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Post by Osh Vaughan on Apr 4, 2021 23:50:11 GMT
Exhibition Match
Jonny C vs Bam Miller
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Post by JonnyFNC on Apr 6, 2021 1:41:20 GMT
Guess who's back, back again Jonny's back, tell a friend Guess who's back, guess who's back, Guess who's back. Guess who's back?
The scene opens to Jonny C at his vacation home in Scotland. It's a former royal castle that Jonny somehow managed to buy. Jonny is standing in the back yard. Off in the distance is his tank. Jonny is standing infront of a bunch of bales of hay holding a crossbow.
Jonny - Bam Miller you piece of shit. What the fuck is wrong with you man? Where you dropped on your head as a kid, did you eat paint chips, I bet you grew up under the powerlines or something. You come out here and call me out like that's something you can do. For real man you're absolutely delusional if you think you are even remotely on my level. You're not even in the same league as me bitch. I have been wrestling in the main event scene here for 14 years, I have held every title in this federation. You're just a curtain jerking blowjob. You're an insignificant piss ant around here man a complete fucking joke. You have don't nothing of merit and you want to step to the big dog. In what world does your name belong anywhere near mine on a booking sheet. You're normally back sleep at your hotel before I make my entrance for my match. Who the fuck are you Bam, a nobody with a fame complex.
Jonny pulls a promotional picture of Bam Miller out of his bag and attaches it to the bale of hay.
Jonny - I know what it is you thought, it would be fun to hide behind your computer and talk shit on social media like a real cunt right. I bet you never actually thought i would answer you. Well key board warrior I am answering you loud and clear. I probably should have just waved you off because again you're not in my league but seeing as I'm not the world champion I really got nothing else going on. Seeing as I had no match I reached out to Osh and demanded to be booked against you next week. I need to prove a point. I will elevate your sorry ass career for one night I guess. I will put all eyes on you just like you wanted. I guess I fell right into your little trap. It worked Bam congrats I guess. You're damn lucky I was bored and wanted to wrestle. Well maybe you're actually insanely unlucky. I'm not entirely sure becasue you stand a snowballs chance in hell of surviving this match.
Jonny starts walking away from the hay bales. He gets about 30 feet from them and stops. He turns and faces the picture of Bam.
Jonny - Yes I lost the biggest match of my career against Jake. Yes the blue meanie posted a video mocking me before it, yes Jake beat me with my own move, yes Jay Vaughan came out and rubbed it in saying I can't win the big one. Thats all fucking true Bam every last God damn word. Frankly I was completely embarrassed at KKND in the ring by Jake and I know that for a fact. It's a tough spot to be put in. I ran my mouth like a fucking asshole for weeks leading up that main event and I shit the bed in epic fashion. Some would even say Jake buried me at KKND and I almost agree with them. It was a piss poor showing on my part for sure. I'm better than what you saw at KKND Bam much better. I don't know why you think you will be able to share the ring with me but you do. You will never know how this feels Bam because you're a fucking loser who will never ever be in a main event for a world title.
Jonny takes an arrow put of his bag and loads the crossbow. He pulls the string back and locks it into place.
Jonny - This is a bigger issue for you though Bam. I let myself down at KKND and you took it upon yourself to put yourself in my crosshairs. You decided you wanted to try and kick me whole I was down. Poked the sleeping bear if you will. You're a real asshole for that Bam but you're the match I need more than ever right now. I need a complete joke of a wrestler to think he is some kind of hot shot to take my mind off of Jake and the events of KKND. I needed a palate cleanser if you will and you served yourself up on a silver fucking platter to me. Thank you for that Bam. I tried to send a small message to you last week. You got all comfy with that trash title you had and it being 24/7 rules I took advantage. I took you out with a bat and spit on your face and left you lying almost dead. You lost that little title because of me. No I didn't take that title because I'm above that. I'm not a hardcore wrestlers and would never sink that low. I let some other asshole reap the bennifet of my beating. Yet here you are again. Does this turn you on or something, it's catching a beating some kind of kink to you. Fucking gross Bam be a man for fucks sake.
Jonny raises the crossbow and points it towards the hay bales. He stands still while controlling his breathing and pulls the trigger. The arrow flies down at the bails of hay. The arrow hits the picture of Bam right in the forehead.
