Post by V.I.P Eddie Zam on Apr 26, 2021 9:04:33 GMT
(Amelia Granger in a black mini skirt and white top is standing outside The Big Western in Moss Side, Manchester. Her sexiness stands out like a sore thumb amongst all the bricks. She checks her phone and enters the establishment)
(Its just before midday, outside of business hours and the place is lifeless; the venue is relatively unchanged- despite the newest developments- yet one section of the venue is now themed in Intense International Wrestling propaganda , standing out from all the photos of various IIW superstars is a lifesized cardboard cut out of 'VIP" Eddie Zam dressed in a single strap black leotard, black boots with the Initials 'EZ' on them- gold knee pads and one gold right elbow sleeve. )
(Amelia Granger walks over to the bar where a Jamaican rasta type is stacking bottles. The man spots the attractive IIW Internet reporter and he almost drops a bottle of booze. She smiles and enquirers about Eddie Zam- The Jamaican man points her towards a staircase which leads to the second floor. She approaches a door which reads: VIP Only access )
::Knock Knock::
"Adelante "
(Amelia unsure- knocks again)
::Knock Knock::
"La puta MADRE!! For fu*ks sake!!..... Come IN!!!!"
(Amelia rattled but not shaken, enters - confidently)
V.I.P Eddie Zam: Señoritaaaa Amelia!! Mama mia!! You look fabulous! .. .. Come in, Come in... Here, sit , sit! Pardon my french, i thought it was someone else.
(the office is divided in half: Table, two offcies chairs on oneside, while the other half has a TV and an old school VHS and two sofas, coffee table in between the.. a large suit case in on the ground... 'Eddie Zams' VHS Collection, no doubt. Amelia sits and crosses her legs.) he
Amelia: Thank you for having me, Eddie.
Zam: I was expecting you on Saturday night for my grand opening here at The Big Western in this little great neighbourhood of Moss Side Amelia, que paso??....
Amelia: Long story short, I had other plans.
Zam: I thought it was those two little punk kids I hired too drive me around town and wash my clothes... Sandeep and Wang . I apologize for screaming.
(Zam does the sign of the cross and sits opposite Amelia. Office table in between)
Zam: So you had some question to ask me?
Amelia: Yes Mr. Zam, it' s been just under a month since Intense International Wrestling announced your signing and you've had plenty to say, the fans have gotten a glimpse of , well, lets call it your 'motivations' yet we haven't had a formal sit down, a formal introduction, so, I'm here.
Zam: Señorita Amelia, where are you from?
Amelia: Australia.
Zam: Aahhh no wonder you are so beautifulll ... I have yet to meet a woman here in Manchester, you know, you shall give me your ..............
Amelia: So .. About that Interview.
Zam: Ningun problema! We can do this interview Miss Amelia. Let me just comb my hair!
(Eddie Zam who is dressed in a black pants, black blazer and a purple silky shirt ... pulls out his comb from the chest pocket of the Shirt.....And begins to comb his hair in front of Amelia , smiling at her and winking.... )
Zam: How do I look?? Dime. You like it Miss Amelia?
(Amelia, feeling suffocated plays along)
Amelia: Great.
Zam: Si Muuuuuy Great. Ok señoritaaa... We are ready, feel free to ask me whatever, whatever you like .. just remember one thing- if you touch me the wrong way, if you start acting up - I don't care if your a sexy woman, or some old beaten down scrag from down the street here, I will slap you silly, I will slap anyone In Manchester who starts acting like bugs bunny around me. ... Clear?
I dont' care if its that goody two shoes Curtis, or Marko Alessio - I don't care if its the World Champion himself... You act the clown near me, you try this modern age whatever the hell they wanna call it ... trendy stuff on me...... You lose a tooth. I soccer kick you in the mouth. I re arrange your face....
Dont get it mixed up. sexy, pretty, woman, man, old young, whatever you identify as..... I don't discriminate! You act up.. You get slapped! Entiendes señorita??
