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Post by Osh Vaughan on Jun 28, 2021 15:00:21 GMT
STRAP Match
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Post by Bam Miller on Jun 29, 2021 4:17:43 GMT
We open up to an abandoned car junk yard in Manchester a sound of a motorcycle can be heard approaching the entrance as the aounsbgets closer we see Bam Miller trying in towards the junk yard on his Harley Davidson with a side cart attached to it as Curtis sits inside wearing a helmet that can barley cover gia head because of his head and some googles. They turn inside the junk yard as Bam parks near an open spot. Bam gets off the bike as Curtis hopes out the cart and stretches then turns to Bam.
Curtis- Why are we all the way out here Bam? We should both be preparing for our separate matches.
Bam laughs and pats Curtis on the back.
Bam- That’s why we are here Curtis we both are going to be in some extreme matches where anything goes and after what happens with you and Wayne at the end of our tag team match, I say you can use this.
Curtis- Use what...
Bam pulls two sledgehammer's from around the corner of a stack of cars and hands one to Curtis. Who struggles at first to get balanced and steady in his hand.
Curtis- Woah Bam what is this for? I hope you don't think I'm going to vandalize these cars do you?
Bam- Well for one this won't be vandalizing because these cars are passed old and are abandoned nobody is going to care if you put a few more dents in a beat up old station wagon and we need to get you in tune with your ruthless aggression for Wayne.
Curtis- But...
Bam- But nothing Curtis now go over there and find your aggression that you'll need to beat Wayne.
Curtis walks off towards a car and starts hitting it with the sledgehammer but only barley touching it not even making a sound. Bam turns towards the camera.
Bam- I see now we are going to be here a while, but why we are out here let's talk about this Parking Lot Cage Match me and Jonny have found ourselves in. I won't lie and act surprise about the type of match me and Jonny are about to take part in because it was kind of my idea that I pitched to Bob Mitchell. Now I know what you all at home are think and what Jonny is thinking. What the fuck is a Parking Lot Cage match.
Bam walks over to an old pick up and leads on it why holding the sledgehammer over his shoulder.
Bam- Well to answer your question it's exactly how it sounds a steel cage structure placed over the outside parking lot that I'm assuming will be IIW and inside the cage will be cars and various weapons me and Jonny will use to shorten the others career with.
Bam takes the sledgehammer and smashes the truck window in sending glass flying as Bam backs up and laughs it off.
Bam- You see after all the things me and Jonny have been through I had to think of a match that would be fitting for our end. Because make no mistake this will be the last time you see Bam Miller and Jonny FnC go one on one in a match. Because I for one and tired of the games we've been playing these last couple of weeks and I guess you can say I have the most to prove in this matcha and the most to gain as well.
Bam takes the sledgehammer smashes in the passenger side door leaving a huge impression.
Bam- You see everyone knows Jonny best me the last time we went one on one man to man he was the better man that night and why he showed me enough respect to raise my hand I still felt empty that night and still do and why fans and other wrestlers in the back give me my dues for taking a Hall of Famer like Jonny to the wire being second best just don't sit right with me. Hell I just lost the Hollywood Championship to Eron Hunter and sure I didn't get pin but once again Bam Miller comes up short in the big moments.
Bam chuckles to himself then looks back at the camera.
Bam- I guess that's one thing we have in common Jonny we both have yet to be able to climb to the top of the mountain without stumbling and falling flat on our faces, but to be real I recognize what you've done in this business Jonny I really do for all the shit I give you I never once underestimated you. Not one time and this time when we face of in this hell of a match, I promise you I’m coming at you with everything I got Jonny. This will be my redemption for the night you beat me and will be my moment that says Bam Miller has arrived. No...
Bam pulls out a miller lite beer and takes a sip before turning to the camera.
Bam- They will say it's officially Miller Time!!! There will be no more doubt on where I belong In IIW everyone will think of me more then just an overachiever. They will know Bam Miller is a big time money player that can hang with the big boys in IIW that my name can be placed by the Rogues and Jake E Dangerously of the world. This match up for me means so much more then it does for you Jonny I promise you that. This time the ending will be diffrent I will have my moment in the sun. See you soon Jonny.
Bam winks at the camera and walks over towards Curtis where he has barely made any damage as the scene fades out.
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Post by JonnyFNC on Jun 29, 2021 15:18:11 GMT
The scene opens to Jonny C sitting on a throne in the back of a broken down truck in what appears to be a car graveyard. There are rusted out, crushed, and broken cars all around.
Jonny C - This what you wanted Bam? You asked for this absolutely wild and crazy match that no one in their right minds would agree to. It's a damn good thing for you I'm far from in my right mind. This whole rivalry we find ourselves in goes back many weeks at this point. It all started when you felt you wanted to go after the big man on campus. You needed to makena name for yourself at someone else's expense and I knew that. Now normally I wouldn't have entertained a piss ant like you but you caught me in a vulnerable moment. On March 21st I lost the world title and was pissed off. You ran your mouth like the absolute child you are till I couldn't take it anymore. Finally on March 29th I snapped and did something I never do I attacked you becasue you got under my skin. I had to send a message to you and I feel like I did just that. I didn't want your hardcore title at all I just wanted to lay a beating into you. The hardcore Icon Chris Nitro ended up taking that title. So not only did you catch a beating but you lost your title. It wasn't a good day for you at all thay day and it was all my fault.
