With time getting closer and closer to the end of the IIW, there is only one thing left to do. And that is to be the last man standing to retain my World Heavyweight Championship. But as most of America knows, I'm the biggest asshole in the industry unless your family. Maybe this time around, I can change that perception about myself a little. What am I trying to say here? It’s simple. I don’t want to see Cav leave the last ever IIW Supershow with nothing to show for it. Sure he will be leaving with injuries and medical bills, but that was expected. What isn't expected is that I'm going to give Cav a GIFT.
A GIFT?
Yes, you heard that correctly. I got something for Cav to remind him just why he can never beat me and for him to remember that J Mont is one of the greatest to ever do this. Sounds cocky? YES! But, I am trying to be a nice guy here and get him something. What is wrong with that? I see nothing wrong with it but I am sure most of America will give me shit for it. Well, if you are giving me shit, then you are giving shit to the man that I am working on this gift with.
WHO IS THIS GUY?
Well, just like the board game GUESS WHO, here are a few clues so you can feel a part of this. This man has worked with the likes of the NWA, Snoop Dogg, Eminem, 50 Cent, The Game. This man has changed Hip Hop with the creation of The Chronicle. He created a new label known as Aftermath Entertainment. You can go on and on about more accomplishments but at the end of the day, 30 years and counting, this man has cemented his legacy as the greatest hip hop producer of all time.
STILL DON'T KNOW?
Ok, i give up then. You are dumber than Waldo Geraldo Faldo from Family Matters.
Record One Recording Studio
13849 Ventura Blvd
Sherman Oaks, CA 91423
The 7,000 square foot facility is where things pick up. But that is not the only pick up that is showing up. That is if you call this a pickup or a one of a kind vehicle. A 2024 Mercedes Benz G Class G AMG 63 6x6 in all black pulls up to the front of the facility. A great way to spend 1.8 million dollars. As the vehicle parks, you can see 2 big ass security guards walking up to the vehicle.
As J Mont gets out of the vehicle, he sees the 2 men coming towards him. As J Mont is about to get into a fighting stance, one of the men throws his hands up in disbelief, but in a good way.
Security #1: God damn it bro, I have never seen a 6X6 G Wagon before.
J Mont puts his hands down and laughs. Looking at the big ass guy who could be the starting Left tackle for the New York Jets.
J Mont: Custom order brother. Money talks, bull shit walks.
A group laugh between the 3 men. What went from a possible war on gang turf to a laugh, things are really getting interesting.
Security #2: Now I know you ain't Eminem. He is only 5 foot 8 and 157 pounds. You look about 7 to 8 inches taller and another 100 pounds.
Security #1: Bro, you have to be fuckin kidding me.
Security #2: What man? What did I say?
Security #1: Do you really not know who this man is?
Security #2: Man, the only white guys I know are Eminem and Tom Brady.
Security #1: Hey J, you will have to excuse my dumbass partner here. He doesn't get out much and when he does, he goes to the hole in the wall clubs where you can barely see in there and full of 500 pound women.
Security #2: Big women need lovin too.
J Mont and Security #1 just shake their heads at this guy's comment.
J Mont: Well, let me introduce myself.
MY NAME IS
MY NAME IS
SLIM MONT
J Mont smiles because deep down, he’s always wanted to be a rapper. And not like Malibu's Most Wanted or CB4.
J Mont: Since you are one of the ONLY people in America that doesn't know who i am, let me introduce myself to you. Joe Montuori, but I go by J Mont.
Security #1: This is my dawg right here. One of the greatest of all time.
Security #2: Well, now you are my 3rd white friend.
J Mont: We are friends?
Security #2: If you want to live.
J Mont: I guess you never heard of The Ndrangheta’s, The Genovese Family, The Gotti’s, or La Costra Nostra?
Security #1: Those are some fucked up people and families. I'm on your side J.
Security #2: OK, I get it. You're a big and bad mutha fucka.
Security #1 taps J Mont on the shoulder to follow him into the recording studio. As J Mont follows, Security #1 is behind the 2 of them to make sure J Mont is safe and sound as he enters the building. As they walk past a few rooms, they arrive at the studio where some of the biggest songs were made.
FORGOT ABOUT DRE
IN DA CLUB
MY NAME IS
FAMILY AFFAIR
Just to name a few and if you still have no idea who and where we are, then just please do the world a favor and go to the Burj Khalifa in Dubai, and make your way to the roof. And as you're standing there looking down, you need to realize that you are 2,722 feet up in the air. But the best thing is, that when you land at the bottom and are as flat as a pancake from IHOP, you won't be any dumber.
The answer as Steve Harvey knows as well is
DR DRE
As J Mont enters the studio, Dre turns around and sees his boy. No one knows that Dre and J Mont go way back, but they do know. A big hug between the 2 men and then they take a seat.
