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Post by Osh Vaughan on Jun 28, 2021 14:58:38 GMT
Tag Team Titles
The Purge(Chris Nitro and Ryan Hawkins) vs The Celtic Club (Andy Donahue and Trigg)
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Post by Deleted on Jul 1, 2021 4:26:19 GMT
(The camera flickers on and the scene cuts open to a boiler room where only a light hangs over in the center as it flickers only casting just enough light to see Ryan Hawkins and Chris Nitro standing there in silent as the IIW Tag Team Titles sit on their shoulders. The Doll Hannabelle sat in a chair between them as the lights continues to flicker Chris Nitro removes a good, he was wearing and looks into the camera.)
Nitro- They've talked, and we have listened.
(Nitro points to his temple of his head)
Nitro- You see many still do not understand The Purge or respect the ways we handle business in the wrestling ring. The echo of their words run deep and have been heard around the world and even the other side in which many do not walk. Now why I can see why many are saying The Purge isn't a real team or the Real Champions and I get it we haven't had any challengers to show just how damn dominate we can be and lately we've dropped the ball in our singles matches but fortunate for everyone we are the Tag Team Champions of IIW and last time I checked the record book The Purge is Undefeated in Tag Team Wrestling.
(Nitro holds up his half of the Tag Team Titles.)
Nitro- Now why those are valid arguments to make against us let me remind you who we are. We are the IIW Tag Team Champions and won these belts in a tournament and best the unbeatable Blade and Commander in the middle of the ring and make the excuse all you want about the assistance we got from Wayne and his crew, but the fact remains we got the job done and stand here as the best Tag Team in all of professional wrestling which explains why we've had no one step to us. Every time it look like we was finally going to be able to inflict our will, pain, and agony on another team they up and disappear. Case in point The Prestige or James Gang whatever you want to call them they ducked us twice in a row because they knew just like IIW knows ain't nobody good enough or is willing to go the distance like we are to be Champs which is why those young pups knowed as the Young Guns high tailed it out of here faster than FCPW going out a business. They wasn't ready to have those dreams ruined and their internal soul claim for Hannabelle and then there was Eddie Zam running around here claiming he could run through the tag ream division with anyone and best the Purge for the Titles and to be honest me and Ryan laughed and actually was looking forward to the idea of ending Zams pathetic existence in IIW but yet like many of his goals he failed at taming the idiot Destroyer oh how great it was to watch them fall flat on their face. Let them be lessen to the rest of the IIW roster don't bark at the big dwags if you don't even have the bite to make it pass the runts of the litter.
Then there was the Syndicate a bunch of nobodies from that failed promotion FCPW that thought they was even remotely good enough to be in the ring with The Purge good what another Grape without the G that would have been but lucky for then they were the destined winners chosen by Hannabelle to be feed to us instead Andy and Trigger of The Celtic Club and the last FCPW Tag Team Champions have earned that opportunity but I wouldn’t call lambs walking into the lion’s den an opportunity in fact Cav is probably already thinking of what great speech he can give you both to show no fear when you step in the ring with Terror itself.
Because boys I don’t know if you realize this but you two are the underdogs here in this equation and why you have more experience together then me and Ryan it seems clear to me after Hannabelle revealed your truths about you to us you boys ain’t nothing but puppets for Cav to use as his will. Let’s face it Andy and Trigger your name holds no weight without Cav attached to it he calls the shots and you boys listen like good female dogs that you are and not to mention your tag team title win in FCPW was anything but impressive and the reign was like what a few hours before you guys had to pack it up and be sold off to IIW. I know it sounds ugly but that’s your legacy in this business right now and I’m sure you boys had all the time to dream about changing that when me and Ryan put you boys to sleep a few weeks ago on Mayhem and just like what we already knew and what the fans got to see you two are nothing without Cav to give you direction and at Explosion he will have his hands full with his own match up so what will the outcome be without him. I can only imagine a shattered dream!
(The lights starts to flicker as Ryan Hawkins steps forward from the dark as the light reflects off his Mask and holds the Tag Team Title belt in one hand why picking up Hannabelle in the other as he walks slowly towards the camera his footsteps echoing out in the Boiler room. He looks into the camera without making a sound for a minute and then speaks.)
Ryan- Nitro do you remember?
Nitro- What’s that?
Ryan- This place.
Nitro- How can I forget it’s where we both lose to Rogue but out of the ashes we formed together The Purge and became the best Tag Team in wrestling.
