her best not to laugh at all of this. She takes a deep breathe and woo-sas and then does her best to try to return to the professional broadcast journalist.
Romi Rain: OK so….wait I can’t
HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHAHAHA
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Romi’s laughing becomes so hysterical Johnny just shoots her a look and grabs the mic from her hand and lightly shoves her off screen. He then pulls the camera so it is looking up at him. As he chuckles to himself a bit before going to speak…but once he finally gets his composure he speaks.
LA Johnny Stylez: Look KUNG FU FERBIE..I don’t know or even really give a rats ass who you are. I’m sure you are somewhere in this arena right now just giggling to yourself like a little school girl about revealing yourself this evening…But I’m here to tell ya that as much as you want to you can’t get mad at me for any of this. I didn’t even knew you existed till a few days ago. My name was the one in your mouth not the other way around. And I could care less if you’ve been here before. You think because you have spent more time here and maybe gotten a few more wins then my fixing to be three that we are supposed to just respect you?
!!!!HA PHUCKING HA!!!!!
Ill Make You A DEAL..ILL RESPECT YOU WHEN YOU STOP BEING A DUMB ASS!!!!
…Don’t worry I’ll wait! Or you can jump the line and climb in the ring with me, and I’ll be more than happy to make a fool out of you again! I just hope whatever you spent to bash some ugly truck didn’t put you in the negative or anything because well given the circumstances now I’d say at this point you are querstioning the money you spent on your Ferbie COSTUME, because to me and anyone else with ear and eyes you are not to be taken seriously…Because to the rest of us you are as silly, pointless, and pathetic as all
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OF THE NUT STAINS ON YOUR PANDA COSTUME!!!
So do yourself a favor dickbag and keep my name out your mouth…IN other words when you speak to me make sure you switch to your inside voice before I
!!!!F’N PUT YOU OUTSIDE!!!!
…YA DIGG!!!
Ohhh and if and when you are able to remove your head from that bottomless abyss that once upon a time was your as crack…Take a breathe of fresh air…that was good huh?...Go ahead and take another one…Breathe in through your nose and out through your mouth…YEAH…See life aint so bad up here even if you are the biggest moron in the IIW on Mayhem! One who I would more than happily force to
!!!!!SoaK!!!!!
!!!!!SoMe!!!!!
!!!!!!!UP!!!!!!
,,,AGAIN!
Because Jeez KFP with your help I’ve made you look as stupid as everyone else I’ve faced in the IIW so far and I haven’t even had to stomp your ass… yet!!! Now if you’ll excuse me I have some asses to stomp and merch to sell…But just know the next time ya see me I’ll be the number one contender to the Legacy TItle, and you’ll still be jerking off JMONT in a Panda SUIT!!! Life really aint fair is it? But too bad
!!!!!SoaK!!!!!
!!!!!SoMe!!!!
!!!!!!UP!!!!!!
SoUNDZ SO NICE HaD TO SAY IT TWICE!!! Ohhh Man THis WAS FUN!!!
JOHNNY OUT!!!
Scene then cuts back to the Mayhem Broadcast team who are sitting at their desk giggling to themselves about what just happened…It’s like they don’t know the camera is back on them until someone in gorilla yells at them to do what KFP should have done and do their jobs without their heads in their asses…
Mike Fisher: I…I don’t even know what to say right now?
Scott James: Uhh yeah, maybe we should go to commercial and let me get a chance to get backstage to see if Ms. Rain needs any help on her new broadcast journalist career.
Mike FIsher: No you’ll stay right here…We’ll be right back!
Scott James; MIKE YOU ARE NO FUN!!!!!
Match Three
Legacy Champion Number One Contender
Monster Ball Match
(Must make your opponent bleed before pinning them)
Johnny Stylez vs Ryan Hawkins vs Andy Donahue
Andy Donohue is already in the ring, pacing and awaiting his other two opponents as “For Whom The Bell Tolls” by Metallica erupts over the sound system. The classic tune continues its iconic introduction and upon each toll of the bell, there appears a flash of strobe lighting, revealing a figure in the darkness standing in the centre of the entrance stage.
Alice Goldier: Making his way to the ring now, The Dream Killer… RYAN HAWKINS!
Mike Fisher: You really can’t talk about IIW in 2021 without talking about this man right here.
