Post by V.I.P Eddie Zam on Apr 28, 2021 5:48:49 GMT
(We join as Amelia Granger is about to commence her exclusive.....)
Amelia: Welcome Intense International Wrestling fans, sit back, relax today we have a treat for the fans, an internet exclusive, one on one interview, with one of the newest and potentially biggest signings Osh Vaughan has recently unveiled. 'V.I.P' Eddie Zam.
Thanks for having us in your office Mister Zamora.
(Zam winks at Amelia and puts his hands behind his head, clasped)
Zam: De nada mamacita... Anytime.
Amelia: Today we want to talk about the Present, Past and Future of your Wrestling career, life and and the little bits in between, that fans of IIW perhaps are not to familiar with. So to start ................
Welcome to Intense International Wrestling, welcome to Manchester. How have things been since you arrived few weeks ago?
Zam: Señorita Amelia, the smell in this city is how would I put this , No bueno. As for IIW, I absolutely love it, It has rejuvenated me in a strange way, like a I trip back in time, memory lane, the thirst, gold belts, pain, woman - yet it's no illusion, it's one hundred percent real and I'm passionate about whats in store , for I-I-W and ME.
Amelia: What are your thoughts on the IIW Roster and the happenings lately in the world of Wrestling.
Zam: thoughts and opinions, I have thoughts, we all do- My 'opinions' on the roster are solid, I see hard working individuals, I see committed men and woman, I also see slackers, jokers and men incapable of pleasing a lady.
Amelia: What do you mean?
Zam: I'm a Leo Stelium- Like the sun I shine upon the world - when i get a gut instinct about something, a feeling, a vibe- I'm always correct Amelia, always- Let's just say I have my doubts about some of the men in the IIW Roster.
(Zam smirks and runs his hands thru his greasy hair)
Amelia: A stelium? You have used this phrase before in some of your promotional work since you have been here, can you explain what that is to some of the fans of IIW?
Zam: It's when you are born with 4 planets in one sign of the wheel of fortune which is the astrological wheel.
Amelia: I see, and I'm guessing you have planets in one sign? Are you an astrologer?
Zam: I'm alot of things, and Im not just good at alot of things... I'm an expert. You señorita Amelia, like the rest of the IIW Roster will soon learn, the power of intelligence, The Aphrodisiac which is intelligence. Yes I was born with four planets in the sign of the Sun.... El Leon.
Amelia: On the subject of Intelligence, there's a rumor circulating that you have an IQ of one hundred and forty, any truth to that Mister Zamora?
Zam: Truth? You know theres truths and then there is eternal truth- written in the stars- the like that, no matter how the coin falls, no the matter the work, no the matter the training, the practise, the money, the power- nothing chances.... Those types of truths are eternal. My intuition, my superior knowledge, mixed with my seasoned experience make the without a doubt the smartest man or woman in Manchester....
Amelia: Tell us about your education?
Zam: I'm jesuit educated, I know all there is to know in this realm, I learnt everything I know from the Oblates, torture, rituals, rules. Can you believe they wanted me to be a priest? Imagine that.... Father VIP Eduardo Zamora. MUUHAHAHA
(Amelia unsure how to respond, moves on)
Amelia: So this establishment, The Big Western, here in friendly Moss Side- What made you choose to invest here?
(Zam pauses to serve him self a glass of Casillero del Diablo ... Red wine, his favourite beverage on earth)
Zam: Would you like a glass Miss Amelia?
Amelia: No Gracias!
Zam: Muy bien, I should teach you how to speak spanish. Now, about the Big Western and Moss Side. I'm from South America, I know what its like to work hard and be treated like dirt, I know what it's like to have all the potential in the world - yet theres no one to lend a hand. To help, to sincerely help.
Amelia: That's what you have done for Savage Grace since you have arrived at IIW?
Zam: Correcto. Savage Grace is worthy of learning from me. And he will prove that this coming Monday Night Mayhem.
Amelia: Ok, lets play a little game : I will mention the name of a random IIW Superstar and you must give me the first word which jumps to your mind and I shall seek an explanation from you. Ok?
Zam: Fine, it sounds like something I would be an expert at- Dale, go.
Amelia: Ok, Mark Alessio?
Zam: Slacker!
Amelia: Explain.
Zam: The kid is twenty one, dumb and numb- as Ive said repeatedly- he has great talents and physical attributes , Papa Dante should beat some sense into him. His son is a Slacker...
Amelia: Curtis?
Zam: Goose!
Amelia: please elaborate...