(Ryan stares at Nitro for a moment in silence and then back to the camera.)
Ryan- Why you speak the truth this place came to me in a vison sent by Hannabelle after my lose to Blade on Mayhem. You see I meditated with the gods and hunted with the devil and then it came to me like the sun breaking through the clouds on a cloudy sunrise day it became so clear to me that in my quest to become World Champion I had become what I hated I had become what forsaken us both by the hands of Rogue. I was becoming a dreamer and in that moment I knew I must refocus on the path Hannabelle has already lasted out in front of me I had to realize my destiny had already been decided and that I no mortal man can change that and that I must remind everyone else of that same knowledge and why I felt sure of ending the dream of Blade Alexander I just want the world to know I saw fear in Blade I saw the god in him tremble at the god in me. He feared me so much the god in him allowed him to sin! To keep his great record perfect but don’t worry Blade’s time will come but Andy and Trigger.
(Ryan stares at the IIW Tag Team Titles and presses up against his face)
Ryan- I will put that same fear in you. I will let Nitro violate you in ways that the laws would have to be rewritten just to catch up with our definition of malice and brutality. You two are Dream chasers and you reek of it. Trigger your desire and dream to be approved by your brother Cav is pathetic. Your true desire is not to be Tag Team Champion it’s to be loved and acknowledged by your brother, but I will happily deny you that dream The Purge will not allow you to strive further then what your place in life has already been chose you’re a pawn, a tool, a puppet to be used and thrown away and yes even by Cav that is your reality Trigger that is your destiny. Dreaming is a waste of time a sickness of the mind that makes you believe you can achieve thing far greater then you know you can reach.
And as for you Andy you’re the opposite you ooze with potential and your flame is bright and you might could be something one day if you wasn’t so stupid to be a follower instead of a leader being dragged down by Trigger and taking orders from a man that could care less of you were to die tonight he replace you with another meathead from the dollar store gym.
Ending your dreams and squeezing out that potential until your nothing more than a used up toothpaste pack and your flame that burns so deep will be extinguished by The Purge and boys it’s going to taste so good to Shatter your dreams! Sleep Tight
The camera fades out as the scene cuts out.
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Post by The Celtic Club on Jul 3, 2021 0:09:49 GMT
The scene opened to Chris “Trigger” Cavanagh wearing a white tank top and blue jeans with a pair of wheat colored Timberland boots on as he leans against a brick wall. Trigger is speaking, inaudibly, into a cell phone as the sunlight reflects perfectly off of his gold Rolex watch. Just fifteen feet or so away Andy Donahue is seen with an exposed torso absorbing all of the Vitamin D possible. Andy speaks to the Jamaican man that had previously been knocked unconscious by John Cavanagh. The Jamaican man hands off an enveloped and Andy smiles at the sight of it, the Jamaican man heads off as the sound of Trigger’s voice becomes audible.
Chris Cavanagh: ”I won’t be in the country that weekend.”
Trigger listened as Andy shrugged his shoulders asking “what gives?”
Chris Cavanagh: ”Not a problem Paulie, just stop by the Blarney and see Fitz or Spanish they can help you out.”
Trigger listened and nodded.
Chris Cavanagh: ”Alright, I’ll link up with you when I’m back from Manchester.”
Trigger removed the phone from his head. Andy shrugged his shoulders again.
Chris Cavanagh: ”Nothing that concerns you. Jamaican problem?”
Andy’s lips parted to a toothy grin.
Andy Donahue: ”I’d say Johnnie got the message across.”
Trigger nodded his head.
Chris Cavanagh: ”Good, good. Don’t get why people just don’t listen the first that one of us tries to convince them of something. In the end—me, you and Johnnie—we always get what we want.”
Andy Donahue: ”Like a .50 cal Barrett in the hands of a well trained sniper.”
Chris Cavanagh: ”It’s guaranteed to be a god damned hit.”
Trigger’s eyes moved from Andy to the camera in front of him, as if Trigger wasn’t aware they were there the entire time. Trigger smiled before beginning to speak.
color=orange]Chris Cavanagh: ”A hit? How perfect of a term for me to be using, especially with Explosion right around the corner. I’ll be the first person to say it, this pay-per-view is going to be just that…a hit. It’s going to be something of a hostile takeover I guess you could say. Ain’t that right, Andy?”
Andy Donahue: [color=red}”Poor jerk offs in the locker room gonna regret this night!”
