Post by Osh Vaughan on Jan 27, 2021 14:04:14 GMT
At a socially distanced venue in Manchester, UK our scene shows up and we're at IIW Headquarters.
It's not quite in the same prestige condition we're used to seeing it in, but there is a crowd gradually growing, the camera pans inside the building as we see our great leader Osh Vaughan talking to everyones favourite janitor Charlie Schmidt
Osh Vaughan - Come on Charlie mate! Do some cleaning, I know it's been a few years since we were open but you must still be interested you're here after all!
Charlie - This is a joke! I know you locked the doors when we closed but you didn't have to bastard leave me locked inside!
Osh Vaughan - This is what this is all about... Look outside...They're gathering... It's time...It's time to announce the IIW is back!
Charlie - I'll bet you a years working for free you never get the IIW back open!
Osh Vaughan - Well you did a good job surviving to be fair....But listen we're back, look at this contract I've signed with an Online streaming agent It's whats all the rage now...We're back on TV!
Charlie - Oh Bollocks!
Osh stops and walks through the doors to the outside out to the podium where the press conference is set up.
Ste Davies - Welcome Osh, We've all heard IIW is coming back, have you got anything to say?
Osh Vaughan - NETFLIX BITCHES!
Ste Davies - There we have it the exclusive... IIW has signed with Netflix!
Osh Vaughan - That's right! And I've made the calls... A lot of people are already on their way back.... Jake E Dangerously..... Jason Fenix.... Jonny C
Steve Davies - Jonny C?
Osh Vaughan - That's right... The lifetime contract is still binding... Jonny will be back with us!... But let's start with the 2nd announcement.... IIW WILL BE LAUNCHING..... WITH THE IIW LOCKDOWN INVITATIONAL CUP!.... So this is your chance now... Come and put your name forward for the Cup!
It's not quite in the same prestige condition we're used to seeing it in, but there is a crowd gradually growing, the camera pans inside the building as we see our great leader Osh Vaughan talking to everyones favourite janitor Charlie Schmidt
Osh Vaughan - Come on Charlie mate! Do some cleaning, I know it's been a few years since we were open but you must still be interested you're here after all!
Charlie - This is a joke! I know you locked the doors when we closed but you didn't have to bastard leave me locked inside!
Osh Vaughan - This is what this is all about... Look outside...They're gathering... It's time...It's time to announce the IIW is back!
Charlie - I'll bet you a years working for free you never get the IIW back open!
Osh Vaughan - Well you did a good job surviving to be fair....But listen we're back, look at this contract I've signed with an Online streaming agent It's whats all the rage now...We're back on TV!
Charlie - Oh Bollocks!
Osh stops and walks through the doors to the outside out to the podium where the press conference is set up.
Ste Davies - Welcome Osh, We've all heard IIW is coming back, have you got anything to say?
Osh Vaughan - NETFLIX BITCHES!
Ste Davies - There we have it the exclusive... IIW has signed with Netflix!
Osh Vaughan - That's right! And I've made the calls... A lot of people are already on their way back.... Jake E Dangerously..... Jason Fenix.... Jonny C
Steve Davies - Jonny C?
Osh Vaughan - That's right... The lifetime contract is still binding... Jonny will be back with us!... But let's start with the 2nd announcement.... IIW WILL BE LAUNCHING..... WITH THE IIW LOCKDOWN INVITATIONAL CUP!.... So this is your chance now... Come and put your name forward for the Cup!