Zam: If the kid wants to be a good Samaritan he can come down here and wash the dishes with Sandeep. He wants to be a goody two shoes? Come down to The Big Western boy and wash the vomit of the couches... go clean the female toilets. Go on , I dare you! Let's not beat around the bush here, the kid couldn't beat a granny.... so instead he bullies them into accepting his services.
Amelia: Tyler Debonair?
Zam: Mister Squiggle
Amelia: Thats two words, but I'll take it.... tell us , why?
Zam: He reminds me of children's entertainment hour, shows like Gumby, Mister Squiggle - I'm a wrestler, I'm a man, I'm a lover... I'm many things - yet I'm NO clown.. and Tyler is a clown..
Amelia: Jake E. Dangerously?
Zam: Gay
Amelia: What? Please inform us...
Zam: He can hide it, he can deny it, yet I know and deep down in side - He knows....
Amelia: Osh Vaughan?
Zam: Brilliant
He is brilliant, and I will make sure that I honor the contract that I signed with him.
Amelia: Bam Miller?
Zam: Stray
Amelia: explain?
Zam: Its obvious isn't it? The kid is so dumb, his skull is so thick- he ran, he strayed from home. too far from the nest, got lost and now he lies to the world and himself and tries to blame his parents....
Amelia: Anthony Phoenix?
Zam: Puppet
And I'll tell you why Amelia, because he can't multi task, he can't wrestle and he can't keep any belt he wins.... MUUHAHAHAHA
Amelia: Dan Distoner?
Zam: Handicapped
Amelia: Why?
Zam: He has one lung, the guy can barely breathe - This industry is too ruthless for a wannabe with ONE LUNG.... Try stabbing me.. see what happens!
Amelia: The Commander?
Zam: Solid
Amelia: In which way?
Zam: I'm impressed with his strength of body and spirit- his mean. he likes to hurt people- Yet he lacks the mental aspect - Either you are born with it , or you aint.....
And without discriminating, he is dumb as nails.
Amelia: Scotty Adams?
Zam: Princess
And I'll explain- Im sure you know first hand why... Don't you Amelia... I heard him and you... Is that why you didn't show up Saturday Night?? Tell your friend, I'm about as impressed with his 'skills' as you were ..
(Amelia stern and professional- gets rattled when her phone starts vibrating- she looks at it and hesitates)
Amelia: Excuse me, I have to take this call....
Zam: Is that Scotty Adams? The Pretty boy princess?
Amelia: No it's Osh Vaughan, lets have a momentary pause..... and we shall continue.
(The Interview is paused......to be continued)
Amelia: Welcome Intense International Wrestling fans, sit back, relax today we have a treat for the fans, an internet exclusive, one on one interview, with one of the newest and potentially biggest signings Osh Vaughan has recently unveiled. 'V.I.P' Eddie Zam.
Thanks for having us in your office Mister Zamora.
(Zam winks at Amelia and puts his hands behind his head, clasped)
Zam: De nada mamacita... Anytime.
Amelia: Today we want to talk about the Present, Past and Future of your Wrestling career, life and and the little bits in between, that fans of IIW perhaps are not to familiar with. So to start ................
Welcome to Intense International Wrestling, welcome to Manchester. How have things been since you arrived few weeks ago?
Zam: Señorita Amelia, the smell in this city is how would I put this , No bueno. As for IIW, I absolutely love it, It has rejuvenated me in a strange way, like a I trip back in time, memory lane, the thirst, gold belts, pain, woman - yet it's no illusion, it's one hundred percent real and I'm passionate about whats in store , for I-I-W and ME.
Amelia: What are your thoughts on the IIW Roster and the happenings lately in the world of Wrestling.
Zam: thoughts and opinions, I have thoughts, we all do- My 'opinions' on the roster are solid, I see hard working individuals, I see committed men and woman, I also see slackers, jokers and men incapable of pleasing a lady.
Amelia: What do you mean?
Zam: I'm a Leo Stelium- Like the sun I shine upon the world - when i get a gut instinct about something, a feeling, a vibe- I'm always correct Amelia, always- Let's just say I have my doubts about some of the men in the IIW Roster.
(Zam smirks and runs his hands thru his greasy hair)
Amelia: A stelium? You have used this phrase before in some of your promotional work since you have been here, can you explain what that is to some of the fans of IIW?
Zam: It's when you are born with 4 planets in one sign of the wheel of fortune which is the astrological wheel.
Amelia: I see, and I'm guessing you have planets in one sign? Are you an astrologer?
Zam: I'm alot of things, and Im not just good at alot of things... I'm an expert. You señorita Amelia, like the rest of the IIW Roster will soon learn, the power of intelligence, The Aphrodisiac which is intelligence. Yes I was born with four planets in the sign of the Sun.... El Leon.