Ryan Hawkins remains still on the stage, his face covered by his intimidating the entrance mask, his eyes focused intensely on the ring. Upon the 4th tolling of the bell, he slowly unbuttons his trench coat without breaking his intense gaze on the ring, revealing “The Dream Killer” in blood-stained writing across the chest of his T-shirt. He paces around the outside of the ring, eyes locked on Donohue.
“Someone, Anyone” by Anberlin cuts in just as that classic metal song fades out and the crowd explodes in a mixed reaction. Johnny Stylez makes his way out slowly, showboating and slapping hands with the fans on either side the ramp, whether they want to or not.
Alice Goldier: And their final opponent, making his way to the ring now… JOHNNY STYLEZ!
Stylez is about halfway to the ring when the music cuts off, replaced with ominous music as the lights flicker. “Night of the Wolf” by Nox Arcana plays as the Legacy Champion steps out on the entrance ramp, the belt hanging from one hand and almost dragging on the floor. His leather doomsday cloak is open over his massive chest, each step bringing him further into the light until "The Monster Machine" is revealed in full. The dark and Gothic chanting continues, music swelling in volume as each pulse in the tempo and each measured step of the monster are in sync. ENIGMA walks past Stylez, heading towards the announce table although the two share a bit of a stare down.
Scott James: Looks like we’re being joined by the Legacy Champion himself for this match.
There’s a clatter as ENIGMA throws the belt down on the table and then a rustle as he settles the headset on his head.
Mike Fisher: Hey, big guy. Come to get a front row seat for the action?
ENIGMA: I promised a RECKONING. If I am not pleased with the competition, that is what we will have.
Scott James: Uh, sure. Sounds good.
*BELL RINGS*
Andy Donohue looks like he wants to charge Ryan Hawkins by Stylez grabs him by the ankle from the floor, rips him off his feet and drags him crotch-first into the ring post. For good measure, he punts Donohue in the face before hopping on the apron and diving over the ropes, connecting with an overhand fist drop on Hawkins as he turns around to see what’s going on.
Mike Fisher: And we’re off to a hell of a start here with Johnny Stylez taking control.
Hawkins looks a bit wary about locking up with the controversial Stylez, but reluctantly does, only to get an instep stomp and an eye rake for his trouble. Stylez bends him over like it’s a hockey fight, tying Hawkins up in that Dream Killer shirt before peppering him with some hard strikes. The ref intervenes and Stylez backs off, holding his hands up. The moment Hawkins straightens up, Stylez telegraphs a punch and when Hawkins ducks, he goes for what looks like a sidekick to the knee, nailing Hawkins in the junk instead! Stylez unleashes mudhole stomping, trying his best to bust Hawkins open – no dice as the veteran Hawkins rolls out to the floor to escape the assault.
Stylez heads out to the floor around the corner and gets met with a superkick from Andy Donohue! He crashes back into the ring steps and then Hawkins comes flying in, sending Andy crashing through the barricade and into the first-row seats where he remains unmoving. Turning back to take advantage of Stylez, Hawkins looks shocked to find he’s gone and then a hand shoots out from under the ring, wielding a kendo stick. It bashes into the backs of Ryan’s knees and takes him down, sending him crashing into the ring steps.
Mike Fisher: Jesus Christ!
ENIGMA: I am not impressed.
Scott James: I am! Johnny Stylez is on fire right now – as much as it pains me to say. I think what you said last week was right on the money. We’re going to see this man challenging for a title—
ENIGMA: This is not wrestling, not worthy of MY LEGACY. This is a mockery.
Stylez rolls back into the ring, showboating as the referee starts to count.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Ryan Hawkins starts to stir as fans lean over the barrier, patting him on the back. He shudders, shaking off the contact.
FOUR!
FIVE!
SIX!
SEVEN!
Hawkins rolls back to his feet while Stylez stands on the turnbuckle, gesturing around his waist as he jaws at the crowd, trying to get a “SOAK SOME UP” chant going.
EIGHT!
Hawkins rolls back in, hoping to blindside Stylez but gets met with kicks until the last one gets caught! He spins Stylez around into scoop slam – ELBOW TO THE FACE! OH SHIT! Hawkins almost drops Stylez on his head but the wily Johnny manages to hook his head and turn it into the messiest DDT anyone’s ever seen! It’s still effective for a break and Stylez backs off a bit before running in, connecting with a baseball slide to the face! Hawkins is bleeding, his lip split and his nose gushing as Stylez unloads with that INSuLT-2-InJuRy (curb stomp)! The crowd’s going absolutely insane. Rather than drop for the pin, Stylez looks over at the announce table and then throws his arms out, letting out a primal yell. He starts unloading shoot kicks and strikes which include a European Uppercut that lifts Hawkins clean off his feet. The Dream Killer looks like something out of a nightmare now, his face a crimson mask.