J Mont: Man, I really appreciate this man.
Dr Dre: Man, it sucks that IIW is closing. Maybe I need to buy that company too.
J Mont: I can buy it if I want too as well, but I got so much going on and a wedding coming up.
Dr Dre: I can’t wait to give a speech there.
J Mont: Please don’t bring up any hood stories we had.
Dre and J Mont just laugh because if people really knew all the craziness J Mont did in the hood, they might think twice before fucking with him. No one gives a fuck about Hell’s Kitchen. That is where pussies are made up from.
Dr Dre: I got your back bro, let’s get this started because I got Eminem coming in after you to do a diss track on Melle Mel.
J Mont: He is a true piece of shit.
As J Mont looks around, he is amazed by all the Grammy Awards filling up the wall. The computers, the digital audio workstations, the audio interfaces, the MIDI controllers, microphones, headphones, monitors, speakers, cables, chairs, workstations and so much more.
J Mont: Man, this is some money sitting up here. You can't buy any of this stuff at Best Buy!
Dr Dre: Yeah man, Best Buy can stick with Justin Bieber and Drew Brees.
J Mont: You ready to throw a touchdown right now with this album for Cav.
Dr Dre: I don't know much about this Cav except for the last time you beat his ass.
J Mont: And Another one is coming.
Dr Dre: Did you forget where you are?
J Mont: I had to throw that in there.
As J Mont and Dre laugh at the DJ Khaled quote stated by J Mont, they get ready to produce an album for Cav. And so, the GIFT is finally revealed. As Dre throws on his head set, J Mont does the same. They have the plan in place, now the execution is all that is left.
J Mont: I have about 12 songs I want to make on the CD for Cav.
Dr. Dre: Ok, let's do this.
J Mont and Dr. Dre are now working together on this gift for Cav that J Mont has been wanting to put together as a going away present for the man he is about to beat TWICE. As they are working together on the computer to make this, Dr Dre lights up a blunt and looks at J Mont who waves him off. He doesn't want to have a cheap loss to Cav because of a drug test because that is something Cav would do. He would hear a rumor J Mont smoked some POT, then call IIW management to drug test J Mont, then when the failed results come back,he will want the World Title handed to him. That is how much of a pussy Cav is, but J Mont is here with Dre to remind Cav what he is getting himself into AGAIN!
As the conversations, laughs, smiles build up, they are cruising through this together. Picking song after song for this. And knowing how good Dre is, they knock this out in an hour. The gift for Cav is complete and now, all that is left is to see the songs that were picked out for this.
Dr Dre: Man, that was some fun. No stress or dealing with some egotistical rapper who knows everything.
J Mont: I think we nailed it with the song choices.
As Dre prints up the CD, his phone rings as he takes an important phone call from Michael Jordan who just sold the Charlotte Hornets and is looking for more ways to invest the money he made.
J Mont: Man, I cannot wait to show Cav that I'm a nice guy with this gift. I know he ain't getting me shit and that's OK. But, once Cav listens to this, I hope he realizes that he never stood a chance against me…..AGAIN.
SONG 1- NO EASY WAY OUT BY ROBERT TEPPER
This song symbolizes the fact that Cav has nowhere to run. This is a last man standing match and I will make sure Cav understands that I am going to beat him from one side of the building to the other. I am going to make sure that there is a 20 count not a 10. I want him to remember that the path he chose is one he will regret. There will be no easy way out for Cav, and if he dies, he dies.
SONG 2- MAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT BY LL COOL J
It’s really simple here. My family and friends want me to get the job done and leave as the last ever IIW World Champion and keep my undefeated streak alive. That is pure motivation right there but when my Mom called me and said to KNOCK YOU OUT, that was all the motivation i needed right there. I have never let my mom down before, and I won't start now. Especially with a piece of trash like Cav who has done nothing to earn this rematch. He is only getting this match because of contractual obligations. Ever since he lost his title to me in March, he has pretty much just been sitting home crying like a little bitch. So, when he finally showed his face again, his boyfriend Tristan King hooked him up. But, the JKO I have for Cav is going to hit so hard that Mama all the way in New York will say you got KNOCKED OUT!
SONG 3- BREAK STUFF BY LIMP BIZKIT
Cav asked for this. Running his mouth and bitching about how J Mont is the cancer of IIW. How J Mont ruined this great federation. How it's all about J Mont. Guess what Cav? I am going to shut you up and prove just why it was the best thing to ever happen to the IIW. And in doing that, I'm going to leave a lasting impression on you. I am going to break your femur, spine, skull, wrist, hip, rib, ankle, pelvis, tailbone and elbow. I am going to make sure you are in a wheelchair like Blind Billy and have a dead bird as your only friend left in this world.
