Post by Xavier Lux on Jul 23, 2023 20:22:37 GMT
OOC: I sent this segment late (I guess), so it didn't make the show... Hope it's cool for me to post here since it helps explaining Xavier Lux being the ref for the Darby/PG match.
Higgins: Well folks, earlier today, the lovely Ally Anderson caught up with a wrestler we weren’t expecting in attendance tonight.
Glass: Who?
Higgins: Let’s go to the video to find out.
The video switches, and we see none other than “HardRising” Champion Xavier Lux arriving at the arena, looking none-to-pleased despise looking like a million bucks in a Brunello Cucinelli Galles Super 150s Wool Plaid Suit, white dress shirt without a tie and tan color loafers. He is pulling a small travelling case with his right hand and on his left, he carries a case, likely holding both of his championships. Ally stops him as he is about to enter the arena, hoping to get the scoop as to why he is here tonight.
Anderson: Xavier Lux, welcome! Didn’t think we would see you here tonight. What brings you to Friday Night Combat?
Xavier Lux: Thank you… Ally is it? Well, I wasn’t planning on attending tonight, as I had asked for some time off to deal with a family matter.
Anderson: Oh, I’m sorry to hear, everything okay now?
Xavier Lux: Not really, no… but I had to put that on hold, imagine that? Put family matters on hold because I have to deal with some wrestling bull… *pauses*… When I saw what the main event for tonight’s show was, I simply lost it…
Anderson: Well, I’m not sure if it’s the main event, but you’re referencing the match between PG13, and Trent Darby I assume? Your two upcoming opponents at-
Xavier Lux: It’s probably not the main event because neither of those jokers are main event material… But yes, that is the match I’m referencing… Let me ask you something Abby.
Anderson: Ally.
Xavier Lux: Whatever… It’s Trent Darby any sort of champion at the moment?
Anderson: No.
Xavier Lux: Right, and is Rated E for everyone the Uprising Champion?
Anderson: PG-13 you mean? No, he is not.
Xavier Lux: Right again, now answer this for the hat trick… Is he the Hardcore Champion?
Anderson: No….
Xavier removes his green Ray Ban Aviator sunglasses bends a little so he is face to face with her, their noses almost touching.
Xavier Lux: THEN WHY THE HELL DO EITHER OF THEM GET TO DECIDE THE STIPULATION FOR MY TITLE MATCH?!
Ally stumbles backwards, startled by Xavier screaming at her… She regains her composure before answering.
Anderson: EXCUSE ME! RUDE! *ahem* Well, I mean, PG-13 is the TV champion, so…
Xavier Lux: SO?! That title is beneath my titles, that is the title you give people who are barely good enough to be called a wrestler… Think of it as a nudge above a participation trophy… So, no… Neither of these two morons will get to decide MY match where I will become the triple-crown champion out of despite because I could care less about that TV dinner belt.
Anderson: So, what do you plan to do? Will you compete tonight?
Xavier Lux: No, I will not be competing tonight, I already spoke to our “commissioner of the week” and while he couldn’t put me in the match because he is an incompetent lard ass, he did make me the guest referee for tonight’s match between those two losers.
Anderson: Oh wow, that is huge! I’m sure you will call it right down the middle right?
Xavier scoffs at her and then puts his glasses back on.
Xavier Lux: I guess you’ll just have to wait and see now won’t ya?
He heads inside leaving Ally there puzzled.
Anderson: Well folks, there you have it, shocking news before Friday Night Combat even gets started! The stakes have been raised as Xavier Lux will be the guest referee for the match between PG-13 vs. Trent Darby, with the winner getting to pick the stipulation for their triple crown title match later in the month… Back to you at ringside.
Glass: Wait, how she know we were at ringside when that was recorded earlier today?
Higgins: Magic of course.
Glass: Say what? She a witch? Don’t be playing with me fool.
Higgins: Please tell me you’re joking?
Glass: Of course I am, I don’t believe in witches.
Higgins: Anyway folks, looks like the PG13/Darby match just got a lot more interesting with the HardRising champion being the guest referee. You think he’s gonna call it right down the middle Arthur?
Glass: Oh fo’sho, and you’re the greatest sportscaster to come out of Kentucky.