Jonny smiles
Jonny C - Osh saw money in us coming out of that beating I layed into you. He knew that if he booked us in a match on Mayhem I would continue that beating and it would lead to a nice ratings boost for all of IIW. On April 6th that's exactly what happened and as expected I won that match. I said I would beat you I'm that ring and that's exactly what I did becasue I'm a man of my word. What wasn't expected was that you had far more talent than I originally belived. I acknowledged that raised your arm and Gabe you the ring. That's more than I have done for anyone in my entire career yet for you that just wasn't enough was it? I know what you where doing Bam you wanted Jonny C to make you famous. You realized that in the land of giants known as IIW you couldn't find a way to stand out. You needed to hitch your wagon to a legend to make you look better than you really are. Face it Bam you can't stand on you're own 2 feet and stay relevant. There is a reason why you just can't let this feud with me go. After I beat you and made you famous I just thought it was done. A one off match that had no more story to be told. Yet here we are some 12 or so weeks later still beating this dead horse.
Jonny stands up from his throne and jumps down out of the truck.
Jonny C - What's really funny to me is that every single time you have tried to finish me you have failed. Our original match you fsiled miserably even though I gave you a huge moment and made you so maybe it's a small win. Worlds Collide you tried to kill me by spearing me off the top of the war games cage. That was a great shot you took and it almost worked. I'm just more resilient than you anticipated Bam. I was taken to the hospital sure but I walked right the fuck out against Dr's orders. As long as I can breathe I will never stay down Bam. Many people wayyyyyyy better than you tired many times to keep me down and they have all failed. I have said it many times in the past and I will say it again here today. If you want to end my career and truly take me out you need to make sure my heart isn't beating anymore. You need to make sure I have no air left in my lungs becasue that's the only way I will stay down. I will always fight for what I love and wrestling and the IIW is what I love.
Jonny leans down grabbing a baseball bat. He swings it a few times then rests it on his shoulder.
Jonny C - You're like a fucking mosquitoe Bam. A tiny little nuisance that keeps buzzing around yet never leaves. I'm so fucking tired to having to deal with your dumbass. Let's run down your last few weeks shall we. You lost to me, you won the Hollywood title than lost it, won it again and lost it yet again. You tried to help Curtis and he got mad, you have tried a few times to end me yet I'm still here standing in this filthy fucking junkyard waiting for you to finish the job. It's time for me to stop playing nice I guess. One of us needs to finish this shit. I'll be damned if we fight forever I've had more than enough.
Jonny spins the bat than points at the windshield of a broken down red Ford Mustang. He swings had smashing the windshield sending glass everywhere.
Jonny C - Admittedly throwing you off a bridge into water wasn't my best plan. I got a little over excited after calling you out and didn't fully think through my plan. That's on me and I won't let it happen again. You see Bam as you know I'm not an overly hardcore person. I didn't cut my teeth in this business to swing bats, or cut my body up with glass and barware. I'm an immensely talented technical wrestler who knows the ins and outs of pure wrestling. But don't think for one fucking second that means I can't get down and dirty when I need to. I gave you your moment and you used it to spit in my face. Improvise, adapt, overcome I wouldn't have lasted well over 20 years in wrestling if I wasn't able to do that. You want my to ditch my wrestling gear for jeans and combat boots fine I will. You see now I want to hurt you Bam and you can bet your ass I'm going to. No more Mr nice guy when we get into that cage. You got what you asked for at Explosion but you will realize really quick that was a mistake. You may think your Billy bad ass riding motorcycles holding weapons and trying to hurt people. I've said it in the past Bam and it still holds true today. I'm better than you are in every way imaginable. You couldn't hang with me in a traditional wrestling match so you changed the rules to better suit your skill set. That's fine I'm happy as hell to oblige that and show you I'm not a one trick pony.
Jonny wipes glass off his shoulder. He smiles and kicks the fender of the mustang. He grabs the bat raises it over his head swinging hard absolutely destroying the side view mirror.
Jonny C - You wanted a mad man Bam and you fucking got it. You have pissed me off Bam and that's just not smart at all. You're a piece of fucking trash and I'm going to absolutely bury you at Explosion. You have been a cancer for all of IIW since the moment I made you famous. I made you Bam and you better belive I will also end you. Your career ends in this parking lot cage match in 2 weeks.
Jonny laughs and throws the bat across the junkyard.
Jonny C - Something else I just don't get it's you're really weird friendship with my semon demon. Driving around with him in a side car a real man you are Bam. You're 2 different people and I can see the cracks in your friendship forming. Never forget that deep down he is my son and has my blood running through him. Oh yeah quick question Bam how does my dick taste. Jesus man you want to be me so bad you're taking over my sloppy seconds. Oh and I do mean sloppy Jenny has been beaten up and taken to town many many times is now a worn out tire with no tred left. Have fun with that Bam, I hope she gives you fucking Aids cause we know you're not smart enough to wear protection.
