Mr. Tees
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Post by Mr. Tees on Nov 5, 2021 16:48:00 GMT
Alex:
So lovely to see you again old buddy. The memories of seeing you getting your ass kicked/kicking your ass have come rushing back. I look forward to reliving those memories and creating new ones. You may be using a different alias and may even have slightly altered your appearance (you aren’t fooling me) but I know it’s you. Welcome back!!!
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Mr. Tees
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Post by Mr. Tees on Nov 7, 2021 12:15:14 GMT
You misunderstand my client Alex, he isn’t opposed to voluntary usage of masks and/or vaccines, his opposition is to the mandates and people being forced and coerced into doing things against their will in supposed “free societies” where their tax dollars pay the fat, bloated salaries of the elected officials, who act more like “kings and queens” than the elected public servants that they are or at least that they are supposed to be. Do you enjoy being forced to do things that you really don’t want to do and that may not be in your best interest? If so you’ll definitely love getting your teeth knocked down your throat and losing consciousness in the center of the ring.
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Mr. Tees
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Post by Mr. Tees on Nov 12, 2021 1:18:52 GMT
You were truly the FCPW’s answer to Ned Stark. In the beginning you showed real promise, real potential and looked like you were shaping up to become the “face of the company, the star of the show, the lead protagonist.” However, by the end of the first season your career was pretty much dead and buried with all of that promise and potential going up in smoke.
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Mr. Tees
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Post by Mr. Tees on Aug 9, 2022 11:06:37 GMT
I was supposed to make my triumphant return to the ring and face Alex Kincaid in a series of matches, but like he often tends to do, Kincaid vanished like a fart in the wind before anything could materialize.
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Post by Osh Vaughan on Aug 9, 2022 12:54:43 GMT
3rd time he's done this now...
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Mr. Tees
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Post by Mr. Tees on Oct 2, 2022 20:38:04 GMT
We’ve received word that Tom Brady has purchased the New England Patriots. As Brady’s first order of business, he has promptly fired longtime coach Bill Belichick after years of hard feelings between the two men. Brady did not wish Belichick well and in fact, has promised to purchase any team that dares hire Belichick in any capacity just so he can fire him again. When asked for comment, Brady had this to say sugar coating nothing “I hate that motherfucker, I’ve always hated him, I feel the world would truly be better off without him and he’d be far more useful as fertilizer than he ever was as a human being. But since I can’t legally murder him, or have him killed as they’d know it was me, I can do the next best thing force him out of the game he loves so much and ruin his life in anyway that I can. I wish the son of a bitch was dead, but since I can’t get that wish I can make him wish he was dead too.”
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Mr. Tees
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Post by Mr. Tees on Nov 11, 2022 12:41:43 GMT
I could execute a series of moves on that man in the dinosaur mask that would leave him befuddled, stymied, confused, flabbergasted in other words he wouldn’t have the slightest answer for any of them.
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Mr. Tees
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Post by Mr. Tees on Nov 16, 2022 21:01:00 GMT
You asked, I listened I’m bringing a female member into the Syndicate.
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Mr. Tees
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Post by Mr. Tees on Mar 16, 2023 11:09:31 GMT
I see TJ Alexander won the Television Championship. I guess it’s true what they say “even a blind cat catches a mouse every now and then.”
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Mr. Tees
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Post by Mr. Tees on Apr 4, 2023 11:28:53 GMT
I have a lead pipe wrapped in barb wire with someone's name on it quite literally.
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Mr. Tees
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Post by Mr. Tees on Apr 4, 2023 11:32:35 GMT
You know what’s weird? I mean really, really, really, really weird? When you have a sex dream that doesn’t involve you at all. You’re not even present, the dream just involves other people who aren’t you having sex while a crowd of gawking buffoons cheer them on and place bets on how long they’ll last and how many times they’ll get off before it’s all over.
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Mr. Tees
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Post by Mr. Tees on Apr 4, 2023 11:39:36 GMT
As I approach my 42 birthday at a rapid pace ( I know it’s hard to believe as I still look like I did when I was back in high school), I keep thinking back to that time when I was 24 and answered an online ad a woman posted looking for a partner for adult breast feeding. Anyway, she responded that I was “too young.” Now it seems I’m really not “too young” for anything anymore.
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Mr. Tees
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Post by Mr. Tees on May 25, 2023 20:42:46 GMT
I have no idea where people have been getting their misinformation. Sabrina Masters is not my “fraternal twin sister” and we aren’t the same age, she happens to be my 24 year old daughter. She was born on my 18th birthday and I remember it like it was yesterday.
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