Chris Cavanagh: Hey, what did we tell everyone? From the very first match The Celtic Club had here in IIW we set the bar as tall as Mount fucking Everest! At World’s Collide Johnnie brought us out the the Brits and let our intentions be known. The entire wrestling world found out that The Celtic Club had signed an exclusive deal with IIW and that could only mean one thing.”
Trigger smiled before a bear claw of a hand struck him gently on the back.
Andy Donahue: ”What’s that one thing again?”
Chris Cavanagh: ”That every champion was in our crosshairs and not only that, every person with championship gold was firmly within our reach from the moment we all put pen to paper. So what did the new jefe, Bob Mitchell, do with his new super squad? He had us go out the first Monday Night Mayhem after that and show the roster just who the fuck WE are.”
Trigger motioned his hand between himself and Andy.
Chris Cavanagh: ”That’s right, Andy Boy…they gave Johnnie the night off and put us right to work. Why? I’ll tell you why, before meathead over here answers the rhetorical question. Bob Mitchell and management knew what they had in Johnnie—a proven commodity before he went to the can and ever since he came out. Us? They knew I had star power from back in the day and Andy…they just knew he looked impressive as all hell so why the hell not see what they’re opening up the wallet for? Well, they found out pretty fast. You guys all remember The Prestige?”
Andy began nodding his head up and down.
Andy Donahue: ”I sure as shit do. Those douche bags told us they were the pecking order around this place…wasn’t too difficult to finish them two off!”
Trigger shook his head.
Chris Cavanagh: ”See what I mean about those rhetorical questions? But, that was the point so thanks Andy Boy. We made quick work of those blasts from the past on our way to the top. What was the next stop? Last Mayhem when we defeated The Syndicate and Eddie Zam and the Ultimate Destroyer in the same night!”
Andy Donahue: ”And now, I see that finish line and the IIW World Tag Team Championships right across them.”
Chris Cavanagh: ”Andy Boy, always jumping the gun…you gotta let the hits come as they come, brother, can’t rush this kind of shit.
Chris Cavanagh: You two may be able to call yourselves the IIW World Tag Team Champions, but let’s face reality—neither of you two are THE World Tag Team Champions.
Andy Donahue:: That’s fucking right!”
Chris Cavanagh:: “Now, I’m not trying to elevate the First Class Pro Wrestling Tag Team Championships, that’s a closed promotion…deader than John Kennedy…but as long as myself and Andy walk around with these belts…these are THE de facto World Tag Team Titles.”
Andy Donahue: ”I’d like to see one of you little shits tell me otherwise.”
Trigger chuckled before laying a few smacks to the back of Andy’s back.
Chris Cavanagh: ”Sounds about right, Andy Boy! You know why those two pieces of shit were playing their little spooky games with us. I’m telling you right now, if you boys think that doll has a thing to do with any success you have in the IIW—you’re sadly mistaken. Your little magic partner, Hannabelle, she ain’t gonna be a third member of The Purge and play a role in this match. You may be able to get into the heads of a normal competitor with all of the smoke and mirror tricks that you Gothic freaks play!”
Andy Donahue: ”I can’t wait to get my hands on their little toy and rip its fucking head off! I’m tired of The Purge’s childish bullshit. I might not be a Crip, but I’m out for blood boys.
Trigger rolled his eyes and shook his head.
Chris Cavanagh: I love hip hop too kid, but, you gotta diversify your tastes a bit—no shit you ain’t a Crip. You’re a member of The Celtic Club, that’s a badge of fucking honor to be displayed proudly for the rest of your life not some dumb ass color that was there before you were born and will be there after you die. But, the gang comparison might be spot on—The Celtic Club and The Purge, two teams that are hell bent on destroying one another at Explosion. The turf? The Tag Team division—the entire fucking thing. Ryan Hawkins and Chris Nitro may be able to call themselves the kings of the division but the grains of sand on their clock continue to dwindle away to nothing.”
Andy turned around and began to flex his back towards the camera.
Andy Donahue: ”I’m going to give you two little creeps a little bit of advice. Don’t get trapped in the back!”
Chris Cavanagh: ”Well, shit, I actually agree with what Andy Boy has to say. He picks one of you boys up and hoists you up in The Troubles and you’ll be squealing like a little pig, giving up your championships and status within the blink of an eye to stop the excruciating pain. Johnnie says I don’t, but I try to look at things from all perspectives. Problem is, I just don’t see any angle in which you two fuck-os get to leave Explosion as the Tag Team Champions. I’ve been thinking, I’ve been squinting hard enough to probably do some permanent damage to my eye sight and…yeah, fuck it, I just don’t see The Purge retaining those straps against The Celtic Club. It’s just too tall of an order for you two and your little fetish doll to take care of.”
