Post by V.I.P Eddie Zam on Apr 5, 2021 11:09:31 GMT
::: Scene opens up at Manchester Airport, as Larry Fishburg and cameraman grab their bags, and hurry over to catch V.I.P Eddie Zam as he walks out the doors to breathe small 'fresh' . He is dressed in white slacks, white blazer, black shirt.. carrying two suitcases and sports a pair of mirrored sidestreet ray bans, hair gel'd up and messy after a long flight::::
Larry Fishburg: Mister Zam!! How was your flight??? (pointing to a little Euro sedan, that an Indian man is stood by -the driver -) We have a car waiting for you, we shall take you immediately as you requested to the arena for the IIW Combat Show!!!
:::Zam tired and for once cordial, simply complies and follows as they avoid some passengers, no fans, no groupies in site. They arrive at a Volkswagen sedan:::
Zam: IN THAT THING??? DIOS MIO !! Give me patience ( performing signum crucis). What have I done Madre MIA???
:::Reluctantly they all hop in and the car begins to head to IIW head quarters and the site of the Combat Dark Show::::
Larry: So SeƱor Zam, how does it feel to be here finally in Manchester?
Zam: Smells horrible!!!
Larry: It grows on you Sir , so can I ask you- why you have minimal luggage with you for such a career move. (Zam stares at him) Errrrrr.... what I mean to say is , for someone who plans to make a living in Manchester you haven't bought much with you in terms luggage....
Zam: I bought my VHS Collection - every match, every angle, every beating, every massacre. And I have my LEOTARDS - Thats all I need - THAT AND WHAT IM WEARING!!!
Larry: Understandable .................... about that collection , I watched some tapes as you suggested while you showered at your gym and I have some questions in regard to what I saw.
Zam: Those questions can wait little man, first answer this question for me !! What is your name?
Larry: Larry Fishburg!
Zam: Listen here FishBob!! What is the first rule to a successful life?
Larry: That no one will ever be like you? .. NO matter how how they train or what they do?
Zam: CORRECT!!! What is the second rule of life?
Larry: The second rule of life according to what you have told me mister is : Always do what you say?
Zam: You are learning and listening FIshbob!! Now what is the third??
:::Larry hesitates and looks at his notes that his scribbled down during his dinner at Dino's Pizza with the VIP:::::
Larry: The Third to life according to your rulebook Mister Eddie Zam is Look, Listen and Learn!!!
Zam: Muy bien!!! That is the three rules too success.... You, anyone , my grand mother - I dont care who - You always remember , You will never ever ever be like me, rule one , rule two.. You do what I say , If i tell you to wear pink shorts and come out to some rock and roll music . you do it... if I tell you to play pokemon go on the way to the ring , you do it !! AND THREE? Yess.... look , listen and learn ... YOU are learning quickly little man!!!!
:::Larry looks at his notes and continues:::
Larry: What do you hope to accomplish with Intense International Wrestling Mister Zam?
Zam: I told you little man , I'm here to bring the best out of people who seek to be the best version of themselves... To be become their true SELF!!!
Larry: Does that mean your plans focus solely on a managerial role??
Zam: Don't be stupid little man, I might be forty four years old , with a heart of gold whose willing to give his all to pass all I know to the next generation , yet when and IF the time arises or IF some fool where to step outta line - My leotards are packed in my bag for a reason !!! What do you think this is PLAY SCHOOL??? The GUMBY Show???
:::Larry fumbles and drops his pen right on Zam's lap:::
Zam: I'm here to find someone worthy- someone worthy of failing forward fast, someone who understands - evasion, escalation and eradication . It starts today at COMBAT... Today the tickets go for sale... And believe me FishBOB or whatever you call yourself, whoever is interested will soon realize - they must GRAB A TICKET AND GET IN LINE!! They will also realize that along with success comes knowledge , not only about where they stand in life, in the ring and in BED .... But where I stand - And where i Stand is important.... Be it here in Manchester , Missouri, Thailand , Buenos Aires .. Dont matter!!! It never matters , you know why little man??
Larry: No...........................................................
Zam: Because OOO Mamacita , ITS Good to be ME!!!! MUHAUEHAHA (bursting out in a quick laughter) Now drive me to the damn arena!!!
:::Fade out as the Indian driver steps on the gas::::