Post by Adam The Monster on Apr 12, 2021 19:42:20 GMT
When Adam The Monster Met Eve The Monstress.
This is the story of the heavens and the earth when they were made, in the day the Lord God made the earth and the heavens. Now no bush of the field was yet on the earth. And no plant of the field had started to grow. For the Lord God had not sent rain upon the earth. And there was no Monster to work the ground. 6But a fog came from the earth and watered the whole top of the ground. 7Then the Lord God made Monster from the dust of the ground. And He breathed into his nose the breath of life. Monster became a living being. The Lord God planted a garden to the east in Eden. He put the Monster there whom He had made. And the Lord God made to grow out of the ground every tree that is pleasing to the eyes and good for food. And He made the tree of life grow in the center of the garden, and the tree of learning of good and bad.
Now a river flowed out of Eden to water the garden. And from there it divided and became four rivers. The name of the first is Pishon. It flows around the whole land of Havilah, where there is gold. The gold of that land is good. Bdellium and onyx stone are there. The name of the second river is Gihon. It flows around the whole land of Cush. The name of the third river is Tigris. It flows east of Assyria. And the fourth river is the Euphrates.
Then the Lord God took the Monster and put him in the garden of Eden to work the ground and care for it. The Lord God told the Monster, “You are free to eat from any tree of the garden. But do not eat any people. For the day you eat from it you will die for sure.”
Then the Lord God said, “It is not good for Monster to be alone. I will make a helper that is right for him.” Out of the ground the Lord God made every animal of the field and every bird of the sky. He brought them to the Monster to find out what he would call them. And whatever the Monster called a living thing, that was its name. Adam gave names to all the cattle, and to the birds of the sky, and to every animal of the field. But there was no helper found that was right for Adam. So the Lord God put the Monster to sleep as if he were dead. And while he was sleeping, He took one of the bones from his side and closed up the place with flesh. The Lord God made Monstress from the bone which He had taken from the Monster. And He brought her to the Monster. The Monster said, “This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh. She will be called Eve The Monstress, because she was taken out of Monster.” For this reason a Monster will leave his father and his mother, and will be joined to his wife. And they will become one flesh. The Monster and his wife were both without clothes and were not ashamed.
Now the snake was more able to fool others than any animal of the field which the Lord God had made. He said to the Eve The Monstress, “Did God say that you should not eat any people?” Then the Eve The Monstress said to the snake, “We may eat the fruit of the trees of the garden. But the humans in the center of the garden, God has said, ‘Do not eat or touch them, or you will die.’”
The snake said to the Eve The Monstress, “No, you for sure will not die! For God knows that when you eat humans, your eyes will be opened and you will be like God, knowing good and bad.” The Eve The Monstress saw that the humans were good for food, and pleasing to the eyes, and could fill the desire of making one wise. So she took one of the juiciest looking Humans and ATE HIM! She also gave some to her husband, and he ate. Then the eyes of both of them were opened, and they knew they were without clothes. So they sewed fig leaves together and made themselves clothing.
Then they heard the sound of the Lord God walking in the garden in the evening. The man and his wife hid themselves from the Lord God among the trees of the garden. But the Lord God called to the man. He said to him, “Where are you?” 10 And the man said, “I heard the sound of You in the garden. I was afraid because I was without clothes. So I hid myself.” The Lord God said, “Who told you that you were without clothes? Have you eaten some of the Human’s which I told you not to eat?” The man said, “The Eve The Monstress whom You gave to be with me, she gave me fruit of the tree, and I ate.” Then the Lord God said to the Eve The Monstress, “What is this you have done?” And the Eve The Monstress said, “The snake fooled me, and I ate some guy called Marvin.”
To the Eve The Monstress He said, “I will make your pain much worse in giving birth. You will give birth to children in pain. Yet your desire will be for your husband, and he will rule over you.”
Then the Lord God said, “See, the Monsters has become like one of Us, knowing good and bad. Now then, he might put out his hand to take the life of a human, who they ate and will live forever.” So the Lord God sent him out from the garden of Eden, to work the ground from which he was taken. So He drove the Monsters out
Adam The Monster: Totally worth it, the humans tasted delicious.