Mike Fisher: All he’s gotta do is get that three count to seal the deal. You’re looking at your next challenger, Enigma.
Johnny’s feeling confident, strutting around the ring while Hawkins wobbles, leaning on the ropes to stay upright. Stylez comes crashing in with a bodyblock that almost takes him over to the floor and then he reverses momentum, whipping Hawkins across to the ropes! Stylez leaps over him on the rebound before nailing that sickening DREAM DASHER!
Scott James: This is sickening. Just pin him, man. Put him out of his misery.
ENIGMA: Mercy has no place in MY RING.
Mike Fisher: Careful, big guy. You keep on like that and people are gonna think you’re a Johnny Stylez fan.
ENIGMA: Never.
Stylez puts a foot on Hawkins to stop him from instinctively turtling and rolling from the ring and hauls him to his feet by the back of his head. He Irish whips Hawkins into the ropes again and nails ANOTHER beautiful curb stomp! Hawkins goes down hard, unmoving and Stylez turns in a circle, gloating before dropping down for that cocky foot on the chest and flexing pin.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Alice Goldier: Ladies and gentlemen… your winner and new Legacy Championship contender… JOHNNY STYLEZ!
Mike Fisher: Holy shit… he did it! Hey, ENIGMA, how do you feel about—
ENIGMA rips off the headset and stalks towards the ring, his eyes locked on Johnny Stylez as he has his hands raised in victory. The last thing we see is Stylez gesturing around his waist while THE MONSTER MACHINE stares him down, unblinking before the shot cuts elsewhere in the arena.
Match Four
Non Title
Standard Single Match
Enigma © vs Jay Vaughn
Bad Boy For Life" by P Diddy is blasting over the speakers when we return from commercial break, THE MONSTER MACHINE stalking back and forth in the ring as he awaits his next victim. Jay Vaughan struts out at the top of the ramp, basking in the lackluster response of the crowd.
Mike Fisher: Um...tell me you're seeing this!!!
Scott James: What? It's the IIW Legacy Champion; he scares the shit out of me. So what?
Mike Fisher: Well while all of that is true you can't tell me you don't notice his trademark serpent isn't creepy crawlin around his neck? And instead, it appears tonight he has traded the snake out for a noose! And you have no idea why the Legacy Champ would want to bring a noose to the ring, do you?
Scott James: To tie up loose ends?
Mike Fisher: I HATE YOU SOMETIMES!!!!
Scott James: More than mutual. Believe me.
ENIGMA removes his cloak, draping it over the ring ropes in the corner. The noose is still dangling around his neck, the rope coiled around his shoulder and he takes his time removing that methodically, never taking his eyes off the man making his slow progress down the ramp. The moment Vaughan ascends the stairs and steps between the ropes, ENIGMA takes off at a run, almost spearing him out of his boots. Vaughan crumples in the corner and ENIGMA grabs him by the head, flinging him across to the opposite corner – he hits hard enough to shake the whole ring.
Scott James: The Legacy champ looks like he meant what he’s been saying all week on social media: he’s out for blood. LITERALLY.
ENIGMA nails a corner splash, backing off as the crowd starts to boo. Turning to glare at the loudest section, he almost misses Vaughan charging out from the corner. ENIGMA reacts purely on instinct, ducking and reaching out, tossing Vaughan up and over himself in a high backdrop. Poor Vaughan sails over the ropes, his face slamming into the top of the heavy barrier with a resounding crack. ENIGMA moves between the ropes and crosses to the Vaughan, lining up with a big boot, but Vaughan grabs his foot, wrenching him off balance. ENIGMA falls awkwardly on the hard concrete, but immediately leaps back to his feet, driving the rising Vaughan back with a vicious chop to the face that sends blood spraying over the front row from a possible broken nose.
Scott James: Holy shit!
