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Post by Osh Vaughan on Apr 9, 2024 20:07:01 GMT
Main Event: Crush/James vs. Borgata
In the main event of the evening, Crush and Jesse James team up to take on the formidable duo of Borgata. But there's a twist – if Crush and Jesse James win, the member who scores the pinfall gets to decide the stipulation for the Global Title match at Explosion. With so much on the line, tensions are sure to run high as these four competitors collide in the ring.
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Crush
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Post by Crush on Apr 19, 2024 18:12:25 GMT
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Post by laborgata on Apr 21, 2024 22:21:58 GMT
“Like a fella once said, ain’t that a kick in the head…” music played in an Italian restaurant as the IIW cameras opened to Paulie Spinella and Tony Saporito eating large plates of spaghetti with meatballs and red sauce.
Paulie: We got this Tony. You know La Borgata is gonna take care of business.
Tony: Paulie, ain’t this Crush guy the same mamaluke that took you out last show?
Paulie: Fugghedaboutit! Ain’t mean nothin! That mutt got lucky. Global Champion? What the hell does that mean in the neighborhood?
Tony: Don’t mean nothin there.
Paulie: Ugots! It means ugots!
Tony: Paulie, why you getting so angry?
Paulie: Madonna! What are you my wife, Tony? I ain’t angry!
Tony: It’s just that ya hands, there kind of flying everywhere.
Paulie: Of course they’re flying everywhere I’m Italian! Sounds just like Maria!
Tony: The wife or the goomah?
Paulie: What are you some kind of mo mo? They’re both named Maria!
Tony: How’d you pull that one?
Paulie: I only date broads with the same name as my wife so I can’t fuck it up!
Tony: Smart, smart guy.
Paulie: I tell ya, them school books told us about some German Jewish guy Einstein, whatever the fuck his name was, I don’t know, Solomon or some shit, schmuck ain’t as smart as Paulie Spinella!
Tony: I think it was Albert?
Paulie: Albert? Really, Albert? Come on. You know school was never your strong suit. I don’t ask you about the gym, you don’t ask me about things that involve the brain.
Tony: I don’t know. I remember some guy named Albert Einstein in that Oppenheimer thing.
Paulie: That fuckin’ flick man. I remember back in the day we would have the Korean guys selling the bootlegs. Can’t do that no more. Everybody got the damn streaming you can’t bootleg that shit! Anyway, ain’t no way it was Albert!
Tony: We can settle this.
Paulie: How? I ain’t going to no library, I ain’t renewed my library card in over twenty years and I probably still got a few books I owe them pricks.
Tony: The bitch in the phone!
Paulie: That girl from across town? The girl with the girls?
Tony: No the Siri bitch.
Paulie: Yeah, ask her, she knows.
Tony: Hey Siri!
Siri: Hm?
Tony: What is Einstein’s name?
Siri: Here’s what I found. Albert Einstein was a German physicist.
Tony: So it’s Albert, I was right.
Paulie: You know you can’t trust everything you read on the Internet, right?
Tony: You’re right. That’s probably some Nigerian website trying to get money from me.
Paulie: That’s an email.
Tony: I know what I’m talking about, ok? You just thought Einstein’s name was Solomon.
Paulie: I’m telling you that bitch is wrong!
Scene cuts
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