Post by V.I.P Eddie Zam on May 12, 2021 0:20:52 GMT
(We join with IIW Cameras outside headquarters after the commotion which just took part involving the IIW Hardcore Title....)
(For those unaware, VIP Eddie Zam did as promised and made Chris Nitro pay with a lead pipe over his head... SMACK BANG!! Then Zam looked to be on his way over to stomp on Anthony Phoenix who has waiting for the refs to show up ....and count.... Instead VIP Eddie Zam's weakness came to the forefront again... Women... Women are his weakness. Victoria happened too walk by and VIP Eddie Zam could not contain himself and slapped her bum..... She inturn surprised him , slapped him and sat dropped on his chest ala Yokozuna... )
(Bam Miller walked by, took advantage of the situation - and was crowned NEW IIW Hardcore Champion instead ........ Zam approaches the cameras)
VIP Eddie Zam: HEY YOU, OYE ...AQUI!! Put that camera over here, roll the tape and listen up...
You see that Chris Nitro, you beta male ..... Thats how you FAIL Forward FAST.... I whacked you over the head, I sat your ass down and I shut that mouth of yours up... Easy peasy..
MUUHAHAHAHA
You see Chris Nitro, Im no Beta male like you.... I'm an alpha. I DO, I think and I ACT- and I get what I want, and I wanted to teach you a quick lesson...and I succeeded... Now the rest might not have gone as I envisioned it would... but - How was I supposed to know that mamacita would walk by with her big big butt... and distract me?
How was I suppose to know?? Theres not much I can do about that.... Next time I see that Fat sexy pig , I will slap her and punch her in the bread basket. No questions asked, no warnings given.....You dont lay your hands on ME and not face consequences....
As for you CHRIS NITRO.... Unless you grow some balls and put your mouth where your balls should be .. or whatever that stupid saying is - Unless you start showing me you got HUEVOS!! Leave MY name outta your mouth... TOUGH guy.. Unless you are offering me a match and stepping up to the plate.... Leave my name outta your mouth!!!
I'm not interested in you.... I'm moving on up and UP.... You on the other hand are going down and down, to the gutter!! Straight to the local tip....
MUUUHAHAHA
Now off you go coward, off you go.... Don't forget I can take on you in a tag team match with a random jobber on my side ... It doesnt matter, I will carry the team... I can take on you in a tag team match, singles match ....and a handicapped two versus one match ... all on the same night .. all on the same SHOW...
And because I was BORN to be, BORN to breed and BORN to win.... I will cut three different promos for three different matches....all for the same night ... I dont even need to prepare , I just come out here, step in front of the cameras, find a microphone... and BOOOM
THe Sun, Jupiter, Venus, Mercury ... THE STELIUM does the rest....like taking candy from a baby, easy as one , two , three........
Back to back promos, three matches on one night, Gangbangs, Teachings and Beatings......It doesnt matter.... Because
OH MAMACITA ITS GOOD TO BE ME!!!
(Zam spits a tiny bit of blood out from his mouth and storms off to Prius ...which his driver Sandeep is waiting by_)
(For those unaware, VIP Eddie Zam did as promised and made Chris Nitro pay with a lead pipe over his head... SMACK BANG!! Then Zam looked to be on his way over to stomp on Anthony Phoenix who has waiting for the refs to show up ....and count.... Instead VIP Eddie Zam's weakness came to the forefront again... Women... Women are his weakness. Victoria happened too walk by and VIP Eddie Zam could not contain himself and slapped her bum..... She inturn surprised him , slapped him and sat dropped on his chest ala Yokozuna... )
(Bam Miller walked by, took advantage of the situation - and was crowned NEW IIW Hardcore Champion instead ........ Zam approaches the cameras)
VIP Eddie Zam: HEY YOU, OYE ...AQUI!! Put that camera over here, roll the tape and listen up...
You see that Chris Nitro, you beta male ..... Thats how you FAIL Forward FAST.... I whacked you over the head, I sat your ass down and I shut that mouth of yours up... Easy peasy..
MUUHAHAHAHA
You see Chris Nitro, Im no Beta male like you.... I'm an alpha. I DO, I think and I ACT- and I get what I want, and I wanted to teach you a quick lesson...and I succeeded... Now the rest might not have gone as I envisioned it would... but - How was I supposed to know that mamacita would walk by with her big big butt... and distract me?
How was I suppose to know?? Theres not much I can do about that.... Next time I see that Fat sexy pig , I will slap her and punch her in the bread basket. No questions asked, no warnings given.....You dont lay your hands on ME and not face consequences....
As for you CHRIS NITRO.... Unless you grow some balls and put your mouth where your balls should be .. or whatever that stupid saying is - Unless you start showing me you got HUEVOS!! Leave MY name outta your mouth... TOUGH guy.. Unless you are offering me a match and stepping up to the plate.... Leave my name outta your mouth!!!
I'm not interested in you.... I'm moving on up and UP.... You on the other hand are going down and down, to the gutter!! Straight to the local tip....
MUUUHAHAHA
Now off you go coward, off you go.... Don't forget I can take on you in a tag team match with a random jobber on my side ... It doesnt matter, I will carry the team... I can take on you in a tag team match, singles match ....and a handicapped two versus one match ... all on the same night .. all on the same SHOW...
And because I was BORN to be, BORN to breed and BORN to win.... I will cut three different promos for three different matches....all for the same night ... I dont even need to prepare , I just come out here, step in front of the cameras, find a microphone... and BOOOM
THe Sun, Jupiter, Venus, Mercury ... THE STELIUM does the rest....like taking candy from a baby, easy as one , two , three........
Back to back promos, three matches on one night, Gangbangs, Teachings and Beatings......It doesnt matter.... Because
OH MAMACITA ITS GOOD TO BE ME!!!
(Zam spits a tiny bit of blood out from his mouth and storms off to Prius ...which his driver Sandeep is waiting by_)