In the struggle, ENIGMA manages to get his arms locked around Jay's waist, hoisting him up and plastering him on the floor with a modified facebuster. The crowd is on their feet, booing loudly as Vaughan lays there, completely motionless. ENIGMA crouches over him, saying something that’s lost in the roar of the crowd before scooping him up. He locks his arm around Vaughan’s neck and hauls him back to the ring, flinging him hard against the apron before lighting up his chest with some STIFF chops. THE MONSTER MACHINE leaves Vaughan slumped against the apron and rolls back into the ring to break up the count. He locks one massive arm around Vaughan’s neck and pulls him backwards under the bottom rope before scooping him up in one quick motion as though he weighs absolutely nothing. Hoisting him up for a gorilla press, he holds the limp body of Vaughan up for what seems like an eternity before slamming him down. He crosses over to the corner and grabs the rope, only for the referee to try and intervene.
Mike Fisher: Yeah, I wouldn’t do that, man.
When ENIGMA turns around, his body smeared with the blood of Jay Vaughan already, the official backs off. Vaughan has rolled over onto his stomach and is trying to crawl to safety but ENIGMA plants a boot in the middle of his back, stomping so hard it’s a wonder he doesn’t snap the dude’s spine! He kneels down, looping the noose around the next of Jay Vaughan. Gagging, trying to fight off the weight holding him down, Vaughan can’t do much more than try to get his fingers between the rope and his neck so he doesn’t die in the middle of the ring. The booing crowd is deafening now as ENIGMA keeps choking him until Vaughan stops fighting and flops lifelessly to the canvas. Casting aside the rope, the Legacy Champion scoops Vaughan up and plasters him down again with Questions & Answers, that sitdown chokebomb nailed with so much force the ring ropes shake. He rests a knee on Vaughan’s chest while the terrified official moves in for the count, even though it’s pretty clear that Vaughan isn’t getting up from this assault.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Scott James: Remind me not to piss this guy off.
Match Five
UK Championship
Standard Singles Match
Clyde Newton vs Max Stone ©
Mike Fisher: It's been a chaotic and action-packed night here in IIW but now it's time for the UK Championship Match as Max Stone defends his Championship against Clyde Newton who won the battle royal at the beginning of the night.
Scott James: These two are ready to go to war over the UK Championship and you have to know Max can't wait to beat another Mecca member but at the same time Clyde is motivated to win the Championship back for Mecca and prove to everyone he is among the Elite.
Mike Fisher: Well the fans don't have to wait long as that match is up next.
There I sat awaiting on my turn to walk out from the back when my theme song "Look In My Eyes" hit on the sound system hyping me up to make my way down towards the ring side area. I pulled the black curtain from out of my way and walked to the top of the stage and hit my signature dance to entertain the crowd before I made my way down the ramp.
Alice Goldier: Please welcome "Muscle & Flow in the flesh making his way towards the ring he stands at six foot one and weighs in at 201 pounds coming all the way from Brooklyn, New York. We are proudly to introduce a IIW superstar who will certainly be a household name in just a matter of time Clyde Newton.
I rolled myself into the ring under the bottom rope and made myself at home inside the ring awaiting for my opponent.
The arena lights go dark as the intro to "Head like a Hole" by Nine Inch Nails starts playing. Clocks of all different varieties displaying "12:00" light up on the video board.
BOOOOOOOOOOM
The stage explodes with red pyrotechnics as the song's first verse begins. Out walks Max Stone, stepping over little pieces of fire left over from the pyro. He looks around the arena and admires the support from the fans.
God money, I'll do anything for you
God money, just tell me what you want me to
God money, nail me up against the wall
God money, don't want everything, he wants it all
Max walks up the ring steps and enters the ring as the chorus of the song hits and white strobe lights flash through the arena.
Head like a hole, black as your soul
I'd rather die than give you control
Head like a hole, black as your soul
I'd rather die than give you control
Alice Goldier: Making his way to the ring, your IIW UK Champion Max Stone!!!!!
Max paces around the ring and then raises his arms into the air to bow. The crowd mimics him as they cheer like crazy.
Bow down before the one you serve
You're going to get what you deserve
Bow down before the one you serve
You're going to get what you deserve
Max goes to a corner and waits for the bell to ring
*Bell Rings*
The bell rang and Max rolled forward from the ring. Clyde stepped out of the corner and darted to the side avoiding the rolling Max who came almost towards him in an instant. Both men now on their feet started to circle the ring. Clyde was able to hear the boos…for his name?
Mike Fisher: The people not showing any support towards Clyde as they are surely behind the UK Champion Max Stone.
Yet, the opposite was happening for Max Stone as the people loyal to him show their appreciation to their chosen champions for this match.
