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Post by Osh Vaughan on Mar 12, 2024 15:36:26 GMT
TV Title No.1 Contenders
TJ Alexander vs Jack M. Hoff
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Post by jacknmehoff on Mar 20, 2024 23:53:02 GMT
We are taken to a dark back room of JM Studios. It is the only room in the building where cameras are never allowed to film. The room is a "Fortress of Solitude" of sorts for Jack. It is a room where he can drop is public facade and be himself. It's a place where very few people are allowed. The room contains a beat up old wrestling ring, as well are weights and work out equipment that show signs of excessive use. It is early in the morning on Tuesday. No one is even in the building yet, except for one person.
Off in the corner, working on a computer is a woman who used to feel right at home in the ring. Eva Ridge.
She used to be known as the "Goddess of Gore," a name she earned the scars she wears. She has a cigarette smoldering in an ash tray and her long blonde hair falls over one shoulder. Her skin is pale, almost translucent, the scars across her forearms stand out like red welts. She wears a faded black tank top that says "Uncensored Wrestling Federation" on it. She looks up from the computer as Jack walks into the room.
She gets up from her desk, storms over to the door, grabs Jack by the shirt and yells, "Are you insane?"
Jack smiles at her and says "Probably."
Eva pushes him against the wall, she's almost as tall as Jack is, and it's obvious she used to be a wrestler. She yells at him, "What the Hell are you thinking, trying to burn down a wrestling ring in the middle of the show?"
Jack stands up and confidently brushes her off, "It's all about getting attention."
She has a shocked look on her face, "All about getting attention? Really? As if airing promos where you promote a porno isn't getting you attention?"
Jack gets a sly smile on his face, "Ever see the episode of South Park where Mr. Garrison tries getting fired for "being gay" so he can sue the school? It's all about getting publicity. If I get this company to fire me, all I need to do is jump on social media afterwards and make up some sob story about how the company wouldn't let me 'artistically express myself' and I'm the biggest free agent in the world."
Eva just sits there shaking her head, "Do you know how crazy that sounds?"
Jack looks at her and says, "Less crazy than wrestling a match with razor wire or trying to cut out an opponents breast implant?"
Eva just shakes her head and takes a drag on her cigarette, "You're going through with this then?" she asks Jack.
He nods, "Hell yeah."
Eva looks him up and down, "And why exactly would people get behind watching you rip a wrestling company apart?"
Jack looks at her and says, "If there's one thing I know. People want to watch the world burn."
The camera starts rolling, focusing on a fire dancer in a burlesque show. The camera pans back and goes to a table occupied by Jack Mehoff, Kelly Lingus
and Anita Hardwood
They are all dressed up and look like they're enjoying a night out. Larry Fishburg walks up to their table, camera man in tow.
Larry: Hello IIW. This is your lead interviewer, Larry Fishburg here to bring you a colossal exclusive. I'm here with Jack M Hoff, for an exclusive interview. Now Mr. Hoff, people are saying you tried to start the ring on fire, but I've heard from sources that it was all an elaborately planned out pyrotechnic effect. Is that right?
Larry holds the mic to Jack's face and he looks a little annoyed.
Jack: Aren't you that interviewer I replaced with a homeless guy?
Larry: I uh.. don't know what you're talking about.
Kelly: Yeah, I remember you, the guy that wrote on that application you're into getting peed on.
Larry: That was all just a misunderstanding. But back to the subject at hand. Mr. Hoff, why are you here in IIW?
Jack: I thought I made it abundantly clear when I tried burning the place down.
Jack pulls out a lighter and lights it up then burns a napkin from the table. Larry looks at him a little freaked out.
Larry: Hey, be careful there. I used a little hair spray before I got here. Anyways, you make your IIW in ring debut against TJ Alexander. Do you have anything to say to your opponent?
Behind them, on the stage, a new act starts where a girl is wearing a outfit with metal plates attached to it, pressing a grinder against it.
Jack: You mean "The Amazing. Spot Monkey" TJ Alexander?
Larry: Well I wouldn't go calling him.... is something burning?
The girl on stage shoots a shower of sparks right at the back of Larry's head. A few seconds later, his hair is ablaze.
Larry runs off screaming, several patrons screaming, trying to get away from him. Several patrons are throwing their drinks on him, trying to put his hair out, unfortunately someone throws a drink with a high alcohol content on him and the fire gets worse. Jack and Kelly get up from their table laughing, Anita is sitting there smiling and shaking her head as a bouncer grabs Larry and drags him in the bathroom. A few seconds later, Larry comes out, his hair a mess, his whole upper body wet. He looks into the camera and has a dejected look on his face. Camera man: Larry. Are you ok?
Larry: I just had a bouncer stick my head in the toilet.
The camera man runs away, trying not to laugh. A few seconds later, the camera comes back to Jack. He is standing there holding the mic.
Jack: So, where was I? TJ Alexander. I already faced you before in FTW and I beat you and five other people in my first match. I seem to recall I called you "a spot monkey without much of a personality" and I have to say my opinion of you hasn't changed much since then. Frankly, the way I see things, you need some help developing a character, and I'm going to help. Feel free to steal this.