Jonny laughs as his own joke again. He looks right into the camera gives the finger saying fuck you Bam Miller as the scene fades to black.
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Post by Bam Miller on Jul 2, 2021 7:01:52 GMT
We open up to an empty IIW arena as it should be as we are still a week away from Explosion. Some match banners have been put up as the camera moves around you see Jake vs Jay vs Blade, Curtis vs Russell, and Bam vs Jonny as the camera stops at their match banner for a moment and then a video package starts to play on the screen.
[ As the video starts the play the Date April 5th pops up then video starts to play the ending to Bam vs Jonny FnC on Mayhem. Jonny C goes for a snap suplex but Bam Miller gets a small package!
One!
Two!
No! Jonny C barely kicks out and goes for a lariat but Bam Miller ducks it, springboards backwards but Jonny catches him in a German suplex for a two count. Jonny pulls Bam Miller up again and goes for another German suplex, but this time Bam lands on his feet, catches Jonny with a swift kick and staggers him. Bam bounces off the ropes right into THE F’N POINT! Jonny C hooks the leg...
1….
2….
3….
KICKOUT!!! But it’s too late! The Referee has already counted to 3 as Jonny C’s music begins to play
Jonny slowly makes his way back to his feet, as he does, he watches Bam Miller getting back to his feet as well, Bam looks at Jonny and starts to head out of the ring but Jonny C stops him…. He stares down Bam Miller…. Bam stares back ready to fight again…but Jonny C grabs Bam Miller’s hand and lifts it high…. HE points at him while doing so and gives him a nod…..He lets go and slides out of the ring leaving Bam Miller standing there hand held up high
Mike Fisher: That’s a real sign of respect there from Jonny C
Scott James: That was the least likely thing I saw coming tonight Mike!]
The video ends and No one Will Survive plays over the speakers as Bam Miller comes out wearing a black leather jacket with a white t-shirt underneath and blue jeans with biker boots as he walks down the ramp he circles around the ring and grabs a microphone and a steel chair. He tosses the chair in the ring and rolls inside and sets the chair up and takes a seat. He takes a moment to raise his head up and looks towards the camera.
Bam- April 5,2021 is a day I could never forget. On that night Bam Miller went from some dumpster bastard who happened to wrestle to a rising star here in IIW.
Bam pauses for a moment.
Bam- On that night it was just a bittersweet night. I would become the very first IIW Hollywood Champion outlasting eight other guys to claim that honor, and as great as that moment was. The moment on the screen resonates with me and replays in my head over and over again.
Bam takes a pause.
Bam- Now don’t get me wrong becoming Hollywood Champion meant a lot to me and it was a goal I could write off my bucket list… but it wasn’t THE GOAL I wanted to complete. You see when I walked into IIW I told myself before I win any gold before I started to make waves in the wrestling word, I wanted NO! I needed to beat a top tier talent in IIW and not just any talent oh no it couldn’t be any new guy with no legacy here. No offense to the guys in the back but it needed to be someone with World Champion status it needed to be someone with a track record that you can point at and say wow he is impressive. He is not only a Hall of Famer, but he is one of the founding fathers of IIW.
Bam takes a pause.
Bam- When you think of IIW you think of Osh Vaughan, you think of Jake E Dangerously and by god you be a liar to yourself if you don’t mention Jonny FnC. You see I grew up watching IIW back in the states in the Orphanage back in Detroit Michigan watching Jake and Jonny FnC tear the house down week after week building IIW to what it is today and sure where there times IIW went under but it is because of guys like Jake and Jonny that a guy like me even has an opportunity to compete in this ring today.
Bam points to the ring then stands up.
Bam- You see I don’t want people to think I don’t respect Jonny because it is the total opposite I respect him as much as I respect Jake. Because I know what Jonny represents and when I saw him at KKND lose to Jake I was disappointed in Jonny, and it wasn’t because he lose it was the way he lose and the way he handled it afterwards. And I stand here not ashamed to admit as a young man watching Jonny growing up in the ring, I was fan of his but as a competitor standing across the ring from him, I could tell Jonny wasn’t the same. He didn’t have the same fire and passion that made him a multi time world champion the same passion and fire that has launched him into the Hall of Fame of just not IIW but all of wrestling.
Bam takes a pause.
Bam- So when I saw him looking a shell of his former self, I made it my mission to not only bring Jonny back to the Jonny we all knew he could be. I saw an opportunity to get a win over a man with his status and legacy that would validate me as a top guy here in IIW, but that didn’t happen and why I get my praise and respect for taking Jonny the distance and making him work for the win and I know Jonny likes to brush it off like I didn’t but I know deep down inside he knows I came within inches of pulling off the biggest upset in IIW history and that’s why Jonny shook my hand. So, I knew he respected me in that moment but at the same time I knew he didn’t believe I could be a top guy. I saw in his eyes that he only saw me as a guy that can elevate other guys to the top but not myself.
Bam pauses and rubs his hair.