Jonny - For some reason you still didn't learn man. That's why I called and demanded this match for next Mayhem. I got a lot of pent up rage and aggression since I lost at kknd and unfortunately for you it will be taken out on you. All the embarrassment I felt a few weeks back is going to be taken out on you next Mayhem. I'm going to fucking hurt you Bam, hurt you really bad. You called me out at the worst moment of my life and I just can't let that go man I really can't. You're going to see why I am the face of wrestling first hand when you step into that ring. You will never be the same after I'm done with you Bam. When I am raining hell down onto you in the ring you need to remember that YOU ASKED FOR THIS. You wanted this, You decided to try and make a name for yourself off my name becasue you can't do it on your own. You're a fucking Joke bam we all know it. You thought because Jake beat me I would be broken or easy pickings but I can assure you I am not. Yes Jake beat me but he is better than you could ever imagine to be. The best you will ever be is lower to mid card talent mainly curtain jerking.
Jonny reloads the crossbow this time with 2 arrows. He pulls the string back and locks it into place again.
Jonny - Part of me should thank you Bam. You woke the beast inside of me. Losing to Jake hurt me to my core then you called me out right after and that fucking angered me. It pissed me the fuck off and that makes me a dangerous human being. I needed that edge back in my life and you brought that out of me. Now don't think for one second that means I'm not going to try and rip your fucking head off come Mayhem becasue I promise you I am. You got me to a place where I have never been. The fact that some complete doorknob feels its OK to call me out means I need to step my whole game up immediately. I'm a top tier talent and you should be walking up to me and shaking my hand and introducing yourself. It's clear as day that you have no idea how wrestling locker rooms work Bam. Doing what you did is a huge no go. I'm going to have to teach you a lesson in respect.
Jonny aims the crossbow down towards hay bales once again. He stands perfectly still and pulls trigger. Both arrows fly from the crossbow and each on hits one of bams eyes.
Jonny - Now that's what you call a bullseye. Nah fuck that it's now called the bitch eye. Most men would have let what happened at KKND break them Bam. You will learn the hard way I am not like most men. Yeah I lost but it made me stronger, it made me a better wrestler. I let myself down and I will be making sure to never do that again. Not that you pose any threat to me in anyway because again as I said before YOU'RE A JOKE. I don't like you Bam nor do I respect you. I belive your in ring ability is sub par to a fucking turtle. Not even a teenage mutant ninja one. I just can't sit back and let you besmirch my name the way you have man. I am going to have my people send our a waiver for you to sign. I don't want to be held responsible for what I do to your bitch ass in the ring. If I kill you in there I don't want to catch a murder charge. Again I remind you and everyone else you asked for this Bam not me.
Jonny puts down the cross bow. He picks up his bag and starts walking back to the hay bales. He had a very weird smile on his face and he won't take his eyes off the picture of Bam with 3 arrows in it.
Jonny - Bam do you think I can't hear the rumors. I know exactly what everyone is saying man. Does Jonny C still have it? Is Jonny C washed up? Can Jonny C ever beat Jake? The IIW is filthy we new kids hungry to make a name for themselves just like you Bam. Most won't even make it past mid card but there are a few decent talents sprinkled in. Stop right there Bam you are not one of them at all you pathetic coward. I know the first major show they all saw was me losing to Jake. I know they all put Jake on a pedestal like some bush league God. I have been around for way to long to not see what's happening. I am a joke to this new generation of iiw talent. They don't respect me. They don't know what I have done here over the past 15 years because they where in fucking diapers then. They see me as a washed up has been that should hang up his boots. I need to go out and show everyone here why I am the face of wrestling. I need to make a big fucking statement to let them all know I am still not to be fucked with. Bam you stepped up and took a shot at me so unfortunately for you that statement is going to be made at your expense. It's going to hunt you Bam and I'm not sorry about that. I'm Going to enter that ring at Mayhem ready to go to war with you. Granted it's a very one sided war but a war none the less. I'm not ready to hang it up at all yet Bam. I would never give Jake that satisfaction anyway even if I was. You're getting a re energized and fired up Jonny C Bam and that sucks for you.
Jonny gets to the bales of hay and pulls a bottle of lighter fluid out of his pocket. He flips the top off and pours it all over the hay. He pulls a zippo out of his pocket and smiles a very sadistic smile.