Scott James: We will see if these people
Both men came together in a COLLAR AND ELBOW TIE-UP! Clyde drops to one knee with Stone putting most of the force into that. Holding him down for a moment, Clyde would struggle but started to fight back. Pushing back against Max, he started to rise, both men still locked up. It was Max turn to drop to a knee as Clyde got to a vertical base. Max pushed up against Clyde once more, rising up as he did. Struggling, both men would thrust their arms down and break the hold. Instantly they snapped to it again and Clyde quickly dropped his arm and turned, placing Max in a SIDE HEADLOCK Wrenching deeply, nearly causing Stone to come to a full crouch before rising up. Stine pushed against Clyde and forced him to the ropes. Clyde turned and Max brought both of his arms up to push against Clydes chest pressing him into the ropes. The ref came in to count right beside them.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
FOU-
Max rose his hands up and slowly he moved back. His hand moved to tap Clyde on the chest as he backed up slightly.
SMACK!
Max let loose a hard right hand across Clydes jawline. With his head snapping, the crowd that was cheering for Max did exactly that! But Clyde just kept that smile on his face, showing that he wasn’t letting Max break his pride. Even rose his head up as they both move to reposition in the middle of the ring. Once again they met with a COLLAR AND ELBOW TIE UP! Max being the one to snatch in a SIDE HEADLOCK this time! Clyde didn’t push Max to the ropes. Instead, both arms moved around Maxs waist in an attempt to lift him up. Max kicked out his legs and thrusted them down to prevent that, coming down with a stomp of both feet on the ground, still, he held onto Clydes head. Instead, Clyde took this chance to force himself backward, coming around Maxs back with a turn, grabbing both of his arms, and falling back with a DOUBLE ARM ARM-DRAG. Both men rose up quickly to their feet turning towards one another.
Mike Fisher: Fast-Paced action out the gate but so far The Champion and Challenger are evenly matched.
Scott James: Both are going to have to dig deep in their bag if they want to win this one.
Clyde was the first to grab Max into a SIDE HEADLOCK but not for long! Quickly he snapped around and lowered, his legs trapping Max to have him trip forward in a SPINNING DROP TOE HOLD. Getting to a knee he rose and moved to give Max a GROUNDED HAMMERLOCK! Spinning around to make sure he was towards Maxs head, he started to raise him to his feet. Yet with one arm behind him, Max charged with Clyde towards the ropes. Quickly Clyde rotated before they got there, driving Max into the ropes and thrusting a forearm into his chin. Pushing him back, one arm wrenched the one behind him. The ref coming to count as Max would struggle.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
FOUR!
FI-
He was about to count the five as Clyde let go, slowly stepping back with his arms letting go of Max, and removing his forearm.
Mike Fisher: Clyde almost got himself disqualified as he plays fast and loose with the rules.
SMACK!
Scott James: Payback!
Clyde gives Stone a taste of his own medicine just riled up the champ. Max swung with a LEFT ARM CLOTHESLINE and Clyde brought both his arms up to block it. Shoving Max into the ropes once more, he pulled him out with a STRONG IRISH WHIP across the ring! Following up behind him Clyde slid into a DROP DOWN, Max stepping over him on the rebound. Clyde popped up to his feet and went to the middle of the ring where he went for a LEAPFROG with Max returning. Clyde ducked back into a backward roll, and Max was charging forward TIGER ROLLING through Clydes legs as he back-rolled. Both men got to their feet and charged one another. Clyde side-stepping Max but, in the process got his left arm caught by the running Max. Bounding up, Max lept from the canvas to the top rope sitting on it! BACKFLIPPING off of it onto his feet with Clydes arm still in his other one, he pulled Clyde towards him into a JAPANESE ARM DRAG!
Mike Fisher: Beautiful transition by Max.
Clyde hit the canvas and his legs instantly shot up around the head of Max. Pulling him down onto the canvas as well but was the one who sat up and pulled those legs into a 4 position. He even added pressure by pulling back on his ankle on the one that was curled around Max neck adding pressure. Max had no choice but to start to turn his body. Slowly moving into a kneeling position before Clyde, Max pushed up. Clyde leaned back onto his shoulders but he kept that leg vice around Max head. The ref went to count.
ONE!
TWO!