Bam- So on that night I vowed to never give in to the doubt and to not give up on my goal until I pin Jonny FnC in the ring one, two, and three. So, since that night we’ve have tried to shorten the other’s career. I speared him off the top of a war games cage and then he knocks me over a bridge and just last Mayhem we didn’t care about the tag team match we just wanted to beat the holy hell out of one another. So now these moments have taken us on a path that leads directly to Explosion and boy the PPV name does its justice because that’s exactly what you’ll get when we step inside the first ever Parking Lot Cage Match. I can guarantee this match will be bloody, it will be nasty, it will be hell on earth wrapped around in a giant apocalypse and at the end this time with Bam Miller beating Jonny FnC and when I finally get that hard earn victory. I’m going to take a seat next to Jonny pop open a Miller Lite beer and whisper in his ear…
Bam takes out a Miller Lite beer and takes a sip.
Bam- It’s Miller Time!
Bam goes to stand at the top of the turnbuckle and chugs down Miller lite beer as the scene fades out.
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Post by JonnyFNC on Jul 6, 2021 17:27:55 GMT
The scene opens to Micheal Morrison walking across the IIW arena parking lot. He approaches a dumpster that's in the middle of the lot. Bam Miller's motorcycle is parked right next to it with a leather jacket hanging on the handle bar.
Michael - I was told to report out here for an interview with Bam Miller but I don't see him anywhere.
Suddenly both lids of the dumpster flip open. A puppet that looks like Bam Miller pops up from inside the dumpster. The puppet is missing some hair and has an eye patch over one eye. The puppet is also missing quite a few teeth and had sores and boils all over its face. The puppet is wearing a shirt that reads Definitely Bam Miller, there are holes all over it and one of the sleeves is missing.
Micheal - Um what the heck is going on here? Reguardless of what the the shirt says I question if this is the real Bam Miller or not.
PUPPET Bam - Welcome to my humble abode. I wanted to invite everyone to the very first edition of IIW cribs. A new show where we will visit all the homes of the IIW talent to see how they live. IIW has asked me Definitely Bam Miller to kick things off with my palatial estate.
Micheal - OK, clearly I'm being put on here but I am a consummate professional in a wildly un professional environment so I will just go with it. Let's get this episode of IIW Cribs going than shall we.
PUPPET Bam - Little back story on this fabulous house of mine. It was gifted to me by my wonderful parents the day I was born. I would say that it's the greatest gift I have even been given. I mean to be gifted a house on the day you where born is a pretty amazing thing. Than to be left alone in this dumpster to fend for myself really made me the man I am today.
Micheal - But it's a dumpster not a home Bam you have to see this. Also you weren't gifted this dumpster as a home you where abandoned in it.
PUPPET Bam - Dumpster Sweet Dumpster is what I always say Michael. I have made a comfortable living in this here dumpster for many years now and I never plan to go anywhere. So let's get this tour started than shall we.
Micheal - If we must. Honestly I will do anything I can to get out of here father.
PUPPET Bam - OK this corner to the left of me is the kitchen. There isn't much food in it at the moment because the big hungry truck came and stole it all again but the nice people of Manchester will start to fill it up again very soon. I will have more food than I know what to do with.
Micheal - That's not actual food Bam that's just peoples trash, and that big hungry truck is a garbage truck that comes to haul away literal garbage.
PUPPET Bam - There is food in the bags people drop off and I never go hungry so that works really well for me. Moving on this corner over here to the right is my bathroom. I got a nice bucket right here that is use to get rid of my bodily waste. That's not to be confused with my sink bucket on the left side that's for doing dishes. Wait no other way around this is the is kitchen and over there is the bathroom I always get them confused. None the less they are both lovely spaces in my home and get cleaned regularly due to constant bucket confusion.
Micheal - So you can't keep track of where you eat and where you use the bathroom?
PUPPET Bam - Belive it or not despite looking really spacious and luxurious it's actually quite crammed in here. So there is always some level of confusion as to what's what in here.
Micheal - Spacious and Luxurious are 2 words I would never use to describe this situation unfolding right here. I'm going to regret asking but where does the magic happen or supposed to happen in this thing you refer to as home?
The puppet dissappears into the dumpster than pops back up holding a potato sack in one had as well a cinder block in the other.
PUPPET Bam - There is so much room back here. This is my blanket and pillow right here. They are super cozy and always afford me a great nights sleep.
Micheal - what's the thread count on that sack you call a blanket?
PUPPET Bam - I think it's 1 maybe 2. I belive that it's one continuous thread that's been woven into a comforter but I can't be too sure.
Micheal - Well I appreciate the tour of your house Bam but I would guess that's it there is nothing else to see.
PUPPET Bam - No No you haven't seen the best part yet. My favorite part of my house, my oasis where I completely unwind and relax.
Puppet Bam motioning with his arm to the side of the dumpster. There is an over turned shopping cart with wood under it looking like it acts as a grill. There is a busted folding chair leaning against a trash can filled with full Miller Lite cans No ice can been seen.
Micheal - Oh thats a patio I thought it was the Miami condo collapse I'm ready to search all of this for survivors. Or say screw that like they did and demolish it all.
PUPPET Bam - It's not alot but its all mine Micheal. You can say what you will and make snide remarks but this has been my home all my life. One day when my mother returns she will be so proud of the work I have done keeping this home nice and together. It's not much but it's my own slice of paradise.
Micheal - To each their own I guess.