Jonny - Bam you messed up big time. You may have just made the biggest mistake of your life. Sure you're coming off the high of beating 3 other wannabes last Mayhem but that means nothing. You're kind of like Jojo the idiot circus boy with a brand new pet. All hopped up on adrenaline thinking your win made any fucking difference in the long run. That adrenaline caused you to write a check your ass can't cash fucko. Once again I am going to reiterate this and make sure to really hammer it home. Bam you brought this upon yourself. I woild have been happy going my whole life without knowing who you where but you took that off the table. You decided you wanted to box a god so here we are. So Bam you should hit the gym and train like you never have before. It won't help but you should still do it. You should also notify your next of kin just so they know what's happening. Maybe get your will in order becasue you may need it next week. You're about to see just how out of your league you really arm Bam. Welcome to the shit show you created.
Jonny throws the zippo at the bales of hay and they explode into flames. Jonny laughs as the picture of Bam burns up. The scene fades to black.
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Post by Bam Miller on Apr 6, 2021 3:06:41 GMT
The scene cut open to the parking lot of IIW. Bam Miller pulls up in his black and silver Harley Davidson; he jumped off the bike as he is wearing a black leather jacket zipped up and some blue jeans and black boots on. As he walking he touches his head still wearing a bandage from the previous attack he sustain from Jonny.
As he walks through the door that connects the parking lot to the IIW arena he notices Charlie Schmidt and Harold Bishop.
(Bam) Hey guys how's it going?
(Charlie) There you are kid I've been hearing your name a lot lately. mostly when I have been cleaning Osh office and I heard him on the phone making a match between you and Jonny FnC. Why on earth would you pick a fight with that man? I mean look at your head. He's already showed you what he's capable of.
(Bam) Yeah I guess I did poke the bear a little too hard but oh well if it's a fight Jonny wants it's a fight he's going to get!
(Harold) You sound like a damn fool you better hope I referee the match so I can make sure Jonny don't take things too far. Afterwards you can reward me with a trip to the strip club.
Bam chuckles to himself and pats Harold on the back.
(Bam) You know what Harold after I give Jonny a beating will head down to the strip club and see if we can get you that Miller time ending from the ladies, of course.
Bam starts to walk off down the hall when Charlie stops him.
(Charlie) Bam be careful tonight Johnny’s a bad man and if he messes you up I won't have anyone to help me clean the arena.
Bam looks at Charlie as they both let out a loud laugh as other staff members look at them confusingly.
(Bam) Listen Charlie by the time I'm done with Jonny he'll be begging to have your job to stay relevant in IIW.
(Charlie) What's wrong with my job?
(Bam) Nothings wrong with it it's a honest man living and like I said it’s a relevant job.
(Charlie) So why you made it sound like an insult?
(Bam) You know what, I don't have time. I will see you later, Charlie.
As he continues to walk around backstage, he pumps into Security guard Sergio.
(Sergio) Hey, watch, where are you going? You almost made me drop this delivery that FedEx just dropped off. It says urgent for a Mr. Bam Miller.
(Bam) Well good thing I came this way I'm Bam Miller and I hope this is what I think it is.
He takes the package from Sergio and looks inside the medium size box but only where he can see what's inside. Bam puts a sinister grin.
(Bam) Oh this is perfect. I knew they said they can make anything, but I did not think they was serious.
Bam picks up the box and puts it on his shoulder as he continues to walk backstage. A few moments later, Michael Morrison is heading in Bam's direction and gets attention by waving him down as he catches up to him.
(Michael ) Hey Bam got time for an interview?
(Bam) Sir why not let me set this down real quick.
Bam puts his box down to the side of them.
(Michael) Ok great let's get started. So first question how does it feel picking up another win here in IIW?
(Bam) Well you know every time I get on that ring I get the same feeling I get when I'm rising my Harley down the open road.
The high I get when I'm in this ring is nothing compared to any drug, and the wins are just bonuses.
(Michael) Good stuff now let's get to the big topic that's been trending on Twitter. Why have you been calling out Jonny FnC on social media?
(Bam) You know everyone has been asking me what your beef with, Jonny? Why would you pick a fight with Jonny? I will tell you why Michael and the fans. My problem with Jonny is simple he looked defeated.