Clyde thrusted his shoulders up, both arms moving around Maxs arms now, his legs releasing but moving around Max waist. Pulling himself up while using Max unmoving moment placing Max in a BUTTERFLY LOCK. Max had to go into a DEEP crouch to not fall back and be helpless in this submission from Clyde. Max gritted his teeth and started to rise up. Both arms movIng together and pull Max hands free. Instead, Clyde slid his legs out from around Max and stood, one arm moved up and he placed Max in a FRONT FACE LOCK!
Scott James: Now Clyde showing off right now, these two are putting on a technical classic.
Max quickly pulled back towards the ropes to hook a leg. He knew how quickly Clyde was able to drop someone with that DDT. He wasn’t looking to fall to it at all this match if he was able to avoid it. Still, Clyde didn’t let go of the hold. So while on the ropes Max turned and Clyde back was to the rope. It was Max turn to pull himself free from the lock and send a FOREARM across Clydes jaw! Pushing him back into the ropes with one arm, he shot him off across the ring with an IRISH WHIP. Chasing behind him to go into a DROP DOWN, Clyde stepped over him and continued his run. Max got to his feet and chased behind Clyde meeting him with a LEAP FROG in the middle of the ring. Max spun–
HIGH DROP KICK!
Clyde With a hand, he peeled back the curtain that was those luscious locks from his face to reveal a cocky grin. Rising up to his feet he moved around to circle towards Max. Quickly Max thrust a foot up! The curve of his foot hit Clyde in the forehead as Max went into a backroll. Once he stood one arm went to hook around Clyde quickly turning into an ARM DRAG! Quickly moving to him, he rubbed his chest but moved to grab one of Clydes arms. The other came down to crisscross to hoist Clyde onto his feet. One of Max let go pushing against Clyde chest and he stepped forward!
OVERHAND CHOP!
Mike Fisher: You can hear that one in the nose bleed.
Clyde grabbed at his chest and Max grabbed his arm. Pulling it loose he unleashed another OVERHAND CHOP, bounding for the ropes right after. Stepping onto the second rope be bounded up onto the ropes. The crowd can see Clyde counting, he knew how many bounces Max went usually for a Armdrag. Max bounced to the second and to the third. Clyde thrusted his leg up to the third rope as Max suddenly slipped on the second rope and lost his balance.
Scott James: That one mistake could be all Clyde needed.
Clyde hits a double foot stomp to the chest of Max and then quickly picks him up to deliver a spinning back fist and then a thrust kick to the chest of Max that sends him into the ropes as Max comes back towards Clyde, Clyde hits him with the Street King (USO Superkick) and Clyde fall right on top of him and hooks both legs as the referee gets position.
ONE
TWO
THREE!!!!
*BELL RINGS*
Alice Goldier: Here is your winner by pinfall and your NEW UK CHAMPION, CLYDE NEWTON!!!!
Mike Fisher: What a night for the new UK Champion Clyde Newton!
Scott James: He had to make it through a battle royal and then bring his best against an excellent competitor in Max Stone but tonight in his return Clyde Newton becomes UK Champion and brings the the Championship back to The Mecca.
Clyde Newton celebrates in the ring as he raises the UK Championship in the air, he then exits the ring and walks up the rano where JMont, Enigma and Goliath meet him at the top of the ramp. They give Clyde his congratulations and then line up together and then rise all three Championships in the air and then head towards the back.
Mike Fisher: The Mecca have more gold again and look to be back to their winning ways.
Meanwhile in the ring, Max Stone makes it back to his feet and looks around the arena as the fans give him a standing ovation. He takes it all in before exiting the ring and giving a couple of fans high fives before walking up the ramp and disappearing to the back.
SEGMENT
[Wherever J Mont is, there are always cameras. That is why he knows he could never cheat on Mia because the paparazzi would catch him first hand in the act. But backstage, you see J Mont walking with a purpose. Dressed to the T with a custom Italian suit and the World Title over his Right shoulder. He is making a B line right for the office of Tristan King, the General Manager. A man that J Mont does not get along with for one minute. After the fines, suspensions and bull shit set up matches, it looks like J Mont needs to get something off his mind with Tristan. As he approaches the door, he raises his hand to bang up on the door when all of a sudden, you hear a voice.]
John Cavanagh:There’s the piece of shit I was looking for. What are you doing over here? Bitching about something new now that your ass puppet Shaun is finally outta town?
J MONT: Shaun or no Shaun, THE MECCA still runs this bitch. Not some Irish Band like The Cranberries or whatever you call yourselves over there. Just shut the fuck up while i conduct some business here.