The puppet gets thrown out of the dumpster and lands at the feet of Micheal Morrison. Jonny C pops up laughing incredibly hard. He climbs out of the dumpster.
Micheal - Well now see this all makes sense now. I knew that wasn't the real Bam Miller. Jonny what the hell are you doing in that dumpster?
Jonny - I wanted to give everyone a tour of the Dumpster Baby Bam Miller's house. Maybe add some insight to him a person. Everything about him makes sense when you realize the second his mother took one look at him she threw his fucking ass away. He was tossed into a dumpster with used condoms and woman's sanitary napkins. He wasn't given a chance to succeed in life. Unfortunately he somehow managed to stay alive and grow up to be a huge pain in my ass.
Micheal - Jonny don't you think you're talking this all a little too far.
Jonny - Micheal I don't think I have taken it far enough. I want to let everyone know that Bams mother didn't even want him. He was such a disgusting baby he was thrown away. He grew up eating trash and sucking on cans of Miller lite to survive. It explains everything you need to know about this hemroid of a man. I always knew he was a bit off in the head but this whole dumpster baby thing hammers it all home. Now I know why he is the way he is. I'm going to finish the job your whore mother couldn't and kill Bam Miller once and for all.
Micheal - That's dark Jonny even for you.
Jonny - Look Micheal it's evident to me that Bams mother took one look at him and knew he would be a drain on society as a whole and threw him in a dumpster. She didn't do that to insure he has a great life, she did that to end his life. It would have been amazing if she successfully terminated his life yet here we are. It's clear to me now that I have to kill him and finish the job once and for all. It's not like anyone would miss him.
Micheal - All of this after he spoke of the respect he has for you. Doesn't that make you see him differently. He was a fan of yours growing up and wanted to help restore you to the greatness you used to have.
Jonny - Yeah I saw all of that bullshit. That's exactly what it is Micheal pure bullshit. This dude was thrown in a dumpster as a hours old infant you think he had a fucking TV to watch IIW. No he didn't has a fucking TV in his dumpster. What Bam Miller likes and respects is fame. He is seeking love and fame to fill that void being thrown away left in him. I filled that hole for him.
Micheal - So you're here today telling everyone that you filled Bam Miller's hole.
Jonny stops smiling looks dead into the eyes of Micheal Morrison.
Jonny - You're a child Micheal. How dare you say something that loaded to me.
Jonny grabs the microphone from Micheal than shoves his hard out of the scene.
Jonny - This interview is over with you and I. You're no longer needed here Micheal. Keep acting this way and I will break you like we did poor Larry. Get the hell out of here.
Jonny grabs a full Miller Lite and throws it in the direction he just shoved Micheal.
Jonny - Bam you threw around the word respect a lot in your cute little promo. You claim you respect me and Jake the same. You claim seeing me lose to Jake made me a shell of who I once was. Sure it got to me losing to Jake yet again how could it not. Of course I wanted to be the the first IIW champion since the relaunch. I wanted it in a big bad way too. I can promise you though I would have defended that belt every fucking show unlike Jake. I wouldn't hide out with my title and only have one defense since winning it at KKND. I would have made that title prestigious like no one else has. Jake has made it the least important part of IIW and that's really sad. Jake has done nothing as the IIW world champion, come on try and prove me wrong I dare you. Oh wait that's right it's just poor booking that's it, yeah let's hide behind that line of bullshit. So wait the saving grace Bob Mitchell didnt create any meaningful story's. How about you create you're own than rather than sit back and do nothing. IT'S EMBARRASSING. Did losing make me a shell of who I once was no if anything it made Jake a shell of who he was. He used to be a warrior and a true legend in IIW not a sit in the back and wait for a match handout guy. I had my little pity party for a few days than I laced my boots up and got back into that ring and did what I do best. I worked my ass off and rose back to the top of the card. I didn't sit back and wait for something to happen I made it happen. I guess I'm the only one with enough balls to call it how I see it right?
Jonny grabs a beer from the trash can, drops it than stomps on it causing it to explode.
Jonny - Respect is a funny word Bam. That night you and I met in the ring. You know the one, the one where I made you famous. I walked out of that ring with more respect for you than I have had for almost anyone in wrestling. I held your arm up and gave you the fucking ring to have your moment. Here was some new rookie calling his shots like Babe Ruth I admired that greatly. I really liked your style and the balls you had to call me out. Than in the match you hung with me the whole time. You never gassed out and even managed to get a lot of good moves in. I was blown away in all fairness because I didn't expect that from you at all. You impressed me greatly and made a name for yourself in the same night. Than you shit all over that and made me realize every dog has its day but it won't last.
Jonny leans down and picks up the puppet. He looks at it smiles and tosses it ontop of the over turned shopping cart.
Jonny - Jay touched on it a bit in his latest promo. Jay called everyone out saying without his Uncle none of us would be here. He wasn't wrong at all either Osh built this fed from the ground up. He layed all the ground work and threw everything he had to his name into IIW and worked his ass off till he made a great wrestling company that's known world fucking wide. When he needed help to stay in control he looked for help and didn't get a lot of it. Most people that are employed by his company turned their backs on him when he needed them most. You being one of the biggest back stabbers of the whole lot. You alleged yourself with that Virus Bob Mitchell. You joined the team trying to take Osh out of control. I don't know what favors Bob promised you but I hope they where worth it.