Andy stopped flexing his back, he was in the zone and no one was going to stop this Hulk from completing his cycle of body builder poses. Andy turned to the camera and placed his arms underneath him, he let out a roar and all of the muscles in his arms, chest and shoulders flared up.
Andy Donahue: ”You little cowards have no idea what kind of monster you awoke when you played your little games! This is going to be fun for me and all sorts of terrible for you two.”
Chris Cavanagh: ”Ryan Hawkins and Chris Nitro, The Purge, the IIW World Tag Team Champions. The men that call themselves The Dream Killer and Monday Night, respectively. Ryan, while you may walk around proclaiming yourself “The Dream Killer”, let me make this perfectly clear to you right now—this ain’t a dream that you’re trying to kill. You’re trying to fight against prophecy, against fate itself because the second Andy Boy and I signed up with the IIW it was a foregone conclusion that we would be the Tag Team Champions. It was written in the stars, all that mythical bullshit…whatever it is that a “Dream Killer” needs to hear to get that through his skull. As for your buddy, Chris Nitro, the man who seems to think he is Monday Night Mayhem, the guy who absolutely loves pain…”
Andy Donahue: ”I’ve got plenty of pain in store for you. Let’s see how much of it you can handle!”
The scene cut to static.
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Post by Chris 'Monday Night' Nitro on Jul 4, 2021 11:46:47 GMT
The scene opens to Nitro and Hawkins still sitting in the boiler room. Nitro has set a table up with a bottle of whiskey, 2 shot glasses, and both of the IIW tag team titles.
NITRO - Ryan we got to fix the lighting situation down here. It's almost to dark to function.
Ryan - I like it like this and Hannabelle thrives in the dark.
NITRO - No I definitely know that but maybe just one more light hanging from the ceiling that also flickers to shed some more light on us?
Ryan - Yeah I would be ok with that.
NITRO - You know I was going to do it anyway man? I will talk to Charlie about it and see what that idiot can figure out.
Nitro pours whiskey into the shot glasses. Both men hold them up than drink them slamming the glasses down.
NITRO - You think we haven't heard the rumors going around in the locker room? You think we don't see the internet wrestling community posting on Twitter? You really don't think we read the dirt sheets? We know that everyone is questioning us as a team. Is the Purge really as good as they say they are? Short answer is yes we absolutely are but it's not always so simple. We beat Blade and Commander all the way back on April 19th and haven't defended out titles once yet. That's not on us though becasue we have tried. It's not our fault that every single tag team that starts here in the IIW leaves. Wait maybe it is our fault, maybe they look at us and just know that they can't be us and leave. Maybe they realize that it's just not not worth it for them to even try to come after us. In our heads we absolutely want to tell everyone it's because of us but we understand that it definitely might not be. We fully understand that there is a good chance The IIW has just been unlucky when it comes to tag team wrestling. We want to defend these titles more than anything. We know we are the greatest tag team in wrestling today and need to prove that to everyone. We have called out all of the IIW roster yet not one single team has had the balls to step up to us. Let's run down a quick list shall we.
#1 the team we where most excited for The Prestige/James Gang.......Gone. I personally feel like jail changed them. They where very different after they got out and returned. We where excited they where back and Poof gone. Truly an unfortunate turn of events, sad even.
#2 The human equivalent of herpes Eddie Zam. Try as he might he can't seen to find anyone that likes him long enough for form a lasting team. For all the shit that little hemroid talks I'm not at all surprised he can't find a friend.
#3 Most likely the worst team on thisnlist The young Lions or gun whatever they called themselves. Complete chickens shared of their own shadow and headed for the hills once they say the Purge. Plus they where both unoriginal fucks so good riddance.
#4 Thought maybe Balde and Commander would want another shot at us seeing as it wasn't overly fair for them. Guess not now that Blade is fighting for the world title and Commander is basically retired from in ring action.
#5 Bum Squad has fallen off the face of the earth since we embarrassed them in the title tournament. They asked us to make it hardcore so we did. Apparently we made it too hardcore for them though. Piss off bums.