The scene changes to a shot from a drone flying over a major city during the day. Music that sounds like it's from a kids superhero cartoon starts playing and an announcer starts talking.
music.youtube.com/watch?v=1ADF1tVB4nE&si=ykYWixY4gLQSQhD3
Announcer: London, city in desperate need of a hero. Crime, meth use and abysmal dental hygiene run rampant. Here to save the day is The Amazing Spot Monkey.
The scene changes to a scene on a buildings roof, probably Jack's studio. Standing there, striking a dynamic pose is this abomination.
A guy in a gorilla/superhero costume.
Announcer: Yes, the Amazing Spot Monkey. He's as dumb as a bag of hammers and just as ugly. But his moves are fast, his reflexes incredible, and he's really got it down. The Amazing Spot Monkey is in town to save the day and he sure will try his best!
Spot Monkey strikes a dynamic pose as he walks over to the edge of the roof. The camera zooms in on a expensive looking sports car that pulls up next to Anita and Kelly.
Announcer: Look down there. The Spot Monkey spots a man picking up a prostitute. That's against the law. The Amazing Spot Monkey must jump off the roof and put a stop to this terrible violation of the law.
Spot Monkey looks at the camera and makes a sound as if saying "What?"
Announcer: Yes. The Spot Monkey will jump off the roof to save the day. The Amazing Spot Monkey lives a life of danger. Every wrestling match he's in, he performs death defying moves of expert aerial acrobatics.
The Spot Monkey walks over to the edge of the roof and tentatively jumps off. The camera goes back to Jack, walking down the sidewalk with the girls in his arms, and they walk past the Spot Monkey, who is laying on the sidewalk, clutching his leg, groaning in pain. Jack and the two girls look at him for a second, before walking past him.
Announcer: Well, I did say he was as dumb as a bag of hammers. At least he didn't throw his crap at anybody this time.
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Post by TJAlexander on Mar 23, 2024 7:47:39 GMT
(The scene opens up and we see TJ Alexander who is sitting in his hotel room, he is wearing a black and green tracksuit, TJ is sitting on his black sofa.)
“So the return show happened, and it turned everything on its axis, everyone was game and everyone was ready, the media buzz around the return of IIW was high, and now it’s in the record books, what else is in the record books, and it’s something hard for me to swallow, is my match against Justin York, my match against Justin York for the contendership for the global championship, now Justin walks into a match with CRUSH for the global championship. I didn’t hold back against Justin York, we took each other to our limits and unfortunately Justin York got the win.”
(TJ frowns)
“Now I have to move forward and focus on what’s next, what next is myself in a number one contender match against Jack M. Hoff for the Television championship, whoever wins gets the chance to go after the Television championship, and the TV championship is something I am familiar with and would love again in my hands, I’m a two time TV champ, if anything I should have bypassed this match and be automatically given a title shot, but I guess not, I guess I have to go through this match and go through Jack M. Hoff and I will bruv.”
(TJ coughs)
“And Jack I do remember you, I remember that FTW was very short-lived and I had reasonable happy memories of it, until it was shut, some say it was you, was it? In all honesty I couldn’t care either way why FTW closed down, I was already moving on to bigger and better, being a wanted man like I am is always opening doors for me, but Jack if it was you, then you can go suck a dick dude.”
(TJ smiles)
“Jack the last time we was in a ring together under the FTW brand, you called me a spot monkey, and really that was all you had to use as an insult, but Jack ever since then this spot monkey has accomplished many more things, I’ve won championship gold from other companies, I’ve been a world heavyweight champ, my accolades are ever-growing, and I am always looking to add, but Jack this time around it’s not gonna end up your way.”
(TJ pauses)
“This time around Jack it’s gonna be me getting the win and showing you that I’m not just a spot monkey, that I can go in the ring, and really, Jack if anything you’re in-ring abilities are nothing that special either, all you are Jack is a colourful man with a disturbing background, and what you pull in terms of getting what you want, is about to stop.”
(TJ pauses)
“You have walked through the hallowed doors of IIW, IIW and its three letters are bigger than anyone man or women, you will not destroy this company, it will eat you alive, if you do not respect it, I respect the IIW letters, it gave me a home, it saw me grow, and now I am the man I am because of the foundation here in IIW. I have worked from the bottom here in IIW, and now I have gained many people’s respect, unlike you. Unlike you who people don’t see you as a slime ball, the lowest of the low, you Jack should just leave the wrestling business and go back to the porn industry.”
(TJ pauses)
“You may have won the domain championship back in FTW, but now you won’t even get a sniff at the TV championship here in IIW, it has more meaning, it is highly respected, it is a championship gold that is for the workhorse, far and wide talent come to try their luck at the TV championship, and it is important, your one and only championship you’ve won is now defunct and probably thrown in a wardrobe somewhere, Jack you don’t belong or deserve to be in IIW let alone the wrestling business, and It’s gonna be a pleasure for me to kick your arse.”
(TJ smiles)
“From pillar to post I am gonna beat your arse and when I’m ready I am gonna plant your head into the mat, take the win and move onto gaining the TV championship back into my hands, Jack this isn’t FTW, this is IIW and it’s a whole different ground, that you cannot stand on.”
(Scene ends)
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