(Michael) I mean, Bam, he did lose the match. How was he supposed to take it? Not to mention he lose to his move.
(Bam) No you must understand I no he lose and that's ok we all lose matches here and there, but it's his actions that upset me. You see I grew up watching Jonny FnC every Monday Night on Mayhem tearing the house down and back then with Jonny got beat he always held his head high and moved on and always vowed to get better.
He starts fiddling with his hands as he starts to get more serious.
(Bam) But at the end of his match with Jake he held his head down he looked defeated like a man that just has got put down and funny think is thirteen years Jake been owning your ass but KKnD is when I first saw you ever look like you wanted to walk out on this business!
(Michael) Intense right there now what's in the box Bam?
(Bam) Oh this?
He picks the box up and puts it back on on his shoulder.
(Bam) This is for Jonny and the fans I'm about to head out to the ring and show everyone what's inside.
No One Will Survive Song by CFO$ plays out over the speakers. After a few moments Bam Miller comes from behind the curtains with the box in hand and marches to the ring. As he approaches the ring, he slides the box in then slide in himself he walks around the ring as the fans chant (MILLER TIME! MILLER TIME! MILLER TIME!) He motions for a microphone.
(Bam) Good afternoon IIW I know most of you know be by now and I did not mean to be known as the guy that called out Jonny. I do not like a cheap pop to the top. Now let's get to why I’m really out here and why my jacket is zipped up.
Bam starts zipping down his jacket slowly then takes it off real fast revealing a t-shirt that shows a picture of Jake E Dangerously holding a baby but the baby face is Jonny FnC and the words on the shirt says Jonnys Daddy. Mike Fisher and Scott James comment on the matter.
(Mike Fisher) Oh my God Jonny is going to kill him.
(Scott James) God I hope not this guy is hilarious. Miller Time Bay, baby.
As the fans settled down from the reveal, he kneels and starts opening the box and takes out a hoodie that has Jake performing Jonnys finisher on him with the words saying Jake does everything better as the fans give a massive pop.
(Mike Fisher) My lord, someone contact the morgue and get a coffin ready Bam Miller is signing his death warrant.
(Scott James) No someone call comedy central Bam Miller is a comedy genius.
Bam goes back to the box and pulls out a t-shirt launcher, and the fans pop again, loudly shaking the stadium as Bam walks around with a smirk on his face.
(Bam) The best thing about these shirts their all available on the IIW Networks under merchandise, and a few of you right now are about to get some free gear.
Bam starts launching shirts into the crowd as fans everywhere chant Miller Time loudly! Bam keeps throwing until he runs out of shirts.
(Bam) Sorry folks, that is all I got now, Jonny. I hope I got your attention. I hope you know how to take me seriously and know I have not forgotten about that cheap shot with the bat you used; I still carry the wound on my face. Now comes Monday Night Mayhem; I am going to own your ass just like Jake. The only difference is why Jake made your career; I am going to be the one to end it. Buckle up Jonny it is MILLER TIME!
Bam slams the mic on the mat and slides out the ring heading thru the crowd as fans cheer as the scene goes dark.
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Post by JonnyFNC on Apr 6, 2021 18:23:41 GMT
The scene opens to Jonny C standing in the parking lot of the IIW arena. He is leaning on a production truck. He has a black skull cap on, an all black under armor jacket, and black jeans on.
Jonny - My Grandmother always told me "Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are." So Bam you're a giant piece of fucking shit then aren't you. Your friends are 2 barely working drug addicted hooker chasing morons. Why in the world would you want to pal around with them. Just when I thought you couldn't do anything to make me hate you more man. What could they possibly bring to the table outside of making promos longer with mindless conversion? Oh there it is I hit the nail on the head didn't I. Remember this asshole it's not the size of the boat that's matters. Watch me Bam I can space my promo like an asshole as well. I guess becasue you are such a no talent ass clown no one wants to hang with with outside of bullshit staff members right. No actual talent can stand you, you fucking gnat. I bet in school you ate lunch with the lunch lady didn't you? You know what Bam I'm going to take a page out of your book and try to be more personable and maybe talk to some people.
Jonny grabs his phone out of his pocket and opens face time. Toni Kane pops up on the screen.
