Post by Dan Distoner on Mar 21, 2021 2:28:04 GMT
In Dan Distoners locker room moments after the tv title match between new champion Anthony Phoenix and Benz. Phoenix has his newly won championship over his shoulder is being given a hug by Distoner. Kevin Deene is sitting on the couch having a beer. Distoner motions for everyone to gather on the couches. And pulls a bottle out of his bag.
Distoner: Ladies and Gentlemen. It's time to celebrate. Tonight three things happened.
1. I retained my championship. In a tough fought match. Busted a few knuckles and tweaked my knee. But I will be ok
2. Our boy Phoenix here won the TV Title
3. We just put IIW on notice. We left Myers, Scotty Adams, and Chino laid out. With any luck. Once and for all ended Chino. FOR GOOD.
MJ: Isn't it great how a plan works out? Those fucks didn't see it coming. When you three chucked Chino over the ropes and thru that table. I damn near shit myself.
Distoner: Fuck. When he landed. He bounced around like a Mexican Jumping Bean. It was beautiful.
Everyone starts laughing. As Distoner pours a round of shots.
He holds up his glass to the room.
Distoner: Tonight. Was a great night. A night of triumph. The Revolution has just begun guys. Idiots like Myers Chino and even the head bitch in charge around here Osh Vaughn. Walked around here thinking they had us fooled. Well boys. Look who is laughing now.
I'm not gonna bore you guys any longer. It time to party. A Revolution X style party. Because that's who we are. Now if my dear sister would pass those joints around to any who partake. Let's get this party started.
DiStoner turns the stereo on. And takes a shot. And as the partying starts. The lyrics of the song. Are felt by each man and woman in the room.
"I tip my hat to the new Constitution. Take a bow for the new Revolution. Smile and grin at the change all around. Pick up my guitar and play. Just like yesterday. And I get on my knees and pray. We don't get fooled again"
Distoner: Ladies and Gentlemen. It's time to celebrate. Tonight three things happened.
1. I retained my championship. In a tough fought match. Busted a few knuckles and tweaked my knee. But I will be ok
2. Our boy Phoenix here won the TV Title
3. We just put IIW on notice. We left Myers, Scotty Adams, and Chino laid out. With any luck. Once and for all ended Chino. FOR GOOD.
MJ: Isn't it great how a plan works out? Those fucks didn't see it coming. When you three chucked Chino over the ropes and thru that table. I damn near shit myself.
Distoner: Fuck. When he landed. He bounced around like a Mexican Jumping Bean. It was beautiful.
Everyone starts laughing. As Distoner pours a round of shots.
He holds up his glass to the room.
Distoner: Tonight. Was a great night. A night of triumph. The Revolution has just begun guys. Idiots like Myers Chino and even the head bitch in charge around here Osh Vaughn. Walked around here thinking they had us fooled. Well boys. Look who is laughing now.
I'm not gonna bore you guys any longer. It time to party. A Revolution X style party. Because that's who we are. Now if my dear sister would pass those joints around to any who partake. Let's get this party started.
DiStoner turns the stereo on. And takes a shot. And as the partying starts. The lyrics of the song. Are felt by each man and woman in the room.
"I tip my hat to the new Constitution. Take a bow for the new Revolution. Smile and grin at the change all around. Pick up my guitar and play. Just like yesterday. And I get on my knees and pray. We don't get fooled again"