Ryan - I was saying the same thing the other day. Clearly we are a feared tag team because no other tag team has ever hung around. We really want to defend these titles as much as we can but not one single team has ever posed a threat to us. Not I feel Andy or Trigg are threats in any way shape or form.
Nitro - Exactly a ton of teams have joined than left. That's very upsetting news becasue we want to fight. All we want to do is step into that ring and prove that we are the best fucking tag team that IIW has ever seen. It's not our fault that we are so good no one wants to step up. It's not our fault that no one else in IIW has the fucking balls to try us. It's not out fault that clearly no one gives any fucks about tag team wrestling.
Nitro moves the Tag Team titles to the middle front of the table. The camera zooms in on them than back to Nitro.
NITRO - That's where the Celtic Club comes into play. I just want to formally welcome you to the IIW boys. Yes I guess we kind of did that in a weird way a few weeks back didn't we. That wasn't a formal welcome though this one is. We are both soooooo excited that a real tag team has joined and is taking us on for these titles. We welcome the challenged and can't wait for the match. Andy, Chris there are a few things you don't understand about us though. You claimed in you're generic wrestling promo #1 that you're going to hoist us up into the air and make us scream till we quit basically begging you take our titles.
Ryan and Nitro look at each other and start laughing really hard.
NITRO - I forgot that you guys don't really know us to well seeing as you just joined up here. Ryan and I have both taken eachother to the limits in that ring and for the 24/7 hard-core title. Our friendship is forged in pain and suffering. You see when you and another man beat the unholy hell out of eacther but both me stand up ready for more you build a bond. Neither one of us came to IIW looking for Tag team glory. We both came here looking for death match hard-core wrestling than we found eachother and the Purge was born. Andy and Chris there is literally nothing you boys can do to us that we haven't already done to eachother. There is a 0% chance that you can make us cry out in pain I fucking promise you that. Neither of you 2 possess the strength or the ability to make that happen.
Nitro holds up his shot glass Ryan does the same. They take the shots than slam the glasses down on the table.
NITRO - You see we know way more about you than you think boys. My man Ryan over here was in first class for a little while and was able to see the bullshit first hand. He saw the way you guys ran roughshod all over the company. He also saw Jonny C hand both of you many many beatings in the last few weeks of that fed. It's a same the fed closed to be honest because the Purge was going to come after those tag titles. Ryan joined and I was going to but low and behold you guys are your boy Johnnie where so bad as the faces of of company it closed. Thats the main reason we are excited for this match. It should have already happened but you guys sucked so bad you're the reason a whole fed closed.
Ryan - Yeah it wasn't a pretty sight to have to sit there and watch as the cancer known as the Celtic Club slowly killed First Class.
NITRO - We have seen first hand how you clowns conduct business. We know you operate on fear and intimidation. Sorry to burst your bundle boys but that game plan won't work on us. We aren't and will never be scared of you, and there is nothing you could ever say or do that would intimidate us. Hey you can sit back and claim that Hannabelle doest at least make you a little nervous but we all know truth. She has been in my life for months now and she is a friend and she still scares the hell out of me.
Nitro looks at Hannabelle who is sitting in a chair off the the side of the room. He smiles at her very nervously but she doesn't move.
NITRO - End of the day Andy, Chris you two and bullshit lackeys for John. He is the only one from the Celtic Club that anyone cares about. He was the world champion that closed your fed, he is your mouth piece isn't he. When Cavanagh says jump you 2 say how high and where. 2 lackey minions with no spine and can't stand on their own 2 feet. Man I cant wait to get in that ring and lay out some punishment Purge style. Hey Andy does a cat have you're tongue man you barely spoke at all. OH WAIT I know you're the bottom aren't you. You're the least important part of the club I bet if we killed you in the ring at Explosion neither of your boys would care. I bet they would have you replaced before the end of the god damn show man. It must suck to know you're the weakest link that no one really wants around doesn't it.
Nitro pours 2 more shots of whiskey.
NITRO - Andy you're the red headed step child of the club. Chris and John are brothers and as well all know no one can come between them. Since Chris isn't as good as John he is regulated to a less than part of the club. We all see that don't we Ryan?
Ryan - We absolutely see that. Also when we say Chris isn't as good we really mean that. He is such a joke that he can't fight on his own.