Toni - What the hell? How did you get this number? We have never met.
Jonny - Don't worry about how I got your number. I wanted to chat with someone and I was told you love chatting with people especially strangers so I hit you up.
Toni - Whoever told you that lied to you. I hate nothing more that chatting with people especially people I don't know.
Jonny - Well that sucks but I got you on now so we are going to chat like it or not Toni. I would guess you know who I am?
Toni - Yes I do know who you are. You're Jonny C from the IIW I have heard many good things about you. But we have never met I have only heard stories and seen you on Netflix.
Jonny - Well played on paying attention Toni I'm proud of you. Yes I am the Face of Netflix how freaking cool is that. Now I would like to ask do you know who Bam Miller is?
Toni - What is this 20 fucking questions? I have no idea who that is. I've never once heard that name before.
Jonny - Yeah that tracks he is a very forgettable person to be honest. Very generic and uninspired. He runs around yelling it's Miller Time like a complete jack off.
Toni - Wait, like the beer company slogan?
Jonny - Yeah one and the same. He is so unoriginal he had to steal his saying. I'm sure he thought it was cute to use because it's his name. It's frankly quite pathetic.
Toni - You're not wrong Jonny. That's just unoriginal and a complete rip off. I hope he catches a lawsuit for that. You can't just rip someone else's stuff off.
Jonny - That's exactly what I thought. He is such an unoriginal fuck that he had to rip off someone else's catch phrase. Oh my last name is Miller I GOT IT ITS MILLER TIME. Such a god damn joke. Named after the kid from the Flintstones and a bullshit beer company. God Bam sucks Toni. Walking around looking like a junkie looking for his next fix.
Toni - I don't know who he is but it sure sounds like he sucks. He has never been in my cab and I doubt he ever will so I don't really care about him or you to be honest.
Jonny - That hurts Toni I thought we where building a bond and becoming very close friends. Bam is close personal friends with Charlie and Harold I know that you know them.
Toni - Fuck those guys and fuck Bam if he is friends with them. They are morons who talk to much and have no money to pay for my services.
Jonny - Yes but its becasue of them you drive for IIW so some good came from them i guess. The brat pack if will. A bunch of pussy boys running around trying to act tough as hell even though they are bitches.
Toni - That's seems pretty accurate from my interactions with those 2 "staff" members.
Jonny - Toni can you belive Bam had the balls to call me out last week. He isn't even a big deal here and he thinks he can step to me.
Toni - Well I don't know him and I really have only heard of you so I have no thoughts on anything you just asked me.
Jonny - You're no help Toni you know that? I look to you for sage advise and you're giving me nothing man that's upsetting.
Toni - I barely know you and you called me randomly. I dont really know what you where expecting out of me.
Jonny - I actually only called you today because Bam filled his promo with completely meaningless conversation with staff members so I decided I would do the same to show that it's pointless and means nothing to our over all promos.
Toni - Damn Jonny that's not cool. I hate talking to people and you called just to fuck with me for no reason.
Jonny - See you get it. No reason at all for this conversation outside of making Bam look like an incompetent bitch.
Toni - Did it work?
Jonny - I think so.
Toni - So we are done here then is what you're saying?
Jonny - Yes i would say that we
Toni hangs up the call midsentence on Jonny C.
Jonny - Damn not even a goodbye. That's a cold miserable man I'll tell you.
Jonny turns his phone off and puts it back into his pocket. He starts to walk away from the production truck towards the building. He stops and smiles then makes his way silver Harley parked in the lot.
Jonny - Bam you claim you want to own my ass. May I politely ask you to stay away from my ass. That's super suspect man. Please don't go anywhere near my ass it's off limits to you. I don't swing that way and never have. I'm all for people that do who you are and will always be happy with your life but it's not how I live my life. My ass is my own and no one else's no matter how badly you want it Bam. STAY AWAY FROM MY ASS.
Jonny throws on leg over the bike and sits down. He grabs the handlebars and makes motorcycle noises with his mouth.