SONG 4- FIGHT NIGHT BY MIGOS
This is the fight that you wanted. Sure, I wanted to face you again but I truly had a few other people in mind that I thought were deserving of this opportunity. People like Mac Bane, or one of my best friends Enigma who is the hottest wrestler of 2023. Shit, I would even give Max Stone a 4th chance to TRY to beat me. Even El Landerson since he gave you a run for your money a while back. But this is fight night now Cav. You think Last Man Standing favors you but you are forgetting who is standing across from you. The man that beat you in Hell in a Cell. The man that won War Games. The man that went through 29 people to get his shot at you to take that World Title. The man that has never lost or been submitted here. If this was UFC, I would win an additional $50,000 for the Fight and Knockout of the night, because that is what you have coming your way.
SONG 5- SURVIVOR BY DESTINY’S CHILD
I have survived this long Cav as a champion in the IIW. Since Day 1 arrived, I have held some kind of gold. Whether it was tag gold, International gold or the current World Title. Gold has been on my shoulder and around my waist. My plan to hold every type of gold here in the IIW has been put to a halt because of the closure but that won't stop me from taking home my IIW World Title and putting it in my home collection at home with other trophies, awards and titles. I have survived a lot in my life Cav. From the streets of the Bronx to the wrestling ring. I have pretty much done it all. I will be 43 years old in a few months. I don't have to do this anymore, but I love doing this. I love beating the shit out of people and talking all the smack. I love the attention and spotlight. So, after that 10 count, I will survive again and take Mia to go see the next Beyonce concert.
SONG 6- WHAT'S MY NAME BY DMX
The rest of your life Cav, you will always remember the name J Mont. You are going to be walking the streets of New York with your head down because you think it's your city but at the end of the day, it's the city that J Mont runs. Everyone knows who i am and when they see you, all they are going to think about is J Mont. The man that beat Cav TWICE. Hell’s Kitchen doesn't want you there anymore. You might as well go to Jersey and see if the Jersey Shore needs a personal driver to take them places. That is about all you will be good for at this point of your career. My name after the Final Super Show will be. STILL IIW WORLD CHAMPION. J MONT!!!
SONG 7- NO PROBLEM BY LIL SCRAPPY
Cav, you may think you're a problem, but you really aren't. I already know what you bring to the table. I know what you are capable of and it's not that much. You talk a lot and that's about it. I know what I need to do to win this last man standing match. I have been in these types of matches before. I only lost it one time and it was to Mac Bane. I have to give respect where it's due. Sure he had help from Peter Vaughn to pull off one of the biggest upsets in this industry, but I have to give credit where it's due. He did what he had to do to win it. And that is where me and you differ. I will make sacrifices and do what it takes to get that win. You won't do that. The only problem I see in this match is that you are in it when you don't deserve to be in it. But I will be a problem solver here and solve this equation. It will be no problem doing it either.
J MONT MINUS CAV PLUS WORLD TITLE EQUALS STILL CHAMPION!!!
SONG 8- BODIES BY DROWNING POOL
There might not be bodies laying around but there will be a BODY laying there that you will need to put in a body bag.
Obviously with this being a last man standing match, I'm going to make sure there is nothing left of Cav. I will be doing a favor for the rest of the world by getting rid of this piece of shit. If there was a way I could break up his body into pieces and flush it down a toilet where he belongs, I would. But, get the paramedics ready because Cav is going to need it when this is all said and done. I will stand over the body bag holding my title high as the IIW comes to an end. Leaving the lasting impression of the IIW with J Mont standing over a dead carcass of Cav. The streak will continue and hopefully one day, it can pick back up.
SONG 9- EYE OF THE TIGER BY SURVIVOR
This song sums it up Cav. I have my EYE on keeping this World Title and as Rocky did with The Russian, he kept going and going and going. Never giving up and that is what I am going to do. I will not stop until I hear that 10 count from the ref and have my hand raised for the final time here in the IIW. I have my EYE on the prize and that is taking you out AGAIN, staying unbeaten and retaining my World Title. There is no way you are going to pull off the upset like a Clubber Lang. There is no way you will survive the arsenal of attacks I throw at you. You may think you have me figured out but being the master of mind games, you have nothing solved. Enjoy being in a Main Event for the last time of your career. You should be thanking me for this chance but you won't. Now, this will be your last ever Main Event Match. Your last ever World Title Match. Your last ever Match in general. You are going down bitch and its going to be so bad, you might want to check on flights to Russia and get the fuck out of the states.