This is the story of the heavens and the earth when they were made, in the day the Lord God made the earth and the heavens. Now no bush of the field was yet on the earth. And no plant of the field had started to grow. For the Lord God had not sent rain upon the earth. And there was no Monster to work the ground. 6But a fog came from the earth and watered the whole top of the ground. 7Then the Lord God made Monster from the dust of the ground. And He breathed into his nose the breath of life. Monster became a living being. The Lord God planted a garden to the east in Eden. He put the Monster there whom He had made. And the Lord God made to grow out of the ground every tree that is pleasing to the eyes and good for food. And He made the tree of life grow in the center of the garden, and the tree of learning of good and bad.
Now a river flowed out of Eden to water the garden. And from there it divided and became four rivers. The name of the first is Pishon. It flows around the whole land of Havilah, where there is gold. The gold of that land is good. Bdellium and onyx stone are there. The name of the second river is Gihon. It flows around the whole land of Cush. The name of the third river is Tigris. It flows east of Assyria. And the fourth river is the Euphrates.
Then the Lord God took the Monster and put him in the garden of Eden to work the ground and care for it. The Lord God told the Monster, “You are free to eat from any tree of the garden. But do not eat any people. For the day you eat from it you will die for sure.”
Then the Lord God said, “It is not good for Monster to be alone. I will make a helper that is right for him.” Out of the ground the Lord God made every animal of the field and every bird of the sky. He brought them to the Monster to find out what he would call them. And whatever the Monster called a living thing, that was its name. Adam gave names to all the cattle, and to the birds of the sky, and to every animal of the field. But there was no helper found that was right for Adam. So the Lord God put the Monster to sleep as if he were dead. And while he was sleeping, He took one of the bones from his side and closed up the place with flesh. The Lord God made Monstress from the bone which He had taken from the Monster. And He brought her to the Monster. The Monster said, “This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh. She will be called Eve The Monstress, because she was taken out of Monster.” For this reason a Monster will leave his father and his mother, and will be joined to his wife. And they will become one flesh. The Monster and his wife were both without clothes and were not ashamed.
Now the snake was more able to fool others than any animal of the field which the Lord God had made. He said to the Eve The Monstress, “Did God say that you should not eat any people?” Then the Eve The Monstress said to the snake, “We may eat the fruit of the trees of the garden. But the humans in the center of the garden, God has said, ‘Do not eat or touch them, or you will die.’”
The snake said to the Eve The Monstress, “No, you for sure will not die! For God knows that when you eat humans, your eyes will be opened and you will be like God, knowing good and bad.” The Eve The Monstress saw that the humans were good for food, and pleasing to the eyes, and could fill the desire of making one wise. So she took one of the juiciest looking Humans and ATE HIM! She also gave some to her husband, and he ate. Then the eyes of both of them were opened, and they knew they were without clothes. So they sewed fig leaves together and made themselves clothing.
Then they heard the sound of the Lord God walking in the garden in the evening. The man and his wife hid themselves from the Lord God among the trees of the garden. But the Lord God called to the man. He said to him, “Where are you?” 10 And the man said, “I heard the sound of You in the garden. I was afraid because I was without clothes. So I hid myself.” The Lord God said, “Who told you that you were without clothes? Have you eaten some of the Human’s which I told you not to eat?” The man said, “The Eve The Monstress whom You gave to be with me, she gave me fruit of the tree, and I ate.” Then the Lord God said to the Eve The Monstress, “What is this you have done?” And the Eve The Monstress said, “The snake fooled me, and I ate some guy called Marvin.”
To the Eve The Monstress He said, “I will make your pain much worse in giving birth. You will give birth to children in pain. Yet your desire will be for your husband, and he will rule over you.”
Then the Lord God said, “See, the Monsters has become like one of Us, knowing good and bad. Now then, he might put out his hand to take the life of a human, who they ate and will live forever.” So the Lord God sent him out from the garden of Eden, to work the ground from which he was taken. So He drove the Monsters out
Adam The Monster: Totally worth it, the humans tasted delicious.