Jonny - Wow this is a really nice motorcycle. It's been so long since I have driven one. I wonder if I remember how? Bam it's clearly evident you watched me as you where growing up. You didn't need to tell us all that. It's funny because you now use the same color I do. That's super cute. Also you debuted a new shirt then told everyone where to buy it mid promo. That's a move right out of my play book. I think it's more than you watched me growing up, I think you idolized me growing up man. Get the fuck off my dick, get your own shit man. Maybe I should be flattered by your homage to me but it pisses me off. Man you need to grow a pair and become your own man. Stand on your own 2 feet. You're literally ripping me off and calling it your own. Let me guess next week you will drive a fucking tank to the arena. Also I really dig that shirt. JONNYS DADDY real cheeky Bam. I would have gone with Jake's Bitch personally but maybe that hits a little to close to home for you pal.
Jonny unzips his jacket and reveals he is wearing Bams new shirt.
Jonny - Look at me as a baby though. Cute as hell, eyes that say i love you and dimples for days. Looks like Jake is taking great care of me as well. I always knew deep down he was a nurturing human being. I know you're probably wondering how I got this shirt already. It was simple there was a whole pile in and around all of the arena trash cans than somebody ran up and handed me one. Seems like nobody wanted this shirt even though it was free. I grabbed one because it's a great picture of me as a baby. How could I let these all go to waste. Some fans you have Bam they clearly don't respect you at all. That's a theme for your life isn't it? I'm definitely sensing a theme here.
Jonny rubs his hand on the gas tank of the Harley. Jonny pulls a screwdriver out of his pocket and starts to tske apart the ignition wiring.
Jonny - That hoodie though I do have a few problems with Bam. Seems your more obsessed with my L to Jake than I am. HMMMMM I wonder why. You printed the picture of Jake hitting me with the F'N point on your new hoodie. That's a huge knock to your mentor. Shit I'm sorry I mean Jake. You bring him up so much I assumed there was some kind of relationship there. Anyway.........it's a picture showing that Jake's finisher is a weak ass move. It shows he needed to use my devastating maneuver to beat me. It shows he wasn't man enough to beat me without borrowing something from me. So there for if it wasn't for me Jake wouldn't be the world champion right now. You really did bring up Jake alot Bam. Do you also want to go after his ass. Are you low key telling us something? Jesus it feels like I'm wrestling Jake he has been brought up so much fuck.
Jonny takes a few wires out and crosses them and the motorcycle starts up immediately.
Jonny - Oh man this is great. I didn't think I would get it started at all. Bam as much as I think you're a complete joke and a huge waste of time cunt I do need to say you really stepped your promo game up. Added some great color to it, and added a ton of structure. It's almost like you have some kind of guardian angel looking over your shoulder helping you. Maybe someone that knows me really well. It was very pointed for sure. It was still filled with the nonsensical rambling of a 3 year old but not as much as prior promos. I wonder who it could be. Who would want to help you beat me. It's a real puzzler isn't it. Just really funny how you got immensely better in the span of a week.
Jonny revs the engine of the motorcycle a few times. He starts to go through the bag on the back of the seat and find the keys. He smiles and tosses them into the near by sewer.
Jonny - Not going to need those. Bam you seem to think think I was going to retire after losing. That's fucking ridiculous you braindead moron. I mean I could retire I've done it all in my expansive career. I've head more titles titles I can count, i have wrestled in almost every arena that can house a wrestling ring, I have more frequent flyer miles than I know what to do with. I will never have to pay for a flight again in my life Bam. These are all things a barnacle like you will never understand. I could retire yes but I'm not going to. I still love this business and love wrestling. Plus I got unfinished business with Jake. I will get back to the title picture I'm sure of it. I will let you know what that's like becasue you will never make it past the 24/7 hardcore title bitch.
Jonny hops off the motorcycle and leans in the side of it with one arm draped over the handlebars.
Jonny - You really are just as delusional as I thought you where Bam. You said Jake made my career. I made my own career you asshole. Unlike you I didn't need to latch on the coattails of anyone else to get where I am. My feud with Jake is stuff of legend. For good and bad reason together. The first time we wrestled I ended his title run and took the title. So after 13 years he was able to get that win back. Good for him. You really do have a huge hangup with Jake. It's a little stalker-ish if you ask me. You talked about him more than you did me and he isn't involved in our match in any way. You can match to the ring and throw all the shirts and goodies you want to the fans. You can sit there and try to pick me apart for losing to Jake it is what it is man. What I didn't see from you was anything about you as a person. You said nothing about how you plan to beat me. You talked noting about our match man. We all know my history it's well publicized we don't need you reading it all back again.