John Cavanagh: The Cranberries? Really? Well if that’s where your mind is I guess I’ll just have to say that it explains your cunty attitude—you’re on the rag!
J MONT: Someone is really JELLY that they are not the talk of the fed anymore. You should be used to it by now Cav. Since I arrived in September, I have made everyone forget who you are and who J Mont is. I have built a MECCA that has done nothing but takeover. Sure, there was a hiccup last week with Mac and Kim leaving, but I still have Enigma and a half of Bam. And the only rag that you are going to be seeing is the one on your forehead when you are laying up in the hospital bed after our match you little Cunt Bitch!
[Cavanagh makes his right hand flap up and down to signify “yapping”]
John Cavanagh: Your Mecca ain’t shit, it’s about as impressive as your shit talking abilities. Numbers games, stack odds in your favor. The entire Islamic world should be trying to hunt you down for making a mockery of their most sacred city. Listen closely you irritated little anal bead I don’t give a fuck what your plans are, I’m going to be the son of a bitch to ruin them just like I ruined the original plans at last year’s Red Alert.
[J Mont laughs at the ridiculous comments by Cav.]
J MONT: Sounds like someone paid attention in school because that may be your best bet after another loss to me. Sign up for Bronx Community College because you will need something to occupy your time after I put you in a wheelchair. You think you ruined things, but yet, I am on top of the world. Undefeated still and the World Champ, and technically never lost the International Title. Shit, I may just go and win that UK title on this show. I will agree on one thing Cav, I do what it takes to win because that is the OBJECT. WIN!
[Cavanagh sucked his teeth, becoming visibly annoyed at the sound of J’s voice.]
John Cavanagh: Bronx? Fuck paying attention in school! Hey, mister high and mighty “I’ve got the world figured out” douchebag, I’m from Hell’s Kitchen—that’s the West Side of Manhattan. I’ve been where you are, cheating to get the job done, it’s fine—karma is a bitch and I’m getting my fair share. BUT the problem is when you’re an arrogant clown that thinks his shit smells like roses because of half accomplishments those clowns get taken care of. So, clown, look into the eyes of the man who WILL end your empty undefeated streak and World Championship reign.
[J Mont looks around to see who is going to end all of his glory, but he doesn't see anyone.]
J MONT: Im looking around Cav, but i don't see anyone that can end this streak im on. All I see is a janitor down the hallway, sweeping up dust from the last time I saw you get a win. I see a lady changing the coffee over there, something you are going to need after all the nightmares you will have from losing to me again. And all I see in front of me is a BITCH!
[Cav shakes his head. Tired of the same repetitive rhetoric.]
John Cavanagh: See, there we go again, blinded by his own ignorance. A man that can only use the same insults over and over again, as if he only knows the words his father and mother shouted back and forth while the two douche nuggets failed at being parents. And, um, since you basically are the old grumpy man behind the curtain at the end of the Wizard of Oz—I will gladly expose you for the talentless hack you are.
J MONT: Whatever I am doing is working as you can see. So why don't you take some notes and learn from the Master.
[Just then, then the door swings open and out walks Tristan King. He must have had enough of the bickering outside his office and is ready to address this situation. Tristan looks over to J Mont who is all decked out in a custom suit and just shakes his head. J Mont smiles and slaps the World Title with his hand. You can see Cav ball his hand into a fist. Before this escalates any further, Tristan is about to speak his mind.]
Tristan King: I've heard enough and have had enough of both you, if you want to beat the hell out of each other for the IIW World Heavyweight Championship then that's fine by me but that won't happen until August 14th at the PPV event so until then you boys play nice or ill hit you both with more fines than your bank accounts can cover.
King begins to close his door but then keeps it open a little to say one more thing.
Tristan King: One more thing gentleman, your World Heavyweight Championship match will now be a LAST MAN STANDING MATCH!!!!
Tristian smirks as he closes his door and leaves Jmont and Cav starting each other down but staying far enough that they don't touch as the scene cuts back to the Mayhem arena.
Main Event
Tag Team Tournament Finals
Standard Tag Team Match
The Syndicate (Black And Gold) Kevin Watkins and Hardcore Jono (with Sabrina Masters) vs Malice Intentions Alliance ( M.I.A ) - Jayce Carver & Trent Maddox
Mike Fisher: It's time for the Main Event and to see which Tag Team walks away as winners of the Tag Team Tournament and punch their ticket to a Tag Team Championship match against the GOC.