(Amelia, unfazed and secure in her self , nods and grabs her equipment to set up for the interview)
Amelia: So we ready? 1, 2, 3.......action.
(Zam smirks and leans back a bit)
(Interview commences.....................................)
(Its just before midday, outside of business hours and the place is lifeless; the venue is relatively unchanged- despite the newest developments- yet one section of the venue is now themed in Intense International Wrestling propaganda , standing out from all the photos of various IIW superstars is a lifesized cardboard cut out of 'VIP" Eddie Zam dressed in a single strap black leotard, black boots with the Initials 'EZ' on them- gold knee pads and one gold right elbow sleeve. )
(Amelia Granger walks over to the bar where a Jamaican rasta type is stacking bottles. The man spots the attractive IIW Internet reporter and he almost drops a bottle of booze. She smiles and enquirers about Eddie Zam- The Jamaican man points her towards a staircase which leads to the second floor. She approaches a door which reads: VIP Only access )
::Knock Knock::
"Adelante "
(Amelia unsure- knocks again)
::Knock Knock::
"La puta MADRE!! For fu*ks sake!!..... Come IN!!!!"
(Amelia rattled but not shaken, enters - confidently)
V.I.P Eddie Zam: Señoritaaaa Amelia!! Mama mia!! You look fabulous! .. .. Come in, Come in... Here, sit , sit! Pardon my french, i thought it was someone else.
(the office is divided in half: Table, two offcies chairs on oneside, while the other half has a TV and an old school VHS and two sofas, coffee table in between the.. a large suit case in on the ground... 'Eddie Zams' VHS Collection, no doubt. Amelia sits and crosses her legs.) he
Amelia: Thank you for having me, Eddie.
Zam: I was expecting you on Saturday night for my grand opening here at The Big Western in this little great neighbourhood of Moss Side Amelia, que paso??....
Amelia: Long story short, I had other plans.
Zam: I thought it was those two little punk kids I hired too drive me around town and wash my clothes... Sandeep and Wang . I apologize for screaming.
(Zam does the sign of the cross and sits opposite Amelia. Office table in between)
Zam: So you had some question to ask me?
Amelia: Yes Mr. Zam, it' s been just under a month since Intense International Wrestling announced your signing and you've had plenty to say, the fans have gotten a glimpse of , well, lets call it your 'motivations' yet we haven't had a formal sit down, a formal introduction, so, I'm here.
Zam: Señorita Amelia, where are you from?
Amelia: Australia.
Zam: Aahhh no wonder you are so beautifulll ... I have yet to meet a woman here in Manchester, you know, you shall give me your ..............
Amelia: So .. About that Interview.
Zam: Ningun problema! We can do this interview Miss Amelia. Let me just comb my hair!
(Eddie Zam who is dressed in a black pants, black blazer and a purple silky shirt ... pulls out his comb from the chest pocket of the Shirt.....And begins to comb his hair in front of Amelia , smiling at her and winking.... )
Zam: How do I look?? Dime. You like it Miss Amelia?
(Amelia, feeling suffocated plays along)
Amelia: Great.
Zam: Si Muuuuuy Great. Ok señoritaaa... We are ready, feel free to ask me whatever, whatever you like .. just remember one thing- if you touch me the wrong way, if you start acting up - I don't care if your a sexy woman, or some old beaten down scrag from down the street here, I will slap you silly, I will slap anyone In Manchester who starts acting like bugs bunny around me. ... Clear?
I dont' care if its that goody two shoes Curtis, or Marko Alessio - I don't care if its the World Champion himself... You act the clown near me, you try this modern age whatever the hell they wanna call it ... trendy stuff on me...... You lose a tooth. I soccer kick you in the mouth. I re arrange your face....
Dont get it mixed up. sexy, pretty, woman, man, old young, whatever you identify as..... I don't discriminate! You act up.. You get slapped! Entiendes señorita??
(Amelia, unfazed and secure in her self , nods and grabs her equipment to set up for the interview)
Amelia: So we ready? 1, 2, 3.......action.
(Zam smirks and leans back a bit)
(Interview commences.....................................)