Head of security Sergio walks over to Jonny standing beside the motorcycle.
Sergio - Excuse me this isn't your motorcycle. You need to step away from it right now. That belongs to Bam Miller.
Jonny - Who's Bam Miller?
Sergio - He is a wrestler that works here for IIW. Jonny you know who he is.
Jonny - Nope doesn't ring a bell.
Sergio - Come on man just get off his bike.
Jonny - Wait could it be the same Bam Miller I'm wrestling next week.
Sergio - Jesus you're insufferable Jonny. Now get off the motorcycle it belongs to Mr. Miller
Jonny - Actually it is my motorcycle now big Surge. I found it unattended and claimed it as my own just like maritime law suggests Surge. So yes it's mine now by the law of the sea.
Sergio - It's Sergio not Surge and maritime law means nothing here we are on land you buffoon. There isn't any water around here. How could you even think Maritime law would hold up as an argument.
Jonny - Well you see that's the thing Surge
Jonny stops midsentence and lunges at Sergio landing a right hand to his jaw. Sergio drops like a sack of potatoes. Jonny leans down next to Sergios head.
Jonny - Seems to me like it does mean something Surge because I'm taking it and there is nothing you can do to stop me. Man some head of security you are one punch and you went right down. What a fucking joke you are thank God I don't need to rely on you to protect me. This is definitely why Osh is always being put through tables. I do really enjoy seeing that shit so keep up the good work Surge. You're a champion of the security field for sure.
Jonny stands up and fixes his jacket.
Jonny - Bam I'm not taking you serious reguardless of what you think. You stepped your game up but it's still just not good enough man. I am still light years ahead of you. Again I remind you that you wanted this. I don't care who you are trying to be like in that. Jake or I it doesn't matter at all frankly. You need to get off my dick and definitely get of Jake's. He doesn't and will never like you. It's clear your game plan here boy. You want to cozy up to Jake through me. Do you want to be on Team Bob or something. You need to worry about me and what I am going to do you at mayhem.
Security comes flooding out of the IIW arena. They are all pointing at Jonny C.
Jonny - Piss poor response time guys, your boss is already laying on the ground. Bam i want you to remember what your head feels like right now. Never forget the first time I came after you because I was willing to let it die there but you kept it going. You wanted me to come at you with everything I got and I am. You dug your grave Bam Miller and I'm going to bury you in it. Why you ask. Because it's Jonny Time. God dammit I'm sorry that was awful. At least it wasn't a commercial rip off. Would you prefer "The best part of waking up is Jonny in your cup" no that sucks as well. "BREAK ME OFF A PEICE OF THAT BAM MILLER." No, shoot that doesn't work either. I will keep working on it Bam. I will steal something better than it's Miller Time that's for damn sure. You better show up next week becasue I'm coming for you and there is nothing you can do to stop it bitch.
Jonny laughs and hops on to Bams motorcycle and revs it and spins the tire and peels out of the parking lot as security is running after him. He stops at the top of the hill leading out of parking lot. He holds up he right arm and the middle finger. The camera zooms into the the back of his jacket and he has a picture of baby Jonny C on it. Baby Jonny C is holding an even smaller baby of Bam Miller. He revs the engine again and leaves the lot on Bams motorcycle.
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Post by Bam Miller on Apr 6, 2021 22:58:33 GMT
The scene cuts open to Bam Miller sitting in his locker room as he watches the ending to the Jake E Dangerously vs. Jonny FnC match.
Mike Fisher: I CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT I JUST SAW!!!!!
Scott James: That Finish will go down in history!!!!
Jonny C is holding Jake E Dangerously above him, then suddenly Jake slipped out behind Jonny and hoisted Jonny up above his shoulders….He delivers Jonny C’s finisher, THE F’N POINT!!!!
Mike Fisher: IT TOOK Jake E Dangerously everything he had to win this…He had to dig into his nemesis Jonny C’s arsenal to get the win….but my god, he did it!
Michael Buffer: YOUR WINNER….AND NEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW IIW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION
JAKE.
E.
DANGEROUSLY.
