[776 BC is when the Ancient Olympics Games first took place. That was followed by Athens 1896 as the first occurrence of the Modern Olympic Games. The reason they were established was a desire to revive the tradition of athletic competition that has been dormant for many years.]
Team Olympus does not have Athletics in them!
[Everyone knows I'm a teacher and you all are students, so let's sit down for a minute and look at Olympics 101 because Team Olympus is an embarrassment using that name. They do not know first hand what their own name even means. I bet they didn't even know that the gold medals are mostly made of silver. Or better yet, they don't even realize that the Olympic Torch Relay is not an ancient tradition. And something else they need to get used to because I'm going to make sure the same thing happens to them that happened 3 times in the modern Olympic era.]
TEAM OLYMPUS IS GOING TO GET CANCELED!
[Sit down, I have more to tell you. Did you know that only 5 countries have been represented at every modern era Summer Olympic Games? Don’t lie because you didn't know that. You are about as dumb as my partner John Cavanagh is for even thinking he has a chance to get this World Title back. Another great fact that J Mont has in common with the Olympics is that only 2 people have ever won gold medals during the Summer and Winter Olympics.]
GILLIS GRAFSTROM
EDDIE EAGAN
[Now, they are not in the same class as J Mont who held the International Title and World Title at the same time until he was forced to vacate the International after winning the World Title from his partner in this upcoming tag match.]
J MONT 2 TITLES AT ONCE!
[But there is more. 2 athletes have won gold medals competing for 2 different Nations.]
DANIEL CARROL
KAKHI KAKHIASHVILI
[Names that dont matter because J Mont has done something most can't say they have done. Hold multiple World Titles in different feds at the same damn time. And to top it off, how about athletes in the Ancient Olympics Games competing in the nude.]
WOAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[No one wants to see Team Olympus fuckin naked. The only one maybe is Kim Pain since she is desperate to get the cobwebs out of her…... .ok, next topic. The thought of Team Olympus and Kim Pain has me wanting to throw up this 1000 dollar steak with mashed potatoes I had last night. And finally, last but not least. The first Olympic drug suspension did not occur until 1968. Someone needs to check out Mac Bane because that dude goes through cycles of having a semi 6 pack and then a beer gut.]
MAC BANE NEEDS A DRUG TEST!
[And you are wondering what all of this means I'm guessing. Well it's quite simple. Team Olympus has a name they should never have been repping. They are an embarrassment to the name and to the sport of wrestling as well. They are nothing more than 2 guys that need to be on the back of a garbage truck every morning at 6 a.m.]
THERE WILL BE NO UPSET HERE!
[Sure The Olympics have had a lot of them in their history, but when it comes to the IIW and J Mont, there will not be any upsets. J Mont will not be added to a list when it comes to being upset by 2 guys who probably couldn't get hired as security guards outside of a Walmart.]
Evan Lysacek wins gold!
Alina Dumitru takes home gold in Judo!
Great Britain Defeats Canada in Hockey!
Tara Lipinski upsets Michelle Kwan!
Emil Zatopek Wins the Men's Marathon!
The Magnificent Seven!
US Women defeat East Germany!
US Basketball loses to the Soviet Union!
2004 USA Team losing Multiple Games!
Japan defeats the US Softball Team!
Rulon Gardner Shocks the World!
The Miracle on Ice!
[You see, Team Olympus is hoping to follow in the footsteps of all these upsets, but they are forgetting one thing. They are stepping into the ring with J Mont. The man that has carried the IIW on his back since September. The man that gets the job done every single time. The only way J Mont will lose this match is if he walks away from Cav and leaves. Because we all know that Cav cannot beat Team Olympus without J Mont. He needs J Mont more than ever while J Mont can win this match on his own like he has done multiple times here in the IIW.]
HANDICAP MATCH!
[J Mont has won a few of those already so some should just send Cav home for the night while J Mont gets the job done again. Give Cav extra time to get ready for another loss because like Team Olympus, Cav is not going to pull off any…….]
UPSET OVER J MONT
[This match is just a way for the IIW to get another sold out event, and pad their pockets. That is why they booked J Mont in yet again, another Main Event on the go home show before the big PPV. While J Mont has a lot on his plate right now, he will not miss the chance to watch Cav struggle in the ring, that's if he even gets in the ring. J Mont’s plan is simple. Start the match and end the match. Let Cav stand there with that stupid look on his face like…..]
WOW, I WON!
[You can thank me for helping you get a win Cav. But like a kid, you are not ready for me. You still have the training wheels on your bike and cannot keep up. Am I looking past Team Olympus? I can honestly say, yes I am because all they are is just a warm up for what i have been waiting for.]
TO SHUT CAV UP AGAIN!
[When that bell rings, I will have Cav as a partner. After the ref hits the mat a 3rd time, then Cav becomes the target again. I didn't miss my first shot with Cav and I won't miss my second either. The insiders can say what they want about me right now not taking this match seriously, but I mean come on. I'm J Mont! I am the best the IIW has and one of the best in the industry. Team Olympus will never sniff the top of anything but a cheesecake. As a matter of fact, someone find a milk carton because……]]
TEAM OLYMPUS IS MISSING!
[They may be on the roster but i think the last time they truly showed up was the last time Johnny Stylez got laid, and that has been a few years according to the paparazzi. But enough of the education and the games. J Mont will be there and make sure there are enough JKO’s to go around because when the dust settles, J Mont will be standing tall with the……]
GOLD!
[The World Championship will never leave my side and the closest Cav will ever get to this is when he is standing next to me during the team introductions. As for Team Olympus, the only gold they will see is on a wrapper of a candy bar.]
“It’s not bragging if you can back it up!”