Jonny grabs a bottle of lighter fluid from his pocket. He opens its and begins pouring it all over the Bam puppet and wood underneath it.
Jonny - Not only did you align with Bob Mitchell you tried to kill me in the World's Collide match. Than you aligned with my semen demon and started fucking someone I was with many years ago. Bam you may have gone from wanting to fight me to wantong to be me brother. You are literally doing all the things I did, are you trying to give Curtis a little brother man. Come on I know I'm the greatest wrestler you have ever seen but God damn I'm going to start calling you Jonny 2.0. Nah that would be an embarrassment to me because try as you may you will never be anywhere near as good as i am.
Jonny takes a book of matches out of his pocket.
Jonny - Bam Explosion is my night to shine not yours. Any ideas of winning you have should be completely wiped away. I'm going to put an end to our feud once and for all because frankly I'm fucking tired of you. I'm ready to move on to bigger and better things leaving you to curtain jerk. When I beat you again at the ppv I will make sure I bury you to the point you can't ever come back from it. Remember Bam you're where you are today becasue of me. No one knew who Bam Miller was till you stepped into that ring with me. You're welcome for that by the way. Never forget that I'm the one who made you famous and I will be the one who kills your career. Hope you have had some fun because it all ends for you in a few short days.
Jonny takes a match, strikes it on the matchbook than lights the whole book on fire. He tosses the matchbook into the over turned shopping cart causing flames to explode out, completely engulfing the Bam puppet in flames. Jonny laughs than walks off screen as the scene fades to black.
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Post by Bam Miller on Jul 7, 2021 2:07:08 GMT
Today’s segment was tapped in a live hospital the events that take place are rehearse.
We Open up to North Manchester General Hospital inside the nursery where IIW’s very own Jenny Fletcher is station on a hospital bed wearing a hospital gown as a nurse check her vitals.
Nurse Jacky- Yes Jenny its almost that time that water has broke and your ready to have this baby.
Jenny- Oh no I cant the father is a jackass well both of them are.
Nurse Jacky- You say?
Jenny- It’s a long story just page the doctor please.
Nurse Jacky walks over to the nurse’s station and picks up the phone and presses some numbers then the speaker button.
Nurse Jacky- PAGING DOCTOR MILLER YOU HAVE A DELIVERY TO DELIVER COME ON NOW ITS MILLER TIME!
A few minutes later Bam Miller is seen walking down the hall in a white coat with some pens in the front pocket and a medical notepad in hand. He has a Miller Lite in one hand as he walks into Jenny’s room.
Bam- Ok Miss Fletcher Jacky here tells me you have baby that’s ready to see this beautiful world. Now I see here on the form you couldn’t list the father. May I ask why not?
Jenny- Well I’m currently with another man and he think is his child but in reality, the real father is a jackass and quicky if you get my drift that’s how I got in this situation to begin with. He convinced me had had a strong pull-out game but failed to mention he couldn’t handle the waves.
Bam- Oh I get you Miss Fletcher sounds like a real pump faker talks a good game but cant back it up when the pressure gets to him.
Jenny- OH MY GOD! ITS COMING PLEASE DOCTOR BAM GET THIS BABY OUT OF ME.
Bam Miller gets in position as Nurse Jacky holds Jenny’s hand as she pushes a few times… until finally a fake Baby with a lot of curly hair comes out. Bam looks at the baby why cleaning it up then hands it to Jenny.
Bam- It’s a boy Miss Fletcher do you know what you’ll name him/
Jenny- Well I would name him after his father Jonny. Opps forgot not to say his name, but I think Curtis sounds like he’ll be a good boy.
Bam- Sounds like the name of someone that can bring peace and Happiness to this World and probably be way better person then his father. Now Mrs. Jacky can you take Miss Fletcher to recovery.
Mrs. Jacky wheels Jenny out with fake baby Curtis as the door closes Bam Miller takes off his white coat sits down in a chair and looks up towards the camera.
Bam- Now that is where Jonny FnC went from wrestling Icon to deadbeat father because ever since that day Jonny has failed as a father just as much, he’s failed recently in World Title Matches. I mean if you look back on Jonnys life in total you will see he’s a let down to the people in his personal life just like he’s been a failure to everyone in his wrestling life.
Bam takes out a Miller Lite Beer and takes a sip then puts it back down.
Bam- That’s refreshing now where was I oh yes since Jonny wanted to take shots at my past life after showing respect to him. He throws it back in my face and says I only came at him to get notice is a bunch of bull shit and he knows it I’m a two-time IIW Hollywood Champion and have become a rising star that the higher ups know they can count on. I don’t need Jonny to boost my career I’m doing fine with that on my own and Jonny knows I got him back on track after his embarrassment defeat to Jake and Jonny I wont defend Jake because he’s a grown man and can take up for himself, but I will say this you can try to break The World Champ down, but the fact still remains Jake beat you in the middle of the ring with your finisher. He put you down in the most disrespectful way you can in wrestling what he did is the same as shooting a man with his own gun but let’s get back on topic since you want to take shots at me and everyone else lets peel back your layers.