Scott James: Both teams have proven to be the two best teams in this tournament as they each had impressive wins but now we will see who is the best of the best.
The Zoo" by Scorpions hits as the arena goes dark with reddish looking fog and smoke coming out. A platform raises and any combination/all of the above of Sabrina Masters, Brodie Masters, Hardcore Jono and Kevin Watkins make their way out/up with Masters leading the charge never without her bullwhip with any combo of the rest on either side of her though slightly behind. As the music dies down
Alice Goldier: I Give you The Syndicate!!!
Masters enters the ring cracks her bullwhip a few times and and then proceeds to use it to "present" her clients to the audience often drawling jeers, she takes her place at ringside as her associates prepare to do their thing so to speak.
Smooth Criminal" Alien Ant Farm plays as Jayce Carver & Trent Maddox come out from the back onto the stage as they receive a standing ovation, they did walk down the ramp with a focused look on his face.
Alice Goldier: I give you Malice Intentions Alliance ( M.I.A ) - Jayce Carver & Trent Maddox!!!!
They slide into the ring and stare down the Syndicate and wait for the match to begin.
*BELL RINGS*
Jayce and Jono start things off for their respective teams as they lock up in the middle of the ring but quickly Jayce gains the advantage by delivering a knee to the gut and then rocks him with a European uppercut and then hits a suplex to send Jono to the ground and follows up with an elbow drop to the chest and quickly goes for a cover.
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KICKOUT!
Jono gets the shoulder up and Jayce argues with the referee and during this time Jono tries to crawl over to his corner but Jayce delivers a stiff elbow to the back of his head and drags him back to his corner and tags in Trent, Trent springboards over the top rope and drives his knees into the back of Jono and then bounces off the ropes and comes back to deliver a boot to his face.
Mike Fisher: MIA has been in full control of this match, Syndicate needs to find a way to build some momentum in this match.
Scott James: They have to show some fight or all their hard work in this tournament would be for nothing.
Trent grabs the leg of Jono but Jono kicks him in the face again and again then reaches up to roll Trent up for an inside cradle pin attempt.
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KICKOUT!!!
Trent kicks out and pops up with a surprise look in his face and then charges at Jono but Jono surprises him with a drop kick and then a standing moonsault. He then picks Trent up and sends him into his team's corner. His partner Kevin holds him in place and then Jono comes rushing in with a kick to the face and then tags in Kevin and he goes straight to the top rope while Jono holds Trent in a back breaker position as Kevin comes off the top rope and drops a huge leg drop across his chest.
Mike Fisher: Great teamwork by The Syndicate, they have really turned this match around.
Scott James: Will see if they can keep it up and punch their ticket to a Tag Team Championship match with The Gangster of Christ.
Kevin lifts Trent up and saying him unto the corner and nails him with a big body splash and then throws him across the ring Trent pulls himself up by the ropes and staggers into Kevin him grabs him by the throat and delivers a sit-out powerbomb and does for the cover but before the referee can make the count Jayce comes flying in to break up the count and then passes something to Trent before the referee makes him exit the ring. Kevin gets up in frustration and bounces off the ropes looking to hit a big boot on him but Trent ducks and hits a neck breaker on Kevin and then rolls up towards Joni while the referee's back is turned dealing with Jayce and nails Jono with some brass knuckles that knock him off the apron.
Mike Fisher: Not like this damn it.
Scott James: MIA just showing how they want this more and want that Tag Team Match Championship match more.
Kevin staggers up and Trent nails him with the brass knuckles and then tucks them into his trunks as he tags in Jayce, Jayce hits Kevin with a super kick and then hits Jayce Cutter ( Diamond Cutter ) and hooks both legs as the referee gets in position.
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*BELL RINGS*
Alice Goldier: Here is your winner by pinfall and the number one contenders to the IIW Tag Team Titles Malice Intentions Alliance ( M.I.A ) - Jayce Carver & Trent Maddox!!!!
Mike Fisher: They won the tag tournament and had to go through a crowded field of great tag teams and now all that awaits them is a Tag Team Title match at Gates of Immortality!
MIA celebrates in the middle of the ring a the referee raises their hands in the air but then turn their attention to entrance as The IIW Tag Team Champions The GOC come out giving them a sarcastic golf clap and then the two teams just stare each other down as the screen fades out and the show logo appears on screen.