Jake E Dangerously holds up the belt….Emotional as this is 13 years in the making, this is a much wiser to the world Jake E Dangerously though, and he quickly makes his exit, leaving through the crowd as they chant his name.
The video stops playing as Bam turns around from the tv monitor and looks directly into the camera.
(Bam) Wow, is there anything more embarrassing than getting defeated by your move in a World Title fight? Got to say most guys are not coming back from that, but that is not you. Is it Jonny I saw the fire in your eyes again? I was waiting on you to lite the match; after all, I am the one that has been pouring gasoline on our situation we find ourselves in.
Bam gets up out his chair and walks over to a box and takes something out.
(Bam) Also appreciate the shirt purchase and the endorsement of my product. Sales have been driven through the roof and now I know you are going to love these, (Bam holds up a beer can endorsed by Miller lite as it has Jonny sitting in the corner after his lose to Jake)
Yeah Miller Lite gave me a call after your little shoot video. I guess you can say you helped me out with that too, but I guess the only thing you did not help me out with is how to become a better pro wrestler or a man for that matter. I see I struck a nerve with you Jonny.
You say I received help from someone that knows you best now I will not confirm or deny your claim but let us say I did reach out to someone that knows you. what would be the big deal? Jonny are you scared a might have a trick or two up my sleeve…. I saw the fear in your eyes Jonny. I know you fear who I might be talking too because you would piss your pants if it did turn out to be the man you think. Now I know you think what I did was cowardly but what I did was smart why would I head into what is the biggest match of my career so far unprepared? You see Jonny you never learned that wrestling is all about strategy. You need to know your strengths and your own weaknesses, so I did just that, but you also need to know your opponent’s moves. Sound familiar?
Just how you came in ill prepared against Jake and it cost you more than just the Championship. When Jake walked out The Champ that night, he took your hope, he took your dreams and goals, he also stole your finisher and buried you with it. The only think you have left is your pride and soul and come Monday Night Mayhem I am going to take those too.
Bam walks over to the box once more and pulls out a new shirt with Jonny and Osh holding a baby Curtis.
(Bam) Now this is sweet I am so proud that in today's world two men can be allowed to come together and raise a child even if they did fuck him up with all this confusion. I am sorry Curtis your dad is an idiot. Oh, let me clarify I mean Jonny. me and Osh are all good. (Bam winks at the camera)
Now speaking of ole Osh a little birdy told me you unfortunately gave Jonny a lifetime contract. I guess that explains why the company has gone out of business several times. Osh you should have invested all that money in Jake but do not worry I am going to beat Jonny down bad enough that he cannot wrestle anymore and get you from underneath that company killer.
Ok enough with the past I seen it takes a toll on you these days let us talk about the present. I am undefeated right now probably will not last long because I know IIW has the best talent in pro wrestling, but I promise you will not get the satisfaction to beat me.
You see you hate that I make so much noise that I do not fall in line with everyone else in the back. You see I tried to be on my best behavior when I got here did the ring thing, but I kept getting fed dog food when I should have been eating prime rib. So, I decided to snatch your plate Jonny and eat off it. If I am hungry, I am going to take it and right now I am hungry for a career defying moment and I am going to get it when I plant your ass in that ring and all you hear is the fans chanting Miller Time you will truly know you are done.
Bam goes back to his box and pulls out a tire iron. He lifts it up and stares at it with a sinister look.
(Bam) Now Jonny you want to know what kind of man I am Ill tell you what kind of man I am I am the type of man that would do unholy thinks to another man just because he stole my Harley. You know I am not like the other stars I do not have a big bank account that mom and dad gave to them. I don’t have that luxury so it’s going to take some time for me to get me another Harley .So now you’ve sign your death certificate Jonny and you see this is my equalizer (He twirls the tire iron) so bring your bat and we can have us an ole fashion street fight if Osh allows it either way I’m going to beat you Jonny I’m going to send your career to The Hall of Fame because I am going to send you out in style when I retire you on Monday Night Mayhem I will leave no doubt in anyone’s mind that I am here to stay and that I can hang with the big boys in IIW. After our match Jonny I will not no longer be below you I will not even be equal to you Ill have everyone saying I am above you. Now ask yourself are you ready for Miller Time?
Bam Miller walks out his locker room as the scene fades.
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