Higgins: Wow, thank you Arthur!
Glass: That was sarcasm Alex… come on man.
Higgins: Ouch…Well folks… up next….
Higgins: Well folks, earlier today, the lovely Ally Anderson caught up with a wrestler we weren’t expecting in attendance tonight.
Glass: Who?
Higgins: Let’s go to the video to find out.
The video switches, and we see none other than “HardRising” Champion Xavier Lux arriving at the arena, looking none-to-pleased despise looking like a million bucks in a Brunello Cucinelli Galles Super 150s Wool Plaid Suit, white dress shirt without a tie and tan color loafers. He is pulling a small travelling case with his right hand and on his left, he carries a case, likely holding both of his championships. Ally stops him as he is about to enter the arena, hoping to get the scoop as to why he is here tonight.
Anderson: Xavier Lux, welcome! Didn’t think we would see you here tonight. What brings you to Friday Night Combat?
Xavier Lux: Thank you… Ally is it? Well, I wasn’t planning on attending tonight, as I had asked for some time off to deal with a family matter.
Anderson: Oh, I’m sorry to hear, everything okay now?
Xavier Lux: Not really, no… but I had to put that on hold, imagine that? Put family matters on hold because I have to deal with some wrestling bull… *pauses*… When I saw what the main event for tonight’s show was, I simply lost it…
Anderson: Well, I’m not sure if it’s the main event, but you’re referencing the match between PG13, and Trent Darby I assume? Your two upcoming opponents at-
Xavier Lux: It’s probably not the main event because neither of those jokers are main event material… But yes, that is the match I’m referencing… Let me ask you something Abby.
Anderson: Ally.
Xavier Lux: Whatever… It’s Trent Darby any sort of champion at the moment?
Anderson: No.
Xavier Lux: Right, and is Rated E for everyone the Uprising Champion?
Anderson: PG-13 you mean? No, he is not.
Xavier Lux: Right again, now answer this for the hat trick… Is he the Hardcore Champion?
Anderson: No….
Xavier removes his green Ray Ban Aviator sunglasses bends a little so he is face to face with her, their noses almost touching.
Xavier Lux: THEN WHY THE HELL DO EITHER OF THEM GET TO DECIDE THE STIPULATION FOR MY TITLE MATCH?!
Ally stumbles backwards, startled by Xavier screaming at her… She regains her composure before answering.
Anderson: EXCUSE ME! RUDE! *ahem* Well, I mean, PG-13 is the TV champion, so…
Xavier Lux: SO?! That title is beneath my titles, that is the title you give people who are barely good enough to be called a wrestler… Think of it as a nudge above a participation trophy… So, no… Neither of these two morons will get to decide MY match where I will become the triple-crown champion out of despite because I could care less about that TV dinner belt.
Anderson: So, what do you plan to do? Will you compete tonight?
Xavier Lux: No, I will not be competing tonight, I already spoke to our “commissioner of the week” and while he couldn’t put me in the match because he is an incompetent lard ass, he did make me the guest referee for tonight’s match between those two losers.
Anderson: Oh wow, that is huge! I’m sure you will call it right down the middle right?
Xavier scoffs at her and then puts his glasses back on.
Xavier Lux: I guess you’ll just have to wait and see now won’t ya?
He heads inside leaving Ally there puzzled.
Anderson: Well folks, there you have it, shocking news before Friday Night Combat even gets started! The stakes have been raised as Xavier Lux will be the guest referee for the match between PG-13 vs. Trent Darby, with the winner getting to pick the stipulation for their triple crown title match later in the month… Back to you at ringside.
Glass: Wait, how she know we were at ringside when that was recorded earlier today?
Higgins: Magic of course.
Glass: Say what? She a witch? Don’t be playing with me fool.
Higgins: Please tell me you’re joking?
Glass: Of course I am, I don’t believe in witches.
Higgins: Anyway folks, looks like the PG13/Darby match just got a lot more interesting with the HardRising champion being the guest referee. You think he’s gonna call it right down the middle Arthur?
Glass: Oh fo’sho, and you’re the greatest sportscaster to come out of Kentucky.
Higgins: Wow, thank you Arthur!
Glass: That was sarcasm Alex… come on man.
Higgins: Ouch…Well folks… up next….