NITRO - Exactly he needed to be in a tag team. That's where they found your bitch ass Andy. They needed someone who wasn't bloodline to be the runt of the club. You're the one who is only there to take pitfalls and beatings. We on the Purge are a real team, a team that's been forged in battle. We formed the Purge to have something else to do becasue wanted to fight more. Both of us still wrestle singles matches all the time. Matches that have nothing to do with the tag team scene. I was just in a hard-core title match. Ryan over here just fought the man that's not in the PPV world title match. Side note Ryan stepped up huge and held his own in that match and I was very proud.
Ryan - Thank you I tried my best but unfortunately came up short. I keep elevating my game though. Even if lose we all gain something.
NITRO - You killed it man. You guys are the last ever FCPW tag champs huh. That is still something you want to claim even though it's a dead fed. Even though IIW took the name and made it a woman's only brand under our umbrella. Wait no that makes sense cause you 2 are pussies. Claiming that your still the tag champs of a dead fed is super lame boys. If your little club was better first class would still be open and thriving. What I'm looking forward to seeing is how you compete in a fed where the owner isn't in your pocket. We all know that Tay go screwed on that last show, we all know 2 morons never fairly defended the tag titles, we all know Jonny C is better than Cav. I bet it pains Cav that he never beat Jonny especially after the way Jonny disposed of you 2.
Ryan - I was there for that show it was heated and awesome to watch. Don't come out here trying to look like badasses when I watched you both first hard get your asses kicked by one man. Jonny didn't even tag out most of that match he handed business himself. That's how much you guys suck.
NITRO - Damn one man basically handled both of you. You I'm even less worried about you guys as a team now. Admittedly we know nothing about you but after that promo of Chris talking and Andy throwing in a hand full of words every few minutes. What a joke of a team from a second rate stable. You guys are such a joke you know nothing else about us other than our nicknames. Yeah I'm Monday night Chris Nitro but I have never once actually called myself that. Show how much homework you 2 morons have done doesn't it. I let me actions speak louder than ant nickname. I didn't even give myself that nickname the fans did. I was so hard-core and continually put on the most exciting matches every show the fans named me Monday night.
Ryan - I will absolutely kill their dreams Nitro you know that.
NITRO - I do know that for a damn fact. I know they have dreams to win the tag titles but that's where you come in Hawk. You definitely kill that dream and make sure we walk out still the IIW tag team champions.
Ryan - You're damn right we will. Nothing will ever stand in out way we are the greatest tag team in the history of IIW. The whole world will see that at Explosion.
NITRO - Andy I want you to look directly into my eyes as I say this. You claim to have a ton a pain to offer and hope that I am ready for you. In glad you read my bio and leaned the bare minimum about me. I am here right now to tell you that matter what you do to me in that ring I will get back up. There is nothing you can do to me to cause pain. You're not even man enough to cause me mild discomfort. You're writing a check that your ass can't cash Andrew. You want to try and bring the pain that's fine with me brother. You try and do your worst to me I will take it all and smile than it's my turn to show you how a real man inflicts pain. But I need you to remember than when I'm unleashing pure madness on you, you asked me for this. In the 14 words you spoke is that laughable promo you asked me to bring the pain. Well you said you are bringing the but i know you won't bring enough. I will help facilitate the extra pain directed at you. Bum Squad challenged our pain threshold and they haven't wrestled here since. Hopefully we are that lucky again.
Ryan - We would be doing all of IIW a favor. Getting rid of a cancerous team that's already destroyed one fed. We won't let you do that to us here in IIW.
NITRO - We will be doing everyone that favor. Andrew wants to call me out and play pain Olympics than he has fucking got it.
Ryan - Wait Hannabelle and I have seen that online.
NITRO - Dear God no not that lain Olympics. You have asked something of me that will really hurt you Andrew. You want gloves off than you got it man. I was content to wrestle a legit tag team match but if you want to church this up a bit and add some violence and pain to the match i will happily oblige you. You don't understand how happy you have made me Andrew. That puts you into a very dangerous position come Explosion. You better be able to back up that little amount of talking you did. I'm coming after you full force and nothing will stop me. I thrive on pain Andrew you more you inflict the harder I fight. Man I can't wait to fucking hurt you.
Nitro pours another 2 shots. They hold them up Nitro and Hawkins both say for the Purge. Drink and slam the glasses down on the table as the scene fades to black.
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Post by The Celtic Club on Jul 8, 2021 2:37:32 GMT
The scene opened to Chris Cavanagh and Andy Donahue inside of The Blarney Stone Irish Pub. Andy stands behind the bar and Trigger is seated at a bench seat.
Chris “Trigger” Cavanagh: ”Underdogs? Really? These two fucking freaks really think that WE are the underdogs in this match?”