Lets see we already talked about your failure as father to Curtis as you’ve never once done anything for him but yet Curtis is becoming a top guy and in my opinion is going to surpass you and I know that’s got to be a hard pill to swallow. Now lets talk about your most recent failure to keep your friend Osh from losing his company. He put his trust in you he believed in you even after the Way you lose to Jake Osh convinced everyone that you was the man to lead Team Osh to victory and what you do?
Oh well you know I kicked your ass all around the War Games cage then speared your sorry ass right off the top of the cage taking you out and keeping you from rising to the occasion once again.
Bam takes another sip of his beer.
Bam- How does it feel to have let down your son Curtis, ex-girlfriend Jenny, and friend in Osh? It must suck for people to keep putting you high up on the mountain only for you to come crashing down again. I mean that ego of yours has to be bruised by now. I know with every lose and every person you let down. That cloud of doubt continues to fill your mind and you start to question yourself and that what will cost you in the end Jonny. When its time to put me away you just simply wont you’ll freeze and Ill capitalize on it putting you away and closing the door on this rivalry because you was right about one thing it is time I moved on to better things and I’m tired of playing these games with you come Explosion inside that cage outside in that parking lot I’m going to do everything I physically can to end your career because whether you like it or not I’ve taken your girl, I’ve befriended your son, I’ve taken your spot and now I’m going to own your ass after Sunday and oh yeah Jonny buckle up because its Miller Time!
Bam stands up and finishes the rest of his Miller Lite as he walks out the room the scene fades out.
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Post by JonnyFNC on Jul 8, 2021 19:33:36 GMT
The scene opens to Jonny C sitting in what appears to be a classroom of some sort. There are long tables with about 5 people sitting at them. Each table has a fake baby with a stack of diapers and swaddle cloth. Jonny is sitting at the very front table with a notebook and pen. The classroom door opens as a middle aged woman walks in.
Teacher - Welcome to My baby and Me. Connecticuts premiere parenting class. My name is Mrs Zito and I will be you're guide to the joys of being a new parent.
Jonny raises his hand.
Mrs Zito - Yes you in the front.
Jonny - Hello my name is Jonny C. I'm not exactly a new parent will this class still be good for me? I do want to learn the ins and outs of how to care for a baby though.
Mrs Zito - This class will cover all the basics for how to care for a baby. How old is your little one sir?
Jonny - My little one is 22 years old.
Mrs Zito - WHAT 22 come kn man that's a grown up. Well than I don't think this class is for you. All of the information we will cover pertains to new born babies not fully grown adults.
Jonny - Ah well I'm not really a part of my son's life at all because he is a giant pain in the ass. You see my son Curtis was born as the result of an affair. Unlike the story Mr Bam Miller tried to spin I didn't know Curtis was mine to a few years ago so I was never given the chance to learn this. Bam also said I was a deadbeat so I wanted to graduate this class to prove I'm capable of being a good father.
Mrs Zito - Sir I don't think this class will be of any help if you don't truly want to commit yourself to the process and learn to be a good parent. Seeing as you don't even have a baby I would say you're taking this class for all the wrong reasons. You are the father of a grown adult and where challenged by a co worker.
Jonny - To be fair every thing I do in life I do for the wrong reasons. 22 years old or not I paid my entry fee here and want to learn.
Mrs Zito - Its a course payment not an entry fee but fine OK please don't be a distraction for people who are in need of this class and information.
Jonny - I promise to be on my best behavior, I'm here to learn the ins and outs out babying. By the end of today I will be the new face of parenting.
Mrs Zito sighs and opens her book, grabs the baby doll on her desk and slides a diaper over.
Mrs Zito - Putting on diapers and diaper changing is a huge part of having a baby. It looks like a challenge but it's not at all, it's actually quite easy if you watch and follow how I do it. First you want to lay out the diaper and make sure it's spread out. Next you lay the baby down on the open diaper. Grab the piece of the diaper that's between the babies legs and pull it to cover the groin than strap the diaper in place and boom its all changed.
Jonny - So it's kind of like wearing a championship title than. Aligning it properly at the waist than strapping it on making sure it doesn't move.
Mrs Zito - No there is far more to it than that. A belt isn't designed to cause bodily waste its to hold you're pants up.
Jonny - Look lady I have won and worn many titles I got this. Plus I know for a fact that when Bam Miller was the Hollywood champion he pissed his pants a number of times. Either way I got this.
With one hand Jonny opens and spreads out the diaper. He slams the baby in the middle that quickly grabs the diaper and locks it into place.
Jonny - BOOM I present to you the former IIW Hollywood champion Bam Miller. Wait that's the wrong baby. Bam is a baby is the point I'm trying to prove just not this baby.
Mrs Zito - Aside from giving your baby a concussion that's actually a perfect diapering
Jonny - Told you I got this and you said it's not like putting on a title belt.
Mrs Zito - It was perfect considering the obvious head wound from slamming the baby into the diaper but it will do.
Jonny - Saying it will do doesn't make me feel very safe Mrs Zito. I'm hear to learn all the ins and outs please don't be nonchalant about this. It's very serious subject matter.