SONG 10- BACK FOR MORE BY FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH
As I sit back Cav, I wonder why you are back for more. You got your ass handed to you last time and then you took your ball and went home. You should have stayed in Hell’s Kitchen eating your Roman Noodles and Spaghetti O’s. But instead, you kissed the ass of Tristan King to get this rematch when there were more worthy competitors. You got jealous that the IIW was taking off and getting some of the best talent worldwide to come over. You were so used to everyone kissing your ass and looking up to Cav. But that all changed when I arrived. You didn't like the fact that I took all the spotlight. I took the magazine covers. All my matches were in the Main Event. Social Media talked all about me and nothing about Cav. You are only back for more because you want to be in the spotlight again and you know the only way to get that is to tag along with me. Come on Cav, hop on my back and I will take you to the Main Event. Coming back for more is truly a decision that you are going to regret in the long run. Just remember you did this to yourself. Whatever I do to you is your fault.
SONG 11- FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHT- BY BEASTIE BOYS
Cav, just remember this. I am fighting for more than you are. I'm fighting my Mia, Baby G, The Mecca, CCPE, Sonya Benson, family and friends. I have a lot of people that are counting on me to get this win and keep my legacy and hall of fame career growing. Im fighting for the RIGHT to be the last ever IIW Champion and one of the only men to say that they have defeated CAV TWICE. I'm surprised a lot of wrestlers can't say that but here we are. J Mont has to get the job done AGAIN. You may think the target is on my back but in reality the target cannot be any bigger on you. I am going to throw that dart and hit the bullseye. I am going to shoot the gun and hit the red circle dead on. I am going to hit that fastball 487 feet over the center field wall. Do you get what I am saying bitch? I am not going to miss my target and I will be fighting for my right to be the last ever IIW World Champion.
SONG 12- CRUEL SUMMER BY BANANARAMA
As the summer is coming to an end and the kids go back to school, I will be teaching CAV a lesson here. If at first you don't succeed against J Mont, dont try again. That is something I'm going to have to teach you first hand I guess. Class has always been in session CAV but you keep failing. You need to open the book and pay attention and take notes. J Mont is the best thing to ever grace the IIW and the only way to beat him is……well, there is no way you can beat me Cav, so that is your lesson here. You are coming into this match with high hopes that are going to get crushed like a Coke Soda can getting stepped on. Your summer is going to end with you on your back for a 10 count. And your fall season is going to start with you recovering from all the injuries you received courtesy of myself. It’s going to be a very cruel summer ending for you Cav. I am going to make sure my summer ends on a high note as I get ready for the next big event of my life, which is my wedding with Mia on 12/31/23. I might wear this World TItle to the wedding to remind you and everyone that I am the best champion and Husband in this world. Cav, I'm sorry you made the call to face me again. I am sorry that I am the one that will put you on the shelf like a can of corn. I am sorry that I am the one that is going to close the chapter on your career and write THE END on the last page. Your book is ending and my book is continuing. I have plenty of chapters left to write, but I'm going to finally close this chapter between J Mont and Cav.
Seems like forever, but Dre comes back into the Studio after his personal phone call.
Dr Dre: Sorry about that, but that was an important investment phone call I needed to take.
J Mont: Make that paper. I'm just excited to get this GIFT to Cav.
Dr Dre: At least he will have something to listen to when he is laying in a bed after you fuck him up.
J Mont: See, i'm a nice guy. Not a Cancer or Asshole.
Dr Dre: You can be an asshole sometimes. HAHA
J Mont: Touche.
Dre pulls out the CD and puts it in the custom case that they already had made up for this gift to Cav. The case shows an image of Cav on his back looking up at J Mont standing over him holding the World Title high up. The title of this CD is seen next
CD TITLE- I HAVE BETTER SHIT TO WORRY ABOUT
Dre hands the CD GIFT to J Mont. They shake hands followed by a hug. The respect is there. The friendship is there. Something Cav will never have with either man. As J Mont opens the door, the 2 big security guards are standing there. They are ordered to escort J Mont to his G wagon and make sure he is safe and sound. As they walk back down the hallways again, J Mont feels like royalty being flanked by 2 big NFL look alike offensive guards. As they swing open the front door, that 6X6 G Wagon is shining sharp in that black color. J Mont fists pumps the 2 big guys and walks around to the drivers side. As the guys look on, J Mont looks at the back of the G Wagon which has 4 wheels, something rare and different.
J Mont: Maybe one day, Cav can afford something like this. These 6 wheels plus my 2 feet plus my 2 fists equals 10 which is the count I need to secure another victory over Cav. I am going to run you over Cav, and for good measure I might just put myself in reverse and run you over again, and then go forward and run you over one more time. You catching my drift bitch? I'm going to run you over in every way possible. I'm not losing to you and I'm not losing this lifestyle I have. Congratulations on being in the last Main Event for the IIW but also Congratulations for being known as the last man to ever lose a match in the IIW.
J Mont hops into his G Wagon and pushes the start button to start the vehicle. As he steps on the gas, you can see some of the dirt and rocks shoot up from the back wheels. As the driver's window goes down, you can hear a song as J Mont accelerates away from the studio and on his way back home.
ALL I DO IS WIN BY DJ KHALED