Andy looked at Chris and raised his head with a slight look of bewilderment etched upon his face.
Andy Donahue: ”But, ain’t we? Isn’t that how that whole champion’s advantage bullshit work?”
Chris “Trigger” Cavanagh: ”Poor, young Andy Boy. Listen closely as I teach you an invaluable lesson. That champion’s advantage is just what you just called it, bullshit. Yeah, The Purge can keep their championships if they walk out of the ring and head to the back or if they decide to get themselves disqualified—but, do you think that WE are stupid enough to let either of those scenarios play out?”
The Heir Apparent paused momentarily, it was a shock but Andy actually had to think about what answer Chris was searching for.
Andy Donahue: ”No?”
Chris “Trigger” Cavanagh: ”Exactly! Honestly, if either of these two morons have any plans on exercising that advantage to keep those championships…they’re both smarter than I thought.”
Andy Donahue: ”What? How?”
Chris “Trigger” Cavanagh: If Hawkins or Nitro say fuck this noise and head to the back or crack one of us with a chair while the referee is looking—it shows me they have some form of a survival instinct. I don’t give a damn how much they say they’re confident in their abilities for this match…they know they can’t get the job done when they step into the ring with us at Explosion.”
Andy began to laugh.
Andy Donahue: ”Alright, now that I fucking understand. None of that literary bullshit just straight and to the point.”
Chris Cavanagh: ”I mean, Andy, did you actually listen to what Chris Nitro was saying? How even though he and Ryan Hawkins have been coming up short in singles competition…they’re still the Tag Team Champions? Yeah, man, way to put yourselves over. We can’t get the job done individually but collectively we’ll kick your fucking ass while our little doll barks out orders from the corner. Really? I can’t with this shit…”
Trigger began to shake his head back and forth.
Andy Donahue: That fucking doll…I can’t wait to tear its head off and punt it into the crowd at Explosion. Watch Hawkins and Nitro start short circuiting or some shit without their precious doll guiding their way.”
Chris Cavanagh: ”Hannabelle…that stupid rag doll that those two probably picked up when they were high driving around haggling at a garage sale. I have an issue with acknowledging the existence of such a being—an inanimate object that has been given life and power by two mumbling morons who clearly just need a higher purpose in life. Guys, go enlist in the military, join the Peace Corps, volunteer at an animal shelter, join the fucking priesthood...what the hell is this doll worship you two got going on? Is Hannabelle just a front for the sex dolls you two share back in the basement of your mother’s house? You guys do whatever you want in your spare time, not judging, just, your doll its fucking weird boys!”
Trigger began to laugh, he couldn’t help himself. The younger Cavanagh brother bent over while still laughing as Andy stared on.
Andy Donahue: ”In case you two shits didn’t hear it the first time, I can’t wait to destroy that stupid doll of yours. While Trig cracks himself up I guess I can talk now. Nitro, I don’t need no pep talks from Johnnie to get down to business this Sunday. At Explosion I’m getting right down to business and showing you two shit for brains that the FCPW Tag Team Championships aren’t some souvenirs, and the champions themselves aren’t a fluke. Yeah, that company closed, where were you two? Nitro you didn’t have the balls to come over and compete and Ryan, you just poked your head in when Mac Dunney called it quits. Could you two have treaded water in Toronto? I don’t really know. Sunday, Trig and I, we’re gonna show you two that we are the better tag team champions and…”
Chris Cavanagh: ”Superior.”
Andy Donahue: ’What?”
Chris Cavanagh: Better? Are you fucking kidding me. The word you were looking for at that moment was superior. Shit kid, you were starting to get a groove and go kind of strong until you said “better tag team champions”.
Andy shook his head. Here he had taken the opportunity to try and cut a promo and his partner, and to an extent one of his mentors, was now bad mouthing his choice of words.
Andy Donahue: ”Fuck, man, I’m tryin’ over here!”
Chris Cavanagh: ”I know Andy Boy, I know. Valiant effort, great try, really. But, how about we leave the talking to me whenever possible?”
Andy looked to the ground while nodding his head, Trigger didn’t see it but there was a slight roll of Andy’s eyeballs. Andy wasn’t as dumb as he seemed, he understood what Trig did—Trig had to deal with a dominant older brother his entire life, this was Trig’s turn to be the dominant one in a team.