Mrs Zito - I shouldn't have to say this but in no event should you ever slam your baby onto a surface.
Jonny opens his notebook and writes in big letters DO NOT SLAM THE BABY. Mrs Zito rolls her eyes.
Mrs Zito - One of the next big concerns new parents have is about burping the baby. It's a very easy and important thing to learn. A baby who doesn't burp properly will grow fussy and have a hard time sleeping.
Jonny raises his hand.
Mrs Zito - Yes what now?
Jonny - Can I give the baby soda to help burping? Soda always makes me burp.
Mrs Zito - There is no scenario where you should ever give a baby soda. That's a terrible thing to do I'm shocked you even had to ask me that.
Jonny - Look lady I'm here because I want to learn the right was to raise a baby. What about Miller lite I know this baby that's in LOVE with Miller Lite.
Mrs Zito - What no never give your baby beer of any kind.
Jonny - OK perfect this is great information teach.
Jonny grabs his pen and writes no soda or beer for babies in his notebook.
Mrs Zito - To burp the baby you're going to want to take the baby and rest them on your shoulder. Their belly should be resting so that there head is above your shoulder and their body goes below it.
Jonny - Ah so a rock bottom that's easy I already know that move.
Jonny grabs the baby and sets up for a rock bottom.
Mrs Zito - Yes that's absolutely perfect positioning for burping. I don't agree with you calling it the rock bottom position but it's the right technique.
Jonny takes the baby and hits a perfect rock bottom onto the desk. He stands up looking very accomplished.
Mrs Zito - That's it we are done here. You're clearly not taking any of this seriously and just being a distraction for the other people here. I'm going to have to ask you to leave. You have done everything but take this seriously. This stuff is vital for new parents to learn and you're making a mockery of it.
Jonny - I'm so sorry I didn't mean to but my instincts took out and I went for the win. I had the baby set up and I never take my foot off the gas. I'm so sorry I would never actually rock bottom a baby unless it's Bam Miller.
Mrs Zito - Please leave now.
Jonny - Can I ask one more question? Than I will leave I promise.
Mrs Zito - I don't want you to but I'm sure you're going to anyway. So you might as well ask me so we can get closer to you leaving.
Jonny - This guy I know when he was a baby he was thrown in a dumpster. At what age is it appropriate to launch babies into dumpsters?
Mrs Zito - NEVER. ITS NEVER OK TO PLACE A BABY INTO A DUMPSTER. How could you even have to ask me such a question.
Jonny - OK that's what I thought. Like I knew it's wrong by Bam Miller's mom didn't do I wanted to get some clarification on it. We are on the same page Mrs Zito don't worry. So babies shouldn't be placed into dumpsters. One last thing, would you also agree with me that if you're the baby who was thrown into a dumpster you shouldn't be giving out parent advise?
Mrs Zito - I have never met a true dumpster baby before so I don't know for sure. But I would say that persons mother and / or father issues would rule them out from being able to give advice absolutely. They would be a person who has a lot of mental health issues I can only imagine.
Jonny - I fucking knew it. You're right Bam does have a ton of mental health issues. It all is starting to make a lot of sense now thank you so much Mrs Zito.
Jonny grabs the baby off the table and football spikes in onto the floor and does a dance. He is celebrating super hard as Mrs Zito is getting more and more frustrated.
Mrs Zito - GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CLASS.
Jonny - Calm down lady I'm going. I was never going to pass this class anyway.
Jonny grabs his pen and quickly writes definitely no dumpsters in his notebook. He closes the note book grabs his pen and leaves the classroom. He leaves the building walking to his tank.
Jonny - Bam Miller you heard it hear first you're not in any position to be giving me advice. Being a nearly aborted dumpster baby puts you in no position to be giving out advice. The lady that claims to be the premier teacher for baby studies clearly agrees with me. She also is of my opinion that you have mental health issues I don't plan on helping you with that at all. But I did learn to out diapers on things so when I beat you almost lifeless in that cage I can show you how to wear a diaper. Don't ever say I didn't do anything for you.
Jonny laughs.
Jonny - 3 days Bam Miller till I do what you're mother didn't have the spine to do. 3 days till I rid the IIW of the cancer known as Bam Miller. You know you talk a really good game Bam. Part of me actually believes that you belive the bullshit that you spew. You're very full of yourself seeing as you haven't done to much in IIW yet. Don't come at me with that little Hollywood title Stat because the only reason you had that title is because I didn't want it.
Jonny gets to his tank and climbs up to sit on the tred.
Jonny - You're right about one thing Bam, I'm not a good father at all. I will give you that one pal but just look at Curtis come on I wasn't given much to work with. There is a small issue with your last little promo though. I was going to let it slide because you weren't here years ago but I didn't know Curtis was my son till relatively recently. Curtis was raised by Osh not me. So if anyone here is a deadbeat father it's Osh. I would have been there to make sure Curtis grew up better than he did. I would have made sure he was more like me and far less like well like Curtis. Trust me I take zero pride in telling people he is my child. I don't know why your friends with him but I feel with your clear mental health issues that tracks.
Jonny smiles as he gets up and makes his way to the top of the tank. He opens to top and jumps in as the scene fades.
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