Amelia: On the subject of Intelligence, there's a rumor circulating that you have an IQ of one hundred and forty, any truth to that Mister Zamora?
Zam: Truth? You know theres truths and then there is eternal truth- written in the stars- the like that, no matter how the coin falls, no the matter the work, no the matter the training, the practise, the money, the power- nothing chances.... Those types of truths are eternal. My intuition, my superior knowledge, mixed with my seasoned experience make the without a doubt the smartest man or woman in Manchester....
Amelia: Tell us about your education?
Zam: I'm jesuit educated, I know all there is to know in this realm, I learnt everything I know from the Oblates, torture, rituals, rules. Can you believe they wanted me to be a priest? Imagine that.... Father VIP Eduardo Zamora. MUUHAHAHA
(Amelia unsure how to respond, moves on)
Amelia: So this establishment, The Big Western, here in friendly Moss Side- What made you choose to invest here?
(Zam pauses to serve him self a glass of Casillero del Diablo ... Red wine, his favourite beverage on earth)
Zam: Would you like a glass Miss Amelia?
Amelia: No Gracias!
Zam: Muy bien, I should teach you how to speak spanish. Now, about the Big Western and Moss Side. I'm from South America, I know what its like to work hard and be treated like dirt, I know what it's like to have all the potential in the world - yet theres no one to lend a hand. To help, to sincerely help.
Amelia: That's what you have done for Savage Grace since you have arrived at IIW?
Zam: Correcto. Savage Grace is worthy of learning from me. And he will prove that this coming Monday Night Mayhem.
Amelia: Ok, lets play a little game : I will mention the name of a random IIW Superstar and you must give me the first word which jumps to your mind and I shall seek an explanation from you. Ok?
Zam: Fine, it sounds like something I would be an expert at- Dale, go.
Amelia: Ok, Mark Alessio?
Zam: Slacker!
Amelia: Explain.
Zam: The kid is twenty one, dumb and numb- as Ive said repeatedly- he has great talents and physical attributes , Papa Dante should beat some sense into him. His son is a Slacker...
Amelia: Curtis?
Zam: Goose!
Amelia: please elaborate...
Zam: If the kid wants to be a good Samaritan he can come down here and wash the dishes with Sandeep. He wants to be a goody two shoes? Come down to The Big Western boy and wash the vomit of the couches... go clean the female toilets. Go on , I dare you! Let's not beat around the bush here, the kid couldn't beat a granny.... so instead he bullies them into accepting his services.
Amelia: Tyler Debonair?
Zam: Mister Squiggle
Amelia: Thats two words, but I'll take it.... tell us , why?
Zam: He reminds me of children's entertainment hour, shows like Gumby, Mister Squiggle - I'm a wrestler, I'm a man, I'm a lover... I'm many things - yet I'm NO clown.. and Tyler is a clown..
Amelia: Jake E. Dangerously?
Zam: Gay
Amelia: What? Please inform us...
Zam: He can hide it, he can deny it, yet I know and deep down in side - He knows....
Amelia: Osh Vaughan?
Zam: Brilliant
He is brilliant, and I will make sure that I honor the contract that I signed with him.
Amelia: Bam Miller?
Zam: Stray
Amelia: explain?
Zam: Its obvious isn't it? The kid is so dumb, his skull is so thick- he ran, he strayed from home. too far from the nest, got lost and now he lies to the world and himself and tries to blame his parents....
Amelia: Anthony Phoenix?
Zam: Puppet
And I'll tell you why Amelia, because he can't multi task, he can't wrestle and he can't keep any belt he wins.... MUUHAHAHAHA
Amelia: Dan Distoner?
Zam: Handicapped
Amelia: Why?
Zam: He has one lung, the guy can barely breathe - This industry is too ruthless for a wannabe with ONE LUNG.... Try stabbing me.. see what happens!
Amelia: The Commander?
Zam: Solid
Amelia: In which way?
Zam: I'm impressed with his strength of body and spirit- his mean. he likes to hurt people- Yet he lacks the mental aspect - Either you are born with it , or you aint.....
And without discriminating, he is dumb as nails.
Amelia: Scotty Adams?
Zam: Princess
And I'll explain- Im sure you know first hand why... Don't you Amelia... I heard him and you... Is that why you didn't show up Saturday Night?? Tell your friend, I'm about as impressed with his 'skills' as you were ..
(Amelia stern and professional- gets rattled when her phone starts vibrating- she looks at it and hesitates)
Amelia: Excuse me, I have to take this call....
Zam: Is that Scotty Adams? The Pretty boy princess?
Amelia: No it's Osh Vaughan, lets have a momentary pause..... and we shall continue.
(The Interview is paused......to be continued)