Chris Cavanagh: ”Like Andy said, we are going to take those titles from you two this Sunday. Once we do, I’ll gladly retire the FCPW Tag Team Titles. Nitro, I guess you missed my backstory. I’m not Andy over here. Andy is relatively new to this sport, the championships we currently hold are, in fact, his legacy in professional wrestling currently so you’re right on him. Me? I’m a fucking Cavanagh—as far as Tag Team Titles? I’ve been there plenty of times. Cruiserweight Titles? Same thing. This ain’t gonna be my first rodeo Chris, and its for shit sure not going to be my last. As for Ryan Hawkins? I don’t even want to get started on some of that crazy shit he spewed out of his mouth.”
Andy smirked.
Andy Donahue: ”Did that nut job actually say he meditated with the gods and hunted with the Devil?”
Chris Cavanagh: ”Some insane gibberish like that. I swear Andy Boy, these guys ain’t opponents, these two ain’t wrestlers, these two belong in a fucking mental institution. That Nitro guy, he really thinks they’ve scared off every tag team that the IIW has to offer. Believe that shit?”
Andy Donahue: ”And they called us dreamers?”
Chris Cavanagh: ”Maybe they beat the piss out of one or two teams, I’ll give credit where credit is due, but really you guys scared off The Prestige? Now I know you two are bat shit crazy. Who was it that defeated The Prestige in their big return to IIW? Shit… Andy who was it again?”
Andy Donahue: ”The fucking Celtic Club!”
Trigger clapped his hands back and forth a few times while delivering a slight chuckle.
Chris Cavanagh: ”Bingo! I love when jerkoffs take credit for our work…it shows that we aren’t the only assholes walking around these locker rooms. We showed those two “greats” that they didn’t quite measure up to what IIW has in store for them nowadays so they packed up ship and left port in a hurry. You can say you want to defend your titles, all good by me, we are ready, willing and able to challenge for them. Not only that, regardless of the outcome, we ain’t gonna run off with our tails between our legs like a bunch of little cunts. On the off shot that the team with a doll fetish wins, The Celtic Club will still be in IIW at the next edition of Monday Night Mayhem and we will probably just beat the shit out of you again, and challenge again, why? Because that’s what we fucking do! We hurt people, we challenge for titles until we win the titles…good paychecks, name notoriety, endorsements, all that good shit that can line your pockets from holding championship gold…that’s what The Celtic Club is all about.”
Andy rubbed his index and middle finger together with his thumb while smiling.
Andy Donahue: ”You don’t want to see what a guy like me will do to an opponent for a dollar. You don’t think I have the strength to make you two little bitches cry?”
Andy flexes his bicep muscles.
Chris Cavanagh: ”Look, I get that you two like to fuck around with barbed wire and thumb tacks and I’m sure all of that shit hurts…but this guy is a fucking monster. He is NOT the guy you want to have on the opposing side of the ring. You’re questioning this guys strength? Now you’re just begging for him to be that asshole who proves a point. That’s a truly sad situation for whichever one of you he gets ahold of first…I’m sure barbed wire can rip your muscle off of the bone, but so can he if he decides to pull it hard enough. You can claim that The Celtic Club destroyed First Class Pro but thats a bullshit lie and you know it.”
Andy Donahue: ”That’s cap.”
Trigger looked at Andy puzzled.
Chris Cavanagh: ”Cap, really? I’ll never understand that term.”
Andy Donahue: ”Like when someone lies you tell them put a cap on it? That’s cap.”
Chris’ eyes widened. He was astonished, Andy had a rebuttal as to why the term “cap” made sense as a synonym for the word “lie”.
Chris Cavanagh: ”Thanks for that Andy Boy, pretty fucking enlightening. I guess a lot of the verbal diarrhea from Chris Nitro then would be considered cap.”
Andy Donahue: ”Exactly, now you got it. Like that whole me being the bottom shit. Look, I’m glad these two hardcore freaks where able to find one another here…everybody deserves a soul mate and all that…but that ain’t what I’m all about guys. I’m not here to back Trigger up, I’m here to learn and become the next dominant star in this business once Johnnie decides to hang up his boots.”
Chris Cavanagh: ”And until then, he is a student and I am one of his teachers. You two can sit there and make your pussy jokes all you want, thats the last thing either of us are and you two are most definitely aware of that. You can lie to yourselves, you can lie to the fans, but we can see right through your lies. I hope you guys make it through all of that pain and suffering that you’re both such big fans of…I just hope your little doll isn’t too displeased with you two.”
The scene cut to static.
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